Tang Sanzian almost laughed out loud. It turned out that the monkey was really a dwarf!
Of course, apart from being shorter, he is intelligent, lively and active, with a loud voice. His eyes are full of energy, just like ordinary people, and contain all kinds of emotions.
It was a far cry from the image he imagined in later generations, with a thin and narrow face, a protruding forehead, concave cheeks and a pointed mouth, a face full of hair, and protruding fangs.
I don’t know if it’s because of the smoke in Lao Jun’s pill furnace. His eyes are usually a little red, but he has an air of contempt for the world!
They are worthy of being born and raised by the essence of heaven and earth.
Perhaps from a monkey's perspective, he is a Monkey King.
Anyway, he didn't see the beauty in it at all. If you don't go out and scare people, it would be an eyesore to God.
"Well, get up!"
When Tang San helped the monkey up, he saw that the monkey bowed to Liu Boqin again, very politely.
"Thank you, big brother, for sending my master all the way!"
Liu Boqin didn't dare to accept the gift, so he hurriedly replied: "I don't dare, I should!"
After thanking Liu Boqin, he picked up his luggage, led his horse and waited, taking on the role very quickly.
It's just that Sun Houhou was Bi Mawen in Heaven, and this horse was an ordinary horse. When he saw him and walked over, he was so frightened that he trembled, his waist collapsed and his hooves softened.
When Liu Boqin saw that the divine monkey had followed the elder and became his apprentice, he congratulated him with great joy: "Congratulations to the elder for accepting such a powerful apprentice. This journey will be worry-free."
"I'm going back too!"
Tang San asked him to send a message to say hello to his family, and then he parted with Liu Boqin. Sun Monkey led the horse to follow him. Perhaps he had held it in for too long, and the monkey was now a talkative person.
"Master, my name is Sun Wukong!"
Tang San said: "I just want to give you a nickname. From now on, you will be called Sun Xingzhe!"
"Sun Xingzhe? What a good name. Thank you Master!"
"No, it's a punishment of punishment!"
"Sun Xingzhe? What does this mean, Master, it sounds a bit weird!"
"Because you will be the one who does big things in the future, oh, you are the monkey who does big things!"
Those who are punished will be punished. Monkeys don't care about so many things. They will be imprisoned for five hundred years. The world in the outer sect is changing rapidly, so you should quickly adapt to the new environment.
Otherwise, you will be out of touch with society and will be eliminated.
Such a motivated monkey!
It was so happy to hold the horse and talk to Tang Sanbian about the glory of the past and look forward to the future.
Tang San was coping with it, but he was worried about something in his heart.
The apprentice is here, but he is tied up again. Without being open and honest, he cannot reveal the true purpose of learning the scriptures.
This means that there are many things that cannot be done without letting go!
As the core of the Buddhist team and the core combat force, the monkey must be firmly in his hands.
But how to catch it?
He can feel that Sun Xingzhe's realm is at the peak of Taiyi Immortal, but the Tao embryo nourished by the essence of heaven and earth has the strength to fight beyond the level!
Now this monkey's strength is not much worse than him, and without the Gathering Immortal Flag, the magic weapon is half as good as him.
The Ruyi Golden Cudgel can be regarded as the best of acquired spiritual treasures. It was refined by Laojun, an equipment dealer in the Three Realms, using nine innate materials.
Speaking of magic weapons, Tang San was very angry.
Guanyin, this old woman, no, little sister, is still obsessed with his three tight hoops. I wanted to ask about it last time, but after what happened, I didn't dare to ask.
Of course, even if he was given a tightrope, he would not dare to use it on his own team.
What they want to do is to rebel with swords, go to Lingshan Mountain to destroy the Buddha, and use the Tathagata's magic weapon to restrain the disciples. Isn't that a big joke?
It vividly interprets the idiom of being trapped in a cocoon!
After all, there are two methods that can be used. One is to use emotions to influence, stir up hatred towards Tathagata, and induce the Buddhist scripture-seeking team to rebel.
This method is too risky. Although the monkey has been suppressed for five hundred years, there must be resentment in his heart.
But after all these years, does Monkey still have the courage to cause trouble in heaven?
Not to mention the canopy, he is a master who can fish in the desert.
Although I don’t know whether it is the Jade Emperor or a member of the Taoist sect, I will definitely not go into the water personally.
Well, the rolling curtain can be ruled out. After all, he is Wan Jin's person, but his strength is too weak, so he is destined to be a soy sauce.
Another method is to use the distraction brand to let a few people hand over the soul brand and cast their thoughts, so that life and death can depend on his thoughts.
But the monkey's legs and the canopy's legs are really hard to figure out.
What if I forcefully distract my soul and imprint it on my soul, and the master behind it finds out?
I don’t know who this monkey’s master Subhuti is, and I’m afraid even the monkey himself doesn’t know.
He had made some guesses about the origin of Subhuti. After all, there were only a few great masters, and they were proficient in the teachings of the three religions and mainly used Taoist and Xuanmen supernatural powers, so there were even fewer people who fit the bill.
But what if the guess is wrong?
This kind of matter is related to his entire net worth, the fate of Wan Jin, Ni Shang, and even Wu Meiniang, and cannot be taken lightly.
Thinking of this, Tang San's murderous intention suddenly arose in his heart. Splitting Buddhism and killing the Tathagata was a sure thing and could not be changed!
It is much less difficult than killing the Jade Emperor who has the power of heaven.
Anyone who dares to stop him is his enemy and will never hold back.
Since everyone is hiding behind and watching the fun, it might as well muddy the water a little bit.
Don't feel true love for prostitutes, don't sacrifice yourself for slogans. Be humble in front of leaders and muddy the waters when encountering problems. When you meet people, you should only speak seven percent of your words, but don't reveal the whole truth.
Workplace admonitions are equally applicable in this world of gods and demons.
Then force everyone to show their cards!
Tang Sanzian's heart suddenly brightened up. Since the plan to retrieve the scriptures had just started now, his biggest trump card was his special status as a scripture seeker.
Turn over the table...
Everyone ends!
The two Great Heavenly Lords of the Western Sect will never allow anyone to destroy the missionary plan in the East. As long as he and the Jade Emperor keep the secret, he can freely develop it.
The script cannot be rewritten, so just insert plots within the framework of the script!
This matter needs to be discussed with Wan Jin, um...
It's best to drag the old turtle like the Jade Emperor into the water. I can't be the only one doing the work. You can hug the fairy and thunder every day!
Just as Tang San was worrying about it, Sun Xingzhe shouted, "My clothes are here, Master, please wait a moment!"
Tang Sanzian raised his head and looked around, and found that he had already passed the Liangjie Mountain, and met a big insect on the road, roaring and cutting its tail.
Sun Xingzhe threw down his baggage, took out the golden hoop from his ear, and said with a smile, "Come out, my dear! I haven't eaten meat for five hundred years, and the stick is about to get rusty!"
Huh? There's something wrong with you...
Tang Sanzong smacked his lips, pondering what the monkey said.
I suspect you were driving, but I have no proof.
I saw the monkey jumping over and shouted, "You beast, you dare to run away!"
The big insect immediately lay on the spot and trembled. When the stick was struck, its brains exploded and it could no longer die.
I have to say that the ecological environment during the Tang Dynasty was really good, and we encountered several tigers in these dozens of miles.
Let the monkey save the whip later and go back to make wine.
Um...what did you say?
Fart, how could I, the mighty Luo Jinxian, not be able to do this?
Insulting people’s innocence out of thin air!
I am a remaining monk in my tenth life, so I have a solid foundation.
Do you understand being prepared?
I, Tang Sanbian, am destined to marry many fairies, tall and strange men, so I must take good care of them in advance.
The landlord's family doesn't have any food left...
Hey, what am I talking about with you singles without wives?
