There was once a Druid named Freud who was a master of primate breeding and once put forward a theory. The core idea is that no matter what idea you have, after a simple three-step reasoning, it can be boiled down to what you want. cnm.
For example, you are hungry. Why are you hungry? Because your hunger comes from the urgency of reproducing offspring. So you want cnm.
Another example is two dogs fighting on the road. Why do two dogs fight? Because both males and females are always for mating and reproduction. So you want cnm.
Another example is that the signboard on the street is damaged. Why are street signs broken? Whether it is the negligence of managers or the malicious wantonness of vandals, they are all external manifestations of dissatisfaction. So you want cnm.
Another example is when an apple falls to the ground.
What, this can’t be related to cnm!
hehe.
Why did Apple fall? This is a sign of maturity of the apple tree and a natural selection for reproduction. So you want cnm.
Gan~~~
Well, it was you who forced me to do my trick!
Please explain the cause of human extinction! ! !
Hahaha.
Why do humans become extinct? It is because humans have lost the driving force to reproduce, leading to a systematic decline in long-term thinking and ultimately self-extinction. So you want cnm.
Hahaha, I lost, and I knelt down to the great Druid Floyd. As expected, those who are respected by the world as a magic stick are all guys with five brushes.
Carlos was actually mentally prepared for the arrival of this day. However, it turned out that he was not well prepared, otherwise he would not have been thinking about it most of the night. No, it's almost dawn.
How did it happen?
forgotten.
It's nothing more than you being ruthless, cold and unreasonable.
It's obvious that you are ruthless, cold and unreasonable.
Aren't you ruthless, cruel, and unreasonable?
Then where am I ruthless, cold and unreasonable?
In this way, you are not ruthless, you are not cold, and you are not unreasonable.
…
The dispute between men and women is less childish than Xiao Penyu fighting over candy.
The only difference is that the verbal quarrels between men end up either breaking up on bad terms or turning into fistfights. The verbal disputes between women will either lead to dry mouth or tearful faces. Only the war of words between men and women often turns into another war of words.
Well, that's it, there's nothing wrong with it.
It is not difficult to understand if we objectively and rationally analyze the female environment surrounding Carlos.
In the human civilization of Azeroth, where material life is not abundant, it is true that if you don't work, you can't eat. Women are used as men, and men are used as livestock.
Putting aside the political correctness that working people are the most beautiful, you have to admit that working women are really not that beautiful.
The heavy physical labor has overwhelmed their spiritual pursuits, the wind and sun have dazzled their delicate skin, and running around for life all day long has prevented them from pursuing an elegant temperament. The most terrifying thing is that ignorance cannot bring psychological recognition and satisfaction.
This is the main reason why noble men of more than three generations rarely go to village girls to have affairs.
Because I don’t like it.
Carlos has coveted his sister since he was a child. Why? In addition to the attribute bonus of a young tame dye like my sister, it is not because my sister is beautiful. Beauty requires care. Ilucia's hands, which don't require heavy work, can kill half of the women in Alterac instantly, and her delicate skin can kill another two-fifths instantly. Coupled with the professional bonus of the mage and the elegance of being knowledgeable and sensible. In terms of temperament, the remaining 9.9% have to be defeated.
So what’s wrong with liking Ilucia!
That's right, just like what's wrong with men becoming perverts, it's inherently right, right? Gentlemen must have porcelain, right?
Carlos didn't expect to get recognition or approval from others. He just did it and had no regrets.
The only problem is the trouble that follows.
That's the issue of Ilucia's identity and the communication issue with her parents.
What? You said you were going to marry the Princess of Lordaeron soon!
It's not a question of whether it's good or not.
In an era when many aristocratic families still choose consanguineous marriages to maintain pure bloodlines, Carlos' sister has a mass base to tell the truth. It's a pity that the Barov family doesn't pay attention to this. So it’s very difficult for parents.
Secondly, one cannot live in this world without caring about other people's perspectives and opinions. It is simply more difficult to give Ilucia an explanation than to destroy the tribe single-handedly. In the aristocratic circle, there are some things that can be said but not done, and some things that can be done but not said. Something happened to my sister. This kind of thing is an anecdote at best, but if you want to publicize it publicly, you will feel the invisible pressure from the entire class.
I thought I was the only one who could give you happiness, but in fact I couldn't...
It was this entangled thought that was the reason why Carlos gradually alienated Ilucia after the war broke out.
The king's power comes from servicing the people, so he cannot guard against the people's mouths more than against the rivers.
The prestige of the Paladin lies in the fact that he has achieved conduct that ordinary people cannot adhere to, so he has such a high reputation.
Whether it is the authority of the king or the prestige of the paladin, they are important assets that Carlos cannot give up, so after something happened with his sister, although he did not regret it, he felt particularly troublesome.
Carlos stayed up all night thinking about this.
At dawn, Ilucia woke up from her sleep. It felt good to be hugged, and she couldn't help but rub her face into the warm arms.
"Good morning, Carlos."
"Um."
"Yeah! You're awake."
Ilucia didn't expect that her soliloquy would be responded to, and she felt a little embarrassed for a moment.
Carlos tightened his embrace, lowered his head and kissed Ilucia between the eyebrows.
"Well, I'll go get you something to eat."
Ilucia wanted to get up, but was hugged tightly by Carlos, unable to move.
The scene gradually changed from warm to slightly embarrassing.
"Really, it's been a long time since I slept with my sister, and I'm still so coquettish."
Ilucia turned her profile towards Carlos, and her face seemed to be shining with the brilliance of holy motherhood.
The picture was beautiful, but Carlos had an uneasy feeling of anxiety.
"sorry."
Ilucia suddenly apologized.
"Um?"
"Carlos must be very troubled now. My sister's willfulness has caused you trouble."
"..."
"It's obvious that Carlos is going to marry Galiya. Galiya is a good girl. You must treat her well in the future, you know. You are the king, the pride of the Barov family, and a big shot destined to shine. Therefore, the support of the Kingdom of Lordaeron is very important. Although my sister is a half-baked mage who is neither high nor low, she will silently support you behind the scenes. You still have a long way to go, and you can't go astray in the middle. You will be a real person when you get married. You are an adult, you can no longer be willful, do you understand?"
Ilucia said in a coaxing tone, smiling warmly and brightly during the process.
"what do you want to say in the end."
Carlos felt a little palpitated.
"I will use magic to erase this memory later."
"Um!?"
Carlos couldn't remember how many times he said "hmm".
"So, Carlos, you don't need to be burdened. It's just my sister's emptiness and loneliness, not your fault, brother."
Ilucia let go of her arms and stood up, gently tapped Carlos' lips and continued.
"After today, nothing will change, okay? My sister will completely forget it. Carlos, just keep it in your heart and don't say it or do anything."
"Too cunning."
"What?"
"Ilucia, you are too cunning."
"Aha?"
"I've said so, how could I forget..."
Carlos, who had never frowned after being stabbed so many times on the battlefield, suddenly wanted to cry.
It's not wrong to be a scumbag. You want to be a scumbag but you can't give up your conscience.
too painful.
