The trivial things between men and women are sometimes in a bad state, maybe a little too fast, a little embarrassing, but it's just a joke, let's sprinkle some water on it!
Jiang Xiaobai didn't take it to heart at all. Next time, when the time, place and people are favorable, he will definitely get on the horse and warm up the wine to kill Hua Xiong.
Okay, warm wine and kill Hua Xiong, it’s fierce, but it’s still fast. Alas, it’s so difficult for men.
Jiang Xiaobai admitted that this matter might become his obsession, which might affect his Taoist mind and make it difficult to achieve Taoism and ascend.
We must find opportunities to make up for this face.
Jiang Xiaobai took a shower, put on some sinus pants, and hung his tattered and wet gown on a branch, waiting for it to dry.
Li Furong sat on a rock, put her feet into the water, and padded gently, creating ripples.
This situation.
The sun shines on the side of her face, and there is a slight sweat on the tip of her nose. She is wearing a light green dress, which seems to blend in with the abundant spring in March, like a natural and tranquil ink painting.
Green mountains, clear water, and beautiful people.
Jiang Xiaobai was slightly stunned.
If this is a painting, which magic pen can depict her charm?
"You...what are you looking at?" Li Furong turned around and glared at Jiang Xiaobai.
Well, beautiful pictures always have a habit of being rudely broken.
Jiang Xiaobai walked over, squatted next to Li Furong, and said, "Why didn't I notice before that you are so beautiful?"
Li Furong's heart fluttered slightly. Invisible confession was the most fatal. Li Furong's pretty face turned red. She didn't know when, but inexplicably, there was such a person in her heart.
Or he stood in front of him without fear of death, and was so determined that he was willing to risk his life to protect himself. Or maybe when I'm with him, I seem to be careless, innocent, free, and romantic, or it's an attitude towards life.
Although he escaped with his life in the fierce battle before, Senior Brother Mobai might be in danger.
"Well, she has a nice face, big breasts and round butt." Jiang Xiaobai commented to himself.
Forehead?
Li Furong was startled. Sure enough, a dog can never change its habit of eating shit, but why is it not angry, but feeling slightly happy?
She turned her head and glared at Jiang Xiaobai, who was wearing a pair of sinus pants, and said coldly: "Put on your shabby gown. You are a shameless person and you don't know how to be ashamed!"
"My long hair makes me short-sighted! What am I wearing? I'm still wearing small pants. You don't know that there is a place called Earth. Even women there wear so little, and they are even proud of wearing less!" Jiang Xiaobai retorted.
"You are coaxing ghosts. There are ten directions of heaven and earth, three thousand small worlds. I have never heard of such a world as you mentioned." Li Furong said.
Um?
Jiang Xiaobai was stunned for a moment, then stared at Li Furong suspiciously and asked, "What about the ten directions of heaven and earth, and the three thousand small worlds?"
Li Furong was startled and suddenly realized that she was speechless. She pushed Jiang Xiaobai and said, "Go and put on your shabby gown."
"The clothes are wet, sister, how can I wear them when they are wet?" Jiang Xiaobai stared at her speechlessly, and then asked: "What did you just say about the world of ten directions? I seem to know nothing about the structure of this world. Do you know something?"
Li Furong suddenly raised her head, looked at Jiang Xiaobai lovingly, and said, "Well, Xiaobai, I won't tell anyone that you can't do it, and I won't dislike you."
"Stop...stop, how about you perform abnormally? Why don't you find a place later and we can practice again." Jiang Xiaobai looked at her with a half-smile.
"Go away...go and get your tattered gown. If you don't wear it, I will castrate you immediately. Anyway, if I really marry you, I will be a widow, no matter what." Li Furong said with a cold face.
Jiang Xiaobai choked, as if he couldn't refute, damn, it's very heartbreaking, isn't it? A thousand years of reputation will be ruined in one day. When I get the chance, I will make it impossible for you to get out of bed. However, there won't really be a problem, right? It seems that you can't get out of bed. This matter of old Chinese medicine practitioners should not only be taken to heart, but also put on the agenda. Well, the sooner the better.
Thinking like this, he walked to the branch where the clothes were drying, took them and put them on his body. They felt a little wet, cool and uncomfortable.
Li Furong walked over and saw her gently raising her hand and placing one hand on Jiang Xiaobai's chest. Just as she was questioning whether Li Laoliu was eating his own tofu, she suddenly noticed a warm air flowing to her body. Waves of mist emerged, steaming his clothes dry in an instant.
Forehead?
Automatic dryer?
What an awesome guy.
Li Furong took back her hand and saw Jiang Xiaobai's face as if he was a country bumpkin entering the city. She immediately felt a sense of superiority. She just heard her say disdainfully: "It's just a basic operation. Anyone with some common sense knows that mobilizing the spiritual energy in the body , just evaporate the water.”
Any common sense?
This sentence is scolding me, and the evidence is captured.
Jiang Xiaobai suddenly thought that the Buddhist seal created by the young monk before could be absorbed by the "Canon of Mountains and Rivers" and cause him to cleanse his muscles and marrow. He did not understand the principle of this.
Then he asked: "Let me ask you, what is the Buddha seal that the little monk made before? It looked like it was very powerful."
Li Furong thought for a moment, then said: "This little monk was born with a Buddha body, and the Buddha seal he formed contains Buddhist mantras. Of course, this situation is extremely rare."
Jiang Xiaobai nodded.
Weiwei started to think.
Judging from the current situation, there are things that can "wash" away the "dust" on the "Shanhe Canon" in one's Dantian. There are things that contain spiritual energy, but the effect is not great. There is also the black and yellow energy, which is the energy of merit. , and moreover, it should be this kind of Buddhist mantra.
As for the things that contain spiritual energy, just put them away. The treasures of heaven and earth that I have eaten for eight years are of no use. Things like Buddhist mantras that contain the charm of Taoism are also rare.
Only Xuanhuang Qi is the best to get. Killing demons should be a shortcut. When the city god captured those demons, he gained merit Qi. Although it was very small, it was because he did not personally participate. If he did it himself ,Yes or no……
Thinking of this, Jiang Xiaobai felt excited, he could do it.
But then I thought about it, these few kilograms I had to slay demons, were I sure I wasn’t giving them to the monsters as lunch?
It’s so confusing!
Li Furong was a little surprised when she saw Jiang Xiaobai's expression changing, and asked, "What are you thinking about? You smile and frown, you look so stupid."
Jiang Xiaobai suddenly came back to his senses and stared at Li Furong. A thought came to his mind. His horizons have become narrow. I can learn if I don't know how. In Zhaoxia Academy, my senior sister and dean will not teach me, but outside, I can't. It's the same, generals are out there, military orders are not obeyed, and the sky and the earth are in charge, so you still care about people's shit and farts?
