"Are you talking to me?" Although it is strange that a dog can talk, it is not beyond Xu Qian's cognitive scope, but he has not encountered it yet.
"Of course it's me, otherwise who do you think it is?" The black dog sat on the ground like a human, crossed his paws on his chest, and looked at Xu Qian like a fool.
"Is this the joke you asked me to tell?" Xu Qian had been telling jokes and stuff for a few days. He was full of resentment. Now that he had found the right person, he had to vent his anger first, no matter what.
"You still have the nerve to tell your jokes? None of them were funny. I fell asleep listening to them."
Upon hearing this, Xu Qian's blood almost spurted out. I've told you so many jokes, even if they're not funny, you won't fall asleep listening to them. Are you deliberately disgusting me?
"How could it not be funny? I think it's quite funny. You must be laughing so hard that your stomach hurts, and you're just pretending that it's not funny."
"You think it's funny? Your point of laughter is too low."
"My smile point is low? My smile point is low?" Xu Qian pointed at himself. If he had a beard, his beard would definitely be crooked with anger. I didn't let out my anger before, but now I am full of anger again.
No, since I could enter, this black dog must have found it funny. But I didn’t do anything just now!
"Forget it, I won't argue with you anymore. Let me ask you, why did you let me in?"
"Those people just now, hahaha, that person fell down and took off the girl's skirt, hahaha, his hair fell out, and one person pulled the wrong hand..." Black Dog said, thinking of those things I couldn't help laughing at the scene.
That's it? Is this funny? Xu Qian was confused. Who was laughing so hard?
The black dog stopped laughing and rolled directly to the ground, rolling on the ground while laughing. Xu Qian couldn't help but laugh a little when he saw it like this.
The black dog finally stopped, and Xu Qian asked, "Do you know Yu Youtang? Did he come in before?"
"Of course I know him. He came in before, but he just met me."
"Did you also let him make you laugh? How did he succeed? Also, what do you mean by only seeing you?" Xu Qian figured out the reason that made the black dog laugh in the end, and it had nothing to do with him. This was considered unacceptable. It was a big blow.
"He, he wasn't as fast as you. It took him a long time. In the end, he fell down and sat on a pile of cow dung..." The black dog actually laughed again when he said this.
Xu Qian was extremely helpless. The black dog's laughter point was not low, but weird. And once it remembered something that it found funny, it would laugh and roll around again. At this time, the black dog didn't care about anything, and what to say, I can only wait until it stops laughing.
"If you can make me laugh, you have fulfilled my requirements, so you can see me. But if you want to see my companions, you have to meet their requirements."
"Your companion? Do you have any companions? Are they here too?"
"It's right here, but I won't see you now."
"Why do I want to see them? There is no benefit to seeing them." Xu Qian looked proud. In fact, he wanted to ask what the reason was. This scroll is so magical, so it must be able to get some benefits.
"Yo!" The black dog didn't seem to expect Xu Qian to be so tough. Who among the people he had met over the years didn't have a humble and nodding attitude?
"Forget it, since you are already here, I, Lao Hei, will give you a meeting gift."
As soon as Xu Qian heard that there was a gift to be received, he immediately became interested. But after staring at the black dog for a while, he didn't even move.
"Where's the meeting ceremony?"
"Already given to you."
"Where?"
Black Dog said disdainfully: "You kid, why are you so stupid? Your spiritual consciousness can come in, but you still don't know how to use it?"
"Spiritual consciousness?" After Black Dog reminded him, he realized that only his spiritual consciousness had entered this space at this moment, not his physical body.
"Can my spiritual consciousness enter at any time in the future?"
Black Dog nodded, thinking that Xu Qian was not much smarter than Yu Youtang.
"You have passed my test, and you can enter the picture scroll with your spiritual consciousness at any time in the future. This is the meeting gift I give you. As for how to use it and how it will help you, that is your own business." After that, Black Dog Turn around and leave.
"By the way, the next test is Xiong Er. Its requirement is to see your cultivation speed. If your speed satisfies it, it will come out to see you, and it will also give you a meeting gift. "
Bear Two? Isn't that a big bear?
"What is its greeting gift? Can you tell me now?" Xu Qian felt that this black dog was extremely unreliable. He was worried that Xiong Er was also the same.
"You will know then. Go back quickly, otherwise you will be beaten to death." Black Dog suddenly remembered something, "By the way, don't think that you don't need to make me laugh in the future. On the contrary, you still need to No matter how hard you try, those jokes won’t work.”
"Wait a minute... I'll just ask the last question, has Yu Youtang seen Xiong Er?" The black dog had already walked away, and Xu Qian shouted at the top of his lungs.
"Him? No, he just met me..."
"Xu Qian! What's wrong with you? Are you scared out of your mind?" Lin Qiaoni shook Xu Qian's body, looking extremely anxious. In this emergency situation, if something happens to Xu Qian, the only thing she can do is to quit the game.
"Pah!" A loud slap hit Xu Qian's face directly.
"Ouch, who hit me?" Xu Qian Lingshi returned just in time, his face burning.
"Are you okay?" Lin Qiaoni breathed a sigh of relief. "What happened to you just now? It's like you were possessed by an evil spirit."
Xu Qian had no time to explain to Lin Qiaoni because the situation in front of him was not optimistic. Most of the escorts had been maimed, and only two or three of them were still able to resist. The old man's bodyguard also joined the battle, but also killed his opponent.
"Be ready to fight at any time. If you lose, exit the game immediately." Xu Qian whispered to Lin Qiaoni. He had never thought that he would encounter such a dangerous situation this time in Datang.
Lin Qiaoni didn't say anything, but nodded slightly to express her knowledge.
"Go quickly." Xu Qian said to Vivian. Vivian is not a martial artist, just an ordinary person. It is too dangerous to stay here.
"Where can I go? None of those who escaped just now can escape." Vivian's voice was a little desperate. It wasn't that she didn't want to leave, but that she couldn't leave.
Only then did Xu Qian realize that most of the attendees who were squeezing toward the exit were already dead. The remaining people dared not run away, so they could only huddle up with their heads in their hands, shivering. From the very beginning, there were already these monster-like enemies blocking the exit. Whoever gets closer to the exit will die first.
"If it doesn't work, I will quit the game." Compared to ordinary people in the Tang Dynasty, Vivian was relatively calm, largely because she still had the last card to quit the game.
Xu Qian glanced at these people and really didn't understand where these humanoid monsters came from. The appearance is somewhat like the monsters in the TV series Journey to the West. They have a human appearance, but their appearance has strong animal characteristics.
These weirdos took the lead in dealing with the rebels and escapees. Xu Qian and the others stayed where they were, but were not given "priority care". Now more than half of the weirdos were idle, and one of them walked towards Xu Qian and others.
This weirdo pounced directly on Lin Qiaoni. Where Xu Qian would let him get close, he blocked him directly in front and kicked him away.
The weirdo flew out and hit another weirdo, and could not get up again.
Xu Qian's kick immediately attracted the attention of most of the weirdos present. They originally thought that Xu Qian was just an ordinary person, but now they found out that he was a tough guy, and several weirdos rushed up at the same time.
The weirdo's weapons were uniform broadswords. Several broadswords were slashed at Xu Qian at the same time. Xu Qian did not put on his spiritual sword when he went out this time. He did not have a space spiritual weapon. It was really awkward to go out with such a long thing. convenient. At this time, facing several big knives, he punched out without fear, and all the weirdos were driven back with their knives.
The strength should be at most the level of Wu Zong or Wu Zun, Xu Qian silently made a judgment in his mind. He is not afraid of such opponents, no matter how many there are.
On the other side, the captain of the escort team, the first-level Martial Saint mentioned in the intelligence, was still struggling with a weirdo and was obviously at a disadvantage. Now it is discovered that there is still a great master like Xu Qian hidden. , and suddenly there was hope in my heart.
The weirdo who had been suppressing the captain of the escort team also discovered Xu Qian's extraordinary ability. He forced the captain of the escort team back with two or three blows and went straight towards Xu Qian. The original opponent was too weak. If he hadn't had enough fun, he would have killed him long ago. Now there is a stronger one, how can he let it go.
