I'm most afraid of the sudden silence in the air.
Jiang Xiaobai, who was talking eloquently, suddenly felt that the surroundings had become quiet. He was stunned for a moment, but saw Ouyang Xiaoqiao with a...kind smile on his face?
Like a mother doting on her child.
Jiang Xiaobai was a little confused.
I regard you as my senior sister, but you want to be my mother?
"Senior sister...Senior sister? Wake up, there's a fire in your room." Jiang Xiaobai pushed Ouyang Xiaoqiao and said.
Ouyang Xiaoqiao was shocked and came to his senses.
She looked at Jiang Xiaobai, feeling a little embarrassed.
"What are you thinking about? Senior sister, this is your fault. I taught you my experience, but you were distracted? How do you behave like a master?" Jiang Xiaobai scolded.
Yes, it was a scolding, but the tone and the pretended majesty on his face made it feel a little funny.
"Xiao Bai, you have been coming to Zhaoxia Academy for so many years, do you sometimes feel bored? In fact, our academy is very open. If you are bored, you can go out for a walk and see the outside world, or go to Yedu to see you. Nephew Bailu, as a man, you have to make your way in the world." Ouyang Xiaoqiao said.
She didn't call her junior brother, but Xiaobai, which inexplicably made her feel more intimate.
Jiang Xiaobai was stunned and suddenly became alert. He didn't even bother to put the fish on the fishing rod and pull the float into the water, and said: "Senior sister, you want to drive me away?"
Jiang Xiaobai was a little panicked now. It has been eight years since he came to Zhaoxia Academy. Eight years. Do you know how I spent these eight years?
As a young junior uncle of Zhaoxia Academy, I eat and wait to die every day. I open my mouth when I eat, and my hands when I wear clothes. When I am free, I watch my senior sister reading in front of the court. When I am busy, I watch my niece bathing in the bathhouse. When I am hungry, I grill the fairy birds in the back mountain. "Drink the dean's fine wine.
This day is simply not too pleasant.
Walk?
Where to go? Those monks outside are not only bad-tempered, but also very involved in involution. They fight and kill, and demons and ghosts run rampant. How can my little arms and legs withstand the torment of the dangerous world?
I won’t leave, I won’t go anywhere, I will take care of my old age at Zhaoxia Academy. Although there are still forty years left before I turn sixty, I started taking care of my old age when I was twenty. This means that I have struggled for forty years less than others. It makes sense.
"No, junior brother, you see, the dean has betrothed you to me. I have watched you grow up since I was a child. I can tell at a glance that you are smart since you were a child. Our relationship is both a teacher and a friend. I I like you very much, but there are too many rumors in the academy now, and you haven't been affected at all?" Ouyang Xiaoqiao said thoughtfully.
"Senior sister, you are so young, but you are so old-fashioned in your words. I won't say anymore. You need to urinate urgently. Go to the toilet first..." Mr. Jiang has such a delicate heart. He is just afraid of listening to senior sister's brainwashing again, so he rushes into the world with passion. .
Come on, urinary escape is the best option.
I, Mr. Jiang, was the leader of a pyramid scheme in my previous life. The amount of fraud was simply outrageous. Even if I was shot ten times, the incident happened in the prime of life at the age of 30. I escaped thousands of miles away, but unexpectedly, I missed a move and was raped in the north of Myanmar. .
Not counting the waist, the grandson was a novice and had never studied anatomy, so even his own heart was damaged. So after he farted, he slipped into the unlucky body of the starved to death, and was picked up by his senior sister in a daze. .
When he proposed a plan to pacify the Northwestern King, reduce the vassal vassal, and write a book to strengthen the army, how could Mr. Jiang have such righteousness for his family and country? They were just laying the groundwork for today's happy life.
Traveling in the world?
Come on, it's impossible to make a career in the world in this life. Zhaoxia Academy is so good. Everyone is talented and speaks well. When you come here, you feel as carefree as returning home.
now.
Ouyang Xiaoqiao looked helpless as he looked at Jiang Xiaobai's fleeing figure.
At this time, a middle-aged man with washed white Confucian shirt appeared behind Ouyang Xiaoqiao and sighed slightly.
This man is eight feet tall, has a chest-length beard, red phoenix eyes, silkworm eyebrows, and a jade tree facing the wind. He looks like Pan An, but his appearance is better than that of Song Yu. He is a rare and beautiful man in the world.
If Jiang Xiaobai were here, an allusion might pop into his mind.
Who is more beautiful between me and Xu Gong in the north of the city?
Xu Gong is not as beautiful as her husband.
Ahem, I'm off topic.
Ouyang Xiaoqiao also looked helpless and said: "Dean, your bad idea won't work. The opportunity for a man to grow up is to be looked down upon by a woman, which frustrates his self-esteem and makes him work hard. But look, the marriage contract you made, I refused in person and broke his laziness, but my junior brother was not affected at all and came to the lake pavilion to fish in a leisurely manner?"
This middle-aged handsome man is the mountain master of Zhaoxia Academy, Dongfang Bubai, uh, no, it's Dongfang Jing. He lowered his eyebrows in deep thought, and narrowed his eyes slightly. He actually had a different kind of surprise, which may have made many girls bend their backs. Recommend your own pillow mat.
After a long while, Lord Dongfang Mountain solemnly concluded: "This boy is as thick-skinned as a city wall, and his level of shamelessness is simply outrageous and rare throughout the ages."
Forehead?
Ouyang Xiaoqiao stroked his forehead, feeling a little worried, and said: "If I don't think of a way to get him to go to Yedu, I'm afraid I'll miss my mentor's plan, and it won't be easy for us to explain!"
Dongfang Jing folded his hands and sleeves, like a master, and mused: "Those who are good at chess use the world as a chessboard and all living beings as chess pieces. Perhaps this is also the plan of the teacher."
Ouyang Xiaoqiao sneered and said: "Take down the stinky chess basket of my teacher? Use the world as a chessboard? My teacher said at the beginning, let him go. Look, Xiaobai has made the whole Zhaoxia Academy a mess. Fish, don’t you know how precious spiritual fish are? After stealing the phoenix egg, the fire phoenix chased the entire Chaoxia Island for a whole month, and finally covered up the phoenix egg until the cubs were born..."
"Not to mention, when the phoenix cub opened its eyes, it saw Xiaobai for the first time. It insisted on treating Xiaobai as its father. When it was rescued by the fire phoenix, it looked like it was kidnapped."
Forehead?
Dongfang Jing is a bit confused, this bastard has done a lot of bastard things in Zhaoxia Academy.
"Not only that, he peeped at those masters and nieces taking a bath. I often receive accusations here. That's all. He also went to the Taoist ancestral palace in Xiaoyao Mountain and harmed the immortal birds and beasts on the mountain. He steamed and braised them, and made a pot of chowder. You teach him With that set of boxing techniques, he was found guilty of committing a crime, and he forcibly broke three ribs of Li Furong, the sister of Li Shanshui, the ancestral master of Taoism in Xiaoyao Mountain. Although she is a practitioner and is not in the way, does she, Li Furong, have no face? She still swears We are at odds with Xiaobai..." Ouyang Xiaoqiao said with a look of despair.
"Wait, what did you say?" Dongfang Jing suddenly interrupted, a glimmer of light flashed in his eyes.
"Peeping at Master's niece taking a bath?" Ouyang Xiaoqiao asked doubtfully.
"No, the last sentence." Dongfang Jing asked.
"Li Furong doesn't want to lose face?" Ouyang Xiaoqiao said weakly.
"Hehe, that's right, Li Furong and Xiaobai are at odds with each other. What if..." Dongfang Jingdanfeng narrowed his eyes and said, "That bastard always talks about Zhang Liang's plan and climbing over the wall." , then let’s give him another trick, pull the fire under the cauldron, and come over here.” Dongfang Jing said to Ouyang Xiaoqiao.
These two people, one is the master of Dongfang Mountain who is the leader in Confucianism in the entire Daling Dynasty, and the other is Ouyang Xiaoqiao, the imperial master who saved the building from falling. At this moment, the two of them are plotting together. They look very similar... …illicit sexual relations.
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