How can I avoid being regarded as a bitch?
The answer is to be a wife slave.
In this way, when someone asks the extremely embarrassing question "Are you a wife slave?", you can answer righteously:
"I'm a girly girl."
Ah ha, little chic is so clever.
The above content is Carlos's imagination on the ferry to Feather Moon Fortress.
Coming out of the scenic gate of Feralas is the lake-changing lowland plain controlled by the green dragon. Going straight south is the main road.
To the west, it leads to Feather Moon Fortress, and to the east, it leads directly to Elrethalas, the mysterious country described in the best-selling novel "Things the Holy Light Will Not Tell You" in the human world - Dire Maul.
Other novels in the same series include "Shadow of Binding", "The Arcane Mage's Recipe", "Garona: A Study in Stealth and Subterfuge", "The Dog and the Frost Shock", "The Greatest Hunter Never Looks Back at the Explosion", " Gu Gu Gu's Green Dream", "The Power of Holy Light" and "The Beating Book".
Although Carlos didn't know who the author of this best-selling novel was, he had read it.
And because his name appeared in the novel "The Power of Holy Light" and there was a plot about a strong man locking up a man, Carlos privately sent the blade to the publisher.
Ahem, that’s too far off topic.
Laythorne was not a radical like Emeris, and with the help of Eranikus, the Admiral of Feralas Guards wanted to treat Carlos well.
So Carlos ordered the large army to camp in the low plains near the main road.
A professional expedition team of about a hundred people went south to find a feasible road deep into the mountains, while the scout team headed east to investigate the road to Eresharas. Carlos took a few personal guards to the seaside ferry.
Killing two blind Nagas along the way, Carlos followed the path and found the night elf's coastal camp.
Feather Moon Fortress is located on a huge island in the sea. There is no road connection with Feralas and requires ship transfer.
"stop!"
Although the night elves had more than thirty people stationed on the coast, they were still very nervous about the appearance of Carlos and his entourage.
On the other hand, the group of Saints under Carlos felt that the costumes full of night elf characteristics were very nice and couldn't help but whistle.
Carlos raised his hands first, took two steps forward, and negotiated in Elvish, which was 90% of the written test and full of Hilbrad accent.
"I am your General Shandis..."
Hearing Carlos say Shandis Feathermoon's name, the elves lowered their bows and arrows a little.
"Her husband Dandema's friend."
The elves' bows and arrows aimed again at Carlos.
? ? ?
Carlos's face was filled with black question marks.
what's the situation.
"Nonsense, the general doesn't have a husband!"
"That scum Dandema is not worthy of a general!!"
“That bastard from Dandema doesn’t deserve a sister!!!”
what's the situation! ! ! !
Than exclamation point, Carlos can do it too! ! ! ! !
Seeing that the situation was about to get out of control, a night elf veteran put down his weapon and stood up, stopping Shandris Feathermoon's fans from continuing to smear their general.
Signaling everyone to put down their weapons, she spoke.
"Sorry, I made you laugh. Human, please identify yourself."
Carlos felt relieved, this was a matter of business, easy to talk to, easy to talk to.
"I am Carlos Barov, the king of the Alterac Kingdom in the Alliance of Lordaeron, and I would like to see General Shantis Yuyue."
"A king?"
The older female elf frowned, feeling that things were not simple.
"Then please wait a moment. It seems that my status is not enough to handle this matter. I need to report this matter to the general."
"No problem. Can we come to your camp to rest?"
"Yes, if you can accept our help in keeping the weapons."
"no problem."
Carlos was not here to fight the night elves, so he agreed to this request, which was not too much.
As a result, the Holy Guilds handed over their weapons to the night elves one after another, and then showed off their swordsmanship.
Shameful...
Carlos really wanted to pretend he didn't know these guys.
The sentries at the coastal camp quickly sent their men across the sea to Feathermoon Fortress to report the situation, while Carlos chatted with the night elf veteran.
The person opposite was obviously a night elf who had seen the world, or there were too many old night elf monsters. During the conversation, they all talked about the situation of the night elves, which made Carlos understand what Dandemar was all about.
Simply put, it's a disaster.
First of all, Dandemar once participated in the battle of Black Duck Fortress and was assigned the status of Jarod Shadowsong and Illidan's old tribe.
Secondly, Dandemar rejected the way of druidry and was not considered "manly" enough by the night elves.
Then, Shandris Feathermoon's reputation has gradually increased in the past three thousand years. She is a popular idol of the era and the object of many female elves' boudoir fantasies.
In the end, other male elves of the same era were jealous of Dandema, which affected their sons and daughters. The result was that Dandema's reputation was inexplicably like this.
Why are male elves of the same era jealous of Dandema?
Carlos asked slightly gossiping.
You know, Shandris Feather Moon was just a child during the war, and this marriage was ordered by Tyrande Windwhisper, which shouldn't be the case.
As an insider, the female elf named Collier Carter said with a strange look.
"The war back then was too tragic. The ratio of men to women in our night elves was unbalanced for a long time. Dandema was really handsome when he was young. So, you know."
"..."
Carlos was speechless, and the other female elves who listened to the gossip also had expressions of disbelief.
"That girl is also called handsome?"
"That's right, I still think Lord Varstan Staghelm is much more stylish than Dandemar."
"Those old guys are all straight men with advanced stage of cancer and obsessed with aesthetics. It's really ugly. Ah, Lord Collier, I'm not talking about you..."
Hearing this, Carlos suddenly understood.
Dandema, it's not your fault, it's just that times have changed.
But with the next revelation, Carlos suddenly felt that he was wrong and the world was right.
"And as Dandema's friend, you should know what he did in the human world in the past few years."
"uh-huh."
"After capturing his sister, Dandema is a famous person in Darnassus."
"Appreciate further details."
"The specific process is not clear, but Dandema shouted loudly at the main entrance of the Moon Temple that it doesn't matter, my brother will marry you. It was a pilgrimage day and there were huge crowds of people."
"Scumbag!"
"Scum!"
"Ah, I want a brother like this too."
"Hey, shameless, Sichun."
Listening to the chirping sounds, Carlos fell into confusion.
It is said that the night elves are all old witches. What is going on with these female archers? !
Collier seemed to see a little contempt in Carlos's eyes, and gave a rare explanation.
"Due to military deployment, these recruits have only grown up in the past thousand years, which makes you laugh."
Carlos asked thoughtfully.
"Is it not peaceful in the south?"
Collier's expression changed drastically, but she quickly regained her composure.
"Um."
After chatting for a while, Carlos really couldn't get any concrete information.
About an hour later, the ferry returned to the shore camp, and Dandema immediately gave Carlos a big hug.
"Dear friend, I miss you so much!"
"You're actually here!"
Carlos was also shocked.
