In the game "League of Legends", each hero has his own unique skill set. For example, Soraka, Child of the Stars, has the ultimate move Wish that adds blood to the entire map. Ice Archer Ashe's magic crystal arrow can stun people for up to 3.5 seconds. Tidecaller Nami's Shock Tide can be used by teammates and Bounces between opponents can not only add blood to teammates, but also cause the opponent to lose blood.
It is these unique skill settings that constitute the complex and changeable war world of "League of Legends".
Many heroes are loved and hated by people because of their unique skills.
Among them, there is such a hero that makes people hate him so much that he gnashes his teeth and even says: Team battles can be lost, crystals can be exploded, ranks can be lost, but he must die!
It is the famous yordle who dies millions of times every day in Summoner's Rift, Swift Scout Teemo!
In the world of "League of Legends", yordles are warm and friendly people who like to live in isolation. Most Yodels live in Bandle City. Bandle City is built in an isolated canyon in the southeast surrounded by the Sable Mountains. It is also the oldest city-state in "League of Legends".
The biggest characteristic of Yodels is that they don't grow tall.
All yordles are small.
Teemo, a little man, is particularly different.
In the game settings, its passive skill is called Invisible Wings/Guerrilla Arms. If Teemo stands still within 1.5 seconds without taking any damage, he will enter a stealth state. When leaving stealth, Teemo will gain the "Surprise Surprise" buff, increasing his attack speed for 3 seconds.
Additionally, while stealth is active in grass, Teemo can move freely in the grass without breaking his stealth state.
In other words, when you are hiding in the grass and preparing to ambush the enemy, it is very likely that there is a cute little Teemo from the enemy in the grass, wandering back and forth around you, planning to take the opportunity to beat you, and you Don’t know anything about this…
Teemo has a skill called Blinding Dart, which causes magic damage to the target and blinds the target.
Blinded targets will see a green light around their screen.
That blinding "black", that dazzling green...
Of course, this is not the most annoying thing. The most annoying thing about Teemo is his ultimate move: growing mushrooms!
Teemo's "backpack" stores mushrooms, which he can throw on the ground as a trap when needed. Whenever an enemy steps on him...
Bang!
The trap explodes in a circle! Lose blood again, slow down again! Still hurting!
This mushroom can last for a full five minutes when planted on the ground!
In fact, when Xia Weiran first came into contact with "League of Legends", the mushrooms could last for a full ten minutes!
Many times, the enemy happily walks on the road, steps on mushrooms, and loses blood...
There are also some players who control heroes to kill all directions, create magnificent achievements with invincibility, and finally escape with satisfied blood. They are still immersed in the pride of pentakill or super god, stepping on a mushroom.
shutdown!
Looking at the black and white screen, I got grumpy and had to curse on the spot...
Of course, everything has two sides. The hero who was killed by a mushroom explosion here may curse, but the little Teemo who grows mushrooms across the street is squatting in the spring to take people's heads. Isn't it secretly fun and flattering?
What Xia Weiran is now confused about is: Teemo, how did he become the big devil in the NPC's mouth?
Although this guy does have the skin of a "big devil", what she sees now is obviously the original Teemo wearing a cuckold.
Also, she complained in her heart: Even if a yordle has four yordles to carry the sliding pole sedan for it, it still has no momentum at all...
"What a small NPC. He looks like a child, right? Haha, he is wearing a cuckold! What a pure child!"
Lonely Vision laughed at Teemo's appearance from the side.
Xia Weiran:......
I bet your mind is definitely not pure!
Also, how dare you laugh at Teemo? You probably don’t know how happy it is to step on a mushroom every step of the way, right?
When more and more people gathered around Teemo, Teemo jumped down from the sedan.
Well, shorter.
It looked at the group of NPCs in the town: "Where is Ah Xiu? Hand over Ah Xiu quickly, my patience is running out!"
Teemo is looking for A Xiu?
What does the devil want to do with a girl?
Xia Weiran was confused: Could it be that he wanted to take her back to be his wife? Like a bandit coming down from the mountain to grab a wife to conquer the village?
No, that would dismantle the official match!
From the first time he saw Swift Scout Teemo in Summoner's Rift, Xia Weiran knew that he was a pair with another yordle, Merlin Gunner Tristana! Tristana, known as the gun girl, is a small shooter. As cute as she looks, her firepower is as ferocious.
Teemo, if you dare to apologize to Pao Niang, I...
Xia Weiran secretly said harsh words in her heart. Since she had nothing to threaten Teemo, she could not put down the harsh words.
During the time when Xia Weiran was adding inner drama to himself, the residents of the town and Teemo had already formed a tense situation.
"For the last time, hand over Ah Xiu, otherwise I will be really angry!" After Teemo said this, he threw three mushrooms on the ground.
The villagers who were standing next to it immediately took a collective step back.
Lonely Vision looked at the excitement and wondered: "What is that?"
"Mushrooms." Xia Weiran explained to him: "It will explode if you step on it."
"Oh." Lonely Vision was taught, and then looked at Xia Weiran with admiration: "Xia Weiran, I found that you work very hard. You now know more and more about this game!"
Xia Weiran:......
Ahem, it seems that she needs to restrain herself a little. Otherwise, if we really wanted to get to the bottom of it and ask her where she got the game-related information, she wouldn't be able to tell...
"Tell me, why is this kid looking for A Xiu?" Lonely Vision asked Xia Weiran.
Xia Weiran immediately said: "I don't know."
I really don’t know this.
At this time, an old man with a beard walked out of the crowd tremblingly on crutches, came to Teemo, and spoke to him across three mushrooms: "Demo King Teemo, please let A Xiu go. The person she likes is Wei Mao, and she has no fate with you! You are not suitable!"
Teemo originally grabbed a mushroom and put it in his hand, intending to threaten others, but at this moment he accidentally took it and smashed it on his own foot: "You... you old man... how could you... taint someone's innocence! I, How can I have a relationship with Ah Xiu? What are you thinking? Dirty! Dirty!"
Bearded old man:...
Town residents:…
Xia Weiran and Lonely Vision:...
What link went wrong that led to this misunderstanding between the two parties?
On the other side, Teemo straightened his back and shouted: "The only person I like is Tristana!"
Xia Weiran let out a long breath: It's okay, it's okay. Although I don't know how that weird misunderstanding happened, at least Teemo has expressed his position. It seems that the official match will not be split!
