"Then... let's stop here. It would be rude to fall in love again!"
Lines from a strange love TV show come out of a tablet.
Kiryu Ichiru turned around helplessly and glanced at the maid Crow Tengu sitting on the floor in the living room table, holding a huge tissue that was as big as a bedsheet to her.
"snort!
"Wipe your nose.
The tablet computer stood in front of the maid Crow Tengu, like a giant screen that belonged to her alone.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu My concubine, my concubine!"
Looking at the crying Crow Tengu, Kiryu Yiyi felt his head was pounding.
He had just left the dungeon of Zhirnan Village. The four-tailed fox witch woke up from her deep sleep because of the "tea cup in the Secret Treasure Hall, which will take off its clothes when exposed to hot water".
Kiryu Yishi recalled the expressions of mother and daughter.
The four-tailed fox miko had a gentle smile on her face.
Fei Zuo blushed and hesitated to speak.
Hikka... stared at Kiryu Ichi with the Mangekyo Sharingan, as if he was planning to use Amaterasu's black flames to directly burn Kiryu Ichi into scum.
"Let's go again after a while."
Sighing that he had saved his life, Kiryu stood up.
The "skin" function cannot be used apart from the world. It was only after questioning that he found out that when he left the main world and went to the dungeon, the maid skin on Kuroyu's body would disappear.
The skin will heal again when he comes back.
Although Tenjin Elementary School is bound to the "Tenjin Elementary School Key" on his body, considering that he might encounter the situation last time, Kiryu Yiyi could only let the "Seven Gozen" Kaidans live in his home temporarily to avoid losing control.
"Hello!"
Kiryu Yiyi shouted to the mannequin standing in the corner of the living room: "Don't move, especially after I fall asleep!"
While Kuroyu was holding a tissue and crying, the piano, which was dripping blood, automatically played a piece of sad music.
"And you, stop dubbing!"
After washing up before going to bed, Kiryu walked to the bathroom door and gently pressed down, only to find that the toilet door could not be opened.
He had no choice but to knock on the door: "Hanako, are you there?"
"Card"
The toilet door opened, and a girl wearing a red dress and a doll's hair raised her head and looked at Kiryu Yishi.
"Are you really the toilet god? I need to go to the toilet."
“Private Marseille!”
Hanako came out and stood at the door of the toilet.
Wow, after using the toilet, flush.
Kiryu Yiyi left the bathroom and found Hanako staring at him with resentful eyes.
"Hey, even if you sleep in the bathroom, don't forget to turn on the exhaust fan," Kiryu Ichizu warned, "it will stink."
"Okay." Hanako slipped into the bathroom from Kiryu Iichi and closed the door with a "Peng" sound, as if she was afraid that Kiryu Iichi would seize her territory again.
Go back to the bedroom and lie on the bed.
Turning off the lights, Kiryu stared at the dark ceiling.
"Unconsciously, my family is full of strange stories... What is my cheat? Oh, what a good student, what a good student!"
Fall asleep slowly.
Katcha! Katcha!
Peng, Peng!
Kiryu opened his eyes.
He glanced at his phone.
Three o'clock in the morning.
Leaving the bedroom and turning on the light in the living room, Kiryu gritted his teeth and looked at the figure waving huge scissors in the kitchen.
"What kind of plane are you doing?!"
The figure holding the giant scissors stopped and turned to look at Kiryu Ichizu.
The slit girl was wearing the mask that Kiryu got in a first-class lottery, only showing her beautiful eyes, and she looked very innocent.
Beside her, Mona Lisa kept smiling, but her jaw was cracked, and she opened her big mouth to eat something wildly.
"Damn, it stinks so much!"
Kiryu walked to the kitchen holding his nose, only to find that the portrait was frantically eating with the mouth with a split jaw, and there were portions of moldy, sour, rancid garbage on the floor.
"Who asked you to dig through the trash can?"
As if he was afraid that Kiryu Yiichi would snatch the food away, he opened the mouth of the portrait's chin hugely, and then with a gulp, he swallowed all the garbage that was comparable to the size of an adult into his mouth.
The full portrait returned to the frame, but the figure in the frame was obviously fatter and could no longer fit in the frame next to it.
The slit woman also put away her big scissors and lay on the sofa with aggrieved face, as if she was just kindly helping her colleagues with the game sashimi.
"What weird stories? They are all problem children!"
Kiryu glanced at the dull Yamazaki Arata in the corner. Yamazaki Arata was not a famous ghost story for a long time, so he was just like a walking zombie now.
"Seven people are missing one, and whoever sees it will replace them" is a very unreasonable skill, the most important of which is "Seven people are missing one". As long as one person is missing, the captured person can be forcibly sucked into the group of seven people. .
Therefore, if it is not necessary, Kiryu Yiyi is not prepared to let the seven people suffer numerical losses for the time being, so as not to cause any big trouble.
"Who's at the window?"
Kiryu Yiyi found a figure on the balcony holding a book, as if reading.
When I walked over, I realized it was a mannequin.
"They are all madmen." The mannequin turned around, showing a terrifying shape with only muscles and no skin. It said to Kiryu Yishi: "Only learning and knowledge are eternal, but they are only driven by anger and curses."
Kiryu's eyes lit up. He had forgotten before that among the strange rumors about the mannequin, there was also a legend that this guy actually liked studying. It would move every time the students left, and it was said that it would help clean the school.
There is actually a strange story that can be communicated with.
What a surprise.
"Can I trouble you to help guide them?" Kiryu asked.
"If it's your order" the mannequin nodded.
After receiving the promise from the mannequin, Kiryu went back to his room to sleep peacefully.
Early in the morning.
"Master, it's time to go to school!"
Kiryu opened his eyes and looked at the maid Crow Tengu flying in front of him, flapping its wings: "It's Kuroba."
He sat up and stretched.
The ghost stories did not make any noise and remained quiet until morning, which was really rare.
It seems wise to choose a squad leader for them.
The Futakuchi girl was sitting peacefully on the sofa, wiping the scissors with her skirt. Because she was wearing a mask and pulling up her skirt to reveal her long legs, she was unexpectedly alluring.
"This may be the mask killer."
Biting into the sandwich made by the maid Crow Tengu, putting on his schoolbag, Kiryu Ichijo quickly went downstairs.
At the stairs, he saw the delinquent boy squatting in the corner, his skull broken and his brains exposed.
The Tale of the Thirteen Stairs.
"Hey, control your brain, don't smear it on the wall!" Kiryu Yiyi said to the bad guy.
“Private Marseille!”
The delinquent bowed, and then his whole brain fell out.
"Ah, my brain!" It quickly reached out to hold its brain.
With trembling hands, he put his brain back into his skull.
“Red bean paste, private Marseille!”
"You!...remember to clean up!"
That's the disadvantage of having a house full of weirdos. These weirdos are very unhygienic.
