The emperor is already numb, what is Susu doing? Oh, Susu is running away.
Among the three sisters of the Sword Sect, you were the first to know Gu Changsheng and had the most resources. As a result, you became rich as soon as the Shura Field group started, right? Little Green Tea also has a reason to say, you will enter the market when I enter, not to mention that I am physically isolated by the sword master.
Gu Changsheng silently sighed for a certain saint girl. Regardless of whether Lu Qingming scored higher or not, there was a high probability that he would not lose anyway. Maybe Little Green Tea must be wary not only of Qi Hansu, but also of his own Qingming sister. Driven by a sense of crisis, Bai will reach new heights...
It is said that there is no progress without a sense of crisis. Perhaps Lu Qingming's return will not only open a Shura field, but also a new chapter in plundering progress?
The only thing you need to pay attention to is to be careful not to lose your temper. Little Green Tea has the potential to turn into a yandere. If even Susu joins the army of yanderes, then Gu Changsheng will probably turn into a fifth of yellow hair.
Gu Changsheng thought for a while and thought about pretending to be fake: "Senior Sister Lu, it's not that I don't agree with you, it's just that if the two of us want to pretend to be temporary Taoist companions, we have to hide it from Senior Sister Susu and Qin Zunshang. If we just If it is superficial, it will inevitably be exposed.”
"After all, you also know that although Senior Sister Susu has an unreliable temper, she is extremely intelligent. If we don't pretend to be similar, we will definitely be exposed; if we want to pretend to be similar, we will inevitably need to offend Senior Sister Lu. …”
A hint of embarrassment flashed across Lu Qingming's beautiful and indifferent face, and she quietly said, "Will you still offend me less?"
"Ahem...Senior Sister Lu, one code must be the same. What we are talking about now is the matter of temporary Taoist companions. How can you mess up old scores? What's more, I also sacrificed a lot that time."
"Shut up!" Lu Qingming said angrily: "Okay, since I am asking you to be a temporary Taoist companion, I won't be angry if you offend me occasionally."
"real?"
"I always keep my word." Lu Qingming said calmly.
Gu Changsheng was suddenly flattered in his heart. Could this be considered to be eating tofu according to the order? In the past, he was very cautious in front of Emperor Lu, for fear of making this little evil star unhappy and killing him. This also resulted in Gu Changsheng rarely even touching Emperor Lu's little hand since the last time they practiced together.
After thinking for a moment, Gu Changsheng decided to test Emperor Lu's bottom line for temporary Taoist companions, so he asked cautiously:
"Then does this mean...I can hold your hand in front of Senior Sister Susu?"
"Since you are a Taoist couple, you should naturally do what a Taoist couple should do." Lu Qingming calmly replied: "Holding hands is the most basic thing."
Gu Changsheng felt reassured and asked carefully, "What about the hug?"
"Can."
"What about the kiss?"
"..."
Lu Qingming turned his head away, a hint of imperceptible shame flashing through his cold eyes.
"I have no idea."
"Um?"
Of course it was impossible for the arrogant Lu Qingming to say that yes, so she had no choice but to give such an answer expressionlessly. Gu Dahuangmao can be transferred to Huangmao Emperor and retired madman, and his emotional intelligence is naturally high. At that moment, he resisted the urge to laugh out loud and deliberately said seriously:
"Oh, I don't know... Then it's better not to taint senior sister's name~ Senior sister is a girl after all, and she can't kiss men casually."
Lu Qingming replied expressionlessly: "It's good that you know!!!"
The surrounding temperature seemed to have dropped several degrees unconsciously. Gu Changsheng looked at Lu Dadi's beautiful little face that was extremely cold and said quickly:
"But then again, since we are here to let Senior Sister Susu feel the pain you once felt, we must be willing to sacrifice. I know this is difficult for Senior Sister, but those who have achieved great things in ancient times are not only those who have achieved great things. If you are talented, you must also have perseverance. If you can't even make this kind of sacrifice, I'm afraid it will be difficult to win over the witty Senior Sister Susu!"
"Since you said so, then you can do whatever you want." Emperor Lu's tone was still calm and indifferent, but compared with just now, it lacked the biting chill and murderous aura. She still didn't turn around to look at Changsheng, but turned her back to him, revealing a slim figure.
Well, I originally didn't want to take such a big advantage for you, but what you said makes sense. I can't bear to let the child trap the wolf. If I want to win Qi Hansu, I have to make sacrifices.
At the end, Lu Qingming seemed to have thought of something. That cold and aloof pretty face turned to look at Gu Changsheng and added: "Of course I hope you don't misunderstand anything. I did this purely to get revenge on Qi Hansu."
"No, absolutely not. I promise I won't have any evil thoughts! Everything is just to help senior sister vent your anger!"
"Really not?"
"Not at all!"
"..."
"I hope you will keep your word!" Lu Qingming turned around again and said with a dark face: "You can go, I'm going to see my wife next."
"Wait a minute, senior sister, I have one last question!"
"explain."
"This time I pretend to be a temporary Taoist monk to punish Senior Sister Susu. Can we sleep together?" Gu Dahuangmao said with a shy face: "The bed in my cave is quite big...and don't worry, I promise not to backstab you this time." you!"
Emperor Lu was stunned for a moment when he heard this, and then his face instantly turned green...
Then it became red...and finally it became black...
Backstab? What are you implying!
"boom!"
The snow-white chilong soared into the sky, and Gu Dahuangmao's figure screamed like a kite with its string broken and flew backwards...
…
In any case, Gu Dahuangmao used his aching chest injury to prove one thing - the bottom line when Lu Dadi rented a Taoist friend was that he couldn't tease her... he couldn't even mention the details of how he teased her in the first place.
But other than that, Lu Qingming would probably turn a blind eye... Gu Changsheng thought about it and suddenly felt a bit at a loss. Since the emperor's bottom line is not to be poked, then he can't hold his hands when kissing and hugging him. Be careful of slipping...
No, she will definitely cut it off with her sword, right? And the top seems to be as slippery as the little green tea...
After all, Lu Qingming is not a little green tea. Both his cultivation and his character are rare in the world. Even if Ah Zhu exerts his strength, the effect will be temporary at most, and he might still be hit when he wakes up. In order to ensure his own safety, Gu Dahuangmao decided to finish this order of renting a Taoist companion peacefully.
I just don’t know what kind of benefits she is going to give me as reward. Could a kiss and a hug be considered part of the reward?
Dragging his tired body, Gu Changsheng slowly returned to the Sixth Peak in a flying boat. As soon as the mountain guarding formation was opened and he got in, he saw Pei Ningning cleaning up the leftover tea in front of the stone table. Gu Changsheng was slightly startled when he saw this, got off the flying boat and stepped forward and asked:
"Junior sister Pei...? Did a guest come just now?"
"Senior Brother Gu! You are back!"
When Little Pixiu saw Gu Changsheng returning, his eyes showed a look of joy that was visible to the naked eye. Although she also came out of Tianquan Ancient Road with Gu Changsheng and Lu Qingming, due to her small transparent attribute, the headmaster of the Sword Sect did not stay with her to talk together, but isolated her with the Sword Intent Domain. .
Since she couldn't wait for Gu Changsheng, she had to go back to the Sixth Peak by herself and tidy up the house she hadn't lived in for a while.
"Yes, Junior Sister Xie came just now and was waiting for you to drink tea with me." Little Pixiu nodded and said, "It's a pity that she left later."
As an outsider who was also isolated, Xie Xiaolucha was naturally trembling with anger - I was obviously the one who came here first, why are Senior Brother Gu and Sister Qingming so familiar?
Gu Changsheng, how many other things have you hidden from me?
Full of resentment and nowhere to vent, Xie Xiao Green Tea had no choice but to come to the Sixth Peak to hug Xiao Pixiu for warmth, and to test out her future plans to unite with Pei Ning Ning.
"It turns out it's Junior Sister Xie..." Gu Changsheng was stunned and said, "Then why did she leave?"
"I don't know. She ran back in a hurry and didn't tell me the reason." Pei Ningning spread her hands and said, "Maybe there is something urgent."
"An old man came from behind. He looked a bit like a liar and asked me if I wanted to go to Tianyan Sect." Little Pixiu tilted his head and thought about it before saying, "Anyway, he looks like a good person."
Gu Changsheng had just sat down and was about to pour himself a cup of tea to moisten his throat. When he heard this, he almost spit out all the tea in his mouth. He coughed twice and said with a blushing face: "What did you say? Old man? Tianyan Sect? ?”
"Yes, an old man who looks very expensive in his clothes." Xiao Pixiu replied: "When he came up, he smiled at me and said a few good words, and then asked me if I wanted to go to Tianyan Sect and give me money every month. Send out a lot of spiritual stone flowers."
"Then why don't you go?" Gu Dahuangmao seemed to have guessed who the old man was, and was a little shocked that Junior Sister Pei's willpower was so strong. She could even refuse the olive branch offered by Tianyan Sect, which is known as the richest in the Shaking Light Region. .
You are not little Pixiu, who are you?
"Please! Brother Gu, do you also think I'm stupid?" Pei Ningning puffed up her cheeks and pointed at herself: "Do I look like the kind of fool who is easily coaxed into losing my waist? "
"You were the one who told me at the beginning that anyone who recruited me to another sect and promised good conditions and benefits was a liar. I was just waiting to deceive people and then dig in the spirit stone mine day and night. Mine..." Pei Ningning imagined the dark scene, shrank her head involuntarily and said, "Although I like spirit stones, I don't like to dig them myself. I only like to be the owner of a mine with spirit stones."
"..."
I almost forgot that a long time ago, I was worried that this little Pixiu would be deceived into digging for spiritual stones, so I gave her a few anti-fraud courses.
Gu Changsheng sighed helplessly, and he didn't know whether he was happy or had other complicated emotions in his heart: "Then what?"
"Then he told me a lot about Tianyan Sect's welfare benefits." Little Pixiu said warily: "Senior Brother Gu, what you said is indeed right. Those scammers dare to brag about anything in order to coax people over, and the old man actually said You want to accept me as your disciple and make me the most dazzling Dharma cultivator in the Yaoguang Realm...even more powerful than Senior Sister Qingming."
"Doesn't he know that I have the Source Body of Ten Thousand Dharma? The faster I practice, the faster I will die!" Pei Ningning clenched her fists in anger: "More powerful than Senior Sister Qingming? That's such a bully. He must think I'm stupid. Only then would you deceive me with such lies.”
"The old man also said that he wanted to give me a whole vein of minerals instead of a mineral point. Haha, that's too bullying. Do I really look that stupid?"
"I drove him away at that time because I felt that listening to him brag and lie again was an insult to my IQ!" Pei Ningning raised her chin slightly and looked proud, as if she was waiting for Gu Changsheng to praise her for being smart, witty and vigilant.
Little Pixiu: Wait for praise.jpg
Gu Changsheng: "..."
Is it possible that he wants to take you to Tianyan Sect just because he knows that you have the Origin Body of Ten Thousand Dharmas?
"Junior sister Pei... I want to tell you something. Don't get excited..." Gu Changsheng said in a faint tone:
"That old man... I should know him."
Pei Ningning:?
"He is the supreme leader of Tianyan Sect."
Pei Ningning: "..."
The breeze in the mountains was blowing, and the green waves were moving slowly in the bamboo forest. The poor little Pixiu seemed to be petrified and froze in place.
The atmosphere at the scene fell into a deathly silence. Gu Changsheng poured himself another cup of tea, took a sip and added murderously: "By the way, he should really want to give you those benefits."
"Well, that's it, you digest it first."
Pei Ningning:? ? ?
Groundhog screams.jpg
My spiritual stone vein! My spirit stone veins are whining...
Senior Brother Gu, you have committed a heinous crime!
Poor little Pixiu clenched her fists tightly, wishing she could rush forward and fight Gu Changsheng to death - you said I missed it, then I missed it, why do you need to let me know!
Wouldn't it be nice for me to be a fool who doesn't know anything?
"Ahem... I know Junior Sister Pei, you must be complaining in your heart about why I told you about this matter, Senior Brother..." Gu Changsheng coughed twice and said, "Actually, I don't want to either, but the supreme leader of Tianyan Sect, It seems that there is a connection with your parents..."
As soon as these words came out, little Pixiu's face instantly darkened a bit. She was stunned, as if she was a little surprised to hear news about her parents again...
"Junior Sister Pei, of course Senior Brother hopes that you stay with me." Gu Changsheng said with a complicated expression: "But Tianyan Sect is indeed the sect that your parents once stayed in. And they also left something for you in Tianyan Sect. …”
"..."
"If you want to go, I can contact the leader of the Tianyan Sect." Gu Changsheng looked at Pei Ningning, who was silent with her little head lowered, took a deep breath and pretended to be relaxed: "Although our senior brothers and sisters will not be in the same sect in the future, Although we have closed the door, we still have a chance to see each other one more time. As for you, just make money in Tianyan Sect. We have made an agreement before, we should be rich and honorable and never forget each other...You can't forget me, senior brother."
"I will go to Tianyan Sect to find you. You must definitely add my share of efforts to make money. You know, I am a lavish spender. I still owe you so many spiritual stones. Still..."
As Gu Changsheng was talking, he suddenly noticed that the corner of his clothes was gently held by a small hand. He looked down and happened to meet Junior Sister Pei's cute face...
"Senior Brother Gu... what do you think is the success rate of me pretending to go to Tianyan Sect, but actually running away after taking the things my parents left behind?"
Looking at the serious-faced little Pixiu, Gu Changsheng suddenly felt that the sensational scene he had just played was a bit too shameful...
What about the crispy amnesia bricks? Please lend me a brick so I can forget about just now and continue talking about going to Tianyan Sect...!
A little py wave: "The Road to Immortality: Raising Demons, Raising Plants and Seeking Immortals"
Once he traveled through the world of cultivating immortals, Li Changsheng thought he was cultivating immortals, wielding immortal swords, marching all the way forward, traveling the world with fairies, and living forever together.
But the reality is that we have to make pig food, feed pigs, and shovel poop every day...
"Cultivation to immortality? Even dogs don't cultivate!"
(End of chapter)