"Old Zhao, you are a turtle grandson. You are stealing fish again. Will you be caught by me this time?"
"Hey, it's Toad Palace Osmanthus Wine? You bastard, thanks to me I often help you with suggestions, but you secretly drink good wine behind my back."
"Old Li, you have a really good nose. I just opened the wine jar and you smelled it. If you want to drink, stop talking nonsense and come in quickly."
In the blink of an eye, someone came into the hall, but it was not Taibai Jinxing or someone else. Tang Sanbian almost blurted out the words "old man".
"Hey, are there guests?"
"Taibai Jinxing!" Yu Yuan stood up and moved out a seat. Li Changgeng was not polite, nodded in return and sat down immediately.
"Brother Xian, this is the master of Qiming Palace, Taibai Jinxing Li Changgeng. Just call me brother."
"Old Li, this is my sworn brother Jiang Liu. The jade liquid from Yaochi that you eat and drink every day was obtained by my good brother."
"Taoist Jiang Liu has met Brother Li!"
"Haha, you are indeed young and promising. You are really a leader among the younger generation. I, Old Li, have little knowledge. I didn't expect that there is such a beautiful and majestic person in the Three Realms!"
"If Brother Jiang wants to enter an official career, I, Old Li, can be a recommender."
Li Changgeng gave a thumbs up and praised him first, then patted his chest to assure him. Zhao Gongming looked at Tang Sanzong. From the bottom of his heart, he naturally hoped that this brother could enter the heaven.
With my brains and skills, I will definitely be like a fish in water when entering the Heavenly Court, and I will be able to thrive.
Tang Sanzian smiled and declined, "Thank you for your kindness, brother. I have studied Taoism at the moment and have no plans to do so yet. If I have such an idea in the future, I will definitely trouble me."
"I'm so ambitious, but I'm in trouble, brother, so I'll just wait."
A few people sat down again, drank and chatted, talking about interesting things in the fairy world, and the atmosphere was harmonious.
After three rounds of drinking, several people were so drunk that their faces were red. Zhao Gongming suddenly asked: "Brother Xian, did you see my three little sisters in Yaochi this time?"
"I did meet Fairy Bixiao and chatted for a while."
Zhao Gongming winked and asked with a smile, "How is my little sister?"
This really bothered him. You can't say Bixiaohu, right? It's so deadly?
After some consideration, he said: "Fairy Bixiao is lively and cheerful by nature, bright and intelligent, and very interesting."
Zhao Gongming waved his hand, "Come on, I don't know about Third Sister's temperament? Only you can boast about it."
"Actually, I want to bring you together. These three girls of mine have always been too ambitious. No young talent in these three realms can catch my eye. As a brother, I am also worried!"
Thinking of the little witch Bixiao's methods, Tang Sanbian shuddered, "Brother Gongming, I really thank you!"
Li Changgeng's blurred eyes suddenly became clear. Hey, have you got some melon?
Zhao Gongming held his hand and rambled on, "Brother Xian, your cultivation is quite good, your appearance is handsome, and your character is beyond words. You are the most qualified among the three realms."
"How about we have a kiss?"
"No, brother Gongming, have you forgotten that I have a Taoist companion?"
"What's the matter? We immortals have long lifespans and will get tired of watching them for a long time. It would be good to have more Taoist companions. Do you think about it?"
"You have also seen my little sister. Although she is a little more reckless, she is no worse than Tian Yu, right?"
"My second sister, Qiong Xiao, is gentle and considerate. I, Zhao Gongming, am not boasting. These three sisters of mine are not inferior to the most famous Chang'e in the Taiyin Palace."
"You think so, Lao Li? How does my sister compare to Nishang and Su'e?"
Li Changgeng stroked his beard and said with a smile: "Sanxiao Fairy's appearance is of course unparalleled. Even in the entire Three Realms, she is unparalleled."
Zhao Gongming let out a wine burp, nodded with satisfaction, turned around and continued: "My eldest sister Yunxiao has a cold temperament, but this is my brother and I can't help you."
"No, brother, who are you trying to match me up with?"
Tang Sanzian became more and more confused as he listened. He shook his head to clear his head and asked.
"You're stupid, mortals only have to answer multiple-choice questions, and immortals must want them all!" Zhao Gongming stretched out his palm to hold a handful.
"It's best to get started with the younger sister because she has a lively personality. The good brother will capture the younger sister first, so that's half the problem, and then he can capture the second sister."
"As for the eldest sister, take your time, Hier..."
Everyone here was dumbfounded. Did you just pack Sanxiao away?
It’s really a crime to have a brother like you!
Yu Yuan was about to cry. If these words were spread, given the temperament of the three aunts, the uncle would probably have a headache!
Why don't I and him come here to join in the fun and drink?
If the three aunties knew that I was here, would I, Yu Yuan, still be alive? No matter how well you practice the Five Elements Forging Body, you will still be cut into eight pieces by the golden dragon.
Yu Yuan tugged at his messy red hair, but he also had a quick wit, "This wine is so strong, well... I'm drunk!"
Bang!
He just fell down on the table and snored loudly!
Ignoring Tang Sanzang and Li Changgeng who were already stunned, Zhao Gongming continued: "My three sisters are in love with each other, but there are no such talents as the three virtuous brothers in the three realms."
He patted Tang Sanzong on the shoulder and said with a smile: "But I'll give you an advantage!"
"No, brother Gongming..."
Tang Sanzian asked cautiously: "You are making the decision for the Sanxiao sisters. Aren't you afraid that someone will use the golden dragon scissors to settle the score with your brother?"
Zhao Gongming's heart skipped a beat and he had sobered up a little. To be honest, he was still a little scared of his eldest sister Yunxiao, but he had already put his words here and he couldn't take them back even to death.
"Hey, I am doing this for their own good. Sister Sanxiao respects me as an elder brother, so how can she blame me? Brother Xian, you are overthinking."
"Just say it, right? Lao Li?"
Li Changgeng smiled very happily, "Yes, my eldest brother is my father, and Fairy Sanxiao must be very touched in her heart!"
But my heart is already overjoyed, Zhao Xuantan will have a good show tomorrow!
The dinner finally ended when Zhao Xuantan fell down and declined Li Changgeng's offer to stay, so Tang Sanbian stumbled away.
"Brother Jiang, remember to ride on the clouds after leaving the heavenly realm!"
"Thank you, Brother Li, I understand!"
After watching Tang Sanzong leave, the drunken Li Changgeng thought for a while and staggered towards Tushita Palace.
I've been having tinnitus lately, and I don't know if my kidneys are a little weak from staying up late. It's necessary to ask Laojun for a gourd elixir to replenish my kidneys.
Hey, I am old, not as lively as I was when I was young. Li Changgeng looked at the sunset with infinite emotion and went to Laojun's place.
In Tushita Palace, Laojun is sitting in front of the Bagua furnace, wearing a Bagua robe and a Bagua crown, holding a diamond in one hand and trimming his beard in front of the Bagua mirror.
There is an aura of gossip from the inside out.
"Xiao Li, why do you have time to come to my place today? It seems you drank a lot."
"Haha, today Zhao Xuantan's sworn brother is here as a guest. I don't know where I got the osmanthus wine from, so I drank too much."
"That's it, Xiao Li, if there's anything interesting happening in Heaven recently, come and tell me. I've been having trouble this whole day."
Li Changgeng chuckled and lowered his voice: "Laojun, have you heard that Zhao Xuantan wants to recruit Sanxiao to his little brother as a Taoist companion."
"Hey, can this Sanxiao agree? Tell me more!"
Lao Jun instantly became energetic, stopped trimming his beard, and leaned his head over.
"I told you, please don't tell anyone else..."
Li Changgeng talked for a while, grabbed the herbal tea on Laojun's Bagua table, took a few sips, and said, "Don't say it was me who said it."
"Tsk...can I still say this?"
After asking for a gourd of elixirs, Li Changgeng left with satisfaction.
The next day, Li Changgeng woke up dizzy with a hangover, but was stunned by the flying swords passing by like snowflakes. He almost thought that the sky of the Three Realms had collapsed.
He waved to put away the letters hovering around the palace, glanced at them with his spiritual mind, and Li Changgeng fell into deep thought.
Who is this? Are you playing with me, Lao Li?
Did this gossip spread so fast in Heaven? These are actually letters sent by colleagues to verify yesterday's rumors.
But where did you get all this messy news?
Obviously it was Jiang Liu who praised Bixiao for showing off her flowers, but you say it was Bixiao who played with the flowers?
I said Jiang Liu was very grateful to his brother for the gift of the magic weapon, but you said it was Jiang Liu who seduced the wife?
Zhao Xuantan brought Jiang Liu and Sanxiao together to become Taoist couples, but you said that Zhao Gongming slept with me, Lao Li?
Yu Yuan said he couldn't drink, but you said he didn't live long?
Li Changgeng rubbed his cheek painfully, "Old gentleman, you have killed me..."
This rumor is killing the God of Death!
Li Changgeng couldn't bear the headache anymore because he spread rumors and refuted them. He quickly drafted a red-headed document and distributed it to various departments.
There is only one short sentence: Don’t believe rumors, don’t spread rumors!
