"I'm not blushing!" At this moment, Hoshino Shiori was still arrogant.
"Really?" Yuanye joked while cutting the steak, "If you are sick, tell me quickly so that I can accompany you to the hospital."
"Who wants you to accompany me to the hospital?" Hoshino Shiori's face turned redder, "I'm in high spirits!"
When Genya heard Hoshino Shiori's answer, he was so happy that he couldn't help laughing.
"Why are you laughing? Is this something funny?" Hoshino Shiori glared at Yuanye, like a cat with explosive fur.
"No, what you just said touched my personal point of laughter." Yuan Ye covered his mouth, but still couldn't hold it back, and laughed again, "I really don't want to laugh, unless I can't help it, pfft~ "
"Hey!" Hoshino Shiori raised her voice.
The reason why Yuan Ye laughed was because he remembered an old joke from an old movie "Taking Tiger Mountain by Wisdom" before he time traveled. In it, the "cuts" between bandits, that is, the secret codes between each other, there is a sentence: "Why are you blushing?" "You are in good spirits!".
However, this is not a famous meme. The more famous meme of this film is probably the classic phrase "The king of heaven covers the tigers of the earth, and the pagoda suppresses the river monsters." Even many of his predecessors in time travel like to use this code to communicate. , comparable to the classic saying "Odd changes to even, unchanged, symbols look at the quadrants".
This only proves that people's laughter is sometimes very strange, because this is not a funny joke, but Yuanye laughed out of nowhere.
But it is a pity that this classic play does not exist in this world. Of course, there are plays with similar themes and many famous jokes to people in this world to replace it.
It has been almost two months since Yuan Ye traveled over. Although he is not completely proficient, he has a general understanding of this world. Although this world is generally similar to the world before he traveled, whether it is culture, military, The development process of both the economy and scientific research fields is roughly similar, with some minor differences.
For example, the general theory of relativity was published two years later, a certain famous book does not exist, most of the content of a work of the same name published by a certain author whom Yuanye liked before time travel is very different from the version he read before time travel, and a certain song was sung all over the country in his previous life. Becoming niche songs that no one cares about, some pop music tracks have even been around since the beginning.
Of course, these are some small differences. Overall, the general development of this world and the world before Yuanye traveled can be said to be almost the same, but they are completely different in some details.
But it is these trivial details that make Genya, who is really living in this world, feel a huge sense of alienation. He did not just sleep and come to Tokyo decades later, and only needs a plane ticket to return. Go to that city that you know so well and meet people you know so well.
After all, he had come to an extremely strange world.
At least after Genya said "I feel refreshed" after Hoshino Shiori said, Genya would not subconsciously follow up with "Then why are you yellow again?", because Hoshino Shiori would not answer with a smile as he expected. "Wax to protect against cold", and then laughed knowingly with him.
——Ah, no, Hoshino is from Yingzhou. Even if she hadn’t traveled through time, she shouldn’t be able to answer.
——I want to chat with a beautiful girl from Yingzhou about the incisions in "Taking Tiger Mountain by Wisdom", and I hope that the other party will understand the plot and be able to answer me fluently. This is not a daydream, what is a daydream.
——Not even a straight man of steel, no, even a straight man of Gundam alloy would not do this!
——With my emotional intelligence, even if I travel through time, I can’t save it!
——It seems that the great goal of marrying a Yingzhou girl and bringing glory to the country is hopeless.
——It’s really disgusting. Why have I traveled so long and light cleaning hasn’t happened to me yet? Isn’t it said that all the jk in Yingzhou are picked up casually on the roadside?
After a while of random thoughts, Yuan Ye was actually amused by himself, and most of the loneliness that had enveloped his heart instantly dissipated.
"What's wrong?" Hoshino Shiori saw Yuanye stunned, but his hand still held the knife and fork in place, and his eyes didn't move. It didn't look like he was checking the information in his personal system, so he turned around and used Yuanye's Asked Yuan Ye, "You are not sick, are you? If you are sick, tell me quickly so that I can accompany you to the hospital."
"No, I just lost my mind for a while." After hearing Hoshino Shiori's words, Yuanye came back to his senses and asked indifferently, "Do you really want to stay with me?"
"Huh? Who wants to stay with you!" Hoshino Shiori's face turned red again after finally regaining her normal color, and she quickly retorted, "Obviously it was you who said it first."
"Really? But I am an adult male, and out of concern for your safety, I offered to accompany you to the hospital." Yuanye's bad taste also came up, and he began to tease Hoshino Shiori, "Then what's your reason? That’s why you want to go to the hospital with me? It’s not because you really want to stay with me, right?”
"Of course not!" Hoshino Shiori raised her voice again, "You are, you are discriminating against women!"
"Ah, how scary. I won't die because I don't respect women, right?" Yuanye joked in an exaggerated tone, "Is it possible that I will be on the front page of women's news tomorrow?"
"You know I'm not that kind of person!" Hoshino Shiori explained in a panic, "I won't go online just because of such a joke. If someone I hate makes such a joke with me, I'll start with him. I would have protested in an instant, instead of being as indulgent as I am now..."
As Hoshino Shiori was talking, she suddenly realized something was wrong and quickly closed her mouth.
"Hey, what's the indulgence?"
"You guy!" Hoshino Shiori said "threat" helplessly, but it was obviously a little weak.
"Sorry, sorry." Yuanye noticed that Hoshino Shiori's mood began to slip, and stopped talking instantly, "It's my fault, I shouldn't joke like this."
"I didn't say you can't drive..." Hoshino Shiori was about to continue speaking, but was blocked by Yuanye's actions.
"This is an apology gift." Genya cut the last piece of steak he had been cutting in front of him, divided it into twelve small pieces, and pushed it in front of Hoshino Shiori.
"Before eating, remember to wipe the saliva marks on the corners of your mouth." Genya picked up two napkins, handed them to Hoshino Shiori, and pointed at the corners of her mouth.
Only then did Hoshino Shiori realize that she had just been arguing with Yuanye with half of her face covered in saliva. Feeling ashamed, she "snatched" the napkin from Yuanye's hand, lowered her head and began to clean up the traces.
You don't need to think about it to know that Hoshino Shiori's face must have turned redder.
——I feel sorry for the capillaries on Hoshino’s face.
With an inexplicable thought in his mind, Genya pulled another plate of steak in front of him. This one contained garlic, which Hoshino Shiori hated most, but he still liked the taste.
According to his habit of eating large steaks, Yuanye quickly divided the steak into three equal parts and began to enjoy this portion of food.
On the side, Junxia Shinohara didn't care about this "youth farce". She calmly wiped the saliva marks on her chest and ordered another steak.
