93 Make me laugh

Style: Fantasy Author: Tea in the thatched cottageWords: 2500Update Time: 24/01/18 20:00:17
When the invigilator left Xue Baishou, he walked around and after understanding the overall situation, he went to find the other two invigilators. They all knew that the situation was over and there was no point in staying, so they returned to Datang. .

As for those middle-grade fighting kings, they were all killed or injured in the siege by nearly a hundred strong martial arts masters led by Pan En, and only one person escaped.

The only thing that was not satisfactory about tonight's operation was the rescue mission of the second group. It's not that Cai Zhonghao and the others were incompetent, but that both the members of the Dongshan Branch and the garrison soldiers were all brought back to the Tang Dynasty the day before. What greeted them was probably the tragic fate of being sold as slaves or doing coolies. The ones rescued by the second group were several canteen chefs from the Dongshan Branch. If it weren't for these Datang candidates asking for help, they wouldn't have had a chance to be rescued.

No matter what, the Dongshan Incident has come to an end, and ended with China's victory. The Dongshan Branch is gone, and the Special Branch can be reorganized. As for those who were brought to the Tang Empire, we can only see if there is a chance to rescue them. They were not the only ones who were kidnapped by Chinese people in the Tang Dynasty. It happened almost every day. Xu Qianqian even rescued three people when he entered the game for the first time.

After a busy day, Xu Qian was indeed tired, and the remaining work was none of Xu Qian's business. The three of them checked into a five-star hotel provided by the Special Branch for Wu Xiu who came to support them. After a night's rest, someone will come to take them to the airport early the next morning.

After Xu Qian took a shower, the late-night snack he ordered at the hotel was also delivered to him. The food cart was full of food for five people, but the waiters in this hotel were well-trained. When they saw that Xu Qian was the only one there, they didn't show any strange expressions and left after putting down the dining cart.

Paine didn't even ask me to hand over the spoils of war. This old boy was quite interesting. Xu Qian put all the things he got tonight on the bed and enjoyed them while eating midnight snacks. He felt very comfortable.

After finishing his midnight snack and pushing the dining cart outside the door, Xu Qian began to carefully count the treasures he got tonight.

"Forty-three Qi Yuan Pills, eight Return Pills, two Life Return Pills, and seventy-seven Star Source Stones." Xu Qian couldn't help but grin. This is a huge amount of wealth. The most valuable Star Source Stone alone costs one million. If these treasures are added up, shouldn’t they be worth hundreds of millions?

It is really fast and easy to make money when you are strong. Xu Qian couldn't help but sigh.

In the modern world, making money does not rely on force, but in the circle of practitioners, being strong means controlling more resources. When cultivation resources are linked to money in modern society, the strong will also have the status of super rich people.

In fact, judging from the fact that Xu Qianqian has the fighting power of a God of War in the short term, a net worth of several hundred million is nothing at all. The Wu Zun family with some background may already have more than this. It's just that Xu Qian's cultivation time is still short, and his contact with the cultivation world is even shorter, but now that he has these, he is already smiling from ear to ear. A situation like Xu Qian's is generally called a nouveau riche.

The upstart Xu Qian finally picked up the scroll he got from Yu Youtang.

What on earth is this scroll? Xu Qian slowly spread out in confusion. When he first got the scroll, he only opened half of it. Later, he realized that Xue Baishou was coming and had to put it away, so Xu Qian had not seen the complete painting in the scroll.

The entire painting was displayed in front of Xu Qian. This was a landscape painting, and the painter should be considered good. Anyway, Xu Qian had no ability to appreciate paintings, and he was at the level of an ordinary person. It was only the last three words that caught Xu Qian's attention.

Makes me laugh!

What does it mean? These three words are completely different from the style of the entire painting. Could it be that an ink landscape painting is named "Make Me Laugh"? Impossible!

Xu Qian frowned, completely confused.

The fonts are crooked and have no sense of beauty at all. Although the painter of the painting is not considered to be extraordinary, it is impossible for the artist to write such bad handwriting. These words are like those of a child who has just learned to write. They are definitely It doesn't look like the handwriting of an adult, let alone someone good at ink painting.

Could this be some naughty kid drawing graffiti? There is no relationship between calligraphy and painting at all?

Xu Qian thought about it and felt that this explanation was more reasonable. But even if you understand this, it won't help you figure out what the purpose of this painting is.

It stands to reason that this painting is very likely to be Yu Youtang's space artifact, because Xu Qian has not found anything else at all, only this painting is possible, and he still remembers Youtang's eyes at that time.

Xu Qian thought for a while and injected a spiritual energy into the scroll. The picture scroll actually absorbed this spiritual energy.

There's drama!

Xu Qian was extremely excited. He had read tens of thousands of books, and some novels about cultivating immortals were also slightly involved. In them, there was a way to control spiritual weapons by pouring spiritual energy into them.

Mortal objects cannot allow spiritual energy to enter. Since Xu Qian's spiritual energy can be poured into it, it means that this object is really a spiritual weapon. This made Xu Qian excited, but what should he do next? He looked at the scroll lying quietly in front of him and could only wait. Maybe you need to wait after inputting the spiritual energy.

A minute later, Xu Qian couldn't wait any longer, so he simply poured in spiritual energy again.

Wait again, pour again, wait again, pour again...

After repeating this seven or eight times, Xu Qian looked at the scroll in silence. He could only conclude that this method was ineffective!

He was silent for a minute, then gritted his teeth, cut his finger, and dripped a drop of blood onto the scroll. In immortality novels, the most common way to identify the owner of a spiritual weapon is to drop blood. The reason why he did not first try this method was because he did not want to waste blood. In fact, this is also a normal thinking. If you can succeed without bleeding, why should you drip blood? If you think you have too much blood, you still think that cultivators Just like to harm yourself?

After the blood dripped on the scroll, a magical scene appeared. The blood disappeared at a speed visible to the naked eye, and it felt like it was absorbed by the scroll.

Done!

Seeing such a scene, Xu Qian believed that the possibility of success this time was very high. If he hadn't shed blood to identify his master, how could his own blood be absorbed by the scroll? Since you sucked my blood, you have to listen to me, right?

According to his logic, if the scroll has recognized itself as the master, then there should be some kind of reaction between the scroll and the scroll. Otherwise, how can it be called recognizing the master?

Waited for a minute, nothing changed. Then another minute...

Injecting spiritual energy can keep trying. Xu Qian will not keep trying to bleed. Let him bleed over and over again. That is not what Xu Qian will do. But what to do next?

He scolded Yu Youtang several times in his mind, thinking it was all because the guy didn't explain it clearly to him, otherwise he wouldn't have bothered himself so much. He didn't feel that he had taken the scroll by force, not that it was given to him. He had no such obligation. And considering that Yu Youtang could only move his eyes at that time, it was impossible for him to have this ability.

Xu Qian picked up the scroll and looked at it carefully for a long time, but could not find any mystery. In the end, his eyes could only stay on the three words "make me laugh".

The meaning of these three words is understandable, but when used here, it is difficult to understand.

Who is this "I"? This is the most critical place. Xu Qian suddenly thought of something and jumped up from his chair.

Could it be that...this "I" is the scroll itself?

Thinking of this, the hairs all over Xu Qian's body stood up. If this hypothesis is correct, it means that this scroll is alive and alive.

These three words are not some naughty child’s graffiti, nor are they the name of this painting, but the content of the painting itself that is talking to itself.

It's ridiculous, very ridiculous. Even though Xu Qian had seen the game Land of Gods, been to a different world like the Tang Empire, and was an immortal cultivator in the eyes of ordinary people, he still couldn't accept a "living" painting.

He has also seen the talk of weapon spirits in immortality novels, but this does not mean that he accepts the existence of weapon spirits.