"Tang...Three Burials, we are Buddhists, all four elements are empty, we can't be like this!"
Looking at Tang San Burian who was resting on his lap, staring at the sky, looking extremely negligent, the Bodhisattva was a little flustered.
Tang Sanzian showed his white teeth and asked playfully: "How are we doing?"
…
The Bodhisattva sighed softly in his heart, and then listened to Tang San's burial continue: "We are confidants, why should my sister, a Taoist practitioner, stick to secular Buddhism?"
In terms of eloquence, ten Bodhisattvas can't compare to a messy Tang Sanfu. No one saw him anyway, so let him be like this.
The Bodhisattva finally let go of the last trace of her reserve and touched his cheek. Her fingers did not dodge even if Tang San buried him with a kiss.
Finally the merits are complete!
Guanyin felt a sense of satisfaction in her heart. She didn't know when she started, but she always wanted to touch this beautiful and bad skin with her own hands.
Sin, sin!
The Bodhisattva was also temporarily deranged.
"There is a question that the poor monk has been unable to understand. Can my sister teach me?"
Guanyin came back to her senses and asked softly: "You are so smart, what problems can you face?"
"I, the Buddha, say that to save others is to save oneself. All sentient beings are impermanent, so they are miserable, and can give rise to a transcendent mind. This is the first cause of the Four Noble Truths, and only then can you achieve enlightenment."
"Although the process of saving sentient beings as a means and achieving Buddhahood as a goal is good, is Buddhism too utilitarian?"
"Does it go against the original meaning of the impermanence of all actions, the absence of self in all dharmas, and the peaceful nirvana?"
“Does this kind of utilitarianism under compassion prove that Buddhism is refined egoism?”
Bastard, you're here again!
The Bodhisattva was angry and grabbed Tang San's ears, only to see him grinning and winking.
I thought about this question but didn't know how to answer it.
Just listen to this bastard say again: "It is good for Buddhism to persuade all sentient beings to follow the good nature, but it is also coerced by the theory of cause and effect. Am I, the Buddha, really compassionate?"
"Reincarnation and karma, good and evil cause and effect only speak of permanence, not impermanence."
"The fruit of Bodhisattva, the Mahayana saves people only that there is a self, but not that there is no self."
"Rebirth in the Pure Land, the Land of Ultimate Bliss, only talks about the other shore, not Nirvana. Doesn't it violate the Three Dharma Seals?"
Guanyin Bodhisattva paused for a moment, and the hand that pinched his ear stopped. His mind was in confusion, and he wanted to refute something, but he didn't know how to answer.
"you……"
Guanyin originally wanted to say, you are the second disciple of Tathagata, why would you question my Buddha's Dharma like this?
But thinking that Tang San was distracted and cut off from Ananda, and didn't know his true identity, he immediately shut up.
Tang Sanzun seemed to understand her thoughts and said with a smile: "Sister, are you wondering why I question my Buddha?"
Guanyin asked in shock: "Do you know your identity?"
Tang Sanzian smiled, "Although I still can't remember too much, my recent practice has reminded me of some past events."
"There are rumors outside that I was originally Jin Chan, the second disciple of the Buddha. I was demoted to reincarnation because of breaking the precepts. I have to hone myself to obtain the true scriptures to perfect myself. It seems to be true."
Guanyin asked doubtfully: "Then why do you still question?"
"Because of My Word!"
Tang Sanyan said: "Although I, the Buddha, am the master in the previous life, I also have the pursuit of the Tao and the Dharma, and I am not just following what others say."
Guanyin empathizes with this kind of dedication to Tao. I wonder if it was not the same when the Immortal Chan taught him to switch to Western religion.
"Why do you think so?"
Tang San's funeral suddenly became serious. The setting sun shone slantingly, and his face was covered with a layer of holy golden light, like the light of Buddha.
"My Dharma, Anuttar Samyak Sambodhi, is not sought from outside or from Bodhisattva, but should be taken from within."
"Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva's Dharma is profound, but he is forced to make great aspirations and cannot reach the level of Bodhisattva."
"Sister Guanyin has saved countless sentient beings. Even if her happiness is broken, she is still far away from the supreme enlightenment."
"It's ridiculous to think that I, Tang San, was buried with no virtues, that I could enter reincarnation, obtain a true scripture, and achieve perfect merits and become a Buddha."
"This kind of consecrated Buddha is not what the poor monk wants, so don't let it go!"
"A poor monk does what he wants to do and saves the people he wishes to save. He does not ask for merit or demerit, and the results are meaningless."
"Sister, you don't need to care about the distinction between Mahayana and Mahayana, and you don't need to care about saving others or saving yourself. Just do what you should do, and you will become a Buddha naturally by knowing your mind and nature."
"Buddha is enlightened, not sealed!"
Tang San was buried and said, sister, please quickly recruit a group of people to stand on the mountain on your own!
Guanyin Bodhisattva fell into endless contemplation.
The verses of Tang San's burial floated in my ears. The sound was slightly audible, but it was like a drum in the evening and a bell in the morning, deafening!
"The mind has no attachment to the mind, and it is not lost in thoughts. There is no gain and no birth. Trouble is Bodhi. The nature of all illusions is perfect, with neither coming nor going. The nature of life and death is true, and everything that exists or is not is empty and still."
It’s really tiring to fool people...
After racking his brains, Tang Sanzong composed a verse, then felt sleepy coming over him. With a faint smile on his lips, he fell asleep on the Bodhisattva's thigh.
But Guanyin Bodhisattva fell into concentration, and the seeds in his heart finally sprouted!
There is a clear road in it, which leads directly to the supreme enlightenment, but it has some mean meaning.
It's the bitch smell of Tang San's burial!
When the meditation was over, I found that it was already the next morning, with thousands of morning glow and new green branches. It was indeed full of vitality. Did it also herald a new beginning for me?
This matter should be dealt with slowly. It is best to contact the heaven, gain the support of the Jade Emperor, and then teach his own way of mercy to the lower world.
As this bad guy said, fruition is achieved, not sealed.
It's a pity that I have been cultivating Taoism for thousands of years, but I haven't seen this fake monk Tang San buried his six impurities for real.
Looking down, Tang San was still sleeping warmly in spring. Even though Monkey had been busy lately, he spent a lot of energy on sorting out his own Taoism and studying the Five Elements Escape.
Suddenly a bold idea came to Guanyin's mind.
Kiss him secretly while he is sleeping. No one will know, right?
Oh...sin, sin!
How could I do this?
But this face is so beautiful. Everyone has a love for beauty, even Bodhisattvas are not exempt from vulgarity!
If you miss this time, you will never have the chance again!
Just a moment!
The Bodhisattva's heart was beating wildly. You looked around uneasily, scanned it again with his spiritual thoughts, touched his cheeks that were hotter than Lao Jun's alchemy furnace, and suppressed his racing heart with his hand.
Lean over, lower your head, close your eyes...
Although it is a bit embarrassing, this feeling is so amazing!
No wonder this bad guy has been addicted to the love between men and women.
Stay for one more second!
It's a pity that I have never practiced the Great Principle of Time, otherwise it would be great to stop this moment!
The Bodhisattva was thinking about this and that. While he was intoxicated in this charming atmosphere, he suddenly felt something warm and warm at the corners of his lips.
What is this?
Guanyin licked it, but why did it feel like it was moving?
The Bodhisattva opened his eyes and saw a pair of dark eyes rolling around with a smile. What was even more irritating was that this bad guy's mouth restlessly only dug into his own lips.
"Well……"
In shock, the Bodhisattva hurriedly raised his head, only to find that Tang San was holding him around his neck, unable to move!
"Sister, don't panic, I saw that my sister was having a hard time kissing her, so come and cooperate with her!"
"Relax, this is the way it is!"
The hot breath caressed me, my mind went blank, no Buddhist path could compare to the eternity of this moment!
After a long time, Guanyin finally reacted and pushed him away. Seeing Tang San's evil smile, she was immediately ashamed and angry!
"Sister wants to kiss me, just tell me, I will teach you a French way!"
"Bah, bah, bah, it's the devil who wants to kiss you!"
"Huh? Could it be that the poor monk got it wrong?"
I bully you again, little brat, can’t I cure you?
Look, everyone knows how to cooperate.
As expected, he is a compassionate Bodhisattva who is upright in speech and body!
They separated again, Guanyin Bodhisattva's face was red and shy.
"I...I'm leaving. I'll see you again when I have time!"
After saying that, he took a deep look at him and fled in a hurry.
Tang Sanzian touched his lips, smacked them and smiled, will the seeds germinate this time?
