"Haha, if Master and Mistress can both practice this 'Buddhist Secret Technique', I think it won't be long before they can try to break the pill to become a baby, hehe." Zhou Jun smiled, then turned over his hand and took out a blank jade slip. Put it on your forehead and start recording "Happy Zen" and your recent practice experience.
A quarter of an hour later, when Zhou Jun burned the "Raging Eyes Vajra Desire Technique", "Nirvana of Zen Light" and "Tantrik Mahamudra" on another blank jade slip and handed it to the two elders, he finally saw the two elders overjoyed. He had a crazy expression because he saw another set of dual cultivation methods with a completely different style.
"Apprentice, I didn't expect that this "Happy Zen Technique" was originally called "Happy Wuji Reversing the Universe"?" Li Yinghao looked at his old wife Lu Songyuan's back and said with embarrassment: "That is different from the "Dayan Yin and Yang Technique" that you taught us before. 》Compared to each other, which one is more powerful? Let’s talk about it!”
"Haha, return to Master and Mistress." Zhou Jun bowed and saluted and said with a smile: "The "Dayan Yin and Yang Technique" is similar to the "Xuanmen Taoism", which mainly targets the "Devil Way", "Ghost Cultivation", "Witch Gu", It was created due to the shortcomings of all dark attribute techniques such as 'witchcraft', and the 'power of yin and yang' can be used to activate the 'law of chaos'."
"Using the 'Power of Yin and Yang' to activate the 'Law of Chaos', no wonder you are so overbearing!" Li Yinghao and Lu Songyuan nodded to each other: "The more I practice with your wife, the more profound I feel, and I am even immersed in the original dark attributes. 'I can't extricate myself from the joy of being shattered and reorganized by the power of law, so..."
"Haha, Master, Mistress, you two are trying to say that you are embarrassed to be blocked by Senior Sister, right? In fact, this "Dayan Yin Yang Technique" is a method that takes away from the origin of the 'Law of Darkness' and uses it for me." The secret method of dual cultivation emphasizes gradual progress and requires long-term cultivation of both yin and yang.”
Zhou Jun saw the two elders showing embarrassment, so he changed the subject and said: "But "Happy Zen Method" is a 'Buddhist Tantric Dual Cultivation Technique', which emphasizes 'domineering fusion' and 'quick success'! As long as the two elders can let go of their mentality. If you bear the burden, you can use various means to enhance your strength, and all demons and monsters can take it all."
"What? Demons, devils, ghosts, monsters, all-in-one? What do you mean?" After hearing this, the two felt incredible, as if this was the key to the problem.
"Hey, since 'Buddhism' is a 'bright' method that can restrain all 'dark attributes' of sorcery, magic, ghosts, strange powers, spirits, and supernatural beings, then why can't you subdue 'monsters' as long as they are humanoid monsters?" If his appearance is acceptable, then he is raped and integrated into his legal body? Then he casts a spell to seal his soul, and then he can plunder his physical body, true energy, and destiny. The fused physical body will be infinitely strengthened, so won't it be able to easily withstand the thunder and disaster of heaven's punishment?"
"Haha/Gah, this method is wonderful! It's really powerful, it's worth trying!" Li Yinghao and Lu Songyuan were very excited after hearing this. For a moment, they were so excited that they actually triggered Zhou's "golden elixir phenomenon", and their bodies were filled with excitement. Black energy billowed out, turning into an evil ghost and a fierce ghost in the blink of an eye.
But after the two of them reacted, they quickly restrained their auras and turned into their original human form. Then they said with unfinished meaning: "We both died once. Although we were reborn again, it was not the original body that always felt uncomfortable, so why not How about taking the opportunity to practice this "Happy Zen Method"?"
"Gee, what the senior brother said is true! My little sister thinks it's feasible!" Seeing that the Taoist monk was asking for her opinion, Lu Songyuan was relieved.
"Hey, Master, Mistress, don't worry. I have this 'Three Treasures' that may be able to help you!" As soon as he finished speaking, Zhou Jun touched the storage bag on his waist, and an arc-wreathed "demon" suddenly appeared in front of him. "Beast inner elixir" and a sparkling "water spark basket", he continued with a smile:
"This 'Thunder Bead' is the 'inner elixir' of the seventh-level monster 'Purple Electric Dragon'. I have successfully refined it into a 'space magic weapon'. It can absorb and store thunder and lightning, and it can survive the 'Twenty-ninth Tribulation' before me." 'It played a major role. This 'ancient treasure' is called 'Water Spark Basket', it can collect all kinds of magic weapons, and it is invulnerable to water and fire!"
"Oh? Haha, these two treasures are good. They can be used to assist in overcoming tribulations, and they can also be used to surprise and deceive the enemy, hehe."
"Haha, Master, it's obvious." Zhou Jun finished his words, then pulled out a scroll from his waist, and after unfolding it, it turned out to be a strange picture.
What is painted in the painting is a grassland scene with "the sky is blue, the fields are vast, and the wind blows the grass and cattle and sheep are low." But the strange thing is that the characters and livestock in the painting are not only lifelike and move freely, but there is also a mountain in the painting. There are many "puppets" on the "altar", as if they were transformed into real people.
"Huh? This is...'space magic weapon'? No! The power of space is not so powerful. Could it be that it is really a 'cave magic weapon'? This..."
"Haha, this is indeed a 'cave magic weapon'. When my senior sister and I went to the 'Tian Yin Sect' to find someone, we accidentally ran into the 'Trial Secret Realm' of the 'Yin Feng Sect' on the way back. Treasure, hehe." Zhou Jun explained in detail the process of obtaining this treasure and how to control it to exert its power.
"Haha/Giggle, I really didn't expect this treasure to be so magical! Not only can it easily seal powerful enemies inside, but it can also easily resist the 'Twenty-Ninth Tribulation' from outside? It seems that we must resist it when we break the pill and become a baby in the future. 'Three Nine Heavenly Tribulations', this treasure may be of great use!" The two elders were actually overjoyed!
"Haha, so, the disciple and senior sister decided to go to the inner gate to handle the 'identity token' change' first, and by the way, they received two adjacent 'best' caves' to practice in seclusion. After digesting all the gains from this trip, I must be able to advance to the 'late stage of pill formation', just in time for the sect competition."
"Haha, what my disciple said is absolutely true! Then it's up to you! I am about to study the "Happy Zen Method" with your wife. If you have nothing to do, please don't disturb us two old guys, otherwise, it will happen again I’ve arranged a task for you!” Li Yinghao and Lu Songyuan looked at each other and said with a smile.
"Oh? Arrange a mission? What mission? You don't want me to secretly protect the junior brothers and sisters, right?" Zhou Jun was a little strange after hearing this.
"Hehe, it's good for you kid to know." Li Yinghao and Lu Songyuan nodded to each other and said with a smile: "Those little guys teamed up to go to the 'Oriental Overseas Cultivation World' to experience. It used to be a 'ghost cultivator paradise', but now it is a 'demon paradise'. "Repair the territory', and there can't be a 'Nascent Soul Stage Monk', so..."
"Is it possible that master and junior wife are still worried about the life safety of junior brothers and junior sisters?" Zhou Jun asked doubtfully: "If this is the case, then it is better to recruit one or two people in the 'late stage of foundation building' in the 'Xuanbang Release Hall' Is it okay for the disciples to be the team leaders? Isn’t it just to spend more spiritual stones, hehe.”
"Hmph, you don't know how expensive oil, salt, firewood and rice are when you're not a family!" Li Yinghao said angrily: "How is the situation between me and your wife? You have seen it too. For your own cultivation and to protect the foundation of the Outer Gate Cave House, In order to provide disciples with training conditions, which one does not require money?"
Seeing this, Lu Songyuan continued to add: "If you and Mei'er have children in the future, and a 'Xianxian Family' breeds in the sect, can we two old guys still stand by and watch? Why not do it for the convenience of our grandchildren? How much? Striving for some benefits? To open up relationships, all of this requires money!"
"Haha, Master, Mistress, I'm afraid you are worrying too much!" Zhou Jun said with a smile: "In the world of cultivation, the strong are respected, the weak eat the strong, it is natural! If you don't have money to spend, you can do some sect tasks and hunt down a few casually. Isn't it easy to get the spiritual stone from the extremely vicious 'devil's evil ways'?"
"Hmph, that sounds nice! Do you think we don't understand? We have lived for more than nine hundred years after all. In mortal terms, we have eaten more salt than you have eaten rice, and walked across more bridges than you have ever walked. There are still many ways to go. If you want to make a fortune by killing people and grabbing treasures, you have to be prepared to be killed by others!"
"Yeah, I got it! Old man, you're so verbose!" Zhou Jun saw his master and his wife's expressions darken, and he immediately changed his tone and said, "The apprentice plans to learn alchemy before he goes into seclusion to practice. If time permits, I also want to learn 'weapon refining' and 'talisman making' and become my own boss!"
"Hey, I didn't expect you to be really good at calculating! But in this way, you can continuously earn a lot of spiritual stones, which is enough for you and your young couple to practice daily." Li Yinghao and Lu Songyuan smiled knowingly and then After sending Zhou Jun away, he said awkwardly: "This kid is weird!"
"Geez, senior brother, could it be that this kid is not satisfied with having our 'Mei'er', and wants to mess around with women and cause 'romance debts'?"
"Hehe, what junior sister said is absolutely true." Li Yinghao said thoughtfully, "However, after all, our 'Mei'er' is immature, stubborn, and likes to be willful. Being restrained by this kid is not necessarily a bad thing. But like this If you can't have normal sexual intercourse as a couple, how will you be able to get pregnant and have a baby in the future?"
"Go, go, 'pregnant and give birth to a baby' again? Do you think us women are 'sows'? What's more, our monks are pursuing the 'road to immortality'. Giving birth to a baby is just a 'spiritual sustenance'. In fact, it is It’s a waste of time and energy, if it weren’t for the fact that my life span was about to run out like you and me, I wouldn’t want to have a baby!”
"Uh... this... forget it, don't mention it! Let them make their own decisions about the young people's affairs!" Li Yinghao looked embarrassed, but suddenly thought of something, so he said with a sly smile: "This boy is really worthy of being... Our 'lucky star', look at these 'three treasures', which one is not a treasure?!"
"Gee, it's good to know. Don't act like a good boy to get an advantage. Be careful, if the girl finds out, she will complain about you being 'nosy and disrespectful', huh!"
"Hmph, why am I being 'nosy'? Why am I being 'disrespectful'? Don't I just want you and my blood to continue to pass on?"
"Giggle, okay, okay, stubborn old man, old kid, can't you just tell me that you can't do it? Don't worry about the young people's affairs, let's continue our dual cultivation!"
In this way, when Zhou Jun flew into the "inner gate" to handle the "identity token replacement", he did not expect that his master and his wife would start a new round of "quarrels", but in the end they compromised with each other. If you didn't know the basics, you would have thought they were a "mortal couple" in the world of mortals.
"Huh? This 'senior brother', oh no, this 'senior uncle' is here to go through the procedures for replacing the 'identity token'? This...please wait a moment." As soon as he finished speaking, this "deacon hall" The "deacon disciple" inside quickly took out a "transmission talisman" and muttered to the superior officer for advice. Do you want to celebrate?
Zhou Jun's spiritual consciousness was so powerful that he easily listened to what the other party said and intercepted the information, so he smiled and said: "There is no need to go through the 'Golden Elixir Celebration', just give me all the rewards. In addition, I need two more The best 'cave' that is close together." As soon as she finished speaking, she turned into Li Mei.
"What? This...impossible! Absolutely impossible! How could a big man turn into a little woman in an instant? This is incredible!"
"Giggle, nothing is impossible! Hurry up and replace the 'identity token' for my aunt! In addition, I also need two pieces of 'inner elder token'!"
"Uh... this... uncle, don't worry. There has to be a first-come, first-served basis?" The deacon disciple was fooled by Zhou Jun and Li Mei.
"Humph, can I not be in a hurry? Look at how many people are standing outside watching the excitement? Come on, hurry up, stop talking! Otherwise, I'll give you a few punches first! Hmph!"
"Ouch! Auntie, the 'Devil King'! Just spare me! This disciple will never dare to do it again!" The deacon disciple's ear was pulled by Li Mei.
