Sun Xingzhe led Guanyin Bodhisattva to Heifeng Mountain, where the clouds fell, and followed the road to find the cave.
I happened to meet a Taoist priest who was holding a round plate in his hand. There were two pills in the plate. He was walking towards me with great joy. He seemed to be going to the Buddha's Clothing Meeting.
It was the Taoist who was discussing Taoism on the hillside that day.
The torturer picked up the stick and beat him. As soon as the Taoist raised his head, he died. Guanyin Bodhisattva frowned.
"You monkey, how can you hurt people's lives for no reason?"
"Hey, Bodhisattva, I don't know, but I know this monster, and he is in the same group with the black spirit. This posture is to go to the monster cave to pay homage to the Buddha's robes."
Guanyin looked at the wolf's corpse and said, "So that's it, that's fine!"
However, he saw Sun Xingzhe pull at it a few times and pick up the plate. He saw "Lingxu Zi Zhi" written underneath, and Xingzhe chuckled.
"But it's God's will. In this way, the Bodhisattva saves effort, and I, the old grandson, also benefit from it."
"How to say?"
Sun Xingzhe gathered together and said: "Bodhisattva, I do have a plan, but I don't know if Bodhisattva can rely on me?"
"What's the plan?"
Sun Xingzhe touched his head, Bodhisattva, you have watched a lot of dramas, and the writing of this drama is perfect.
"Bodhisattva, look, the name Lingxu Zizi is written on this plate. I think this monster is called this. I will take one of this elixir and it will turn into a big elixir."
"The Bodhisattva only needs to transform into Ling Xuzi and give the monster my transformed elixir to eat, and the plan will be successful."
"If the monster refuses to return the cassock then, I, Old Sun, will tear out the blood vessels in his intestines and weave a cassock!"
Guanyin looked troubled. The monkey had suffered some grievances and wanted to let out a sigh of relief.
But the black bear was doing something for him, but he couldn't let the monkey bully him.
Seeing the Bodhisattva's hesitation, Sun Xingzhe smiled and said, "If the Bodhisattva relies on me, then Old Sun will change."
"It's easy if you don't obey. The Bodhisattva will go to the west, and I, the grandson, will go to the east. The Buddha's robes will only be sent to each other, and Tang San's burial will only be in vain!"
Guanyin was so angry that she fainted. This bully had clearly learned Tang San's trick of burying that bastard. Was he going to break up the gang if he didn't agree?
Are you teaching me how to do things?
snort!
For the sake of this bastard Tang San's good-looking face, he agreed to forget it!
"No matter what, it's up to you!"
The Bodhisattva suddenly transformed, and another Ling Xuzi appeared in the blink of an eye. It cannot be said that there is no difference, it can only be said that they are exactly the same.
Sun Xingzhe clapped his hands and said with a smile: "Wonderful! Is this a fairy bodhisattva or a bodhisattva fairy?"
Faced with Sun Xingzhe's words, Guanyin was not sure whether the monkey had seen something and deliberately mocked her with a gun and a stick, or whether it was an unintentional remark and a secret bite of his silver teeth.
If this bastard Tang San had not hidden the tight hoop privately and put it on this monkey, he would have let this monkey know what it means not to burn incense and offend the gods!
"Wukong, Bodhisattvas and fairies are both false. All thoughts belong to nothingness. If they become moral, what's the problem if the fairies are the Bodhisattvas?"
Sun Xingzhe was shocked, as if he had some realization, and bowed, "Bodhisattva, I have been taught!"
Guanyin couldn't help but be stunned when she saw that she had inadvertently introduced the concept of Tang San's burial and convinced the monkey with just one sentence.
Sun Xingzhe transformed into a pill and jumped on the plate. The Bodhisattva came to his senses and came to the Batu Caves with the plate in his hands.
The little demon guarding the gate recognized Ling Xuzi and called out: "Taoist Master Ling Xuzi is here to congratulate you!"
After leading the Bodhisattva into the cave, he saw the black scorpion spirit greeting him, "Thank you for your hard work, fellow Taoist Lingxu, and the phoenix will shine!"
The Bodhisattva passed the elixir and said: "I offer you an elixir from the small way, which can extend your life to a thousand years!"
Heizhu Jingqian gave in and finally picked up the big one, "I am willing to take it with fellow Taoists!"
As soon as the elixir was put into his mouth, before he could swallow it, the pill rolled down his throat and into his abdomen.
As soon as Hei Zhenjing was stunned, he heard a loud voice coming from his stomach.
"As a black-ass who burns kilns and buys charcoal, you will one day fall into the hands of Grandpa Sun!"
There was a cramping pain in the abdomen, as if even the intestines were about to be torn out, and I could only hear the constant yelling and cursing inside.
"Mother, I am so happy to be honest with you!"
"Is your mother looking for death?"
"The grass on the grave of the last person who dared to call me grandpa Bi Mawen was already three feet high."
"You melon boy, you coward, tell me again?"
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Good guy, this is a vindictive monkey!
It can be seen how lethal these three words Bi Ma Wen are to the torturers.
For a time, dialects were added to the ancient and modern Chinese and foreign languages. Anyway, the curse words learned from Tang San were used over and over again, and they were all scolded.
Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva was shocked. You worshiped Tang San as your teacher, and what you learned was to spit out fragrance?
Seeing the black bear wailing in pain and rolling all over the ground, Guanyin couldn't help but ask: "Are you willing to take refuge?"
Only then did the black bear see that it was the Bodhisattva who had arrived in person. He was confused about the situation and could only kowtow and beg for mercy, "I wish to return, I wish to return!"
"Wukong, okay, come out!"
Sun Xingzhe vented his anger before jumping out. Seeing the chubby black bear spirit kneeling on the ground, he sneered, "It is indeed a very round old turtle!"
"Bodhisattva, this thing looks delicious, why not kill it? My master must like these bear paws!"
"Bodhisattva, help!"
Hei Zhujing was dumbfounded. Why is this pilgrim so cruel? He eats both meat and vegetables and even monsters?
Who is the monster?
"Okay, I'll leave him to his own use!"
Sun Xingzhe scratched his head and said with a smile: "Aside from the fact that such a monster has a lot of meat and can eat eighty-fourths full, what else can you do with him?"
"It's better to kill him!"
"You monkey, why did you learn to be so smooth-tongued from your master? My mountain behind Luojia Mountain still lacks a guard, so I just asked him to be a mountain god!"
"Thank you Bodhisattva!"
Although I suffered some torture, I finally achieved success in cultivation. I, Lao Hei, will also have someone to support me in the future... I'm a monster!
After the black bear bowed his head, Guanyin and him rubbed their heads and received the ordination. After exchanging cassocks, they immediately said to the torturer: "Since this matter is over, I will take him back."
Sun Xingzhe, if you dare not to retain me, next time this Bodhisattva will torture you until you want to die!
Don’t think that Bodhisattvas don’t hold grudges!
Sun Xingzhe shivered inexplicably. Fortunately, the smart monkey's cry was not in vain. He smiled and pulled the Bodhisattva's sleeves and said: "Bodhisattva, let this literary and artistic genius return first. My master misses you very much."
What a monkey!
It is not in vain that this Bodhisattva has trained you.
Sun Xingzhe didn't know that he had changed from a bad monkey to a good monkey!
Guanyin adjusted her posture and said, "Since your master and disciple have obtained the cassocks, they should leave early. What do you want to see me do?"
"Oh, Bodhisattva doesn't know something. If my master knew that I invited Bodhisattva here and sent him away like this, he would definitely blame me to death."
"You are a Bodhisattva who saves suffering and responds to requests, so please grant this disciple's wish!"
"In this case……"
Guanyin turned to Black Bear and said, "Then you go back to Luojia Mountain first, and Muzha will arrange it for you."
"I'm going to see Tang San's burial, you don't have to wait for me!"
I don't know whether it was because he thought about meeting that bastard soon or because he was lying, but Bodhisattva felt a little feverish in his face.
"Yes, Bodhisattva!"
The black bear lowered his eyebrows and rode the clouds to Luojia Mountain in the South China Sea.
The little demon in the cave fled in panic the moment the Bodhisattva appeared. Sun Xingzhe burned the Batu Cave into a red wind cave and followed Guanyin Bodhisattva to Guanyin Temple.
It's a pity that such a resort for cultivation has been ruined into such a state.
