"Today is a good day. We are so happy today. That widow from the East Village has a pair of white steamed buns, and the rolling pin..." Jiang Xiaobai hummed a nonsensical tune and walked leisurely. In Zhaoxia Academy, it can be seen that the young man is very happy.
It's just a little... degrading to politeness.
Suddenly, his nose moved slightly and he sniffed.
Hey, does it smell like alcohol?
This taste doesn't taste like a century-old immortal being drunk!
Could it be that Dongfang Jing, the old fresh meat, found good wine somewhere?
Yes, it’s old fresh meat.
Dongfang Jing's peerless face, which made people and gods angry, every time he appeared in front of Jiang Xiaobai, Comrade Xiaobai wanted to punch him on the left side of his face, and then punch him on the right side on the pretext of the asymmetry of his face.
Hey, nice.
Jiang Xiaobai followed the smell of wine and ran all the way, bypassing several schools, and finally came to an attic.
He nodded slightly, and it turned out to be the residence of the old dog Dongfang Jing.
As a qualified wine culture researcher, Mr. Jiang understands that in life, one must eat well, drink well, and drink well.
He has always adhered to the concept of giving in to wine, sex and wealth and becoming a qualified experiencer.
He quietly touched the attic, and the aroma of the wine became stronger and stronger, giving him a numbing feeling as if he was already drunk just by smelling it.
He put his head close to the window, dipped his fingers in saliva, opened the paper window, and looked into the room with his dog eyes.
"Damn it, male prostitutes and female thieves are disgraceful." Jiang Xiaobai was shocked and froze.
In the room, there were Ouyang Xiaoqiao and Dongfang Jing, a table of delicious food, and a small jug with half a jug of wine in it. The aroma of the wine came from the jug.
"Dean, what kind of wine do you have? It tastes so good? Come on, pour me another glass." Ouyang Xiaoqiao said, handing the cup over.
Dongfang Jing lifted the jug and poured wine for Ouyang Xiaoqiao. He didn't know whether it was because his hands were shaking or he was already tipsy. He poured wine while pouring it, and it dripped on the table. The aroma of the wine became stronger in an instant.
Jiang Xiaobai, who was outside the door, swallowed his saliva and wished he could rush into the room and beat up this bitch. It was such a waste of money.
"It's leaked, Dean, it's a pity to spill such a good wine." Ouyang Xiaoqiao hurriedly brought the wine glass closer, but for some reason, he used too much force and bumped the wine bottle hard.
boom!
Dongfang Jing missed his hand for a moment, and the wine pot fell to the ground with a sound, breaking into two halves, and half of the pot of wine spilled on the ground.
What a sin!
Jiang Xiaobai's heart was bleeding.
"Ah? Dean, it's all broken, what can we do?" Ouyang Xiaoqiao exclaimed.
"This is a thousand-year-old ambergris. It's a pity that it broke!" Dongfang Jing's face turned red and he felt heartbroken.
"Ambergris? But the real dragon wine?" Ouyang Xiaoqiao asked.
"Yes, ambergris is the saliva of a real dragon when it is sleeping. If a mortal takes a sip, it will prolong life. If a cultivator takes a sip, it will last for three years. But don't be afraid, I still have it in stock." Dongfang Jing said.
"Inventory?" Ouyang Xiaoqiao said in surprise.
"Do you know Wolongtan?" Dongfang Jing asked.
"But Wolongtan, the ancestral home of Taoism in Xiaoyao Mountain?" Ouyang Xiaoqiao asked doubtfully.
"Exactly, I happened to pass by there and found that the stone wall in the pond was the place where the real dragon rested when it was sleepy. There was ambergris flowing in the cave. There were about three jars. I took one jar and sealed the other two jars. There, you can nourish yourself with the remaining dragon air, and drink it for yourself." Dongfang said respectfully.
"Didn't bring it back? But Wolong Pond is the territory of the old Taoist priests in Xiaoyao Mountain. Wouldn't it be safe to put it there?" Ouyang Xiaoqiao asked.
"What happened to the territory of Xiaoyao Mountain? Why can't I take the real dragon's saliva, a thing that has no owner? When there was no one in Xiaoyao Mountain, I could just take it." Dongfang Jingdao.
Why can’t we take something that has no owner?
Outside the window, Jiang Xiaobai's heart moved, he turned around slightly and went downstairs.
"True dragon's saliva? There are two more altars? The dean has it, why can't I get it? It's an ownerless thing!" Jiang Xiaobai stood in the academy, looking into the distance. Opposite the Zhaoxia Academy, Xiaoyao Mountain is a place of great prosperity. , towering and majestic.
A Taoist palace stands in the clouds, shrouded in mist, with occasional flying fairy birds, and waterfalls flowing. It has a high-end atmosphere and is upscale. Compared with others, our Zhaoxia Academy is a bit shabby.
tui…
Big dog owner!
…
That night.
The moon was sparse, and the moonlight fell on the mountains, shining through the gaps on the ground, as cold as a night of first snow.
A dark shadow quietly walked to the gate of Xiaoyao Mountain and carefully observed its surroundings.
The main peak stands in the clouds, looming, and there are seventy-two side peaks under the main peak. The monks under the sect build their own caves, and the masters of the caves have the right to freely accept disciples.
As a result, the ancestral court of Taoism in Xiaoyao Mountain suddenly became crowded, with so many monks that it seemed to overwhelm Longhu Mountain.
However, from Jiang Xiaobai's point of view, it is not good to have too many disciples, the quality is uneven, there are all kinds of people, and they are very stingy.
Occasionally I would visit them in the middle of the night to pick a few fruits and eat a few fat chickens, then shout and kill them. The structure was too small and I didn't want to play with them.
After making sure it was safe, Jiang Xiaobai's figure flashed and passed the mountain gate in a familiar way. It was obviously not the first time he visited Xiaoyao Mountain.
As the old saying goes, distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors. The neighbor next door visits us in the middle of the night to deepen the relationship. It is a good idea to operate normally.
"Hey, why did these bullshit put up a sign in front of the mountain gate?" Jiang Xiaobai was a little curious, so he sneaked up and took a closer look, and was stunned.
"Jiang Xiaobai and dogs are not allowed inside!"
Damn it, the quality of Xiaoyaoshan is so poor and the orthodox sect is engaging in discrimination and prejudice?
What's wrong with dogs? They discriminate against dogs.
Shake your head and don't think about it.
How did you come to Wolongtan, and which peak did you go to? I haven't been here for a long time, and I feel a little rusty. Mainly because in the past few years, these cow-nosed people have become more and more stingy, always guarding themselves like thieves. As for that?
He looked up at the sky and then at the majestic mountains. A flash of inspiration came to him: Wolongtan, the side peak on the left side of the main peak.
Jiang Xiaobai gently raised his feet, and in an instant, he shrank into an inch and disappeared into the dark night.
On top of the main peak, in the main hall, a young Taoist priest wearing a Taoist robe was sitting upright. The Taoist robe moved automatically in the wind, and he looked quite like an immortal.
Next to him, sat a beautiful woman in a Confucian robe. This woman was also sitting upright, with a cold face, as if she should not be approached by strangers.
This woman is none other than Ouyang Xiaoqiao.
The Taoist priest raised his hand and waved it gently in front of him, and saw ripples flowing, as big as a mirror, and a picture immediately emerged, which was Jiang Xiaobai's figure traveling through Xiaoyao Mountain.
"This little thief's body skills are getting better and better. I'm afraid I couldn't catch him in the first place. It's true that your Zhaoxia Academy didn't teach him other skills, but taught him this body skill. Harm me, Xiaoyao Mountain." This Taoist priest is Li Shanshui, the young headmaster of the Taoist ancestral hall of Xiaoyao Mountain.
Ouyang Xiaoqiao glanced at Li Shanshui and sneered: "What are you teaching him? He doesn't know how to control the spiritual energy in his body at all. The mountain master just wanted to give it a try and taught him a basic set of five-element boxing. Three of your ribs were broken. If you teach me again, I won’t be able to overthrow your Xiaoyaoshan!"
"Haha." Li Shanshui smiled softly, not angry, and said: "I'm afraid if we want to blow it up, we should blow up your Zhaoxia Academy first."
Ouyang Xiaoqiao was startled, it seemed that this was really the case.
"By the way, Master Ouyang, I, Qingyu, who betrayed his sister, will help you with the matter of dual cultivation I mentioned to you last time..." Li Shanshui looked at Ouyang Xiaoqiao with bright eyes.
That figure, that face, tsk tsk!
"You are the kind of person who can even sell your own sister. If you practice dual cultivation with you, I'm afraid you will sell me too." Ouyang Xiaoqiao snorted coldly.
Forehead?
As the headmaster of Yishan who is the most orthodox Taoist sect in the entire Daling Dynasty, how talented is Li Shanshui? Now he said in a low tone: "Actually, my biological sister had already drowned in the well when she was born."
Ouyang Xiaoqiao was stunned and glared at Li Shanshui. How could there be such a shameless person in this world?
"Ahem..." Li Shanshui coughed slightly and said seriously: "Isn't this just to get rid of this scourge? Eh, that's not right."
Li Shanshui suddenly looked at Ouyang Xiaoqiao with a puzzled expression and asked, "No one in Xiaoyao Mountain knows about the fact that my sister-in-law bathes in Wolong Pond every day. Why do you know?"
Um?
Ouyang Xiaoqiao was stunned.
Yes, why would the dean know such a private matter?
The next moment, Ouyang Xiaoqiao woke up from a dream.
I saw him break it lightly and curse secretly.
Pooh!
Old sex batch!
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