"Your Majesty, if my guess is correct, the Dragon King of Jinghe will sue Your Majesty in the underworld this time, and the underworld will definitely send soul arresters to invite your majesty and his party."
"Hiccup..."
The king of Tang Dynasty was intoxicated by the delicious taste of flat peaches, and was so horrified by Tang San's words that he even swallowed the peach core.
"Ahem, cough, cough... Royal brother, is it impossible for me to escape this fate?"
When the ministers in the court heard the words, they were also trembling with fear, and the air solidified.
Tang Sanbian chuckled, "It doesn't matter, my brother is here, I will ensure that your majesty will be fine!"
"Please ask my younger brother to teach me!"
"I hope the holy monk can relieve His Majesty from his danger!"
Tang San's funeral stood with his head held high, his white monk's robe slightly moving, "Opportunities and opportunities are crises and fate. Misfortunes are where blessings depend on, and blessings are where misfortunes lie."
"As long as it's handled properly, it's not a bad thing!"
"My brother will accompany your majesty and enter the underworld together to fight for your majesty's chance of survival."
"Your Majesty has now taken the spiritual food flat peach. If done properly, it might be possible to extend your Majesty's life for decades!"
"My dear brother..."
Taizong was moved in his heart, his eyes were slightly red, he held Tang Sanzang's arms with both hands and said kindly: "My younger brother treats me like a brother, I am really touched in my heart..."
Damn it?
If we don't mention this, we can still be friends!
It would be unlucky to be your brother. Jiancheng and Yuanji are still down there waiting for you to settle accounts...
"hehe!"
Tang Sanbian smiled awkwardly!
At this time, Prime Minister Wei Zheng spoke again, "Your Majesty, I can write a letter and take it to the Ming Division and hand it over to Cui Jue, the judge of Fengdu. Your Majesty will be taken care of."
"Who is Cui Jue?" Taizong asked.
"Cui Jue was a former minister of the late emperor. He served as the magistrate of Cizhou and was later promoted to Minister of Rites. He and I were close friends for eight years."
"Now he is the judge of Liu Cao in the Yin Division who is in charge of the records of life and death. He often meets me in his dreams to reminisce about the past. When he sees my letter, he will probably release your majesty and return him to the sun."
Tang Sanbian almost jumped.
Are you from Dunhuang? You have the most murals!
This guy is jumping sideways repeatedly on the verge of death!
Taizong looked at Tang San's burial.
Tang San said with a smile: "It turns out that Prime Minister Wei has a clever plan, so there is no need for the poor monk to be troublesome!"
You you on the line!
"Well……"
Wei Zheng was speechless and stayed where he was.
Taizong glared at Wei Zheng, turned around and said, "I still need my younger brother to accompany me for this matter. I think there are many vicious people in the underworld, and I feel scared when I think about it."
Tang San said with a smile: "In that case, I will accompany Your Majesty to go through this journey in person."
"The letter that Prime Minister Wei said is also ready. This trip to the underworld must be prepared!"
In the end, Tang Sanbian decided to sell face to Wei Zheng.
Why is it so difficult to beat workers? It’s so difficult to beat workers...
Wei Zheng glanced at him gratefully, raised his hands and said, "What the holy monk said is very reasonable. I should do my best to dissuade Judge Cui and ask him to cooperate with the holy monk!"
In this way, King Tang finally felt at ease. After taking a flat peach into his stomach, all his discomfort was gone, and his body gradually recovered.
In memory of Qin Shubao and Yuchi Gong's hard work day and night, they ordered people to use peach symbols to depict the figures of the two fierce generals and hang them at the entrance of the palace to ward off evil spirits.
Unexpectedly, the people followed suit, and the two brothers Shen Tu and Yu Lei were laid off inexplicably...
It’s too curly!
The door god who had worked for his whole life was killed by two military generals across industries...
While the king of Tang Dynasty was waiting anxiously for the seducer to come to his door every day, Guanyin also came all the way from the west with Mu Zha.
That day, when we arrived at the boundary of the Liusha River, we saw only three thousand weak waters, with goose feathers unable to float and reeds sinking to the bottom.
Avalokitesvara was talking to Muzha: "Look at these three thousand weak waters, how can the mortal body of the scripture seeker be able to cross them?"
I saw the general who had been demoted to the lower world, the roller-shutter general, jumped out of the river. He had red hair and a red beard, a green face and a black body, and intertwined canine teeth. He had a dark visual rock style.
A few days ago, Zhuan Lian received a message from the Queen Mother, saying that the scripture collection plan had been launched, and that he should join the scripture collection team no matter what, and take good care of Tang San's burial.
There was no way, there were too many monsters on this road and the competition was too fierce. In order to leave a deep impression on Guanyin, I even risked my life.
Without saying a word, Zhizhang hit without thinking, but Mu Zha caught him and the two fought together.
Guanyin watched for a long time and nodded secretly. His strength was acceptable, but his appearance was too eye-catching.
Those who are similar in strength to him are not as eye-catching as him; those who are more visual than him are not as capable as him.
The learning team needs such an iconic look!
Anyone who looks at it will know that this is a Buddhist scripture-seeking team from the Eastern Tang Dynasty, and they should quickly look for trouble.
In a team, there are many handsome and weird monsters, and there is always a monster suitable for the journey!
It can be seen from this that when recruiting for jobs in the future, everyone should try to put more effort into their appearance. This is an era where looks matter!
It is also an era of innovation!
Either handsome or weird, just listen to me!
The two of them had a great fight, and it was a 50-50 fight!
Rolling curtains realized that they were almost done, so they would pass the performance again, and shouted angrily: "Where did the monk come from who is so ferocious?"
Mu Zha scolded: "Keep your eyes open, I am Mu Zha, the second prince of the Heavenly King of Tota. I will accompany my master to the Eastern Tang Dynasty to find the Buddhist scripture collector."
“Where did you come from, an ugly monster, how dare you be so rude?”
"Oh, it turns out to be Hui'an Walker. Didn't I hear that you practice Taoism at the Nanhai Guanyin Dojo? Where is your master?"
"Isn't that right?"
Guanyin made some gestures, rolled up the curtain and bowed her head, "It turns out to be Guanyin Bodhisattva, don't be weird, don't be weird!"
"Who are you and why do you live here?"
"I was originally the general of the Heavenly Court, Luan Yu, who rolled the curtains. I accidentally broke a glass cup at the Pantao Society and was beaten eight hundred times by the Jade Emperor. I was demoted to the lower world and was pierced by flying swords every seven days. I was really annoyed."
"I had no choice but to go out and find some blood food to eat, but I was blind and bumped into the venerable one."
Avalokitesvara pinched an orchid and pointed at it: "You dare to kill a living being when you are facing sin, and your sin is extremely heinous!"
"According to the Tathagata's decree, I went to the Tang Dynasty to find the Buddhist scripture seeker. Why don't you come into my door, take refuge in the good fruit, become the disciple of the Buddhist scripture seeker, and protect him to complete his great mission of seeking scriptures?"
"What do you think when the time comes when the officer who has accomplished the crime will be able to return to his duties?"
The rolling curtain is overjoyed, it’s done!
"I am willing to take refuge!"
"In that case, I will take this Liusha River as my surname and give you the Dharma name Wujing. Let's call you Sha Wujing!"
"Thank you Bodhisattva!"
"I will relieve you of the pain of flying swords, and you will wait here for the Buddhist scripture seeker!"
"Yes, Bodhisattva!"
"Bodhisattva, my Liusha River has killed several Buddhist monks year after year. It is very strange to say that everything in this Liusha River sinks to the bottom, and only the head of the Buddhist monks floats."
"I thought it was interesting, so I linked up and asked the Bodhisattva and the monk to step on. I will send you two across the river right now!"
"Very good, you can keep this head and help the pilgrim to cross the river in the future!"
Guanyin is in a very good mood. This Sha Wujing is a wise man. He doesn't need to force himself to have a destiny, and he will have a destiny!
very nice!
Saves a tight hoop.
As expected of me, the great mercy and compassion, rescuing the suffering!
The divine charisma is overwhelming.
Leaving the Liusha River boundary, Guanyin and Muzha continued to fly in the clouds at low altitude, looking for the tool man.
Walking to the foot of a big mountain, I noticed that the evil atmosphere was spreading and evil winds were blowing everywhere.
"Master, there is a demonic aura. I suggest you take a detour!"
As soon as he finished speaking, another pig-headed man with fangs like swords, a body covered with bristles, and a pig-brained belly carried a nine-tooth rake and started to work without saying a word.
The corner of Guanyin's mouth twitched, that's a good suggestion, don't suggest it next time!
He was caught again by Mu Zha.
The two are evenly matched...
