When it was Tang San's turn to show off his talent, he was dumbfounded. Apart from talking dirty while driving, he was not good at anything else, right?
Oh, I can still play monkey, but the torturer is not here either. He might also be holding the Spring Festival Gala in Huaguo Mountain at this moment.
There is no network or anything that can be linked.
I can't sing, dance,
ap, let’s play Cuju again.
"Brother San Zan, hurry up!"
After thinking for a long time, Tang San's burial came to the center of the palace. The white robe of fire-huan cloth was fluttering like an immortal. Matched with the beautiful skin bag, it was also specially decorated with special effects of Buddha's light. The atmosphere was created just right.
All the fairies were waiting to see this appearance, and even the Queen Mother and others couldn't help but be a little curious, almost drooling after seeing it.
I saw Tang Sanbian flicking the hem of his robe, moving his mouth several times to start dubbing, then twisting his buttocks and sliding under his feet, looking like a zombie.
Aowu asked in a low voice: "Brother Sanzang, are you going to dance?"
Nishang and others shook their heads in confusion...
Then a string of unintelligible songs came out of his mouth, and he twisted his hips and jumped to the rhythm.
He was imitating a piece of Jackson's space dance. The more he danced, the more he became more and more stately. He was simply like Three Burial Jackson.
With an immortal body, it is natural to easily perform various actions that cannot hold down the coffin board and make Newton jump out.
His movements were full of mechanical feeling, his feet were sliding extremely smoothly, he held his hands on his hips and roared: "Billy, strangle Billy to death!"
The song ended, but there was no cheering as expected.
Where's the applause?
Where is the fairy flower?
What about hugs?
Looking up and looking around, I saw all the fairies covering their eyes shyly.
It's very pornographic, very violent, and too harsh on the eyes...
This avant-garde and open dance made the fairies blush and almost break their guard.
Fairy daughters and sisters, I am heartbroken...
Tang San was buried with his forehead raised. This generation gap was a bit deep, and the cultural trends of later generations had a great impact on the traditional fairies.
Another large social death scene appears!
The cultural dissemination of new ideological trends still has a long way to go!
In the end, it was the Queen Mother who took the lead in applauding, and everyone paused first and quickly followed suit.
Warm applause!
Good guy, it’s better not to applaud...
"It's embarrassing!"
Tang Sanbian hurriedly walked back to his seat when he heard Aowu whisper: "That guy named Billy is so pitiful, he was strangled to death."
Tang San was buried in a staggering state!
That night, Tang Sanzong finally got drunk. He fell drunk among the flowers and refused to wake up after being drunk for a long time!
Every fairy daughter came to propose a toast, and each of them had a glass of wine. It was impossible not to get drunk after the round.
Although he was drunk and unconscious, he still remembered clearly the execution of family laws, and it was not for nothing that he was fussy about Tang San's burial.
As for how the confused Tang San was spanked according to the family law, only the Queen Mother knew.
The next day, after Tang San sent Mei Niang back to Tangquan Palace, he comforted Mei Niang for a while and prepared to go back to seclusion.
Mei Niang grabbed him before he left and said resolutely: "Husband, after I die, I will be like the empress and help my husband share his burden!"
Tang San was stunned for a moment, and Mei Niang continued: "Although Mei Niang has no cultivation level, she can still carve a world for her husband in this world!"
Mei Niang was hit by the dimensionality reduction this time, and was shocked when she saw the Queen Mother's majestic and inviolable imperial aura.
In terms of appearance, she can't compare to the Queen Mother and Nishang, and in terms of cuteness, she can't compare to Ao Wu. Even Tian Yu is a fairy, no worse than her.
Immediately, I became determined not to admit defeat. Although I have no cultivation skills and don’t understand what my husband meant by destiny, I still want to do something for my husband.
Tang Santang touched his chin, good fellow, I showed Mei Niang this time. Has the Empress attribute been activated?
"Kiss Mei Niang, don't belittle yourself, you are the most unique, believe in yourself!"
"Yeah!" Mei Niang nodded fiercely!
After returning to Yaochi, she began to retreat. This time the Queen Mother brought back more skills and magical powers, and she needed to study them one by one.
The Great Escape of the Five Elements requires understanding the principles of the Five Elements, so let it go for the time being. The Nine Breaths Convincing Qi is an auxiliary to the magical power, so don’t rush it for a while.
As for the few spiritual grass ores obtained from the dark ruins, the chaotic rules contained in them are even more profound. He cannot explore them now. He can only study them after mastering one or two rules.
It just so happened that his golden body and Taoist body had already been completed, and he would soon be able to reach the ninth level by practicing the Nine-turn Yuan Gong. Tang Sanzhan first chose the Nine-turn Yuan Gong to start practicing.
As expected, he was so powerful that he broke through the first eight levels in one go and stopped at the ninth turn. What surprised him was that the effects of body training could really be superimposed.
Although it is not doubled, it has also increased by 30%. I am afraid that Erlang Shen is not as good as himself now.
Except for Daotong who didn't understand it from the technique, the magical powers of Fa Tian Xiang Di and Fetus Transformation were automatically derived.
With his level as a great Luo Immortal, he started to learn the magical power of fetal transformation after seeing it a few times.
Although it is still unable to change objects that are too different from the body shape, it can be easily done by changing the body shape and face at will.
Now that he had learned how to transform into a fetus and hide his face and aura, Tang Sanbian couldn't help but show off, thinking about where to go.
He has no acquaintances in the immortal world. Apart from Huaguo Mountain and Xihai Dragon Palace, he seems to have only the Jade Emperor.
That's right, it doesn't make sense not to wish the leaders a happy New Year this Chinese New Year. Although I don't know if this is popular in the immortal world, but the gesture must be done.
Otherwise, we will be labeled as leaderless.
Although his establishment belongs to Lingshan, privately the Jade Emperor is his boss.
And when the time comes, you will need to rely on the power of heaven to move around more and become familiar with each other. It will also be convenient to shake people around at that time.
There is an irreconcilable conflict between Zhao Gongming and Ran Deng from the Western religion. What's more important is that Sister Sanxiao is standing behind them. These are all ruthless people.
The Holy Mother of Turtle Spirit also fell into the hands of the Western Cult. As a direct disciple of Lingbao Great Heavenly Lord, if the leader has no temper, who will believe her?
These were already in his mind.
After finding the Queen Mother and telling her her thoughts, the Queen Mother said, "You want to cover up your appearance, didn't you tell me earlier?"
Then he took out a mask magic weapon and gave it to him, "No one can see through this mask unless the Great Heavenly Lord uses the magic weapon. You just wear it."
"Baby, why is this?"
"Don't expose your magical powers now, and be careful at all times."
Too!
Tang Sanfu took over the mask, casually took some specialties and spiritual fruits brought by the Dragon Palace, and flew towards the Nantian Gate on the clouds.
New Year greetings are just a thought, just let the other person know that you have this leader in your heart.
Besides, the old turtle and the Jade Emperor didn't pay him a salary, which was already very sincere!
Following the route in his memory towards the heaven, he met quite a few immortals along the way, although he didn't know them all.
It was not too late on the fifth day of the first lunar month, Tang San buried to comfort himself.
But before arriving at the Nantian Gate, I saw the Golden Armor God General setting up checkpoints and patrolling around halfway, and all the immortals who passed by were being interrogated.
What's going on?
Could it be that something big happened in heaven?
Tang San was startled and followed an immortal into the queue. He kept waiting and looked at the golden-armored general in the distance. The queue was really quite long.
The person in front of him was an old man who was full of immortality, energetic, with white hair and a childlike face. He was probably in the realm of a golden immortal, but he was a strange face that was not in his memory.
"This fellow Taoist is so polite!"
Tang San buried his head behind the immortal and said.
