Zhao Gongming clasped his head with his fingers and thought for a moment, "Can your Majesty agree?"
Tang San was filled with hatred and said: "Brother Gongming, why are you so ignorant of flexibility?"
"Who are you fining for? Can't you put it in your own pocket?"
"Isn't everything for Your Majesty?"
"You have the right not to invalidate it after it expires. You are the Minister of Finance. Your Majesty only wants money from you and does not care about anything else."
"If you can make money, then in the eyes of His Majesty, you are a qualified Minister of Finance, and he will think that you are qualified for this position."
"Do you think His Majesty cares how you conjure up the money?"
Tang San's burial became more and more enthusiastic, "Besides, controlling drunk driving is also for the benefit of those immortals. Who do you think would be happy to do something like this to the Kitchen God?"
"I'll ask Xian'e to embroider some gold characters on the banner. Let me think about it..."
"Riding clouds is not standardized, and the immortal will burst into tears!"
"Yes, just use this slogan and go to the patrol team to check for drunk driving. No one can say anything."
Zhao Gongming considered it carefully and said with a wry smile: "It's feasible, but I'm afraid my spine will be broken and scolded to death in the future!"
"Tsk, brother, you still don't understand. You are a full-time official. Do you need to come forward for these things?"
"Just find a few temporary workers, temporary immortals, or find a few unsavory guys to take the blame."
"What do subordinates do? Isn't it just to take the blame for the leader?"
Zhao Gongming's eyes became brighter and brighter as he listened!
"Even if something happens and it's difficult to deal with, you can just push the responsibility down, expel the god, and strip the god!"
"My dear brother, this plan is so wonderful!"
Zhao Gongming was so happy that he scratched his head and said, "My brother is still smart, but he doesn't know something. There happen to be two bitches under my hands that make me upset."
"Hey, brother Gongming, you are the true king of Xuantan, a spiritual officer, and a marshal. You can't cure two subordinates?"
"Hey, if you don't make mistakes, I, Mr. Zhao, can't find fault with you. The most I can do is show my face!"
Tang San was buried out of curiosity. Is there anyone in heaven who can give Zhao Xuantan a headache?
"What are these two people's names?"
"To be honest, brother, they are Xiao Sheng and Cao Bao."
Sounds a bit familiar!
Tang Sanbian thought for a moment and patted his thigh, "Those two licking dogs of Luobao Copper Coin?"
The word licking dog was very close to Zhao Xuantan's heart. He also slapped the table and said indignantly: "Yes, those two licking dogs!"
No wonder Zhao Gongming was so angry, Tang Sanbian finally remembered the two of them.
When the three sects first consecrated the gods, Zhao Gongming beat Ran Deng to such an extent that even his mother did not recognize him. Ran Deng fled to Wuyi Mountain and met two Sanxian, it was these two people.
These two people are extremely skilled in cultivation, but they possess a heaven-defying innate spiritual treasure, a precious copper coin.
As long as it is a treasure under the innate treasure, it can be collected by this treasure copper coin, but there is a drawback that it is useless for weapons.
When the two men saw that it was Ran Deng, they immediately stepped forward to flatter him, helped him with his fists, and spoke of fragrance to confront Zhao Gongming.
Zhao Gongming used the fallen copper coins to collect Zhao Gongming's dragon-binding rope and Dinghai Divine Pearl, which caused Zhao Gongming to suffer a big loss. The Dinghai Divine Pearl also changed hands and was acquired by Ran Deng.
Later, a series of major events such as Zhao Gongming's borrowing of treasures, Sanxiao's departure from the island, and the Jiuqu Yellow River formation were considered to be the main culprits of the death of Sanxiao's daughter.
The two of them were also funny. They thought they had licked Ran Deng and climbed up a high branch, but one of them was killed by Zhao Gongming on the spot. Ran Deng did not help at all, but took the opportunity to sneak attack Zhao Gongming.
Another person was later sent by Ran Deng to serve as cannon fodder in the Ten Jue Formation set up by the Jie Jiao Immortal Shi Tianjun, and died tragically in the formation.
It vividly explains the truth that licking a dog will lead to a good death!
The funniest thing is that when they were finally conferred as gods, these two people were assigned to work under Zhao Gongming. Together with Zhao Gongming's two disciples, they were four deputy positions in the Ministry of Finance.
But Ran Deng changed his identity, joined Western religion, became the past Buddha of Buddhism, and used the Dinghai Divine Pearl to achieve enlightenment.
It is conceivable that it is strange that these two people have been living well for more than a thousand years!
You said that you two earthly immortals have nothing to do to flirt with other people's top-ranking great Luo Immortals. You are really ignorant people!
Tang Sanzun and Zhao Xuantan looked at each other and smiled knowingly at the same time, while Xiao Sheng and Cao Bao, who were drinking, trembled in their hearts.
Inexplicably, I felt a deep malice coming from outside.
The more we drank, the more we drank. One of us called him Xiandi, the other called Gongming brother, and the other was eager.
Zhao Gongming was completely happy when things came to light at work, and when he was drunk, he dragged Tang San to bury him and make a sworn vows.
This was really a good thing that they could only hope for. The two swore to each other on the road and became brothers.
He drank until it got dark and Tang San was buried before he declined Zhao Gongming's enthusiastic invitation to stay, leaving a few jars of Yaochi jade liquid before leaving.
After leaving the Nantian Gate, Tang San buried the clouds and drove back to Yaochi. The immortals who stayed behind to take over the interrogation were not convinced.
"I don't accept it, why don't you ignore that person!"
"Yes, there is definitely a shady story!"
"You guys protect each other divinely!"
A golden-armored god general watched Tang San's funeral leave, turned around and said calmly: "If you can be summoned by His Majesty, you will beat up Tianjun Jiehuo and General Hum of Buddhism, and get drunk in the heaven."
"Don't talk about it here, even if you want to ride on the clouds in Nantianmen, no one will care about you!"
Suddenly there was silence!
At the same time in the Fire Department, Liu Huan complained to Huo Dexingjun Luo Xuan with a face full of grievances.
"Senior brother, I asked the immortals around and they said that the Taoist is a casual cultivator from Kowloon Island."
"In addition to our Kowloon Island, is there another Kowloon Island in these three realms?"
Luo Xuan looked at this unsatisfied junior brother and cursed: "Don't cause me any more trouble. Do you know who that person came to heaven to find?"
"What should I say to you, huh?"
"You clearly know that most people in Heaven don't deal with that Buddhist sect very well, so why don't you blatantly hook up with Zheng Lun and blame others for looking at you?"
"Why don't you go to heaven?"
Liu Huan wanted to say, "I'm in heaven right now..."
"But Zheng Lun and our Kowloon Island have quite a connection. It's not the New Year, so why don't we just have a drink together?"
"Although Zheng Lun is a registered disciple of Senior Brother Lu, but now you are a member of the Buddhist sect, why don't you have any sense of propriety? Do you think any of the other senior brothers have gone out to drink together?"
"My senior fellow apprentices still only say hello on New Year's and holidays, and just do whatever they want on a normal day. Do you feel like you can't let go anymore?"
"Why doesn't that man beat you to death, you idiot?"
"Ignoring the relationship with the Jade Emperor, just because I am immune to divine soul attacks and it is easy to beat you two, I know that I am showing mercy."
"That's just for His Majesty's sake. Do you understand? Didn't you see that the bridge of Zheng Lun's nose was broken?"
While he was talking, Luo Xuan took out the communication bead, listened for a while, then turned to glare at Liu Huan.
What's going on? Liu Huan felt even more aggrieved when he touched his still painful head.
"After that man came out of Your Majesty's place, he drank wine with Senior Brother Gongming for a whole day. Now he has just left Nantianmen. You should go and take revenge!"
Liu Huan almost cried when he heard that he and his senior fellow from the Jie Jiao outer sect were calling each other brothers.
"Behave with me recently. If you dare to go out, I will break your legs and let you, the Lord of the Fire Receiving Heaven, pick up the legs first!"
Luo Xuan slammed the door angrily and walked out.
In the epidemic department, Lu Yue said earnestly to Zheng Lun, who had his nose wrapped, "Is it okay?"
"It's okay, Master!"
"If that's the case, then you should leave this place of trouble as soon as possible."
Ga?
Zheng Lun was stunned. Forget it?
Lu Yue clasped his hands behind his back and said, "That man has a friendship with His Majesty. Besides, he is queuing up smoothly. What are you going to do to tease him?"
"Do you still need me to stand up for you in such a shameful matter?"
Zheng Lun was also aggrieved here, "Master, it was Senior Brother Liu who provoked me first. It's not good for me to just watch Senior Brother Liu get beaten."
"Since you know that Heavenly Court is very dissatisfied with Buddhism and still show off like this, don't you understand why that person was so cruel to you?"
I……
When Zheng Lun got excited, his wounds were touched, his nose became sore, and he almost burst into tears.
"Go back early to avoid causing trouble again!"
"It's...Master."
After Zheng Lun left in disgrace, Lu Yue murmured to himself.
"Although you and I have the status of master and disciple, the hatred between me and the Western Cult is as deep as the sea. Since you have entered Buddhism, that's all!"
"We have different paths, so we don't want to work together!"
