"Warriors, please follow me."
Five heroes who didn't know each other followed the unknown powerful voice across the boundaries of time and dimension, and came to... a dwarf?
"No time to explain, get in the car quickly!"
Chromie said while driving a large machine full of steampunk style.
"Sorry, I seem to have gone to the wrong room. Can you take me back?"
"Huh? Didn't you say that the dragon-slaying sword will be given away with a click? How come the bronze dragon is also a lie!"
"Are you stupid? The dragon clan will give you the dragon-slaying sword. Tsk."
"You can tell he's stupid just by the look on his face. You're so blind."
"..."
Well, it looks like the heroes are all problem children.
"There's really no time to explain. Let's get in the car first and explain to you as we go."
Chromie kept smiling.
"Well, that's very suspicious. I've saved the world more than ten times, but I've never seen you before."
"By the way, have the Time Guardians gone bankrupt just to reward the warriors? Are they actually hiring child labor?"
"You are really stupid. You can't tell your age from a dwarf. She might be an old woman already."
"It seems that you and him are the same, stupid and blind. Even dwarfs can tell their age by their appearance."
"…………"
"Do you need me to communicate with the headquarters to send you back? Although time is tight, there is still time to find a new group of heroes."
Chromie still kept smiling, but the rhythm of her pedaling betrayed her mood.
In fact, the official staff of the Bronze Dragon Legion has never been fully staffed, and a large number of business backbones were lost in the Quicksand War. But maintaining the stability of the time flow is a task that cannot be made with excuses. What should we do?
As a result, countless Azeroth warriors from the past, future, and parallel worlds have almost all heard the saying that the destruction of any time stream will inevitably lead to the end of the world.
Just kidding, you've been messing around in the heroic world of Azeroth and haven't saved the world a dozen or twenty times. Do you have the nerve to brag about it?
Ahem, given that the heroes all signed confidentiality agreements before they started taking action, you really can’t brag.
So you think the aunt next door to you who knits sweaters every day is a fat person? Maybe he is a lv5 savior with ability.
So why do you think the uncle next door who always calls your father a brother always gives you lollipops? His surname is Wang!
Although Chromie has been away from the grassroots position of Sand Scale for a long time, what he learned during the business training has not yet been returned to the instructor.
The first rule of the work code - this world does not belong to our Bronze Dragon family. If you love to save, you will not save.
When Chromie implemented the six-character spirit, the five warriors got scared and got into the car obediently.
"This is not your first time saving the world, so I won't go on and on. I'll briefly explain the specific situation."
Chromie explained while racing.
"The current time is the eve of the wedding of the King of Alterac and the Princess of Lordaeron. The mysterious enemy is trying to sabotage the wedding with assassination, thereby hindering the Alliance's plan to go south to attack the Horde. We must stop them."
While Chromie was talking, the heroes were also blowing water on each other.
"Huh? That Carlos Barov with muscles and brains? How can he use us to save him? In my time, this guy in the card game was 288cm tall, and he charged with a deathrattle. It was like cheating. .Master, please stop the car, I want to go home."
"Huh? King of Alterac? Princess of Lordaeron! Well, in my world, I, Gilneas, am the pillar of the Alliance."
"Who cares about the King of Alterac? Just tell me where to go, how many monsters to kill, and what to look for. It's best to explain the boss skills."
"The reward this time is not very good. Last time you invited me to the War of the Ancients, the inflatable version of the Wind Chaser Sword broke after only two days of use."
"..."
"Hey, Chinese character face, you didn't speak during the whole journey, are you mute?"
"Idiot, if you cut off your figure and appearance, you are a man of action. Who are you bragging about?"
"You are really stupid. Others are obviously ignoring you, and you keep calling you stupid and stupid. You don't have any eyesight."
"You have strength, that's it. I have saved the world fourteen times, and you have only saved it a few times."
"Haha, not as much as you. I sang in Ark on Mount Hyjal, I sang in Icecrown Citadel, I didn't die at the Gate of Scourge, I was fine in the Battle of Quicksand, I walked sideways in the Land of Fire, I call you my brother and cousin."
"Blow, just blow as hard as you can."
Chromie's eyes twitched, feeling that he had done something wrong.
"Hey, look at that little dwarf, how does she step on the accelerator?"
"Probably in the form of a shock wave."
"Huh? I thought she had a stick on her shoe."
"That's stupid. It means this car has an integrated steering wheel."
"..."
Although noisy along the way, Chromie still sent the professional saviors to their destination.
"Come on, come on, time beacons, everyone can use them. There are five of them per person. They can be traded with each other. The effect will prevent death once."
Chromie finished the goods and continued.
"See the warehouse in front of you? This is the first mission node. The action team of the mysterious force is hiding inside, kill them.
Then, according to the instructions, gather outside the Lakeside Castle of Keldaron before dawn. Heroes of Azeroth, the future of Azeroth depends on you. "
After saying that, Chromie ran away without waiting for the warriors to ask.
Then the scene was very embarrassing.
"Okay, stop pretending. This is not the first time we have been on this kind of mission. Judging from the appearance of the dwarf leader, he should be the legendary dragon-hating god Chromie. Working for the Time Legion, his appearance It's all fake, even my gender is disguised. I have no interest in telling you who I am, and I don't want to know who you are. Just tell me your race and occupation."
The Chinese character face who had been silent for a long time finally spoke, and he felt very reliable as soon as he spoke.
"Let me speak for myself first. I am a half-elf paladin, specializing in sword and shield."
"Well, Chromib's mission is quite difficult. I'm a human mage, and I play ice."
"Delaenei Thief..."
It was very rude. Before others could finish the introduction, the remaining four people stared at the speaker.
Unexpectedly, I didn't expect that underneath the appearance of a handsome and artistic young man, he was actually a German man.
"Sneak into the special event, master of unlocking."
"An off-topic question."
"You ask."
"Who is better, the draenei rogue or the tauren rogue?"
"Want to plant a flag?"
"Afraid of you!"
"That's enough, let's introduce ourselves first."
The Chinese-character face interrupted the argument.
"Human warrior, five-character gladiator. By the way, I am from Alterac, and this is my home ground."
The guy who used to be the black Carlos card model introduced himself.
"Human Druid."
The last person said indifferently.
"Huh? Humans can be druids? It's unforgivable!"
"It's nothing. In my era, the dwarves had shamans, and the tribe's beasts even produced orc paladins."
"How shameless."
"Yes, the orc paladin who specializes in engineering is particularly difficult to defeat."
"I'm talking about the dwarf shaman."
"..."
"Ahem, let's solve the problem at hand first. If there is any interesting topic, we can talk about it on the way."
The Chinese character face interrupted the meaningless fight between temporary teammates.
"Paladin, warrior, mage, rogue, druid, the lineup is okay. I'll take the lead. The rogue should pay attention to interrupting the opponent's spellcasting. The mage should pay attention to controlling the situation. The warrior... you can decide what to do. The druid will do his best. Heal me."
"no problem."
"OK."
"I'll hit whoever you hit, just make eye contact."
"that……"
Druid said with some confusion.
"I don't know healing spells."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"What type of druid are you?"
The Chinese-character face took two deep breaths and asked calmly.
"Teda-ryu, I studied under the archdruid Nohira Saru. How about I give you a few bottles of potions? I'm a master of alchemy."
"Will it turn into a cat?"
the warrior asked.
"Will he turn into a bear?"
The Chinese character asked.
"Will it become Gugu?"
Delaney asked.
"Is there any Titanium flask?"
the mage asked.
"Wait a minute, I smell dead grass over there."
Ignoring the druid who ran to the side to collect herbs, he asked the soldier with a Chinese character: "Can you be a forward? My Holy Light spell can still be used."
"Forget it, come on, I'll set up a dining table and we can just eat."
The mage looked at the two-handed swords behind the warrior and had no hope for this temporary team.
"You guys discuss it first, and I'll go ahead and explore the way."
The draenei rogue disappeared into the night.
Thump, thump, thump.
"I said you guys are so mean. You just rush in and chop melons and vegetables and you're done. Why are you still discussing tactics? It's as if the tactics you discussed can be implemented."
The soldier said disdainfully.
"I'm back and I've made some blinding powder. Come on, everyone, take a portion and sprinkle it on your eyes. It's very useful."
The druid came back and asked doubtfully.
"Where's the thief?"
"Ha~~~~~~"
The Chinese character face feels a little tired.
