I saw a woman in green robes flashing out from the rockery in the garden. She was beautiful and indescribably agile. She tilted her head and looked at him with a pair of wonderful eyes, a bit cunning in her eyes.
"Hey, you wrote this poem quite well. No wonder even Fairy Nishang was seduced by you."
Tang San's face darkened, "The colorful clothes are mine, okay, what do you mean by hooking up?"
But he saw Ni Shang pulling her gusset and saluting: "Ni Shang has met Empress Bixiao!"
"Why don't you be a queen? I just saw that it was stuffy inside, so I came out to stroll around and take a few steps."
"Ah, by the way, I didn't disturb you, did I? Why don't you continue?"
Although he said he was sorry, Bixiao smiled and crossed his arms. Instead of leaving, he walked towards this side, as if he was watching a good show.
So this is Bixiao? Tang San couldn't help but be speechless at the funeral.
Nishang said shyly: "I'm joking!"
Bixiao said dissatisfied: "We sisters are just little gods in charge of fertility, but we can't be any queens. Well... you can call me sister?"
"I always call them sister, but no one has ever called me sister."
"Yes, Sister Bixiao!"
Bixiao's nature is quite innocent.
When he first became a god, he could definitely become a great god with the strength of the Great Luo Immortal at the top level of Sanxiao.
In the end, because Sanxiao offended people too harshly, he set up the Nine-Bend Yellow River Formation, cut off the three flowers on the top of all the immortals of Chanjiao, closed the five qi in their chests, and lost all their cultivation.
It also caused the Supreme Shang and Yuan Shi to take action personally, which eventually led to a fatal disaster.
Later, Chan taught Jiang Shang to be a deity on behalf of Heaven, but he still held a grudge against the past and only named Sanxiao a fairy who would follow the world. This shows his despicable character.
To put it bluntly, it is the priesthood in charge of fertility, so it is reasonable for Bixiao to be dissatisfied.
After Bixiao came over, Tang San was buried in the Taoist sect's head, but Bixiao looked at Nishang, then looked at him and said with a smile, "You're such a brave Taoist!"
"I heard that Nishang was given by the Jade Emperor to the second disciple of the Tathagata of the West. As a Buddhist scripture seeker, it would be a good idea for you to hook up with Nishang while he was collecting scriptures."
"I……"
"By the way, how could you come into Yaochi? You must have sneaked in. I have to call someone!"
This aunt is really deadly. Tang Sanzian quickly said: "No, um... I am Tianyu's Taoist companion."
"Wow, you actually hooked up with Nishang behind Tian Yu's back!"
Tang San was so stunned that he was speechless, but he saw Bi Xiao patting him with a smile, as if an adult was comforting a child.
"But don't worry, I won't tell anyone else. I naturally look down on those bastards from Western teachings. It's best for you and Nishang to quickly cook the rice and put a hat on the person who learns the scriptures."
Am I green myself?
Nishang's face was red with embarrassment, but she heard Bixiao scream again in surprise, "It's over, you're still hooking up with Tianyu?"
Then he said fiercely: "Tell me! How did you hook up with Tian Yu?"
Tang San was confused when he heard this, so he heard Bixiao continue: "Tianyu is a Taoist companion from Jiangliu on Jiulong Island, and he and my eldest brother are brothers. I tell you, you are finished!"
"That sister Bixiao, is there a possibility that I am that Jiangliu?"
"Hey, so you are Jiang Liu? Oh, who is your sister? Also, who is your Taoist companion?"
Bixiao suddenly realized, and then curled his lips.
"Tianyu and Nishang are both my Taoist companions. We already fell in love before Nishang was given to Tang San by the Jade Emperor for burial."
"Your circle is so chaotic!"
Without waiting for Tang Sanzhan to speak, Bixiao seemed to have lost interest in inquiring into their privacy, and waved her hand and asked, "Did you write that poem just now?"
"How about you write one for me too?"
Tang San said: "That's a friend of mine..."
"Jiang Liu hooked up with the fairy in colorful clothes, come and see!"
Tang San was stunned. You, a great Luo Immortal who has been enlightened for many years, is this really okay?
"Have you thought about it?" Bixiao asked proudly with her hands behind her back, her chest raised and her head held high. Her chest was bulging, and her curves were exposed without her realizing it.
Tang Sanzong took a few secret glances and said bitterly: "You are so cruel!"
"Brother Jiang, you are my eldest brother's little brother, that is, our sister's little brother. We are all one family, haha. If anything happens in the future, my sister will help you to protect her. She is very fierce."
Tang Sanbian glanced at Bixiao's chest again and cursed: "It's quite fierce, but I don't know if it can be covered?"
This Bixiao Fairy's daughter is a good match for Sister Guanyin's mountain god who is talented in literature and art. They both like to recite poems and compose poems.
In order to get rid of this aunt as soon as possible, Tang San was thinking, let's be a copywriter. Li Taibai's "Qing Ping Diao" quite suited the situation.
Think of it as a gift to Nishang!
Tang San buried his hands behind his back, pretending to ponder for a while, and then said: "The clouds are like clothes, the flowers are like faces, the spring breeze is blowing on the threshold, and the dew is rich. If we hadn't met on the top of the jade mountain, we would have met under the moon at Yaotai."
After reading it, she winked at Nishang. Nishang understood that this was written by her husband, and she felt extremely shy for a moment.
Bixiao didn't have that consciousness, so he clapped his hands and applauded, "Good brother, I really have you, no wonder the eldest brother praises you to the sky."
"oops……"
Bixiao seemed to have remembered something and exclaimed again, with a rare hint of shyness on her face.
Auntie, why are you so crazy? Don't be so surprised, okay? It turns out you are shy too.
But Bixiao suddenly remembered a reason.
When Zhao Gongming praised Jiang Liu to their sisters, he once joked that Jiang Liu was young, had advanced cultivation skills, and had a good character. He might as well introduce him to them as a Taoist companion, so that his wealth would not go to outsiders.
Thinking of it at this time, and comparing it with the poetic combination, Bixiao tilted her head and looked at him suspiciously, "You are not planning on me, are you?"
"I regard you as my brother, but you want to sleep with me?"
"Pfft... cough cough..."
This time, even Nishang couldn't hold it any longer.
Tang San was coughing for a long time, and then he saw Bixiao looking at him carefully, shook his head, and said with a hint of disgust: "No!"
"Although you are good-looking and your poems are so-so, you are still not good enough. You are not worthy of me!"
Ah, yes, yes, everything you said is right!
I didn’t expect that Bixiao Fairy’s daughter, you would actually add drama to me?
Tang Sanzong was quite unconvinced. Although the appearance under the mask was not as good as his original appearance, it was not much different. How come you are so disliked?
"Although I don't dare to say what I look like, it can be regarded as a rare jade tree facing the wind, a Taoist fairy wind, a clear moon breeze, and a spring breeze, right?"
"Tell me, who else in the three realms is more handsome than me, Jiang Liu?"
"Tch, you are quite thick-skinned. No wonder you have a passionate fight with my eldest brother."
Bixiao said contemptuously: "I heard that the Buddhist monk was the most handsome in the world. He once performed rituals that caused the women in Chang'an City to go crazy and faint. I would like to meet him!"
Tang San was defeated by her, "Didn't you just say that Buddhists are all bastards?"
"Then what's the matter? Under the beautiful skin, these are unimportant!"
Tang Sanbiao didn't expect Bixiao to be so interesting, and Sanxiao was an ally he had to win over. He couldn't help teasing her: "You see, although I'm not as good as that Buddhist monk, I'm not far behind."
"Besides, I am still a great Luo Immortal, my cultivation level is barely adequate, and I am a brother-in-law with my brother Gongming."
"We can cultivate our feelings. Maybe one day we bastards will look at mung beans and we'll be right."
"Bah! You are the bastard. I advise you to give up on this idea. Even if you get my people, you can't get my heart."
"No...who taught you these tiger-wolf words?"
Why did Tang Sanzian feel that these words sounded so familiar?
"Hehe, of course it was the Queen Mother and my sisters who talked about it. I heard it was interesting and wrote it down!"
Tang Sanbian looked at Nishang and then at Bixiao, "Isn't the empress discussing the Dharma with the guests?"
"You're so stupid. This is what we're talking about. Even if I tell you, you don't understand!"
Tang Sanzong was defeated, this wave, this wave used magic to defeat magic!
