The long-lost IQ Cup.
In fact, the author Jun Man likes this kind of chat-style dialogue. He can say whatever comes to his mind, even if what he says is wrong...you bite me through the screen.
Ahem.
The reason why I haven't been out for so long is not because of laziness, but because of trouble.
There are a lot of disputes in online articles. As early as a few issues ago, some people have criticized the author, "IQ cup, IQ cup. Where do you have the sense of superiority to show off your IQ in front of the audience?"
In the conscience of heaven and earth, it was not me who was wrong, but Huang Xudong!
It was originally a very happy chat show, but I don't know what kind of people criticized it, so the author didn't bother... and asked for trouble.
Without further ado, let’s get into the whole film.
First of all, Blizzard has a habit of tearing up books. Reading the new Chronicles makes the author feel as uncomfortable as eating **. Don't ask me why I know the taste of **. Metaphor, do you understand the metaphor?
It’s been eleven years, almost twelve years.
I recall that in Internet cafes back then, in addition to legends, it was CS. If you played World of Warcraft, there would be all kinds of high-ranking onlookers.
&nbsu.
I’m talking so much, not that those who play WoW can do whatever they want, but I want to tell you, the audience, that Glass Slag spent ten years describing a world, an almost real world, and then used a chronicle to turn it into * *world.
Gentlemen, I am not a blizzard black, I also long for butt, so put down the hatchets in your hands for the time being, everyone has something to say.
The chairman once said: This world belongs to us and to you, but in the final analysis, it belongs to those grandchildren. It's just like after everyone has received education for socialist successors for more than ten years, they finally found that we will not be allowed to succeed. Blizzard’s older art editors and story editors are all getting old, leaving, retiring, and changing jobs, such as Ghost Crab at Riot Games. When a new person takes over, the easiest way to prove his ability is to use old things.
So, the **Chronicles came, no more internal logic, no more grand settings, Illidan was whitened, Sargeras was whitened, only the entire universe was dark.
Damn the entire universe was destroyed by the Burning Legion. The night sky we see is a texture, the Milky Way is a texture error, and the moon is a halo rendering error.
All living beings in Azeroth, the universe is our village.
It's so low, it's so low.
But Blizzard's writers don't care, because... the world needs heroes, and as long as their butts are sharp enough, everything will not be a problem!
The WOW team was recruited to make Titan. After Titan was shot, Blizzard used Legacy to make Overwatch, and then pulled the D3 team to make WOW.
Blizzard Daddy, you are my biological father.
Aloof, willful, and very powerful.
The author has talked a lot here, not because he has any resentment against Blizzard, but because he wants to tell those students who are finding fault with me. The so-called upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked. The root of your fault with me is bz.
&nbsd's cleverness (hypocrisy.
Having said that, let’s talk about some topics that the author found interesting that have been mentioned in the book review section recently.
The first is the topic of portals.
Some people say, System Lord of the Kingdom of Heaven, you died so miserably, Ka Aotian opened the door whenever he wanted, already forgetting you in his crotch.
However, the system gentleman does not seem to be talking to you, and throws a high-speed spiral shelling dog at you.
The portal tactic itself was perfected and carried forward by Khadgar in the Battle of Lordaeron.
Moreover, the author probably explained this problem in about ninety chapters. If the audience is not careful in regular writing, who is to blame?
Blame it on me, my writing is not compelling enough (Skill: Forced to take the blame, the author's reputation in the reader camp will change by ±100 points.
The difficulty of the so-called teleportation spell lies in positioning. Mage towers and magic nodes are all excellent positioning landmarks in the magical world. Khadgar's achievement is to create a small and simple beacon that is easy to carry and his own son can spread the portal spell at will. For details, please see The Bones of Ancient Dalaran.
The author, who is described as a dead-end hypocritical among book friends, has faithfully fulfilled his role as a reasonable party and established a party identity. He has never used the art of talking nonsense, and has never printed cards on the spot.
There is a mage tower in Alterac City, the camp in the wetlands is a magic node, and there is a mage area in Ironforge. I just want to know why Khadgar can use it but Carlos can't.
When my sister was kidnapped, Carlos didn't need it. Didn't I bring Khadgar here?
What a moral author!
Look at Wow decades later, just two mages used a combined skill, and the portal from Stormwind City to the Falling Moon was opened. That was a portal that spanned the river of time and the dimensional wall!
In fact, in the world without Carlos, Turalyon and Lothar simply made trouble with the portal. More than 20 people teleported and attacked the tribe's supply warehouse, hundreds of people raided the orc camp, and so on. Hundreds of people teleported everywhere, using the strength of one legion to produce the effect of five legions.
Orgrim almost had a mustache and asked: "Li Xiangyang on the left, Li Xiangyang on the right, which one is the real Turalyon?"
So when it comes to saying that Carlos is cheating, the real cheater is Lothar.
Now that we’ve talked about teleportation spells, let’s talk about armaments.
Some people say that there is no other book that is so obsessed with slapping readers in the face.
The author is not convinced.
Why don't you carry this pot?
What if one day, one of the viewers might travel back to ancient times or to another world of cold weapons, right? You have to have dreams to be a human being, right?
If you follow the descriptions in those unreliable online novels, what will you do if you die? You will waste such a precious time-travel quota!
War, war never changes.
Don't think that fighting in ancient times was just a matter of recklessness. When it came to actual fighting, it was extremely complicated. The recorded battles were probably about a thousand people fighting a thousand people. Do you, the audience, know how long the fight lasted?
The confrontation lasted all morning and the test lasted all afternoon. By the time it was dark, the fight was not over yet.
Things like military formations, once lined up, are like iron hedgehogs, which are difficult to swallow. What should I do if I want to break them? If there are too many people, life will be replenished. If there are not enough people, it depends on which side has better physical strength.
To give another example, Principal Chang Kaishen once lamented: "Even if there are 30,000 pigs, it will take three days to catch them!"
In the same way, it is impossible for a large-scale army to gather in a narrow terrain. Water and firewood are big problems, and even the latrines are not enough.
The story about hundreds of thousands of people hedging against each other and about how one battle determines the outcome was almost out of print after the war entered the Iron Age.
Ninety-nine percent of the time the losing side in a war is dragged to death.
Because there are too many Chinese people, many people come here as soon as they open their mouths. There are more than 100,000 people in our small county, and there are only so many people in Alterac, which is too small.
At this time, the author can only give this player a high score of 103 points.
A little more understanding, a little more caring, and the remaining part contains kindness and doting.
Although you are stupid, I love you.
Take out your phone and see how many contacts you have on your phone.
Open your mouth for a hundred thousand, shut your mouth for a million. In reality, you have seen the appearance of five thousand people with your eyes. The author is doubtful.
There is a bit of ridicule here, but the author does not want to change his mind. China's greatness belongs to all Chinese people, not to your brainless capital.
If an audience member traveled through time and became a general, please remember this sentence: Save people and lose land, and everyone and land will survive. Save land and lose people, and everyone and land will be lost. This sentence is one-sided and correct.
In war, or in the army, the transmission of orders will inevitably go wrong. Don’t doubt this. Anyone who doubts it will be killed.
So don't try to control every unit like a game.
If you want to improve your chances of winning, you still need to be well prepared.
Armaments, at a small scale, are military equipment, but at a large scale, they are regular military preparations for war.
Whichever of the two warring parties is more prepared will win.
If you have to be serious, how can you say that you still lost despite being fully prepared?
Then the author can only say that you lied to yourself, which means you are not prepared!
Originally, this topic has been enough here, but for the sake of lazy viewers, I might as well explain it.
Youarenotprepared, literally meaning "you are not ready yet", is Illidan's opening line in the Battle of the Dark Temple, and the translation of the national server is very essential - you are seeking your own death.
After talking a lot of nonsense, let’s talk about updates.
It’s also about internet writing.
There is really no way to make money by writing a book.
The author is not a full-time author. The full amount of integrity and the number of coquettish updates at the beginning were overdrafting his enthusiasm.
Some people may not like to hear this, but the author is so honest.
Once you turn your hobby into a job, it is inevitable that your enthusiasm will fade away, not to mention that you will not be able to make any money.
Although it is a fanfic and an entertainment-oriented novel, the author still writes with a rigorous attitude.
You can say that the author has many typos, but you cannot say that the author is perfunctory. In an article of over 800,000 to 900,000 words, the author has no structural or logical errors.
Is it easy for me?
There is a price to pay for not writing routine articles.
I persist until now only because the author promised me that this book would be completed and would never be unfinished.
Men, if you talk about it, if you really can't do it, just brag. But if you can do it, you must do it, whether it is on the Internet or not.
The only difference is the intensity of execution.
Because the things at hand are finished, the author has a rest period of about four months and can write the book full-time, so he has such a complaint.
Fan fiction, due to copyright issues, apart from subscription rewards, the author has no other additional income from writing this book.
From now on, the author will maintain the rhythm of double updates every day for a week. If there is a significant increase in subscriptions, then the author will speed up the process.
If the results are not obvious, then keep updating once a day and add updates occasionally.
Thank you to those regular readers who have always supported me. Without your support, I wouldn’t be able to survive today.
I don’t blame the readers who read pirated copies, because the author was also a pirated copycat when he was young, but when he got older, he finally understood that there is no such thing as a free lunch in the world, and the author who is willing to write a book seriously deserves to be the one who starves to death. shortage.
I'm grateful that you are willing to read what I write.
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