Uncle Shuai regrets his mistake.
He shouldn't have done anything, but he shouldn't have peeked at "The Avenue of Heaven and Earth" while his son was doing homework, and because of the bizarre description of the Battle of the Wolf King, he quickly shouted, "Is the author crazy?"
Now he is being targeted by his son who is deeply poisoned by Internet articles.
"Yuan Chengrui! Are you secretly reading online novels? You told me not to read them! You are secretly reading them yourself!"
"Nonsense, I'm reading serious documentary novels..."
"Then what phone are you hiding!"
"...Tch. Yuan Tianzheng, study hard from me!"
"I don't!! I want to tell mom! You didn't set an example yourself! Why should you care about me!"
"You bastard, if you weren't afraid of disturbing your mother's rest, I would have @￥#%#%..."
Finally, the father and son finally reached the first version of the truce agreement.
Uncle Shuai allows Yuan Tianzheng's children to read novels, but he must read them at the same pace as him, so that when he sees content with incorrect views, he can immediately educate his son.
According to the agreement, the child Yuan Tianzheng honorably became the first underage member of the "Routine Plot Research Group".
Although in the chat group, there are a group of weird aunties and squirrels who shout and yell like "wow", "cute", "popular photo", "ouch" and "kid" when they see him.
But seeing that Yuan Chengrui, a bastard, could be beaten to the point of being speechless, kid Yuan Tianzheng felt very happy.
However, he hasn't read many online articles, and he still can't feel the routine of "The Avenue of Heaven and Earth".
By the way, where has "The Avenue of Heaven and Earth" been updated recently?
He secretly clicked on his phone to review the past and learn about the new.
Well, that's right. The protagonist makes a plan in Shenlong Academy and goes to Rukawa alone to practice.
First, at the edge of Rukawa River, in order to save an innocent girl who was in danger, she met a local simple man from the Cave Realm to rescue her. She formed a deep friendship with him and learned about some of the conditions in the Rukawa area.
After the two separated, the protagonist encountered a group of people while exploring the Rukawa Forest Area. He seemed to be mistaken, and the story turned into an inexplicable pursuit and escape battle.
When the protagonist is in danger, he sacrifices his life and seriously injures the enemy. He falls off the cliff and falls into the rapids. His life or death is uncertain...
Oh, according to Uncle Pigeon, ah, by the way, he asked himself to call him brother. Brother Da Lao Ge (why is this even weirder) said that if the main character jumps off a cliff and his life or death is uncertain, then he must be jumping around and having adventures, and he might even have an affair.
Although after saying this, Da Laoge was violently beaten online by Yuan Chengrui and Yuan Laothief.
However, the development of the story did not change for the old thief Yuan.
As expected, the protagonist Ling Linhan was rescued by a beautiful woman and brought to Anqi Village, the largest village downstream of the river.
Therefore, the beautiful sister's personal care made the adolescent boy, who had never tasted the fruits of love, begin to feel the love of love. As time went by, the two fell in love and made a private life.
While watching this, he heard Old Thief Yuan yelling: This is puppy love, and underage marriage is against the law!
The protagonist's road to love is destined to be bumpy, and the two's hand in hand encounters many obstacles.
But in the end, the protagonist went through all kinds of hardships and overcame many difficulties, and finally got the recognition of the village owner and everyone in the village, and made a marriage contract with the beautiful sister.
Although there was some content in the middle that he couldn't understand because the protagonist was a "high priest candidate" and was being "hunted", but that wasn't important!
Of course, most of the members in the chat group seemed not to be optimistic about this relationship, saying that the protagonist could not stay in Rukawa forever.
But he really likes the role of Lou Yueniang. As long as the gentle and beautiful sister can marry the one he loves, it doesn’t matter anything else!
However, there have been some twists and turns in the development of the plot recently. An accident happened to the people who went hunting in Anqi Village. The Thousand Poison Spider King suddenly appeared and abducted an important candidate for a certain event in the village.
The protagonist's cultivation has regressed due to injury and he has not yet recovered. He is unable to deal with the Spider King for a while. He has no choice but to write to the elder brother he met in Rukawa for help and invite him to attend his wedding banquet.
But……
There seems to be a big difference between the eldest brother "Yao Lin" whom he met in Ruchuan and the image of a simple and rough guy that he had imagined after watching the plot before.
…
So, how did things develop to this point?
Ling Linhan thought.
"Hey! I heard Hanlin mention you before! I thought you would be a strong man, but I didn't expect you, Yaolin, to be so handsome!"
"Oh, I think this brother is complimenting me! Don't tell me, girls really like this face, and it brings me a lot of trouble!"
"Hahahahahahaha, you are so unkind! If this is a worry, it is also a happy worry! Others don't have it!"
"Hahahaha, then I will punish myself with three drinks! I will punish myself with three drinks!"
"A cup is nothing, let's have a bowl! A big bowl! Let me drink with you!"
"Then what else is there to bring? This jar is dry! Come on!"
"Refreshing! Go alone! Do it!!"
Ling Linhan stood aside with eyes wide open, watching Lou Chuanyang and Ling Yao sitting on the earthen roofs that could be seen everywhere in the village, drinking wine arm in arm.
Who has stayed in the Liuchuan Forest Area for three years?
Who is so familiar with Anqizhai? !
He has never drunk like this with Brother Yueniang!
"Hey! When I rescued this kid, he was very naughty. I even advised him to turn back and don't go into the forest, otherwise he might lose his life!
"I never dreamed at that time! Not only did this kid not listen to advice, eh! He was doing well, and he actually wanted to get married!!
"Hahahaha, I feel relieved when I see him following my brother in your Anqizhai!"
Ling Yao drank a bottle of wine, his face was red, his mouth was full of alcohol, and he looked like he was not sober, so he started to talk to Lou Chuanyang,
"I'm telling you! Don't look at how kind-hearted and honest this little brother of mine is... his peach blossoms are flourishing!
"If I hadn't seen him heroically saving a beauty, we wouldn't have known each other yet! Brother, you have to watch out for your sister! That beauty is so beautiful! Maybe one day Hanlin will be with you His soul has been taken away!"
Lou Chuanyang was also drunk and started talking:
"Hahahaha! The peach blossoms are prosperous, which shows that my Yueniang has a good vision! She has the upper hand!
"Originally, dad didn't agree. What can I say? Our Yueniang has already been engaged to the village next door.
"I get angry when I talk about this! Isn't it because at that time, a fifth-level nine-headed beast jumped out and made our village uneasy? But it happened to be time to pay tribute. There was no reserve in the village, so we had to find Their Naxi village asks for help!
"In the end, they actually took advantage of us and asked our Yueniang to marry the youngest son of their village leader before they would take action. But that guy is a bastard! He married more wives than he could count with a slap! Yueniang married her and pointed out You might as well be ruined!"
"Dad was the same at that time. He really wanted Yueniang to beg for mercy. He even lied to me about the fact that they were in love and told me not to interfere. Damn it! Although our Anqizhai is not big, we didn't sell our daughter for peace. The truth!
"Fortunately, Hanlin boy is here. It didn't take much effort, and he led our people to kill the nine-headed beast! The problem of tribute was also solved easily, Yueniang was saved, and dad was speechless. !
"Hahaha, this is a good boy! I can rest assured if I leave Yueniang to him! He wouldn't even dare to betray my Yueniang!"
"No! That's my brother Yaolin! Having such a brother, I have accumulated so many blessings in my previous life! Others can't envy me! Hahahaha, celebrate! Let's go!"
"That's my brother-in-law too! Come on! Let's go! Do it!"
Then as soon as the two drunkards touched the jar, they all gave Ling Linhan a thumbs up, praising him as being unique in the world and making Ling Linhan blush so hard that he wanted to dig a hole and bury himself.
But Ling Linhan didn't dare to run far, for fear that Ling Yao would get drunk and expose both of them.
Not only was Ling Yao kicked out, but he himself probably had to finish the game.
Therefore, he had no choice but to squat aside with his face covered, listening to the two eldest brothers chatting about everything from their several relationships to the crotchless pants they had worn for several years when they were children. The topics jumped left and right without any logic.
Of course, he has grown a lot over the years, and gradually he also sensed something was wrong.
Although Lou Chuanyang drank happily with "Yao Lin", he still looked like he couldn't stop talking. He told him everything about the village, as if he was tearing his heart out and hating "Yao Lin". See you soon.
But if you really want to talk about it, these things Lou Chuanyang said are all on the surface, and you can understand them by just asking around in the village.
On the contrary, he used these things to get close to Ling Yao, and often made insinuations about "Yao Lin"'s past.
For example, how did "Yao Lin" and "Han Hanlin" know each other, and whether the specific situation is consistent with what Ling Linhan said before;
Another example is where "Yao Lin" was from Liuchuan in the past, what was his past like, why did he appear at the border of Liuchuan, and why did he have the pseudonym "Ling Yao".
No matter how big or small, everything is covered.
In the final analysis, although Lou Chuanyang is bold, he is a cautious and calculating person. Even with "Han Hanlin" as his future brother-in-law as a guarantee, he did not completely trust "Yao Lin" as an "outsider".
After listening carefully, Ling Linhan even broke out in a cold sweat, fearing that Ling Yao would say that he was talking nonsense, that he would not be able to connect the logic, or that he would say something that was contrary to what he had said before.
No matter how good Ling Yao was at making it up, it was still false but could not be true. How could the story made up on the spot not be wrong at all?
However, after a while, he found that his worries were really in vain.
This made-up story inevitably has some loopholes and contradictions, but why can’t a certain salty fish pretend to be drunk?
With a drunken look, he was holding Lou Chuanyang's arm and burping from wine. As he was talking, he suddenly started singing. His words sounded like a human being and a half ghost, and the words he said did not match the words at the end.
--What? What Han Hanlin saved back then was a beautiful flower-gathering girl? impossible! That's obviously a man! Is that called handsome? ah? Boy Hanlin said it was a girl? That's impossible. Maybe he got drunk and told you nonsense one day!
--What? Have the Yao family never heard of Yao Lin? Well, my mother eloped with someone else when she was young, and was caught by the Yao family only to find out she was pregnant. Those ruthless people from the Yao family want to kill me! It was my mother who finally saved me. She told me that I would make a name for myself in the future and that it would be recorded in the family tree! Unexpectedly, before I could show off my appearance outside, my mother would leave first! Then why should I go back to Yao's house? Oh, my miserable mother...
--ah? Never heard that the pseudonym Ling Yao sounds like a surname from the southeast region? That's not the case! Back then, I was a member of the Changling Sword Sect incognito. I still have two sets of sword skills that I can show you. I definitely have the demeanor of a master of the Sword Sect! It's a pity that the good times didn't last long. Those idiots in Jianmen just look down on us Rukawa people! I have been working as a doorman for more than ten years! The woman from Jianmen also looked down upon others! As if he and I were in love, he turned around and threw himself into the arms of the inner disciple! I feel so uncomfortable! ! I will never find a woman again in my life!
--genius? What’s the use of genius! It was only after I left Jianmen that I had an adventure! If this adventure had come ten years earlier, my mother would not have died so miserably! I won’t be hurt by a woman either! Wuwuwu, my life is miserable... Hiccup, Brother Lou, you are still good, you can still comfort me, Wuwuwu...
Ling Linhan:? ? ?
If he hadn't known who Ling Yao was, he would have almost thought that he had a "misfortunate fate, a prodigal son and a heartbroken man in the world", "I was born with love, but I was often hurt by love. From now on, I have no intention of spending time and am just a loveless person"... ...the poor man is really Ling Yao and Ben Yao!
When you were a kid, you often made up stories to entertain your children, right?
But it was good this time. Every time he asked a question, it was nonsense, and every time he asked it, he was miserable. Lou Chuanyang did not dare to ask any more questions, lest he be suspected of deliberately mentioning someone's sad things.
Moreover, they all say that they tell the truth after drinking. Lou Chuanyang believed at least eight percent of the words that Ling Yao said while drunk. The remaining two suspicions were also forgotten by Ling Yao in his crying and acting drunken state. went.
In the end, Lou Chuanyang couldn't bear it anymore, so he had to call Ling Linhan over with an embarrassed look on his face, helped Ling Yao back to the room to rest, and told him to take good care of the guests, and set off to fight the Thousand Poison Spider King in a few days.
Then he left in despair.
Ling Linhan looked at Ling Yao, who smelled of alcohol, and not only sighed:
A man’s mouth is a liar! High, really high!
but……
"Hey... you have really been dumped by a woman. You are crying like this..."
Ling Yao's whole body hung on Ling Linhan's body, his eyes blurred with drunkenness:
"Really...really..."
Then he slapped Ling Linhan on the back of the head.
"What the hell! I can still be dumped with this face, but you kid will never find a woman in your life!
"I'm so tired of chatting with smart people. It's better to be fooled by a little fool like you... Hurry... Send me back to the house to sleep!"
Ling Linhan: ...You are really full of nonsense! !
Give me back what little sympathy I have for you! ! !
