(The legendary update 3/3, the author's promise has been fulfilled. Yesterday, this picture was not sent out. It told me that it contained sensitive words. After checking it for a long time, it turned out... I was also drunk.)
With the full promotion of Anduin Lothar and Terenas Menethil II, the preparations for the alliance are proceeding in an orderly and stable manner. However, with the sighting reports of huge monsters (ogres) appearing in the orc tribe and the intelligence of the war between the Ironforge dwarf kingdom and the tribe in the Burning Plains, Anduin Lothar felt a strong sense of urgency.
This day is the first day of October.
On this day, the messenger of Ironforge, Muradin Bronzebeard, the younger brother of the dwarf king Magni Bronzebeard, officially submitted the official document for the Ironforge Bronzebeard dwarves to join the alliance.
On this day, Alonsos Faol, the bishop of Stratholme Cathedral, came to the city of Lordaeron and fell in love with Anduin Lothar at first sight.
On this day, Carlos Barov received a monthly task that he had been looking forward to for sixteen years.
Monthly Special Assignments: Adults.
Mission requirement: Become a real adult.
Mission reward: Unlock combat profession.
When Carlos received this task, he was excited. After completing the coming-of-age ceremony and becoming a Grand Knight, there was still no information about combat professions on the attribute panel, which made Carlos confused. Now that he received this mission, Carlos finally breathed a sigh of relief. He was one step closer to the powerful party.
Finally, I no longer have to be a senior infantryman.
But the task required simplicity but not simplicity, leaving Carlos completely confused.
So at the dinner party to welcome Muradin Bronzebeard Envoy and Archbishop Alonsos Faol, Carlos huddled aside and was distracted.
Having seen so many celebrities and so on, the novelty has long been lost. What can we talk about in such a public place? With the name of the Barov family, I can make a private appointment at another time, so there is no need to squeeze in with other people.
What is a real adult? This question bothered Carlos so much that when Muradin walked up to him, he didn't notice it.
"Hey, are you Carlos Barov?" Muradin called back Carlos' attention with the unique thick voice of the dwarf.
"Yes, Lord Muradin Bronzebeard." Carlos found that it was very impolite to talk to others while sitting, so he stood up. As a result, he found that it was even more difficult to talk while standing up. Both of them were embarrassed for a while.
"It doesn't matter, you can just sit down. I heard that you beat up a troll in the Hinterlands. I want to hear your story." Muradin's sincerity and boldness aroused Carlos's good impression. So the two people communicated happily.
In the end, after more than a dozen glasses of wine, the two of them became good friends.
"Muradin, let me ask you a question, what do you think is a real adult." Carlos couldn't help asking this question to the older dwarf.
"I think it's responsibility and family. Fulfill your responsibilities and love your family. This is what a real man should do." Muradin thought for a while and gave his answer.
"It makes sense. Thank you for clarifying my doubts, but there are still many human friends who want to get to know you, so don't neglect others because of me." Carlos said tactfully that the conversation was over.
"Ah hahaha, it doesn't matter. Drinking with good friends is the most enjoyable thing." Muradin didn't hear the hidden meaning of the words at all.
"Well, but you are His Majesty Magni's special envoy, this..." Carlos had to change his explanation.
"Um, I forgot. Thank you for reminding you, Carlos, you are such a friend. I'll go for another spin." Muradin nodded to Carlos and reintegrated into the crowd.
Responsibility and family?
Family?
Men and women.
woman.
Real adults.
No way, Carlos realized that he might have thought wrong, and the truth of the matter might be that simple.
I had always thought that being a real adult was some kind of difficult spiritual trial, but it was most likely just a simple literal meaning.
"What the hell, this is a broken system. Even if you travel through time, you still care about my private life." He cursed in a low voice in the native language of his previous life, and Carlos decided to put his suspicions into practice.
Anyway, there is no harm in being wrong. The more Carlos thought about it, the more he felt it was amazing that he hadn't thought about this issue in the past few months.
Young and rich, strong and promising, he may even be a king in the future. Carlos himself felt embarrassed that such an excellent man was actually a virgin.
The tall and handsome Carlos just walked into the dining table to get drinks, and countless provocative eyes were fixed on him. Looking back with smiles, Carlos suddenly lost interest.
What kind of stuff are they! Auntie, with a round face, a ghostly pretense, and a figure that can’t even hold up a formal dress. Who said there were so many beauties in Azeroth? I want to challenge her to a duel.
This is what Carlos really thinks.
"Hello, hero, can I have a drink with you?"
Suddenly, someone asked softly from behind. The clear voice of an oriole caught Carlos's attention.
Looking back, Carlos's eyes lit up.
Pure white dress, pure appearance, bright eyes and white teeth, long neck and long body, big breasts, round buttocks and slender waist. Excluding the high bun, she is at least 1.8 meters tall. The most important thing is that this woman does not have the strong body odor of ordinary ladies that cannot be suppressed even if mixed with various perfumes. There is only a faint scent of roses.
Plop, plop, Carlos felt his heartbeat speed up.
"Of course." Carlos made a polite invitation.
After going back and forth, this Mrs. Audlin and Carlos got into a heated fight, and during the conversation, they learned that this Mrs. Audlin was actually a newly widowed woman.
A girl should be pretty and filial. Although humans in Azeroth did not say this, the stack of high sensitivity bonuses that had a miraculous effect on Carlos made the two people leave the banquet venue less than an hour after they met, and asked the palace guards for a temporary rest. He took the key to the room and got in.
Carlos used Armor Break 5 times on Mrs. Odlin. Mrs. Odlin is now in an unarmored state.
Carlos used suppression on Mrs. Audlin, who collapsed on the bed.
Mrs. Aldrin used a weak bite on Carlos, who fell into a state of congestion.
Carlos kissed Mrs. Audlin, no bad breath, full favorability!
Hum, hum, ha, hey.
"So fast." Mrs. Audlin chuckled.
Carlos was in a state of distress.
Mrs. Audlin used suppression on Carlos, who was unable to resist.
Mrs. Audlin lowered her head and used a circular massage technique on Carlos II, and Carlos was resurrected at full strength.
"Um."
"Um!"
"ah!"
"Ichiku!"
Lady Odlin was killed seventeen minutes into the second battle.
Carlos triggers the effect of Darkmoon Deck: Void.
Carlos triggers the third impact, and Mrs. Audlin is begging for mercy.
Lady Audlin was killed again.
"I haven't asked you what your name is yet." After successfully completing his monthly task, Carlos was mentally and physically satisfied. He couldn't help but break the unspoken rules among nobles and asked the lady's real name.
"Farina, her name is Farina."
"Oh, huh? Ah! What a good name, and the person lives up to his name." Carlos thought he had better leave quickly.
"It's getting late, let's tidy up." Carlos suggested.
After repairing the durability of the equipment, Carlos took off his wallet and handed it to Farina.
"Are you insulting me? Treat me like a **?" Farina suddenly became angry.
"No, I'm a rough person. I don't know how to express my feelings, so I can only express them in the simplest and crudest way. A newly bereaved woman always needs money. This is out of friendship between friends. Please don't refuse. My help." Carlos secretly cursed himself for being shameless. He had such eloquence in his previous life, how could he be single for thirty years? Azeroth is really a good place to train people.
"I'm sorry, I'm too sensitive. Please don't blame a helpless woman." Farina sobbed softly.
"You need to adjust your mood first. I'll go back to the venue first." Carlos comforted Farina for a while and left first.
Seeing Carlos walk away, Farina weighed Carlos' wallet and smiled with satisfaction.
"Duchess, he may also have a crown, and he is so strong. He is such a good man." Falina didn't know who she was talking to.
ps1: Falina’s information.
The black witch Falina is the chief botanist in Naxxramas. She is responsible for raising and guarding the deadly spiders in the entire spider area, and providing the Lich King with the most powerful poisons. Farina leads the Cult of the Damned zealots who admire him wholeheartedly, and these zealots patrol her halls day and night, willing to die for Farina. In the battle against Falina you will have to face the witch's terrifying spells and the attacks of her fanatical followers.
Don't underestimate Falina just because she's a prostitute. Anyone who underestimates her will go to hell! "Don't think this is alarmist, it is indeed the case. This former female noble of Lordaeron relied on her alluring beauty and clever concealment. She married six young nobles successively, and like a black widow spider, she married many young nobles. They eliminated them all without leaving a trace. By inheriting her late husband's property, this vicious woman became one of the richest women in Lordaeron at that time.
The greedy Ms. Farina will not be satisfied. The real enemy of women is the passage of time. Having eternal beauty is the ultimate goal of Ms. Farina. So Kel'Thuzad found her. Under the influence of dark magic, the bloated figure and rough skin disappeared, and a 20-year-old Farina appeared. Of course, she also became a member of the cursed cultists and became the Lich King Ner'zhul. servant. "Go and confuse the Psychic North! I need his power! Let him become part of the Scourge!" Kel'Thuzad issued a new order one night before he was killed by Prince Arthas. As a master of love, Ms. Farina successfully completed her mission. She captured North's heart and made him voluntarily become an undead and serve the Lich King Ner'zhul. Today, as one of the grassroots managers of the Church of the Damned, Farina is responsible for brainwashing new humans and transforming them into undead.
ps2: Let me ask those viewers who say that the author is satisfied with his writing on monks.
ps3: Falina just helped the protagonist open the door to a new world, not the heroine, so don’t say anything about being tired or not loving her.
