The waiter was startled and said with a smile on his face: "Guests, please don't take advantage of me for fun. I have to go downstairs to serve other customers. Please let me go..."
Li Guiren sneered: "Stop pretending, the secret has already been exposed!"
Dugu Xiang couldn't help but become curious. He forgot about his dangerous situation. He squinted his eyes and looked at the guy up and down, but couldn't see any flaws. He couldn't help but ask Li Guiren: "Captain Li, what's wrong with this guy?" ? I have been listening on the rooftop for a long time, and he just introduced these dishes, and he said it clearly and clearly, doesn't it look like he is faking it? "
Li Zhuer smiled and said: "Sister Xiang'er, you are too careless. There is indeed nothing wrong with the dress and grooming of this store, but this dish has revealed its secrets."
At this moment, Xiang Runke had eaten two oil fruits, a large piece of mutton, and several strips of bacon. He was holding half a sausage with chopsticks in his hand and had already taken a big bite. Suddenly, when he heard what Li Zhuer said, his chopsticks stopped immediately. In mid-air.
Dugu Xiang was annoyed when he saw Xiang Runke eating and his mouth was full of oil. Seeing this scene, he immediately became happy. He looked at Xiang Runke with a smile and asked Li Zhuer: "Sister Zhuer, please tell me quickly. Say, what’s wrong with this dish?”
There was little expression on Li Zhuer's face. The smile she had previously shown had returned to coldness. She explained expressionlessly: "There is something wrong with the meat, this is not mutton."
Dugu Xiang was very curious. He looked at the meat dishes on the table and couldn't see any clues. Xiang Runke said to Li Zhuer: "What can be wrong with this mutton? Zhuer, you didn't mean to tease me, did you?"
Li Zhuer said coldly: "Mutton is still mutton, but it's just a 'two-legged sheep'."
Dugu Xiang was still dumbfounded and asked Li Zhuer, "Two-horned sheep? Don't all sheep have two horns?"
However, Xiang Runke's expression changed drastically. He threw away his chopsticks as if avoiding a ghost, clasped his throat with his fingers and retched.
Except for Xiang Runke, no one at the table touched chopsticks. It seemed that they all knew that there was something wrong with the meat. When Ji Du and Luo Hu saw Xiang Runke's ugly appearance, they couldn't help but raise the corners of their mouths. Ji Du patted his legs. , said to Dugu Xiang: "It's a two-legged sheep." Then he pointed to his head and waved his hands and said: "It's not a two-horned sheep."
Dugu Xiang asked curiously: "A sheep with two legs? What sheep has two legs?"
Li Zhuer said: "Xian'er, you are not very experienced in the world and don't know the dangers of this world. Think about it, what kind of thing can walk on two feet?"
Dugu Xiang said: "Don't chickens and ducks all walk on two legs? But cows and sheep all have four legs...ah..."
She suddenly woke up and looked at the dishes on the table in horror.
At this time, Xiang Runke had already vomited out everything he had just eaten. He rushed forward, grabbed the collar of the clerk, opened his bow from left to right, and hit him more than a dozen times in succession. He said angrily: "You kid! In a dark shop, cook people and sell them to your grandpa to eat?"
Finally hearing what Xiang Runke said, Dugu Xiang felt his stomach churning even though he didn't eat the meat on the table. He hurriedly covered his mouth with his hands to resist the urge to vomit.
Xiang Runke was beating and scolding: "You pigs and dogs, you don't even open your dog eyes to take a look. Come on, who told you to sell meat?"
Dugu Xiang asked curiously: "This... why is this two-legged sheep called Xiangrou?"
Li Zhuer said: "It has been common for people to eat each other, especially in the war-torn times like the late Han Dynasty and the late Jin Dynasty. There are many records in history books. In Wang Jie's "Heroes", not to mention the treacherous heroes like Cao Cao. The army, Liu Bei, who claimed to be a benevolent man, was hungry and sleepy when he was in Guangling, and the officials, big and small, ate each other's food... It is said that cooking people has a strange aroma, and eating them makes people think about it, so it is called 'thinking about meat'."
Dugu Xiang exclaimed, "No wonder the food on this table smells so fragrant..."
She shook her head vigorously, as if to shake the terrible aroma out of her head.
The strike was so heavy that the shopkeeper's face was immediately swollen like a pig's head. Blood flowed from his eyes, ears, mouth, nose and seven orifices. He was afraid that even his skull would be cracked. How could he reply? Xiang Runke became more and more angry. The slap actually turned the man's head almost in a circle, folding it into an extremely weird shape and connecting it limply to his neck.
Xiang Runke was so brave and cruel, Dugu Xiang couldn't help but get goosebumps when he saw it.
Li Guiren let go of his hand in disgust, and the waiter's body fell to the ground. Li Guiren said to Xiang Runke, "Why are you so impulsive? What's the use of beating such a little guy to death?"
However, Xiang Runke was still angry and said: "I will kill all the thieves in this black shop and set them on fire to relieve the hatred in my heart."
Li Zhuer said coldly: "Stop being ridiculous, we are not bad guys who are trying to catch theft. If we make too much noise and alert that person, you can't afford the punishment."
After hearing what Li Zhuer said, Dugu Xiang rolled her eyes. At this moment, she had determined that the person Liu Yao wanted to deal with was most likely Beimingzi. She thought that if you don't want to cause trouble, I will help you make trouble. It's better if you can't escape, so I can take advantage of the chaos and escape.
The plan was decided, Dugu Xiang slammed the table and said loudly: "Brother Xiang, you are right! Such a black shop should be burned down!"
Afraid that the noise would not be loud enough, she waved her hand and knocked over several more dishes, scattering the fragments all over the floor. In fact, even if she didn't make such a noise, the moment she hit Xiang Runke was already enough of a fuss. There was a flurry of footsteps on the stairs, as dozens of people rushed up the stairs carrying various weapons.
The leader yelled: "Where did the thieves come from, killing people openly in broad daylight! Is there any royal law?"
Instead of being angry, Xiang Runke smiled and said, "What? The king's law? What kind of king's law do you follow when selling meat?"
The man pointed the tip of the knife at Runke and said angrily: "How do you know that what we sell is meat? Have you ever eaten it? I think you just want to cause trouble on purpose and blackmail your grandfather."
Seeing that these people rushing upstairs were all dressed as shop assistants and chefs, and the weapons in their hands were of different shapes. The person leading them was the chef that Dugu Xiang met when he broke into the kitchen earlier. He was even angry. He was a fat, thick man, and the sharp knife in his hand was not a military blade, but a butcher's knife. Dugu Xiang knew Liu Yao's ability, and couldn't help but feel discouraged when he saw these rabble.
Xiang Runke just heard Li Zhuer say that the meat was two-legged sheep, but he didn't know where the evidence was. He couldn't help but look at Li Zhuer for help and asked: "Zhuer, did you see nails, hair, etc. Something? Point it out to this thief quickly and make him speechless."
Li Zhuer smiled, turned sideways and said to the man: "Do you dare to let us enter the kitchen to look at the remaining mutton bones?"
Xiang Runke said: "Yes! Since we are using sheep, of course there are sheep bones. Take us to see them quickly. We need fresh blood. Don't try to use old bones to get through."
The leader glared and said, "Why should I let you see it?"
Li Zhuer glanced at Xiang Runke with an expected expression, and said angrily to Xiang Runke: "I don't dare to show it to your grandpa, it's just a sheep with two legs. If you don't have any evil intentions in your heart, why do you hide it?" Tucked in?"
The leader was angry, flashed the sharp knife in his hand, and said: "The thief is so unreasonable. Is your grandfather really easy to bully?"
It was very funny that Xiang Runke and the leader came and went "grandpa". Duguxiang covered his mouth to hold back his laughter and said jokingly: "You two claim to be grandpa, who is whose grandfather? "
Xiang Runke turned to Li Guiren and said, "It's no longer possible not to make a big fuss. Someone is going to go on a killing spree!"
Li Guiren turned his head noncommittally. Xiang Runke was quite unpopular among Liu Yao. Li Guiren usually didn't bother to talk to him. He just wanted to let him solve the problem by himself.
Xiang Runke pulled out the two short sticks of Nanhai cypress wood tied around his waist, with a fierce look in his eyes, and said: "Your grandfather, what I said is the evidence. If you don't accept it, you will have a competition in kung fu!"
As he said this, Xiang Runke struck the two sticks in his hands against each other. The Nanhai cypress trees were extremely dense, and the sound they made when they met was like striking gold and iron.
The leader sneered and said to a man holding an ax next to him: "Ah Da, go and chop the two firewood in this animal's hand!"
Dugu Xiang looked at the ax in the hand of the man named "A Da". It was really just a hand axe. It was different from the giant wheel ax used by Cheng Qianli. As expected, it looked like an ordinary iron ax for chopping firewood. He was both angry and angry. It's funny, thinking that these people are so arrogant and overconfident, I'm afraid they will be killed by Xiang Runke in a short while, so I have to find another way to escape.
Xiang Runke sneered and didn't reply. He swung his stick with his right hand and struck Ah Da down on his head. Ah Da raised his ax in response. Xiang Runke was waiting for him to attack him upwards. His short stick with his left hand immediately flew out. If Ah Da didn't return the axe, he sneered. To save himself, Xiang Runke's chest and ribs would be smashed to pieces with the stick from Xiang Runke's left hand. If he withdrew the ax and hit Xiang Runke with the stick from his right hand, his brains would burst and he would die immediately.
Unexpectedly, Ah Da let out a strange cry of "Mom!" and jumped back on the spot. He avoided the blow to Runke's head and hit Runke with his right stick. His left stick could not be hit. At the same time, there was only a flash of white light, and the ax in his hand He threw it out and flew towards the door facing Runke.
In such a close fight, Ah Da actually threw the weapon in his hand at his opponent. Such a weird fighting method can't help but surprise people.
, shouted "Hey" to Runke, and used the horizontal stick of his left hand to block his chest. The flying ax made a "ding" sound, as if it had been struck out, and immediately fell to the ground. Then he looked at the short ash wood stick in Runke's hand. On it, only a white mark was left.
Xiang Runke stepped forward, swung his left stick backhand, and hit Ah Da in the chest. His right hand was still raised high, just waiting for his opponent's reaction before hitting him on the head with thunderous force.
Na'ada saw that the short stick in Xiang Runke's hand was a magic weapon that was not afraid of swords and axes. He did not dare to fight head-on, so he still flew back on tiptoes. When he retreated, his right hand was behind his back. At this moment, his right hand suddenly As soon as it was raised, a white light flashed, and another flying ax whirled towards Xiang Runke. 33
Xiang Runke shouted loudly, withdrew his right stick and crossed it with his left stick in front of him. The second flying ax hit the intersection of the two sticks and also fell to the ground.
The two criss-crossed sticks in Xiang Runke's hands hit Ah Da on the head. Ah Da did not dare to take a hard hit, but still retreated. This time, he spun around, and two flying axes flew out, aiming at Runke's head. Head, chest.
Two axes flew out in succession. Xiang Runke held the two sticks up and down, one to block his eyes and the other to his chest. With two "ding" and "ding" sounds, he knocked down the flying axe. This time, Xiang Runke was better than before. His reaction was a little slow, and he had just knocked away the two flying axes. Na Da shook his arms and threw more flying axes. No one knew where he had hidden so many flying axes on his body before.
Some people died, but not completely...