A qualified paladin must be fully developed morally, intellectually, physically, artistically, and physically. Even if he cannot withstand the nagging of the ancient gods, he can still withstand the roar of his mother who has blessed seven aunts and eight aunts with buffs without changing his expression. Even keep smiling.
"When will you get married?"
"Is the news about promotion and salary increase reliable?"
"The village chief's Ahua is so virtuous, please give me an accurate answer."
"Don't be so stubborn. Paladins are great. Paladins are not human beings. Why should the commander value you if you don't give gifts?"
"The sea-view rooms in the West District of Lordaeron are now 15% off. You can sell some of your trophies to support your family."
"I told you clearly that one of you and your son must stay at home."
"What? If you don't have a son, you won't have one!"
As a Paladin among Paladins, Carlos's resistance to spiritual spells is even more outrageous.
Chromie's "magic stick plan" ended in its infancy.
Since the trick of "The God gave me gold in a dream" cannot be completed, then let's steal it openly.
The Dark Portal is something that the Aspect Dragon must pay attention to.
After spending two whole days locating the black, red, blue and green little guys around him, Chromie came to talk to each other one by one.
Under the inspiration of Aunt Chromie's love, the little ones all understood the principles of being a dragon (physics).
Then, the transformed prototype of Chromie flew into the alliance camp and asked to see Carlos by name.
"Dragon!"
"Longye~~~"
"It's so fat. It's enough to feed an entire regiment for a month."
"It can also speak human language!"
Chromie found that the rules of pretending summarized by the older generation still made sense. It was my fault for restraining the dragon's power. I'm sorry for losing the bronze dragon's face.
Is it that I, Cromiti, can't move, or is it that your Alliance sergeants are a little too arrogant?
You know that I can speak common language, but you still slander me in front of me?
Who has the IQ problem?
"It's angry."
"no."
"I'm angry."
"I can't tell."
"Look, their scales are all fried."
"You may be tired after flying all the way here."
Those who stayed behind at the Dark Portal were all elite soldiers and generals selected from the best of the Alliance, and they were all a bunch of rough-and-tumble killers. Although Chromie's friendliness before landing prevented unnecessary conflicts, it also made these big soldiers lose their respect for him.
Dragon, no one has ever killed it...
Fortunately, the mages knew how terrifying these behemoths were, and they also understood how rare the bronze dragon was.
A large number of great mages and great magisters rushed out to offer their highest respect to Chromie, and carefully responded to inquire about the dragon's purpose.
Yes, this is the treatment a dragon deserves.
Chromie thought for a while and replied arrogantly: "I am the guardian of time, the defender of order, the successor appointed by the great Eternal Nozdormu, Cronom. Come to save the common people at dawn."
oh! ! !
So awesome, so awesome!
Not every archmage is proficient in dragon knowledge. Although most people can't understand what Chromie is showing off, it sounds so powerful that you are right to clap first.
After a big and arrogant lie, the mages basically understood that this giant dragon was the messenger sent by His Majesty Nozdormu, the great King of Sands of Time and the scapegoat, to solve the problem.
However, you have solved the problem of the Dark Portal, how can we use public funds?
While the masters were calculating their own gains and losses, Carlos Barov led a group of paladin boys to arrive belatedly.
Different from other people's perceptions, in Carlos's eyes, dragons are equal to big trouble. Even if they can beg for help, those big guys are just useful troubles.
And isn’t the Bronze Dragon now addicted to the game “Where’s Dad?” and can’t extricate himself?
Why do you have time to take care of the Dark Portal?
Even if the Red Dragon Queen Alexstrasza came in person, Carlos would not be so surprised, but the bronze dragon?
I'm afraid it's not a disguise sent by Nefarian!
Carlos immediately summoned the members of the Silver Hand, called all the guys who could fight, and then hurried to the scene of the incident, fully armed.
result……
"Mortal King, you are late."
What caught Carlos's eyes was a scene of a dwarf woman enjoying a delicious meal surrounded by many great mages like stars.
"Your Excellency...is it?"
Carlos felt like his head was exploding, and an ominous premonition surged in his chest.
"Sorry, I flew here from the sea. I'm a little hungry. Let me have a few bites first."
Chromie swallowed the barbecue steak in two bites in a bold manner that was not suitable for a dwarf's body, wiped his mouth with the hem of the elf mage's name next to him, and then continued.
"You can call me Chromie, yes..."
When Carlos heard this, without saying a word, he drew his sword and executed a Starburst Abandoned Healing Slash. The surging power of the Holy Light spurted out, and the wind pressure formed pushed away the crowd of onlookers. The shields complement each other, making the day shine like fireworks in the night sky.
"Xi Zuo will take one strike from me, Lao Ka!"
Chromie looked confused. What the hell is this sadness and anger mixed with nostalgia, and the repressive and firm piety of a martyr? !
What about the friendly reputation you promised?
What's the look on the promised comrade's face?
The Barov family doesn't have anything good. It's impossible for me to dig up their ancestral graves. What's the point of starting a fight now?
With a flash of time, Chromie dodged Carlos' killing move.
Then he got confused with a group of mages.
"Is your marshal crazy?"
Chromie spread his hands, indicating that he did not want to go against the Alliance.
"Your Majesty Carlos, she is..."
"shut up!"
Carlos yelled at everyone who wanted to step forward to explain.
"Chromie is a noble person, a pure dragon, a moral redeemer, a forerunner who has escaped from vulgar taste, and a martyr who is beneficial to the people. I have fought side by side with her and killed her. The minion of the ancient god also witnessed her sacrifice to save the world. Say! Who are you and why are you pretending to be Chromie! Doesn’t your conscience hurt when you blaspheme the heroic spirit!"
"Am I... such a dick?"
When Carlos started talking, not to mention the onlookers who didn't know the truth, Chromie himself was confused!
Is this talking about me?
Hee hee, how can I be so powerful?
Putting aside the part about the quantifier destroyer, Chromie quickly compiled the information.
It seems that the recovered memory fragments have many important parts missing.
Chromie couldn't find any battle scenes that matched Carlos's description from the recovered memories.
Now it seems that [we] did not commit mass suicide, but planned some "big plan" that failed.
Hell, it feels so good to be tricked by yourself. [Chromie]'s reputation with Carlos is that he is friendly. I'm afraid he already respects him!
But this need to prove that I am my father’s son, my mother is my mother, and I am my own problem is terrible!
What did I do before?
How can you fool me for a while~!
After just one and a quarter seconds, Chromie looked at the tip of Carlos's sword, showed what he thought was an evil smile, and decided to tell a big lie.
"Didn't I say that I would come back?"
"You didn't say that!"
Carlos answered decisively.
