Pretending is actually a bad habit.
But the habit is highly addictive and makes people who are not used to showing off want to try it.
Su Ze once imagined that if one day he could be like those protagonists, using his own capital to pretend to be awesome and shock others, it would definitely be a very satisfying experience.
Yeah, who wouldn’t?
Therefore, Su Ze started to lay the groundwork now, and he was laying the groundwork from every line of his words.
The woman in front of her, wearing second-hand brand names all over her body, subconsciously thought that he was a poor man.
As long as the other party's subconscious understanding is clearer.
Then Su Ze will feel better when he gets slapped in the face later!
Aren’t all the routines in Internet articles like this?
expect!
Su Ze was looking forward to it very much at this time!
I'm looking forward to what the other person's expression will be like when they reveal their professional identity and deposits.
Will you be disappointed?
Will you regret it?
At the very least, there's definitely going to be a bit of panic.
Then apologize for your previous words and deeds!
But by then, apologies will be useless.
"Yes, it's good. As expected, the exciting plot in the online novel routine is really exciting."
Su Ze was already a little unable to sit still.
But he made his judgment based on his many years of experience reading online articles.
This moment is not the time for a showdown, because the emotion is not suppressed enough, it is like a spring. The greater the downward pressure, the greater the elasticity will be when it rebounds.
"A monthly salary of five thousand, haha. The fruit seller downstairs can earn eight thousand a month. I wonder if you have heard of such a saying. A man's monthly income does not exceed thirty thousand, and that has nothing to do with the disabled. There's no difference." The woman was aloof, looking at Su Ze with disgust at all times, as if a poor guy like Su Ze had no qualifications to sit at the same table with him.
But even though she looked disgusted, she still pretended to be a saint, teaching Su Ze how to behave, and reminding Su Ze what he must and cannot do as a man.
"How much is your monthly salary?"
Su Ze smiled. After all, he had no intention of going on a blind date, so he didn't care what the other person's attitude was.
He was even very satisfied with the other party's performance.
continue!
The more exaggerated it is, the better it will be for you to be slapped in the face later!
Yes, that's right. At this time, Su Ze was shouting in his heart: Let the storm come more violently!
"My monthly salary is two thousand five thousand!"
The woman answered quickly, as if what he said was not two thousand and five, but twenty-five thousand.
Even when many people tell her their salary of 25,000 yuan, they still can't describe her aura.
Her meaning was already obvious.
Even if I only have two thousand five thousand a month, it doesn't stop me from despising you for five thousand a month.
Don't ask, just ask because I have other advantages!
"Oh, there are quite a few."
Su Ze suddenly didn't know what to say, so he just said something perfunctory.
However, it was his perfunctory tone that made the other party a little angry.
Quite a lot? ?
What's the meaning?
Anyone would definitely think that two thousand and fifty is not much, or even very little.
But the man in front of me actually said a lot.
What does he mean?
Are you mocking yourself? ?
That indifferent tone and that nonchalant look...
Yes, this is ridicule!
"Do you know what brand my bag is?"
The woman suddenly picked up the bag in her hand, and a look of disdain suddenly appeared on her face. She concluded that Su Ze did not recognize the bag.
This is considered humiliation in a different direction.
"Isn't this a donkey bag? I've seen it before."
Su Ze replied calmly.
He has never bought this LV bag, not because he can't afford it, but because he personally doesn't like wearing bags. It's just that when he went to Zhou Suyi's house last time, he saw several of them in Zhou Suyi's room.
It's quite expensive, costing tens of thousands, hundreds of thousands or even hundreds of thousands each.
"Donkey bag?"
The woman immediately laughed at Su Ze's answer.
She knew that a country bumpkin like Su Ze had never seen the big world, let alone this bag, but she really didn't expect that Su Ze would say a name casually just to save face.
"Do you know how much this bag of mine costs?"
The woman sneered disdainfully, and then continued: "You have to work for at least three years to afford it, and it's the kind where you don't eat or drink."
This time, she looked at Su Ze with naked disdain.
All he had to do was point at Su Ze and call him a bastard.
…
Because there was no one in the coffee shop at this time, and this kind of place was relatively quiet, they could hear the conversation and gestures between Su Ze and the woman very clearly.
and.
The woman probably planned to use this to humiliate Su Ze, and she deliberately spoke louder when she spoke.
"Fuck, isn't he just a broken LV? What are you pretending to be!"
Zhi Zhi suddenly felt a little unhappy. Although he was not the one being humiliated, he was thinking from someone else's perspective.
If this kind of thing happened to me, I would flip the table over a long time ago.
I don't know how Su Ze could bear it and still chat with this woman here for so long.
"LV bags are indeed not cheap, but the one she got was a low-quality promotional model from the year before last. After LV issued an official apology statement, the price of that bag immediately dropped to 3,000 to 4,000 yuan. I've been looking for the one I have at home. It's nowhere to be found." PDD suddenly said at this time. After all, there is a person in his family who likes to buy bags, so he also knows something about this brand of bags.
"Three to four thousand yuan is not cheap. I can't bear to buy such an expensive bag." Da Sima suddenly interrupted at this time. For him, two hundred yuan for a barbecue is a lot of money, and more than three hundred yuan for a bag. The price is sky-high, it’s really a rare batch!
"The main reason is that she is so good at pretending. Why doesn't Su Ze slap her? Get up and slap her!" Letme was a little anxious at this time. She glanced at the barrage and then said to the people in the live broadcast room: "I agree with KOz to slap her." 1. If you don’t agree, lick your eyeballs.”
Of course, no one in the live broadcast room could hear the conversation between Su Ze and Su Ze.
But Naihe's posture was explaining the whole process, which made the people in the live broadcast room very clear about the whole process. After all, the woman not only talked, but also cooperated with various movements and expressions. This made people in the live broadcast room very angry. One by one, they are asking them to reveal their addresses.
This is the rhythm for offline ganking!
"111111111"
"This woman is so good at pretending. She earns two thousand five thousand a month and dislikes others who earn five thousand a month. She is here to teach others how to behave!"
"What is this called? This is called a common girl. She is obviously very ordinary, but she is very confident. She thinks her conditions are invincible and she thinks she can join a wealthy family. In fact, earning 5,000 a month is already beating 60% of the people in the country. ”
"What a pity, this woman chose the wrong person. Vampires are not easy to bully. Her live broadcast contract has an annual salary of several million!"
"Waiting for the vampire to slap you in the face, this wave of pure urban cool stories!!"
The viewers in the live broadcast room were very angry.
They all agreed that the woman was really pretending too much.
But they knew very clearly that Su Ze would definitely be slapped in the face later.
So now the sense of anticipation came up.
Seeing the popularity of the live broadcast room rising, seeing the barrages in the live broadcast room popping up crazily, Zhi Zhi couldn't help but smile: "Damn, I usually don't have so many people watching my live broadcasts, why are there so many blind dates in the live broadcast?" Human??”
It was very unexpected, and I just thought that I would be a blind date anchor in the future.
…
"Aunt Chen didn't tell you my conditions?"
Seeing that Su Ze was a bit out of touch, the woman suddenly felt like she wanted to make a bigger move.
She felt that Su Ze didn't take her seriously at all, so she felt very unhappy.
What are you doing here with a monthly salary of five thousand? ?
You still look indifferent, who are you pretending to?
"I didn't say it, but I didn't ask either."
Su Ze shook his head and said.
"Ah!"
The woman snorted again, and then asked impatiently: "You don't have a house, and you still drive a low-end car like a Mazda. Although you look okay, what's the use of it? I don't know which one it is." A blind woman would be with a man like you.”
She was anxious. After this wave of laning, Su Ze, who was unable to make progress, made her anxious.
In fact, Su Ze planned to add fuel to the fire and create opportunities for himself to show off.
But what he didn't expect was that the other party didn't seem to need his exaggeration at all.
The other party came just to humiliate him.
emmmm, good, very good.
"I think if we are together, we can work hard together in the future life. If you want to take advantage of the opportunity of marriage to get rich overnight, then it is too beautiful to think about. Poor people cannot give you this opportunity. Rich people will not give you this opportunity." Su Ze was still so indifferent, and the other party's verbal attack fell on him like a fist falling on cotton, causing no harm at all.
And just after he said these words, the woman was completely furious!
Use the opportunity of marriage to get rich overnight...
This is so vivid.
Moreover, isn't this about her?
Many times when you call someone ugly, whether the other person is angry or not actually has little to do with the way you scold them, but with whether they are ugly or not.
"you!!"
The woman suddenly stood up. She was very angry, very angry.
From the moment she sat down, the man in front of her looked indifferent from beginning to end.
Why?
You are just a low-level person with a monthly income of more than 5,000 yuan. How can you have such delusional confidence? ?
"waste!"
The woman suddenly cursed. She couldn't bear it anymore and quickly added: "A useless man like you, I don't know where you got the confidence to sit here on a blind date. You deserve to be single!"
Got scolded!
Why was this scolded?
Su Ze was suddenly confused. He thought to himself that he didn't seem to have said anything, so why was he being scolded?
"That's not right. According to the normal rhythm, you shouldn't be scolded so quickly. Why did she suddenly stop pretending?" Su Ze was very confused. He was still thinking about how to pretend to be cool later. He even I feel like I control my rhythm pretty well.
I just don’t know why the other party suddenly got angry.
Is there something wrong with it?
"My bag is worth 200,000 yuan, my necklace is worth 50,000 yuan, my pair of shoes, and my clothes, which one is not worth more than 10,000 yuan?"
The woman was really angry. She hated Su Ze's indifferent attitude very much, so she pointed at Su Ze and said, "You said you earn 5,000 yuan a month, why are you sitting here on a blind date with me?" ? What qualifications do you have? Haha, waste."
Cool!
After the woman said these words, her heart suddenly felt refreshed.
She usually likes to curse people like this on the Internet, especially when she sees that the other party is not getting along well, she will subconsciously curse directly, or even launch various life attacks.
Originally, she didn't want to curse, after all, this was a blind date.
But unfortunately, she couldn't gain any sense of superiority from Su Ze.
No matter what she said, Su Ze always had an indifferent attitude.
This is really irritating!
Just like those tough-talking people on the Internet, it made her angry and furious.
So she decided not to tolerate it anymore.
"Your street stall goods should only cost about a hundred yuan in total, right?"
"Do you know why you don't have a girlfriend?"
"What kind of woman would be with a poor guy like you?"
"Haha, maybe you haven't realized where your shortcomings are yet. It's better for people to be a little self-aware."
The woman continued, but Su Ze seemed to be watching a show.
Holding the coffee in hand, drinking it while listening to her, it was like the calm before the storm.
At the same time, they were immediately furious!
"I'm sorry! What is she talking about here? I have such a temper..."
He wanted to stand up because of his posture.
But he was quickly stopped by Da Sima: "Calm down, calm down, don't be impulsive!"
"Su Ze is so tolerant. I slapped him in the face. This woman is so good at pretending. She looks like a flower, and the foundation on her face is so damn good that it can scratch the wall. Who gave it to her? Does she have the courage to say such things, Liang Jingru?" Letme was also very angry. After all, this matter is very explosive in the world of explosions. If he hadn't been caught by Da Sima, he would have rushed out to find that woman's theory. theory.
PDD was much calmer: "Don't even think about it. That woman is a pure money worshipper. Although she wears famous brands, they are all expired goods. And with her salary of two thousand five thousand a month, how can she afford to wear those famous brands? How can she afford those brands?" Everyone who comes here understands.”
Zhi and Letme were caught by Da Sima, while PDD had a calm look on his face. This made the viewers in the live broadcast room couldn't help it. They wanted to fly out of the screen of Zhi's mobile phone, and then rushed over and beat the woman hard. Give him a beating.
"I thought this kind of thing only existed in the plot, but I didn't expect to see it in reality. Two thousand and five people dislike someone's five thousand. Haha, isn't this pure NT!"
"Slap her! Slap her! I can't bear this!!"
"I earn 5,000 yuan a month. This fucking sense of substitution is so strong. Damn it, slap her quickly!!"
"Hanging Man, help me go over and slap her, one slap at a time and a super rocket!"
"Yes, yes, crowdfund and slap her!"
Zhi Zhi looked at the audience in the live broadcast room, so many of them were asking to slap that woman.
Of course he himself was very angry.
However, hitting someone is still not good after all...
But at this moment, a figure suddenly walked past.
"Why does this person look so familiar?"
Zhi Zi subconsciously thought so, but because the figure walked too fast, he didn't see it clearly at the moment, and he didn't think about it, so he could only point his phone at the figure.
Letme and Da Sima also saw that figure at this time.
But none of them knew what that figure wanted to do.
…
"If you don't mind it, my friend's company owes him the position of security captain. Although it's only more than 8,000 yuan a month, it's still much better than your monthly salary of 5,000 yuan."
The woman was still aloof and looked at Su Ze with disdain: "But if you still like to be a poor man and a waste, then I will also..."
However, at this moment, before she could finish speaking, a figure walked up to her.
Snapped! !
There was a loud slap.
The woman was slapped so hard that she almost fell out, and her head was buzzing.
Seeing the woman being slapped, Su Ze was stunned.
He thought that his emotions were brewing, so he should show off on his own.
He was so ready to stand up, ready to fight back, ready to let this woman kneel down and lick him.
As a result, someone slapped you in the face? ?
Who the hell, come out to steal the limelight at this time.
However, when Su Ze saw the person clearly, he was even more surprised.
The person who took action was actually Zhou Suyi! !
"Why are you here?"
Su Ze was shocked. He looked around and saw Da Sima and others there.
At this time, Da Sima and the others also had the same expression as him.
Everyone was shocked! !
"Who are you calling a loser?"
Zhou Suyi did not answer Su Ze, but stared at the woman with her eyes firmly exuding a strong aura.
At this moment, Su Ze finally understood why people in the live broadcast circle called her Sister Zhou.
This really smells like a big sister.
"You, how dare you hit me!!"
The woman's tears were blown out. She covered her face with one hand and pointed at Zhou Suyi with the other hand.
Seeing her action, Su Ze immediately realized that this was a dangerous signal.
As expected, Zhou Suyi wanted to take action again.
"Hey, don't, don't, don't, calm down, calm down!"
Su Ze quickly stopped him.
The slap just now was so fierce that the woman's face was red. If she continued to slap her, the consequences would be disastrous.
After all, it's wrong to hit someone.
"What are you doing here?" Zhou Suyi looked at Su Ze angrily.
"It's a blind date." Seeing her expression, Su Ze suddenly felt as if he had done something wrong, but after thinking about it, he was not wrong either!
"You just go on a blind date with this kind of thing?"
Zhou Suyi pointed at the woman and said to Su Ze in a questioning tone.
"Forehead……"
Su Ze didn't know how to answer.
He actually didn't think it was a blind date, he just wanted to show off.
But who thought it would be like this?
"What do you mean?"
When the woman saw Zhou Suyi's tone, she immediately wanted to retort.
However, when Zhou Suyi raised her hand again, she immediately avoided it and did not dare to speak any more.
…
"Damn it! Zhou Suyi is so fierce. Why is she here?"
The posture was stunned.
"Is this the goddess Sister Zhou? This is... a bit scary!"
Letme couldn't help but gasp.
"Although it's a bit awkward to do it, I feel so good looking at it!"
PDD smiled and said.
"It's not recommended to hit people, but...sigh."
Da Sima felt that this beating was bad, but it was undeniable that he also felt very happy. After all, that woman was really too much.
(End of chapter)
