"Oh, stop fighting!"
"You bastard, you are in big trouble!"
"Stop it, Bi Mawen, I'll tell you a secret!"
"Oh, if I hit you again, I'm going to get pig excrement!"
With a groan, he buried his head in the arms of Brother San Zun, "Great Sage, stay away!"
Sun Xingzhe was startled, stopped quickly, looked at the front of the golden cudgel, and cursed loudly.
"Old Sun will beat you into a pig's anal fissure today, and then I will use a needle and thread to sew it up. I will make you feel disgusted."
Zhu Bajie shouted with snot and tears: "Master, wait, I am convinced, I am really convinced!"
Tang Sanzong said coldly: "Then I'll give you a distraction!"
Zhu Bajie hesitated for a long time and said: "Master, I know the water here is very deep, and I am willing to work for you, but you brand my soul..."
"I'm not afraid to tell you the truth. There is someone behind me. Are you sure about the brand?"
Tang San was extremely angry and laughed, "Oh? Then tell me, who is behind you?"
When Zhu Bajie saw this, he became arrogant again, "I will definitely not tell you your name, but I will definitely not be weaker than the person behind you. Master, please think about it!"
This pig has also studied "Sun Tzu's Art of War" and knows how to use retreat to advance.
"Let me guess, the reason why the Jade Emperor sent you to the lower realms is to get you to join the sutra collection team and infiltrate the Buddhist sect. Does the Jade Emperor count as one of them?"
Zhu Bajie's heart twitched, "You, you know?"
Tang Sanbian continued: "I heard that the old gentleman values you very much. You are also a Nail Palladium, and you are a master of the Eight-nine Mysterious Skills. It seems that you are also very close to the Taoist sect!"
Zhu Bajie was horrified. Unknowingly, cold sweat was pouring from his head. He was extremely afraid of Tang San Burian and didn't even have the courage to refute.
This bastard knows everything!
Tang Sanbian ignored him and continued with his hands behind his back: "Tsk, I forgot that you are still a fierce general under Emperor Ziwei and the leader of the Four Saints of the Arctic. Maybe this matter is a little subtle."
"Stop! Stop talking. Don't insult people's innocence out of thin air. I just broke the law of heaven and was sent to the lower world. It happened to be the enlightenment of Guanyin Bodhisattva, so I came to be your disciple."
"Hurry up and brand it, I'm convinced!"
Zhu Bajie is almost crying. If His Majesty hears these words, he will definitely die in a rhythmic manner!
"Look, we have to create such a big battle!"
Tang San buried Zhu Bajie with a ray of distracting mark, established a connection with Zhu Bajie's mind, and then made a secret: "Keep your mouth shut!"
After doing this, he raised his hand to put away the Gathering Immortal Flag, retracted the tight hoop and said calmly: "Actually, you don't need to scare me with your background. Since you have given up the distraction, I might as well tell you."
"Brand, you are distracted. I have discussed it with His Majesty, and His Majesty agrees."
"What?"
Zhu Bajie felt a sense of absurdity, "You..."
But he saw that Tang Sanzong had already contacted the Jade Emperor, "Your Majesty, Tianpeng has been branded by me just now. Please say a few words to him."
Zhu Bajie took the communication bead and heard the familiar voice, "Tianpeng, follow Tang Sanzong and do your best. Follow his arrangements. That's it. I'm dead!"
Zhu Bajie was dumbfounded...
Tang Sanzian said: "Although there are many forces behind you, and maybe you have some kind of mission, I don't care, because our goal is the same, isn't it?"
Zhu Bajie's heart tightened again when he heard this, and he guarded his thoughts to prevent Tang San's prying eyes.
Tang San said: "Don't worry, I'm not interested in your purpose or the forces behind you."
This is not Tang San's words of comfort, as long as everyone has the same goal, anyway, it is impossible for the Eight Realms to be punished by the Buddhist side.
In order to satisfy curiosity, provoking the person behind this fat pig is not worth the gain.
As a team, we need to be able to seek common ground while reserving differences. As long as he, the leader, grasps the general direction and doesn't make mistakes.
Zhu Bajie felt a little relieved now, "Then can you tell me now, what kind of earth-shattering event are you going to do?"
Tang Sanzong said calmly: "Get the true scriptures and kill the Buddha. From now on, I will be the master of Lingshan!"
A finger was placed between Zhu Bajie's eyebrows, telling him everything he could tell, but he knew much less than Sun Xingzhe did.
Not exploring his roots does not mean that you trust him completely and without reservation.
Zhu Bajie also looked shocked. The nine-toothed nail clattered to the ground and stayed in place.
There were turbulent waves in my heart, and lightning and thunder in my mind.
He wants to kill Buddha...
The plan to obtain scriptures is a huge conspiracy jointly planned by Tang Sanzong and the Jade Emperor!
Zhu Bajie tried his best to steady his mind and think through his thoughts. Just like Tang Sanzang said, this did not conflict with his purpose, but he didn't expect Tang Sanzhan to be so courageous.
Just listen to Tang Sanzian continue to say: "You also know that even if you finish studying the scriptures, you will never return to your original position in the heaven."
"You, the Four Saints of the North Pole, and Demon Dang Tianzun have already far surpassed you in your achievements. The Four Saints of the North Pole have become history."
"You help me succeed, and I promise you a happy outcome."
"What if it doesn't succeed?"
Sun Xingzhe also looked sideways.
Tang Sanbian paused, looked to the west, and said calmly: "Either success or death, there is no such thing as failure."
"Brother Sanyan!" Aowu hugged him hard.
Tang Sanzan patted his head and groaned, then turned back to look at his two disciples, "Of course, if things cannot be done, I won't let you die in vain."
Zhu Bajie finally breathed a sigh of relief.
"Come, sit down and talk!" Tang Sanzian motioned for the two of them to sit down and poured tea, "Now let me tell you the rules."
Zhu Bajie lowered his eyes, "Yes, Master!"
"As I said before, my team does not support idle gods. The daily welfare will definitely satisfy you, and I will not restrict you from observing the precepts."
"But it is absolutely not allowed to fish, and the heavenly work habits of working hard but not working hard should not be brought into our team."
"Whatever I tell you to do, just do it!"
"Yes, Master!" The two agreed in unison.
"Okay, let's rest here today. Wukong, please take Bajie to hunt some game. By the way, let's talk about our specific situation."
After sending the two of them away, Tang Sanzong frowned, having accidentally discovered another problem just now.
At first he thought that Zhu Bajie was either a member of the Jade Emperor or an assassin sent by the Taoist sect, but when he accidentally mentioned Emperor Ziwei, Zhu Bajie's mind felt violent fluctuations.
This is very interesting!
Following a series of changes in the heaven, Tang Sanzong sensitively realized that the Jade Emperor was suppressing Ziwei.
The full name of Ziwei is Zhongtian Arctic Ziwei Emperor. It is located in the middle wall of the Three Walls and occupies a very important religious position in the secular world. This is why the Emperor likes to use the Forbidden City to refer to the imperial palace.
Ziwei is the leader of the Four Imperial Guards. She can be regarded as inferior to one person and superior to ten thousand people. She is in charge of the great military power of the heaven, but she is not as low-key as Changsheng, Gouchen, and Houtu.
There are countless war gods under his command, and Wang Lingguan, as the head of the five hundred spiritual officers, is only Ziwei's subordinate.
Even the underworld has his incarnation, Emperor Fengdu.
During the Battle of the Gods, he was separated as the eldest son of King Wen of Zhou and wanted to gain merit and make his body become a saint, but failed.
But it can also be seen that he is very ambitious. I am afraid that the Jade Emperor has long been aware of this potential threat.
Therefore, Dongyue Zhengshen was canonized as the Taishan Emperor, and he patrolled the world and the underworld to restrain the Fengdu Emperor.
Then the Four Saints of the North Pole were dismantled, and they first promoted Lord Yousheng to the title of Demon-Danger Lord, and made Wang Lingguan the head of the spirit officials and the four marshals.
Then he found an excuse to demote Tianpeng to the mortal world. From then on, the Four Saints of the Arctic existed in name only, which greatly reduced Ziwei's strength.
In addition, it is said that the Jade Emperor values Doumu Yuanjun very much. It is no wonder that no matter what Emperor Ziwei does, he must be controlled by Doumu Yuanjun.
Without Dou Mu Yuanjun's decree, it would be impossible to mobilize the stars of Dou Bu.
From this point of view, I am afraid that the Jade Emperor's tolerance of Li Jingtong's military power and allowing Brother Zhao to establish a court management brigade is striking a balance. On the one hand, he weakens Ziwei, and at the same time uses external forces to cause confrontation.
It’s just that we don’t know for the time being whether the Jade Emperor was really betrothed to kill the eight realms, or whether the two had colluded to perform a double act.
But no matter what, it won't affect my plans for the time being.
Maybe Zhu Bajie is the same guy as in the movie, and it's also possible that he is working on Mission: Impossible. Regardless of Ziwei, Jade Emperor or Taoism, whichever side is more advantageous will be closer to him.
Not to mention, according to the character of this pig, this is really possible.
Three-faced spy, this is it, good guy, even more rebellious than me, Tang Sanzong.
This wave is the middle way of Infernal Affairs. I would like to ask you how to deal with it?
Then Tang San was buried in silence. It was none of the poor monk's business anyway, so he tried his best to make a fuss.
