The world is dangerous.
Mr. Jiang has a strong sense of crisis and was ready to escape from the moment he was discovered. This kind of thing cannot be explained clearly.
No, no explanation is needed.
The black ones, the white ones, the protruding ones and the sunken ones are all clearly visible.
There is so much irrefutable evidence that even Bao Zheng could not overturn the case.
Jiang Xiaobai rushed out of Wolong Pond like an afterimage. After Li Furong burst out those murderous words, he immediately turned back and swept away Li Furong's clothes on the bank.
Knock on the blackboard and remember, the next time you encounter this situation, if a woman takes away her clothes while taking a shower, she will not be able to catch up with you if she has nothing to wear.
Details, do you understand?
This is the correct thinking mode of a man with an IQ of 119. You can panic, but you can't be chaotic. Whenever there is a big event, be calm.
There was chaos on Xiaoyao Mountain. Jiang Xiaobai had just escaped from Wolong Pond. He didn't know why the noses of these cows today were so sharp and they discovered it so quickly.
He stood on the branch of a big tree and heard a commotion coming from Xiaoyao Mountain.
"Catch Jiang Xiaobai from Zhaoxia Academy. He peeked at Li Furong and Uncle Li taking a bath..."
"Oh, I'll go, this can't be tolerated..."
"Yes, I can't bear it. We didn't even succeed in taking a peek, but this kid got in first..."
"Hey, senior brother, why did you say what was in your heart?"
"Ahem, junior brother, don't worry about these details!"
"..."
It's noisy, you just finish singing and I will come on stage.
Xiaoyao Mountain.
The sword light flashed, and a sword broke through the sea of clouds, causing ripples.
There is a woman walking with a sword in the sky above the ancestral court of Taoism in Xiaoyao Mountain. She looks so heroic and heroic, like a direct immortal coming to the dust.
It was none other than the victim, Li Furong.
But seeing her sword hovering between the clouds and mist, she said loudly: "Fellow Taoists in Xiaoyao Mountain, please listen to me. If you capture Jiang Xiaobai alive, I will show him for three days and three nights..."
"If Jiang Xiaobai is seriously injured, I will sleep with him for one night..."
"Whoever beats Jiang Xiaobai to death, I will marry him. I swear with my Taoist heart that even if the King of Heaven is here, he will not be able to stop me from killing Jiang Xiaobai..."
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Holy shit!
So cruel?
The monks in Xiaoyao Mountain were startled, and then overjoyed. Li Furong, that is the sister of headmaster Li Shanshui. Not to mention her beauty, her long legs can even be played for a year.
The seventy-two caves in Xiaoyao Mountain suddenly became lively. There must be brave men under the heavy reward.
Even in an attic, a Taoist priest who was practicing dual cultivation suddenly rushed out and joined the ranks of capturing Jiang Xiaobai alive.
Another Taoist nun ran out of the room. She didn't understand what was going on, and immediately shouted from behind: "Oh, my enemy, what are you doing, making others unable to get up or down?"
The Taoist priest didn't look back, waved his hand and said: "For the sake of justice, capture Jiang Xiaobai alive."
Jiang Xiaobai's buttocks were trembling at this moment, and he felt a little coolness under his crotch. He immediately dropped down from the treetop to avoid being discovered by the wind because of the big tree.
As soon as he landed on the treetop, he saw several Taoist priests rushing towards him.
Jiang Xiaobai's chrysanthemums tightened, and an idea came to her. She pretended to half-lift her pants, ran towards the Taoist priests, and asked: "Brother, I'm here to pay my respects. I heard such a noise, what happened?"
Jiang Xiaobai also had someone to rely on when he dared to risk his life, lighting a lantern in the toilet and seeking death. He was very famous in the Taoist ancestral court of Xiaoyao Mountain, but not many people had actually seen him.
"Catch Jiang Xiaobai. He peeped at Uncle Li taking a shower. If we catch him, we will beat him all over the floor..." the Taoist priest replied.
Damn, how cruel!
At this moment, several more Taoist priests rushed out from the side of the road, their faces looking fierce and filled with righteous indignation.
"Senior brother, are you also arresting Jiang Xiaobai?" Jiang Xiaobai asked as he ran in the opposite direction to them.
"Yes, junior brother, everyone is arresting Jiang Xiaobai..." the Taoist priest replied.
"Hey, by the way, junior brother, aren't you going to arrest Jiang Xiaobai?" The Taoist priest suddenly turned his head in confusion.
"No, senior brother, he is wearing a Confucian shirt, he is Jiang Xiaobai..." A Taoist priest immediately reacted.
As soon as Jiang Xiaobai's chrysanthemums cooled down, he only felt the bug background music of "The north wind whistles, the snowflakes flutter and the cold plum blossoms are cut" sounded in his mind, and at the same time, the scene of Yin Zheng holding a harpoon in "The Richest Man in Xihong City" appeared.
It’s so exciting, the visuals are here!
Without thinking too much, Jiang Xiaobai used the Confucian magic power of shrinking to a crawl at almost this moment and ran away for his life. He looked like...wait, let me think of a word that fits the situation, like...a bereaved dog!
Great kindness, great talent of the author!
Internet writers misunderstood me. Why did they write the villain's IQ so low, pretending to be 13 and slap him in the face like a fool, and treat the readers as mentally retarded?
Eh, no, from Xiaoyao Mountain's perspective, it seems that I am the villain. Oh, forget it, don't worry about these details.
Along the way, relying on the cleverness of being single for twenty years, Jiang Xiaobai managed to escape from Xiaoyao Mountain and headed for Zhaoxia Academy.
Suddenly, he felt his shoulder being grabbed by a huge force, and he was shocked. He could get close and catch him without him knowing. Needless to think, he must not be able to defeat him.
A man can bend and stretch.
Jiang Xiaobai turned around and knelt on the ground with a plop. He knelt very neatly and acted decisively without any sloppiness.
"Good man, I have an eighty-year-old mother above me, and a mother who is crying for food below... Hey, senior sister, why is it you?" Jiang Xiaobai was stunned for a moment, then became happy, and stood up in a hurry. His movements were not too smooth, as if he was kneeling just now. The one who fell was not me, but a passerby, saying: "I knew that Senior Sister would come to save me, so Senior Sister could catch me. How could those scumbags in Xiaoyao Mountain have such ability?"
The visitor was none other than Ouyang Xiaoqiao. She twitched the corner of her mouth and said, "I think the dean's evaluation of you was substandard. He obviously underestimated you."
"What did the dean say? That I am so unique and brave that there is no one like me in the world?" Jiang Xiaobai asked, blinking his big eyes full of curiosity.
"This guy has a thick skin and a level of shamelessness that is rare in history." Ouyang Xiaoqiao said jokingly.
Forehead?
The dean must have misunderstood me.
"Junior brother, are you going back to Zhaoxia Academy?" Ouyang Xiaoqiao suddenly said again.
"Yes, what else?" Jiang Xiaobai said.
"Junior brother, you are confused. You have made such a big noise and done something so degrading to politeness. You don't know that Zhaoxia Academy has been completely surrounded by the group of Taoist priests from Xiaoyao Mountain..." Ouyang Xiaoqiao said.
I wipe it!
Li thief, my heart will never die.
Jiang Xiaobai panicked.
"What should we do?" Jiang Xiaobai, who had always been cautious, was indeed panicking at this moment. He seemed to be grasping at a life-saving straw and asked Ouyang Xiaoqiao eagerly.
"Don't worry, junior brother. Senior sister is here and she will protect you. You should leave Chaoxia Island immediately and go to Yedu to find your nephew Bailu. He is repairing the White Jade Temple for Zhao Suying, your nephew of the emperor. I have packed your luggage for you. , the boat is at Lingyun Ferry, and I have prepared enough dry food for you for half a month. It will not be a problem to travel two thousand miles by water." At this point, Ouyang Xiaoqiao paused and continued: "Also, I have prepared it for you. All the means to save one’s life are on board, plus money that will never be spent.”
Jiang Xiaobai was startled. The senior sister was so kind and considerate. His nose felt a little sore.
I, Jiang, am also an emotional person.
"Sister, if you don't want to die, I will never leave the academy in such a mess." Jiang Xiaobai said with some emotion.
Ouyang Xiaoqiao's expression changed, and he was afraid that Chi Ze would change, so he immediately said: "Why don't you get out? The people from Xiaoyao Mountain will be here soon."
Jiang Xiaobai turned around and left without writing. This time he made a lot of noise. Forget it, he ran away with a bucket overnight to avoid the limelight. Besides, the palace is also a good place to hang out and wait to die. There are many maids. , the emperor is still his nephew.
Tsk tsk, so happy.
But, something seems wrong?
Forget it, I guess I worry too much.
…
Ouyang Xiaoqiao watched Jiang Xiaobai leave by boat, and then he breathed a sigh of relief.
"Huhu... Finally sent away." Ouyang Xiaoqiao felt relieved.
"Yes, it's not bad to let him bring harm to the palace. After all, it's better for a dead Taoist friend than a poor Taoist!" The peerlessly beautiful Lord of Dongfang Mountain suddenly appeared next to Ouyang Xiaoqiao and answered.
"Actually, junior brother is a little lazy, but he does have great talents, but he is not motivated. In fact, I feel a little ashamed of myself." Ouyang Xiaoqiao said, suddenly looking at the handsome man named Dongfang with a strange look, and asked A doubt that has been buried in my heart for a long time.
"By the way, dean, this is a vicious plan to drive away the younger brother, but I don't understand how the dean knew that Li Furong would bathe in Wolong Pond every midnight, such a private matter?" Ouyang Xiao Joe asked.
"Ahem..." Dongfang Jing's expression changed drastically, he coughed, then put his hands behind his back, turned around and left, leaving behind a handsome figure.
"Of course, it is deduced. Well, deduced. When asked by the King of Heaven, it is all deduced."
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[Brothers, if you don’t collect it, I will run away with the bucket at night. Remember to collect and recommend! 】
