Japanese thieves are like madmen.
A group of six people were naked, saying that they had no ill intentions and were just messengers. One after another, they tried to approach the warship and the Chang people, and one after another were shot to death on the coast.
It was not Chang Jun or Chu Qing who was cruel. For them, killing Japanese thieves was just fighting.
The really cruel ones are the Japanese thieves themselves, because even though they know that the envoys will be shot to death, they still send the envoys all the time.
There were already hundreds of corpses on the beach. Chu Qing was disturbed by the sight, so he used a trebuchet to hit them with a large amount of fire oil, and then used a gunpowder crossbow to light them. The naked corpses of the Japanese thieves were swallowed up by the flames, which made them more pleasing to the eye.
The sincerity of the Ying thief finally moved Chu Qing. One hundred and twenty corpses were enough to impress him. Mainly out of curiosity, he wanted to ask what the Ying thief meant.
This time, five were shot to death and one was left alive. The only Japanese thief who managed to survive finally approached the beach, stood in the sea, and shouted.
Chu Qing's curiosity was satisfied and he smiled.
The thief wants a woman, Uchi Lily!
The reason for the smile was because everyone then thought that Zhao Baodan was abducted by this ghost woman and was not killed on the spot. From this incident, it can be guessed that Zhao Baodan was not dead, at least he was not killed by the Japanese thieves. Die, but slip away.
"That's it." Chu Qing smiled and nodded: "Shoot him to death."
Good things come in pairs, and the Japanese thief who answered Chu Qing's questions turned into a hedgehog.
There were still six people, naked and shivering, approaching the beach and yelling.
All the Ying thieves who could speak Chinese were probably dead. What these people were shouting was the language of birds.
While Xiao Yi shot the six Japanese thieves to death one by one, he looked at Fu San: "What are you shouting?"
"Return the princess to them and agree to any conditions."
Chu Qing was happy: "Then let them perform a traditional skill first and select a thousand people to commit seppuku."
It was just a joke, just to humiliate the Japanese thief, but the third brother actually shouted back.
What no one expected was that the Japanese thieves were really talented. Not long after, a thousand Japanese thieves with their hands tied behind their backs were pushed out, struggling endlessly, and then they were beheaded. They were really beaten by a group of people. The Chang guys were shocked.
It can be seen through Qianli Mu that the assembled Japanese thieves are already whispering and showing fear, and their military morale is unstable.
The envoy of the Ying thief came again, and it was still the old rule, kill five and leave one, which meant that they wanted to see the living people and Uchi Lily.
The third brother told the thief that what the commander wanted to see was a thousand people committing seppuku, not a thousand people committing hara-kiri. It didn’t count. When they saw a thousand people committing seppuku, they would ask Uchi Lily to sneak out. Otherwise, they would give it to this mother-in-law. They threw them into the sea to feed the bastards.
The Japanese thief is not that stupid, and sends six more unlucky reminders that he must see Lily Uchi.
Six bad luck killed five, leaving one waiting.
The only unlucky man alive was standing on the beach, feeling very anxious.
On the other side of the Black Goat, Wang Tianyu had disheveled hair and stuffed two naan cakes into his clothes.
"Does it look like, does it look like Sai, I'm so embarrassed."
Who said it was embarrassing? Wang Tianyu was shy.
Chu Qing turned his head and looked away, it was too eye-catching.
Because she didn’t know what kind of qualities Uchi Lily had or what kind of outfit she was wearing, she could only act on the spot.
With a "stab" sound, Qin Qi tore Wang Tianyu's pants open.
Chu Qing turned around and yelled: "Can you please shave your legs?"
"Oops, I can't see clearly."
The third brother looked more and more strange: "Master, it can't be done. With clothes on, the attire is wrong. Without clothes, it doesn't look like you are three months pregnant."
As soon as the third brother finished speaking, everyone looked at Tao Weiran, who was a non-combatant.
Fatty Tao sighed, drooping his head and being surrounded.
In this way, Tao Weiran was hung at the stern of the boat.
Wang Tianyu raised his head, unsure: "Is it realistic?"
"This is not real." Chu Qing thought for a moment, put a cloth bag on his head, and tied his legs with hemp rope for more than forty times. The scene once made people feel strong physical discomfort, and his big belly was exposed. , if you look at it from a distance, you can see a big white belly.
"The big pot is still not too full."
"It's okay." Chu Qing said cheerfully: "Those envoys have probably never seen Uchi Lily. They can be sure that she is a pregnant woman."
"Too."
In order to increase the realism, Wang Tianyu and Qiu Baoyu looked like perverts, each holding a bamboo pole and stabbing Tao Weiran in mid-air.
The Ying thief messenger ran away, and I don’t know whether he believed it or not.
Tao Weiran, who was covered in a sack, said angrily: "Okay, okay, you're suffocating me to death."
"be honest!"
Wang Tianyu slapped Tao Weiran on the buttocks with a bamboo pole: "If you scream again, I will carefully put it down for you so that the military men can have fun."
Chu Qing: "..."
Sure enough, the Japanese thief fell into the trap and came again with a messenger, but this time it was just one. He made a chirping sound, which roughly meant that he was offering conditions on how to release the imperial concubine.
Chu Qing asked his third brother to shoot the messenger to death and looked at a group of friends who were dumbfounded.
Life is full of surprises. Not only did Zhao Baodan succeed, but he was also captured alive. The most gratifying thing is that Dandan has a high chance of being alive.
"Meeting!"
Chu Qing shouted, and all the friends gathered over.
"This is what happened, this is the situation. Before they find out that we don't have the imperial concubine in our hands, think of how to trick them."
Wang Tianyu: "Let them all commit seppuku!"
"Are you stupid or are you stupid?"
Chu Qing found that as long as he did not go to the battlefield, Wang Tianyu's IQ might not be as high as that of the spirit wolf. The Ying thief wanted to get the princess back because he was afraid of death and let them die by themselves, so why bother with the princess?
Wang Tianyu: "It's OK to die half, die half, get off the boat, kill the other half, and avenge the brothers!"
"I..." Liao Wenzhi suddenly said, "I have a plan."
Everyone looked at Lao Liao and this great scholar who was not a combatant but was even more fierce than a combatant when he fought.
Glancing at Tao Weiran who had just been put down and was getting dressed, Liao Wenzhi sighed deeply: "I am the only one to blame. This plan is somewhat...somewhat..."
Chu Qing: "Poison?"
Cuttlefish said fiercely: "When fighting against Japanese thieves, there is no such thing as poison or non-poison. Ryukyu Island has blood debts, and there are thousands of innocent souls in the East China Sea. No matter how poisonous it is, no matter how poisonous it is!"
"It's not poison, it's just..."
Chu Qing became more and more interested: "Just what?"
"It's just some...some...some..."
"What on earth is there!"
"nausea."
"Disgusting?" Chu Qing was confused: "What do you mean?"
Liao Wenzhi sighed again: "It's very disgusting."
