"Are you someone from outside that world?"
Chen Jiangliu couldn't help but wonder, is there something alien written on my face?
Everyone can see where they are coming from, so why not take it from their own experience?
"Exactly..."
Only then did he look at the Queen Mother of Yaochi. When their eyes met, Chen Jiangliu's heart twitched. She was so beautiful!
It's so breathtakingly beautiful, it's like time has stood still.
I thought that the Queen Mother of Yaochi was a middle-aged woman, but she turned out to be a very bright and beautiful young woman in her thirties.
The dimple smiles with spring peaches, the clouds pile up in green buns; the lips bloom with cherry blossoms, the pomegranate teeth are fragrant, the words are not spoken, and the breath is like a quiet orchid.
Coupled with the graceful and luxurious aura of a queen, Chen Jiangliu couldn't help but be stunned.
The Queen Mother did not expect Jin Chanzi's reincarnation to be so handsome. She was stunned on the spot, with her two heads less than one foot apart.
The temperature rose, and a hint of charm rose from the hearts of the two of them.
Suddenly, the Queen Mother seemed to sense something from his body, her body shook slightly, and a blush flashed across her face.
"I see, I understand!"
The Queen Mother of Yaochi let go of his chin, as if she had something on her mind that she couldn't decide, and was hesitant.
"I wonder what your Majesty wants?"
The Queen Mother pondered for a long time, "What are the benefits of cooperating with you?"
No, you are a family, what do you think is the benefit?
Isn't it because labor and management are running around for you, fighting life and death, to get a Chang'e? Are you still not satisfied that all the benefits of the joint venture have been taken advantage of by you two?
Chen Jiangliu laughed and said, "Of course there are many benefits. When the time comes, your majesty will be in charge of heaven, and the empress will be in charge of Buddhism. For thousands of years, they will unify the world, bah, the three realms!"
"Haha... That is his heaven, not mine. Why should I be in charge of Buddhism for him?"
You ask me, who should I ask?
Chen Jiangliu suddenly felt that the couple was seriously ill.
Why give up treatment?
Is it because Laojun's elixir doesn't work well?
The Queen Mother suddenly changed her tone, "You can cooperate with me, but you have to agree to one condition!"
"As long as it can be done, the poor monk will naturally agree!"
The Queen Mother of Yaochi looked at him steadily and said slowly: "From now on, you will be mine!"
These two people are weird. Are they trying to instigate him to become her undercover agent again?
Is it so obvious that I am rebellious?
A rebellious person, a slave with three surnames?
Chen Jiangliu thought about it for a while. The Jade Emperor was obviously unreliable. It would be good to have another backer. At least they could restrain each other. Do you want to agree?
The problem is that we still have to get some flat peaches from the Queen Mother, so why not just agree to it.
It's much more pleasing to the eye than the Jade Emperor's old turtle. Who calls himself a handsome dog?
Isn't he just an undercover agent? Mada, the second and fifth son!
"Okay, I wonder what the empress needs the young monk to do?"
The Queen Mother smiled, and the flowers eclipsed her, "If you're not busy, what do you think of my appearance?"
Chen Jiangliu almost had his heart broken, but he stabilized his mind, looked at his mouth and nose, and looked at his heart with his nose, and said: "The beauty of the empress is peerless, this young monk has never seen her before!"
"No painting can describe the elegance, no flowers can compare with the beauty!"
"You are such a smooth-tongued monk. Sit down. I have something else to ask you!"
The Queen Mother's attitude toward him seemed to suddenly improve, which made him feel flattered.
"I see that you used the Nine Turns of the Universe Pill to restore your cultivation and hit the Daluo realm. However, you were stuck when you reached the peak of Taiyi Immortal. The power of the medicine is stored in the Dantian."
"Your Majesty, I am aware that this young monk is here for one more thing. He wants to ask for some spiritual objects, flat peaches, from your Majesty, so that he can reach his realm!"
"What's so hard about this?"
The Queen Mother waved her hand, and a flat peach with purple lines and a core exuding bursts of spiritual power jumped out of her hand.
"Since you are mine, I will not be stingy. This is a flat peach that ripens only once in nine thousand years. After taking it, you will live as long as the heaven and the earth, and the sun and the moon will have the same age."
"It's a pity that five hundred years ago, all the flat peaches that bear fruit once in nine thousand years were destroyed by a demon fairy, and I don't have much left here."
Chen Jiangliu originally wanted to ask for two coins for the King of Tang, but he shut up when he heard this.
Five hundred years ago?
Monkey Sun makes a big fuss about the peach party?
So the learning plan is about to begin!
"Thank you for the reward, Your Majesty!"
I have to say that this landlady is much more generous than the Jade Emperor, and she is also good as a backstage person.
The Queen Mother smiled and said: "The spiritual power in the flat peach is amazing, just take it here, and I can help you take care of it!"
Chen Jiangliu took the peach and accidentally touched the palm of the Queen Mother's hand. He felt a bone-breaking coldness eroding his whole body, like falling into an ice cellar.
A blush appeared on the Queen Mother's face again, as if she was trying her best to suppress something, and she groaned in pain.
"Mother, are you okay?"
"It doesn't matter, you take care of it yourself!"
That's right, everyone is a great heavenly being, why should I have to worry about my little Taiyi Immortal?
Smelling the sweet taste of the flat peach, Chen Jiangliu took a bite.
Ah...I'm going to die!
Chen Jiangliu swore that he had never eaten anything so delicious. The satisfaction of his taste buds was beyond imagination.
I was so immersed in the delicious food that I didn't even know when I finished eating, I just felt the fire rising inside my body again.
The fire of ignorance arises!
But he didn't know that the Queen Mother of Yaochi looked at him with a complicated expression and said softly: "That's it, this fateful disaster will eventually fall on this person."
"Fortunately, your appearance is very popular with me. I hope I'm not wrong about you!"
Chen Jiangliu felt himself burning, like the legendary fire of ignorance, incinerating his soul.
Having lost the ability to think long ago, he instinctively tore his robes and pressed them to the ground to absorb the faint coldness.
Suddenly, a piece of ten-thousand-year-old ice appeared in his arms, which made him feel extremely comfortable. His instinct made him hug the ice tightly, wanting to melt it into it.
"Water...water..."
The fragrance lingers on your lips and teeth, and a trace of clear spring enters your mouth, refreshing your heart and mind.
In a daze, I only felt that my tentacles were soft, as if I was trapped in a cotton bush, and I couldn't exert any strength.
Then one wave after another came, taking away the flames in the body.
The collision of black ice and flames!
Although each wave made him extremely weak, he felt extremely refreshed mentally, and the heat in his body was also swept away.
There was a faint murmur in the drowsiness, and it seemed like lingering words of love. After an unknown amount of time, it finally stopped.
"Well……"
Chen Jiangliu finally woke up and saw himself lying on a big bed.
There was actually an extra person next to him, slightly panting.
boom……
My brain is buzzing and my mind is blank!
He must be dazzled!
He actually saw the Yaochi Golden Mother next to him, looking at him with the same complicated expression.
The spring warmth that has not yet dissipated on his face says it all.
Did he get together with the Jade Emperor's woman?
Bah, am I being tricked...
A wisp of tears flashed from the corner of his eyes. The dignified holy monk, Taiyi Golden Immortal, was actually raped by someone!
Damn charm!
"I……"
"Don't worry, I will be responsible!"
One sentence made Taiyi Golden Immortal Chen Jiangliu break his guard...
The tears flow faster!
Suddenly, the Queen Mother's face turned cold. She grabbed a piece of fairy gauze to protect the surrounding scenery. At the same time, fairy mist rose up to wrap around the two of them, and she looked sideways at the head of the bed.
"Get out!"
"Tsk, I'll help you find the golden body of the ninth perfect Taoist body and relieve you of your innate Xuan Yin misfortune. It's okay not to be grateful. This attitude is so chilling!"
"There is still a saying in this world, a couple will be grateful for a hundred days, hahaha..."
Chen Jiangliu's whole body went cold when he heard this voice, and a chill rose from his spine. He was tricked by the Jade Emperor again, and he was caught and raped in bed...
If you steal the Jade Emperor's wife, you will definitely die wonderfully, right?
It’s worth it too!
Chen Jiangliu wanted to prop up his body, but found that he had no strength at all, and then realized that his body had lost a lot of weight.
Being hollowed out...
"Chen Xuanzang, you really didn't disappoint me!"
The Jade Emperor walked over to him with a smile and said, "Do you still remember what I said?"
Chen Jiangliu simply looked away. The most he could do was die. But which sentence?
After recalling his conversation with the Jade Emperor, he was stunned and asked (shuì) to obey the Queen Mother?
Are you calling me pajamas?