I want to learn art. This is a good and motivated young man!
Thinking of this, Jiang Xiaobai looked at Li Furong expectantly and asked: "Sixth sister, what do you think of my talent? Is it the kind of bone-shattering, rare-to-come-in-a-century kind?"
"I have a name and a surname. You can call me Sister Rong or Fellow Daoist Li. Please remove "Sixth Sister". I think it's not a good word." Li Furong said.
"Okay, Sixth Sister, you are not happy with the compliment." Jiang Xiaobai squinted at Li Furong. Yes, squinting can reveal dissatisfaction in his body language.
"You...what kind of monster do you want to be?" Li Furong looked at Jiang Xiaobai warily, not understanding what kind of monster he wanted to make.
"Study skills, I think about it, I can't live up to my talent." Jiang Xiaobai said with hope.
Li Furong looked Jiang Xiaobai up and down, left and right, and finally told the truth, "Whether it's academic or Fa study, the most basic thing is to work hard on your body since childhood. You are twenty years old, not to mention your body... "
"There's nothing wrong with my body. It's fine. Beer is great." Jiang Xiaobai said immediately.
Li Furong also looked at Jiang Xiaobai sideways, but her body language was profound and profound. This sideways movement no longer meant dissatisfaction, but contempt.
"I know whether your health is okay or not, that is, just now..." Li Furong smiled half-heartedly.
Temptress.
No, we must not put off seeing a Chinese medicine practitioner any longer.
"But it's not impossible. For example, for people like Zhao Xiaohu, who is born with a Buddha body, or who is really talented and has a spirit-gathering physique, it doesn't matter if his body is useless. He can be forcibly opened through various acquired heavenly materials and earthly treasures. , this kind is a little weaker." Li Furong said.
Jiang Xiaobai slapped his thigh and said in surprise: "I have spiritual energy, there is so much that I can't use it up!"
I not only have spiritual energy, which is piled up in the canon of mountains and rivers, but I am also extremely rebellious. I hatched that phoenix egg and almost squeezed me dry.
"Huh?" Li Furong was startled and said, "Don't be kidding, you are really good at gathering spirits. Why doesn't Ouyang Xiaoqiao teach you something?"
Jiang Xiaobai looked a little embarrassed and said weakly: "No, there is a small bug. Don't ask what the bug is. It's just that this thing is unstable and sometimes I can't control it. The dean taught me a set of five elements." The punch will break three of your ribs...ribs..."
Li Furong's face was so gloomy that she was almost dripping with water. She had almost forgotten this shameful and humiliating thing, but now you bring it up again, are you looking for excuses?
When Jiang Xiaobai saw that Li Furong's expression was wrong, he immediately stopped and changed his words: "But I thought, it's because they are not good at it, but you are different. The aura must be controllable. Besides, your Xiaoyao Mountain Taoist Ancestral Court, Taoism The method of controlling spiritual energy is absolutely superior to that of Zhaoxia Academy!"
Well, looking at people's dishes, this flattery is quite good.
Li Furong showed a trace of pride on her face and said, "Well, just because those scholars are not good, it doesn't mean that I, Xiaoyao Mountain, can't do it. Tell me, what do you want to learn?"
Jiang Xiaobai lowered his head and thought for a moment, then said: "It doesn't have to be too strong. For example, if you have a thought, kill the enemy immediately!"
Li Furong rolled her eyes at him. This was indeed not very strong. Even the Immortals could not do it.
"No, let's make it simpler. For example, with a wave of your hand, just call out "Sword is coming", and suddenly the sword will be sent out thousands of miles away to take the enemy's head, just like inserting a tag to sell straw, or searching a bag to get something." Jiang Xiaobai said yearningly .
"Well, even if you're not a supreme swordsman, you can't even do it." Li Furong said speechlessly.
"It shouldn't be. A guy named Li Chungang can do it..." Jiang Xiaobai questioned.
"Who is Li Chungang? Are you still a member of my family? Are you a swordsman? Why haven't you heard of him?" Li Furong asked doubtfully.
"Li Chungang..." Jiang Xiaobai suddenly stopped talking. He couldn't say that Fenghuo guy didn't give me advertising money. I also changed my name the next day, and Jiang Xiaobai Liquor Industry Finance didn't give me any money.
Thinking like this, Jiang Xiaobai immediately changed his mind and said: "Then let's learn something simpler, how to control a sword!"
After saying that, he looked around Li Furong and asked doubtfully: "By the way, where is your sword?"
My sword?
Li Furong was shocked and saw that she was completely empty. There was no sword. Could it have been dropped in the bamboo forest during the fight?
Li Furong looked a little embarrassed.
Jiang Xiaobai sneered and said, "As for the professional ethics of sword cultivators, what if the sword is there and the person is there, but the sword dies and the person dies?"
Li Furong's face turned red. She suddenly raised her head and looked at Jiang Xiaobai and asked, "Where is your wine bottle?"
Jiang Xiaobai was surprised, where is my purple wine gourd? Damn it, did it also fall into that bamboo forest?
The two of them stared at each other with big eyes and small eyes, showing a sad look like a sixth person looking at a sixth person.
"What are you doing in a daze? Go back and look for it." Li Furong bit her lip gently and said helplessly.
Jiang Xiaobai suddenly stretched out his hand.
Li Furong was startled, her pretty face flushed slightly, this...is this the rhythm of holding hands? Should I say yes or not?
When he thought about it, he had already put his hand on Jiang Xiaobai's hand, his face flushed.
"Don't act like a nymphomaniac and disturb my Taoist mind. Take it out casually. Not to mention the wine bottle, I almost forgot the banknotes, talismans, and mountain and river seals you took from me before. Give them all back to me..." Jiang Xiaobai sneered and shook off Li Furong's hand.
Damn it, if you want to covet my things, you are still too shallow.
Li Furong's eyes widened.
It's not without reason that you have been single for twenty years.
After thinking about it, he bitterly threw all the things he had searched for on Jiang Xiaobai's body, then turned around and left angrily.
…
The process of finding the sword went smoothly. Li Furong found her sword in the bamboo sea and a pile of bamboos. She squatted on the ground distressedly, wiping the dusty blade that was almost abandoned by its unreliable owner.
If the sword is spiritual, I definitely don’t want to have such an owner. It’s too unsafe and I don’t know where it falls if I accidentally drop it.
And Jiang Xiaobai lived up to expectations and found a purple wine pot hanging on a bamboo with a crooked neck. There was still a little "immortal drunkenness" in it. Jiang Xiaobai simply drank it in one sip and drank the purple wine. Hang the pot around your waist to ensure it won't fall off next time.
He walked towards Li Furong and squatted on the ground, with an excited smile on his face, and asked, "Tell me, how do you handle a sword?"
Li Furong handed the sword to Jiang Xiaobai. As a teacher for the first time, she was also a little excited. She immediately turned on the teaching mode and said: "It is easy to say that sword control is easy, and it is difficult to say that it is difficult. Even if you are a genius, some people are not as good as others." It takes ten or fifty years to learn. For a person with "average" talent like me, it only takes three years to control the sword, five years to wield the sword, and ten years to wield the sword..."
"Don't praise yourself for your extraordinary talents, focus on the key points, and go directly to the topic. Don't have too much foreplay, as it is easy to ejaculate early..." Jiang Xiaobai said.
