Sun Xingzhe returned to the backyard and sat in the room waiting for the canopy to arrive. Sure enough, not long after he arrived, he heard a strong wind blowing, and suddenly the sand and rocks were flying, covering the sky and the sun.
Tang San, who was sitting in the front yard, glanced with his mind and saw that his two disciples had black faces and short hair, long beaks and big ears, two upward-turned fangs, the manes on the back of their heads were like rows of arrows, and their eyes were like copper rings.
Tang San was buried with his forehead, what kind of things were collected.
In contrast, even the monkey looked more handsome and looked at Gao Cuilan pitifully.
But she saw Gao Cuilan peeking at him, and when she saw him looking over, she smiled slightly.
Wow, that's so kind, female donor, please respect yourself!
Although the poor monk looks better, you are my disciple's woman, so don't mess around.
But it's really a crime, a good cabbage is called a pig!
He forgot whether Guanyin appeared here and did not dare to take action himself. He could only let the torturer deal with it first.
For poetry and distance, barbecue and wine, beautiful women and big beds, the present mediocrity is nothing.
Seeing the torturer lying on the bed and not paying attention to the canopy, Pig Tou walked into the inner room and pulled off his loose robe, revealing the black hair on his chest. He picked up Monkey and kissed him.
puff……
Tang San Burian spurted out a mouthful of tea!
I'm going blind!
"Elder, are you okay?"
Tang Sanzian dipped his hands in tea water to wash his eyes, shook his head and said, "It doesn't matter!"
It's so irritating to the eyes that even if I kill you, I won't even need my spiritual power to peep at it.
But when Sun Xingzhe saw this guy with a pig's head hugging him and kissing him, he almost vomited his last night's meal.
You bastard, are you really going to mess with my grandson?
Holding the pig's mouth to dodge, I heard this guy ask: "Why is sister so cold to me? I must be late today?"
Sun Xingzhe sighed and said, "Go to bed by yourself first."
"Why is sister sighing?"
Tianpeng said displeasedly: "Although I came to your house to have some tea and rice, I didn't eat for free with you. Sweeping the floor and ditching, moving stones to build houses, building earth and walls, plowing and harrowing the fields, planting wheat and transplanting rice seedlings are all considered creations." Build a family and a career.”
"Now that you are dressed in brocade and gold, and have fresh vegetables and fruits to eat all year round, why not take advantage of it and sigh?"
"Having said that, my father threw bricks and tiles across the wall today and scolded me, which makes people feel uncomfortable."
"Why did you scold you?"
"Although you and I are married, we don't have much dignity, and you are ugly and can't see your relatives. You come and go like this, and you don't know your true identity at all."
"My father said that it ruined his good reputation and ruined his family style, so he was angry."
Tianpeng said slightly angrily: "It's easy to look handsome. But I told him when I first came here that he was willing to recruit me. It's very boring to say such things today."
"My family is located in Yunzhan Cave, Fuling Mountain. My surname is Zhu due to my appearance, and my given name is Zhu Ganghye. If I ask you again, this is what I will tell him!"
Sun Xingzhe secretly laughed, this was convenient, he could figure it out with just a few words.
"My father said he would find some powerful mages to capture you!"
Tianpeng said disdainfully: "Sleep, sleep, don't worry about him! I have the transformation of Tiangang, the nine-tooth nail palladium, I am afraid that he will not be a mage."
"Even if your father can invite the Jiutian Demon Patriarch to go down to the lower world, I have known him before, so I don't dare to do anything to you."
Sun Xingzhe was shocked, but he did not dare to underestimate this pig head.
The Patriarch of Jiutiandang Demon is Emperor Zhenwu, one of the Four Spirits of Heaven, transformed from Northern Xuanwu. He is the last of the Four Saints of the North Pole under Emperor Ziwei, and is known as the True Monarch of Blessing Saints.
Later, under the orders of the Jade Emperor, he wiped out the demons in Luzhou, Beiju, and became a Heavenly Lord. He was named the Nine-Tian Demon Heavenly Lord. He can be said to be the famous God of War in heaven.
His status has risen even more, and he is vaguely on par with the four emperors.
Thinking back to the time when he made such a big fuss in heaven, Wang Lingguan, who was under Jiutian Dangmo Tianzun, could fight on par with him.
The torturer rolled his eyes and said, "He said he would ask the Monkey King, the Great Sage, who caused trouble in heaven five hundred years ago, to arrest you."
Tianpeng was stunned when he heard this, and muttered, "If that's the case, then I'll go, there's no way this couple can make it happen!"
Sun Xingzhe felt a little proud, it seems that my title as Monkey King is quite useful!
"Why?"
Wrapping up his robe in the canopy, he said, "You don't know, Bima Wen, who is making trouble in heaven, is quite capable. I'm afraid I can't defeat him now, but I have lost my reputation in vain."
ha?
Sun Xingzhe was hit accurately!
He had an intermittent mania attack on the spot. He took out his golden cudgel and beat him, "I'm calling you Bi. If I don't beat you up today, I'll count you clean!"
The canopy was frightened, and in a panic, he broke his clothes and used wind escape. Sun Xingzhe caught up with him and hit him according to the black wind. The canopy then turned into thousands of flames and fled madly.
Sun Xingzhe followed him all the way, and saw Tianpeng escaping back to the cave in Fuling Mountain, stumbling into the cave, taking out a nine-tooth nail palladium, and they fought together.
Sun Xingzhe fought for a long time and felt that this guy was really not weak, so he cursed while fighting: "How do you know my name, you bastard?"
The nine-toothed nail rake on the canopy danced tightly and cursed: "I, the old pig, was once the marshal of the canopy in heaven, how can I be compared to the Wen Ma of you!"
"It's just because Pan Tao Hui was greedy for alcohol and broke into the Taiyin Palace drunkenly. When he saw the beauty of the fairy in neon clothes, he became lustful. He was captured by the Jade Emperor and executed according to the law."
"Fortunately, Taibai Jinxing interceded and instead gave me two thousand hammers and demoted him to the lower realm. Because he was reborn in the wrong womb, his realm fell and he became like this."
"Otherwise you are qualified to fight against me, old pig? How many of us were implicated by you when you committed the crime of Bi Mawen, and now you are backing each other so hard? It's really too much of a bullying!"
"Don't dodge, eat some palladium from my old pig first!"
Only then did Sun Xingzhe realize that this guy was actually the famous Marshal Tianpeng, and his resentment towards calling him Bi Mawen disappeared.
They do have that ability!
As people say, if you were not reincarnated as a pig and had the best cultivation physique, no matter in terms of cultivation or your connections in heaven, you would indeed be on a different level than others.
The most important thing is that this guy is a kindred spirit!
Look, we are all brothers who got drunk and made trouble. One was sentenced to five hundred years in prison, and the other was hammered for two thousand dollars and reincarnated in the lower world. We all share the same fate!
Sun Xingzhe couldn't help but lose most of his anger, "It turns out to be Marshal Tianpeng, the leader of the Four Saints of the North Pole, disrespectful, disrespectful!"
"Bah, now you know how powerful I am? Even so, I, this old pig, will have to hit you a few times to relieve my hatred!"
Sun Xingzhe said with a smile: "Those who don't know are not guilty. Since you can't calm down, I, Old Sun, will let you vent your anger a few times."
"It's not that my grandson is afraid of you. Go and ask around. Has my grandson ever been afraid of anyone when he went to Yaochi and made trouble in heaven?"
"Looking at the fact that you and I are both drunk and causing trouble, and will be punished by heaven, I, my grandson, will let you calm down."
Tianpeng put away the nail palladium and was doubtful, "Is this true?"
"A drop of spit from me, the Great Sage Qitian, is like a nail. Go and ask the demon kings from all walks of life in the four major continents, three mountains and ten islands. When will I, the Sun Punisher, keep my word?"
Tianpeng said: "Don't underestimate my precious gold palladium. Even if you have golden muscles and iron bones, I can chip away your soul with just one strike. Are you still willing to try?"
Sun Xingzhe put away the golden cudgel and said with a smile: "Your palladium is only as good as the acquired spiritual treasure. It is not as good as my old golden cudgel. What else can you say?"
"Hmph! This palladium of mine is the result of Laojun using the hammer to add fuel to the fire. The five emperors of the five directions determine the five elements. The six branches and six armors are carved with stems and branches. It is the royal festival given by the Jade Emperor when I first entered Daluo."
"Have you thought about it?"
Sun Xingzhe smiled and said: "Come on, don't hold back, I will try the precious palladium refined by you, the old man!"
Since practicing the Eight-nine Mysterious Techniques, although his level has not risen, his body training has become much stronger than before. Sun Xingzhe wanted to try the effect of his current body training.
Tianpeng was furious, "Since you don't know what's good and what's good, I won't be polite to you, old pig. If you can really eat some money from me, then our grudges will be settled."
He spat into the palm of his hand and cut the canopy down towards the monkey's head.
"Ding……"
There was a crisp sound, sparks flew everywhere, the nine-tooth palladium nail bounced up high, and the canopy froze.
"Damn it, what a great monkey! I'm a tough guy."
