In the heavy snow, a young man in Taoist robes came with a sword. There were some snowflakes on his head, and even the whisk in his hand was white.
But the navy blue Taoist robe was as clean as new, without any moisture on it. It seemed like there was an invisible ripple surrounding the young man, causing the moisture to stay away automatically.
That young Taoist was Li Shanshui, the young headmaster of the Taoist ancestral court in Xiaoyao Mountain.
He landed in the courtyard and lightly performed a Taoist technique. Immediately, the snowflakes on his head also evaporated, and a wisp of green smoke came out, which was really an immortal Taoist skill.
He held up the whisk in his hand, and in an instant the snow on the whisk turned into blue smoke and drifted away.
"Hey, this Taoist priest has something!" The blacksmith at the blacksmith shop was shocked when he saw this scene.
"Xiao Bai, when you travel around the world from now on, don't imitate the flashy and ostentatious behavior of this Xiaoyao Mountain Taoist ancestral family, or else I'll beat you up every time I see you." Ah Si said with an ugly face.
Li Furong was suddenly startled at this moment. She had previously said that her elder brother taught her swordsmanship, and her master had been very angry and threatened that if she saw her elder brother, she would give him two beatings.
But looking at Master's face at this moment, I'm just afraid... that something is going to happen.
She was startled and immediately stepped forward, saying pointedly: "Brother... no, Sect Leader, why are you here? I watched the stars last night and concluded that you should not go out today, for fear of a bloody disaster! "
Li Shanshui glanced at Li Furong, then raised his head to look at the sky, and said with some confusion: "On a snowy day, where are the stars for you to watch? Little sister, what's wrong with you? Is it hysteria?"
Li Furong took a step back, gave a respectful salute to Li Shanshui, and said: "Master Taoist, please respect yourself. This little girl is not your sister. I am Li Furong, the third generation direct disciple of Master Literary Saint of Zhaoxia Academy!"
Um?
A look of suspicion appeared on Li Shanshui's face. This young girl not only changed the sect, but also betrayed the Taoist sect. She thought that I, Li Shanshui, was the Taoist sect's Zhengtongheshan headmaster. If I tell you, wouldn't I lose face?
Ah Si nodded, this apprentice is good, he has a sharp eye, he is quick and decisive in drawing clear boundaries, and he is the true successor of my lineage of literary saints who are shameless... and think about the wise.
Li Shanshui stared at Li Furong suspiciously, then looked at Ah Si, and saw that Ah Si's expression was not good-looking, and his heart suddenly skipped a beat.
Could it be that my desire to practice dual cultivation with Junior Sister Ouyang Xiaoqiao has already been known? This sword madman, Ah Si, not only has superb swordsmanship, he may have already reached the realm of sword immortal. What is even more helpless is that it is said that this guy is a typical sister-protecting maniac, and he is also extremely protective of his disciples.
When thinking this way, Li Shanshui's mind was spinning, and many countermeasures and explanations had already flashed through his mind.
Ah Si didn't say anything, just stared at Li Shanshui with a half-smile.
Alexander.
What should I do? Wait online. It’s quite urgent.
"Xiao Bai, a friend came from afar, what's the next sentence?" Ah Si suddenly asked.
Jiang Xiaobai was stunned. Senior brother, if you want to beat my uncle, just do it directly. What do you mean by dragging me into the water? A dead fellow Taoist is also a dead Taoist?
Then he said respectfully: "Isn't that true?"
Ah Si's eyes widened and he said, "Junior brother, is your skin itchy?"
Jiang Xiaobai's consciousness of survival was immediately heightened, and he said seriously: "A friend is coming from afar. I will whip him dozens of times and drive him away to another courtyard!"
"Do you want to be whipped dozens of times to drive him away to another courtyard? Good, great good!" Ah Si said, slowly walking towards Li Shanshui.
"Li Shanshui, are you going to confess on your own, or am I going to take action, or do you want to fight with me? I have just entered the realm of questioning, and I haven't had time to find anyone to fight with. How about I use you as a sacrificial flag?" Ah Si smiled. said.
With the word "sacrifice", Li Shanshui felt a sense of oppression and trembled in his heart. Has this sword-crazy Ah Si actually entered the realm of questioning?
He was surprised and doubtful in his heart, but after thinking a lot, he had a countermeasure. He immediately saluted respectfully and said: "Senior Jianchi, although I have the intention of practicing dual cultivation with Junior Sister Ling, Junior Sister Ling has not agreed to it. I, Li Shanshui, will do it myself." Knowing that I am not worthy of my junior sister, I have given up my thoughts and have been treating each other politely without breaking the rules. If I see your junior sister again in the future, I will definitely stay away!"
Um?
Nani?
Ah Si was startled, and his face suddenly became even more angry. You boy, how could you actually be hiding such dirty thoughts? You didn't expect this deception, so you deceived someone like this?
Well, three beatings.
At this moment, Li Furong held her forehead and sighed, "What the hell are you doing if you don't bring this upon yourself?"
If you can’t save it, life or death is a matter of fate, wealth is in the sky, if you can’t save it, you can’t save it, just let it go!
"Alas!" Ah Si walked up to Li Shanshui, sighed softly, and said, "Who does Master Li think I am? It is normal for a man to fall in love with a woman, and for a Taoist couple to practice together. I secretly promised you, how can I be that filthy guy who wants to fight with each other? But if my junior sister doesn’t like you, and you insist on pestering me, it will look disgusting. Do you understand? The sword in my hand, Ah Si, can both open the gate of heaven and kill. Immortal, let alone a small headmaster of the Taoist ancestral court of Xiaoyao Mountain?"
Jiang Xiaobai rolled his eyes.
Listen, is this human talk?
A dignified Taoist sect, the master of a mountain, turned into a small headmaster when he came to his senior brother. However, why did he feel that he was not at all disobedient? Could it be that I am drifting too?
Li Shanshui breathed a long sigh of relief. The rumors about Senior Jian Chi were not false. They made sense!
Unexpectedly, before Li Shanshui could be happy, the swordsman Asi suddenly asked: "I heard that you taught me your sister's sword skills?"
Li Shanshui was startled and didn't understand what Senior Jian Chi meant. He could only reply humbly: "I am a poor Taoist with little talent and little knowledge. I only gave a little guidance. Most of them were figured out by my roommate..."
As soon as the word "grind" came out of his mouth, Ah Si suddenly punched out, and the next moment, Li Shanshui's entire body flew out.
"boom…"
His unstained Taoist robe and clothes were directly smashed into the wall and embedded in it.
However, the force continued unabated. After being embedded in the wall, it was like a humanoid wall-penetrating machine that passed directly through the wall, crossed several feet of the street, hit the roof of a house opposite, and broke several beams, tiles, etc. Dropped to the ground.
"You're the one who taught me, of course. What the hell did you teach me? You're still so complacent, thinking I'm praising you!" Ah Si took a sip.
"Next time you beat him up, just ask: Last time you said you wanted to practice dual cultivation with my junior sister? Well, that's just the question." Ah Si said to himself.
Um?
Jiang Xiaobai was surprised. Senior brother had even thought of an excuse to beat someone up next time?
He looked at Li Shanshui, who was getting up in embarrassment across the street, and held a moment of silence for three seconds. Jiang Xiaobai, who was well versed in the world, understood that there should be applause at this moment, but the applause seemed to be too high-profile, fearing that his brother-in-law would give it to him in the future. I wear small shoes.
He searched his guts and finally gave a thumbs up to Ah Si and said: "Senior brother really planned the strategy well and won the victory thousands of miles away. It's amazing."
Unexpectedly, Li Furong frowned slightly at this moment and said: "It's wrong, Xiaobai, the word you use here is a bit inconsistent. Master, it should be called... called... high mountain... not a high mountain, it's called far-sighted, yes, it's far-sighted. appropriate."
Jiang Xiaobai was shocked for a moment, invisible flattery, the most deadly, but is there something wrong with your Li Furong character? Shouldn't she be the type of hard-working mistress with a bad temper who dares to fight and kill, so she has become so worldly and flattering?
What's more, Li Shanshui is your brother. Is it really okay for you to add insult to injury like this?
After thinking for a moment, he immediately understood the secret. It must be that his senior brother had beaten him too many times and was beaten down.
An ancient person once said that when a daughter-in-law comes home, she usually beats her a few times and establishes rules. It seems that this is true. Well, the ancients do not deceive me.
At this time, across the street, Li Shanshui had just climbed up and patted the snow on his body. He suddenly felt a big hand grabbing the skirt of his clothes and was shocked.
"Master, come on, look at this Taoist priest. He is the one who smashed the roof of our house. He was not at home to sleep with his wife on a snowy day. What is the reason for you to smash the roof of my house? Is it because you are jealous of my beauty?"
The person speaking was a tall, thick, and barrel-waisted woman, with a frown and a glare. There was a surviving vegetable leaf between her teeth as she spoke, and there was even a smell of garlic that hit Li Shanshui's face.
Li Shanshui, the dignified headmaster of the Taoist ancestral court of Xiaoyao Mountain, was aloof. Even when he arrived in the imperial capital, the empress Zhao Suying gave him three points of respect. However, facing the fierce women of the people, he was very weak and couldn't deal with him.
"Auntie, if you have something to say, please let go first..." Li Shanshui said hurriedly.
"Who is your aunt? Can you speak and let go? What if you let me go and run away?" The strong woman smelled of garlic and stood in front of Li Shanshui, but when she saw King Kong's angry eyes, she showed some inexplicable power.
Damn it!
Li Shanshui almost vomited, but pretended to be calm.
"Then eldest sister, eldest sister, can you let it go? If you smash the roof, I will pay for you. I will pay for it." Li Shanshui said.
"Hmph, that's pretty much it, but you, a little Taoist priest, can be my son, yet you still have the nerve to call me eldest sister?" the strong woman said.
Li Shanshui was a little confused. Are all women in the world so unreasonable?
Bah, damn fat woman.
Li Shanshui cursed, raised his eyes, and saw the strong woman staring at him with an unkind look, and asked, "Did you scold me in your heart just now?"
Li Shanshui was shocked. Sure enough, there were experts among the people. He immediately said: "No, absolutely not. How could I scold you?"
"Hmph, don't think that I don't know that the little prodigal on the front street had this look on your face when he was scolding me in his heart." The strong woman said.
Li Shanshui didn't want to get entangled with him, so he simply took out a silver coin from his pocket, handed it to the strong woman, and said, "This is the money for you to repair the roof. Don't pester me!"
"You...are you mean to me?" When the strong woman heard this, she got angry and shouted towards the room: "Master, come out quickly, this Taoist priest is mean to me!"
Li Shanshui, one with one head and two adults, felt helpless.
At this time, a man walked out of the house. He picked up his wife with a smile and half-coaxed her into the house. He said: "Madam, let me just pay you money. There is an ignorant little Taoist priest on the left. He is like this." He was so embarrassed that he was determined not to get a wife. I guess he just listened to the wall and was so angry that he accidentally broke the beam of our house..."
Grinning? Determined not to get a wife? Listen to Qianggen?
Have I, Li Shanshui, fallen to this level?
It's not very harmful, it's very insulting.
I really want to kill these two thugs with one sword!
