The words are divided into two parts, each expressing one branch.
Let’s talk about the sister of the Taoist ancestral master of Xiaoyao Mountain, Li Furong and Li Daxian. She was immersed in grief at the moment and was tearfully digging a hole to bury Jiang Xiaobai.
Jiang Xiaobai was about to cry at the moment. He had no way to go to heaven and no way to go to the earth. He was so panicked that he even wanted to die. In fact, he was counting down to death at the moment, and he would probably end up being buried alive by Miss Li.
Zhao Qian and Sun Li, Zhou Wu and King Zheng.
This surname Li is a common surname, ranking fourth among the 100 surnames. According to logic and big data analysis, there should not be such stupid people!
Jiang Xiaobai said that if he was lucky enough to escape with his life, the sixth child would never marry him. The reason was very simple. If a woman with such an IQ were to be married in the future, it would have an impact on the genes of future generations, and she might be mentally retarded.
This is something that the eighteen generations of Lao Jiang family would never allow to happen.
This Li Furong was immersed in grief at the moment and couldn't extricate herself. Logically speaking, when people are extremely sad, they should do everything slowly, but this Li Laoliu did the opposite. After a while, A hole that is not too big or too small has been dug. Well, it is just the right size, just enough to hold Jiang Xiaobai.
"Oh, I'm exhausted." Li Furong stopped digging, turned to look at Jiang Xiaobai's "corpse", and said with some emotion: "Xiao Bai, you deserved to die. At least you had dignity and a grave." Dun, from now on every Qingming Festival, I will come to pay homage to you. Until I get married, you should also understand that if I get married, my husband will definitely not be happy. You are fine, but I don’t know whether Senior Brother Mobai will be killed. Wilderness, hey, both of your names have the word "white" in them, could it be possible that I am destined to be "white", I have to pay attention to this in the future."
Listening to Li Furong's ramble, Jiang Xiaobai wanted to slap Li Furong on the face. If he knew how to use words, what does it mean to die a well-deserved death? I, June Feixue, am more unjust than Dou E. Otherwise, If you come here and check my breathing again, I can still save you.
Perhaps sensing Jiang Xiaobai's prayer, Li Furong actually came over and started groping up and down Jiang Xiaobai's body.
Hey, he's not too stupid, he actually came to check my body temperature, Jiang Xiaobai was overjoyed.
However, the next moment, I felt Li Furong sigh slightly, and her tone was full of apology.
"Xiao Bai, it is said that death is like a lamp going out, and money is the only thing outside the body. People come in vain and leave in vain. Your senior sister actually gave you so many banknotes. You have to eat even if you are traveling in the world. Don't you blame me? Let's do it!" Li Furong held a large stack of banknotes, clasping her hands together, trying to redeem herself.
Damn it, you want money from dead people... Bah... I'm not dead yet.
The next moment, Li Furong showed a voice of joy and said: "Xiao Bai, you are indeed rich and powerful. You actually have so many talismans, including demon-killing talismans, immobilization talismans, water-avoiding talisman, evil-suppressing talisman, and divine summoning talisman. Wow, I’m young and rich, so you won’t blame me.”
After saying that, he put all the talismans into his pocket.
Hey...hey...
That's too much. You are seeking wealth and murder.
"Hey, is this the mountain and river seal that Chen Qiaosheng issued when he ordered the mountains and rivers? It's a proper spiritual treasure. I'll keep it for you first, and then return it to your senior sister." Li Furong put the mountain and river seal into her arms, He went up and down again and carefully groped Jiang Xiaobai's body for a long time. He stopped until he was sure that there was nothing good.
"Okay, Xiaobai, you can go in peace!" Li Furong said, and actually started to carry Jiang Xiaobai's "body".
But, why are you dragging your feet?
Look up...
This stone makes my head hurt.
Hey, no, why should I question your posture of carrying the "corpse"?
Not long after, Li Furong pulled and threw Jiang Xiaobai's "corpse" into the pit.
Oops, go ahead, my old waist and spine are probably broken again. Jiang Xiaobai clearly felt a pain spreading throughout his body.
The next moment, the cold flying sand and stones began to slap randomly on his face. Jiang Xiaobai's pain became more and more intense, and his body seemed to be getting heavier and heavier, giving him a feeling of suffocation.
Consciousness is becoming more and more blurred.
Damn it, you are really going to be buried alive.
How to do how to do.
Jiang Xiaobai's soul was shouting crazily, as if being suppressed by some big mountain.
fear!
A fear of death permeated his whole body, even invading every cell that entered his body.
Finally, the last trace of golden light left in the body, after completely entering Jiang Xiaobai's body, wandered around playfully for a week, as if to verify his true identity.
Finally, Jiang Xiaobai's limbs and bones disappeared.
At this moment, Jiang Xiaobai suddenly felt his body become lighter.
Hey, it seems I can move.
Subconsciously, Jiang Xiaobai suddenly raised his hand. His arm stood straight, forming a ninety-degree right angle with his body, and popped out.
Um?
Li Furong, who was diligently burying the earth, felt something strange. She raised her head and saw Jiang Xiaobai's hands sticking out of the earth.
"Ah... it's a fake corpse..." Li Furong shouted at a high decibel, which made her face turn pale with fright.
"Don't blame me, little white man. Don't blame me, little white man. I didn't harm you. Even if you turned into a ghost, don't come to harm me." After saying that, he crazily buried soil in the pit.
Jiang Xiaobai was a little speechless. A normal person's brain circuit should consider that the person is not dead yet?
You, Li Laoliu, deserve to die.
Thinking like this, Jiang Xiaobai sat up.
Li Furong was startled, and saw Jiang Xiaobai sitting up straight, his beauty suddenly turned pale, and he said: "I will rest in peace, I will rest in peace. Xiaobai, if you have any unfulfilled wishes, just leave them to me in your dreams."
While talking, he actually pressed Jiang Xiaobai's head with both hands and pushed Jiang Xiaobai into the pit again.
"Oh no, Li Laoliu, open your fucking eyes and look, I'm not dead, I'm still alive..." Jiang Xiaobai couldn't help but curse.
Um?
Familiar voices, familiar bastard words, it seems that he is really not dead.
Li Furong stuck her dog's head out and looked into the pit, only to see Jiang Xiaobai staring at her angrily, wanting to tear her into pieces.
"Are you fucking blind? Why didn't you see that I'm not dead yet?" Jiang Xiaobai continued to curse.
"Are you really not dead?" Li Furong leaned in front of Jiang Xiaobai and felt Jiang Xiaobai's warm breath, and she suddenly felt happy.
"You crazy bitch who won't die well..." Jiang Xiaobai cursed loudly.
But at this moment, Jiang Xiaobai only felt a warm body hugging him tightly, and Li Furong's joyful voice came from his mouth: "Xiaobai, you are really not dead, you are really not dead... wu wu …”
Li Furong hugged Jiang Xiaobai and cried loudly.
Forehead?
With the beauty in his arms, Jiang Xiaobai felt his whole body stiffen, and for a moment he was at a loss. He even didn't know how to place his hands.
The script is wrong, why...why did it turn into a sad drama?
