There are some memories of Ananda following the Tathagata to heaven, but they are not very clear. In the blink of an eye, when he arrived at the Nantian Gate, he saw the guard of the Heavenly King of Growth led by the divine generals on duty.
Fortunately, it was much easier to have someone to lead the way. The golden-armored god general stepped forward and said, "I am here to welcome Venerable Jiang into the palace according to His Majesty's decree!"
The King of Growth Heaven waved his hand, and the god general below took out the immortal urn, registered his name, and let him in.
Looking at the majestic Nantianmen with billowing red neon, billowing purple mist, dazzling colored glaze, and jade make-up, Tang San Burial laughed at himself a little, and I felt like I was in heaven.
After crossing several long bridges shrouded in fairy mist, row upon row of palaces come into view.
There are thirty-six heavenly palaces including Qianyun Palace, Wuming Palace, Taiyang Palace, and Huale Palace, followed by seventy-two treasure palaces such as Chaohui Palace, Lingxu Palace, Heavenly King Palace, and Lingguan Palace.
Next to the longevity platform, there is a dense forest of colorful fairy grass plants; on the pilgrimage tower, the jade girl Xian'e in a crimson gauze dress is shining with stars.
The golden bells and jade drums are ringing softly, the Danqi Qiong Tower is solemn, and Tang San's funeral is like a country bumpkin entering the city, overwhelmed.
No wonder the Jade Emperor, an old turtle, ignores court affairs. Who can withstand so many beautiful fairy daughters?
"Your Majesty, just tell the venerable one to go in on your own. The little god will take his leave first!"
"Thank you, two great generals!"
Tang San stepped into the palace after saying his thanks, and saw a huge jade couch in the huge palace. The Jade Emperor was reclining on the couch, surrounded by several fairies wrapped in gauze.
There were various fairy fruits and nectar on the golden table in front of the bed, and a fairy with decent appearance in colorful clothes was feeding him wine.
All kinds of foreign objects that had never been seen before were decorated with decorations in the palace. Tang San could not help but curse, this old turtle is really stingy, there are so many good things here, and the magic weapon given to me is simply a piece of shit.
Tang San was not polite, he approached directly and said with a smile: "Your Majesty is so leisurely!"
By the way, I took a few glances at these fairies. They were indeed rare beauties. They were all fairies, but they still looked delicate and frail, making people want to bully them.
The Jade Emperor glanced at him and saw his eyes rolling around, and suddenly became anxious, "Tang...Jiang Liu, you must not try to trick my fairy again!"
"Guanghan, you guys go down first!"
Tang San couldn't wait to summon the fairies, and the corners of Tang San's mouth couldn't help but twitch.
It turns out that the most beautiful one is Fairy Guanghan, who is as famous as Nishang, and she is well-deserved!
"Why did you come to me? Let's talk about it first, there really is no magic weapon!"
"Well, your mask magic weapon is quite good!"
"Your Majesty, you are worrying too much. Isn't this the secular New Year? I'm here to wish Your Majesty a happy New Year and report on my work by the way!"
"The identity of the poor monk is a bit sensitive, so I borrowed a magic weapon to cover up my aura."
I borrowed this magic weapon, so don’t try to trick me!
Forget it, you have to be humble in front of the leader. Tang San put down the gift box and said with a smile: "I don't have anything good to offer your majesty, so I hope your majesty won't be surprised!"
"You're really interested. Tell me, how was your journey?"
"Now that we have just left the Tang Dynasty, it is going smoothly for the time being."
After picking up some things to say, the Jade Emperor could not help but nod. Then he reported on the work plan for the new year, and finally looked forward to the future. The Jade Emperor seemed quite satisfied.
I don't know whether I approve of his work attitude or satisfied with his firm stance.
After chatting for a while, Tang Sanzong finally began to tentatively express his thoughts.
"Your Majesty, in the final step, can the poor monk borrow some power from heaven?"
"This is not negotiable. If Heavenly Court comes forward, what use will you have? Can't I just send troops to take over Lingshan?"
Poor monk pokes your sister!
The Jade Emperor said again: "I will not help you secretly!"
Then he comforted him and said: "Of course, if the fate of those two people in the West ends, I will not stand idly by and watch, and I will protect you."
"You have to know that the plan to obtain scriptures is God's will. Heaven is on behalf of Heaven, so naturally it will not be destroyed by others. If those two people end up, I will have an excuse!"
"But I and the Queen Mother represent Heaven. If we take the initiative to participate, some people will inevitably misunderstand."
Does this mean that the Great Heavenly Lord will not end by default?
Tang Sanbian thought for a while and asked another question.
"Your Majesty, in the past there was a deep conflict between Jie Jiao Immortal and Western Buddhism. The poor monk wanted to encourage some Jie Jiao friends to fight against Buddhism together."
"But there is a problem. Most of the immortals who intercepted the teachings and became gods entered the heaven and were awarded the title of god, but the poor monks did not dare to make their own decisions."
It’s okay if the friends I make don’t use the banner of heaven, help me privately, or seek revenge, right?
The Jade Emperor was silent.
After a few breaths, he suddenly sighed and started talking about unrelated things.
"I have been very upset recently. Although I am in charge of this heaven, these people below have received their divine positions from heaven. They don't take my words to heart at all."
"You just saw me. Every time during the Spring Festival holiday, people get drunk and cause trouble. A few days ago, I ordered the golden-armored god general to go on inspection and drive out the drunken immortal. He still continues to ban him."
"You said that the Kitchen God is a little god. He was beaten until his skin was bruised and his face was swollen. He was so miserable that he came to complain. I can't stand it. But for such a trivial matter, what can I do?"
"You can't blame the third prince for a kitchen god, right?"
"I can only comfort him and give him more bonuses!"
"I envy you for being so free..."
Tang San was confused. You said this is none of my business?
How about this heavenly friend taking charge and you go and get the scriptures?
I heard the Jade Emperor continue: "Okay, I will accept your offer. I will bring you a slightly better gift next time. The majestic Luo Immortal is not afraid of embarrassment."
"I'm a little tired, you go first!"
this……
Tang San was buried and had to resign.
"By the way, I'll give you this token so that you don't have to report it all the time, and it's inconvenient to have so many people watching!"
A jade tablet fell into the palm of his hand. As soon as Tang Sanzun stepped out of the hall, he heard an urgent voice coming from inside, "Guang Han, let's go take a mandarin duck bath?"
Tang Sanbian almost fell outside the palace door.
What does this bastard mean?
If you agree or disagree, please tell me!
Tang Sanzian vaguely recalled what the Jade Emperor had said just now. The old turtle of the Jade Emperor was so miserable that he couldn't even control the people under his command?
Is the divine position conferred by heaven? He really didn't know this, so he went back and asked Wan Jin.
Wait, what he said means that he can't control what the people below do?
Does this imply to him that as long as Jie Jiaoxian does not use the banner of heaven, whether he is assisting with fists or taking revenge, it is all a personal act and has nothing to do with him, the emperor of heaven?
your sister!
It took me a long time to fight with the poor monk, how wonderful it was!
No wonder it's the leader, his speech is full of art.
He agreed to things but promised nothing, and would not tell anyone the truth. Even if something happened in the future, he could slap his chest and swear to God that such a thing would not happen at all.
If you do it well, it shows that you understand the leader's intention. If you do it poorly, you can only blame yourself for making your own decisions.
Good guy, what matters is a free heart!
Jade Emperor, you have secretly learned a lot of the essence of Taishang. This Tai Chi skill is so smooth and slippery!
Listening to the Jade Emperor's tone, he also complained about Nezha.
What does the Emperor of Heaven call the Third Prince Nezha?
hehe!
It’s not surprising that Li Jing and Nezha, a family with a loving father and a filial son, can make the Jade Emperor like them with their salaries from heaven and in front of the second and fifth sons of Buddhism!
Tang San was thinking as he walked, but he didn't pay attention to his steps and bumped into someone unexpectedly.
"Alas!"
He rubbed his nose and quickly clasped his fists to apologize: "I'm really sorry. I had something on my mind and left in a hurry. Brother, don't blame me!"
