As soon as the upright uncle BOY opened his mouth, there was silence in the camp.
Uchishen stood up suddenly, his eyes almost bursting with fire.
From the moment he landed, he felt that his uncle was looking for trouble again and again.
"Why are you standing up?" My uncle asked with a serious face, "Are you going to cut it yourself?"
"You..." Uchi Shendai gritted his teeth and said, "Those who insult me will die in pain."
The uncle curled his lips.
The death of someone who threatened me in front of my brother-in-law was quite painful.
Chu Qing had begun to hesitate, otherwise he would stop acting and have them all hacked to death and hung on cross stakes.
Feng Daoren's face was filled with excitement.
It’s my turn, it’s my turn, it’s my turn, is it time for me, Liu Chengfeng, to appear?
"Okay, okay." After thinking for a moment, Chu Qing persuaded: "I'm a guest from afar, don't make such rude requests, commit hara-kiri. If you do it, you'll die. Let them do it half the time." That’s all I want.”
Uchi God Belt: “…”
Chu Qing's face was full of smiles: "We Han people are very particular about etiquette. Dancing is no problem, but you also have to do the whole thing. How about we dance and you perform seppuku and cut in half?"
Tao Shaozhang: "One person cuts it in half."
With a "pop" sound, Yu Zhishen slapped his hand on the table and pointed at Tao Shaozhang: "I remember you, tell me, what is your name!"
The uncle took a sip of tea and said, "I am Tao Shaozhang."
"Tao..." Yu Zhishendai's face froze, his expression changed, and he asked suspiciously: "Tao Shaozhang, the young minister of Dali Temple?"
"Why, have you heard of me?"
A magical scene appeared. Uchi Shendai was not angry anymore. Not only was he not angry, he even smiled: "So it's you."
The uncle frowned, and Yu Zhishen sat down again. Even Ding Mocun, who looked a little gloomy next to him, showed an expression of realization. Then, the two of them stopped looking at Tao Shaozhang, and they stopped getting angry with the uncle.
Instead, the eldest uncle showed a confused look. He just wanted to humiliate the other party. As a result, when the two of them heard about his name, they acted calmly as if nothing had happened, and then they never looked at each other again. Take a look at yourself.
In fact, Tao Shaozhang was very famous, not only in Changjing, but also in various circles.
Everyone in the family knows Chu Qing, and of course they also know Chu Qing's team, so it is inevitable to get to know Tao Shaozhang. The same is true for Yinggou, so the two of them don't want to talk to Tao Shaozhang.
Seeing that he was completely ignored, Tao Shaozhang continued to maintain his sense of presence: "Is it still relevant?"
The two Ying dogs still didn't like him, but Chu Qing was a little disappointed. He really wanted to see it. He felt that Ying people liked to brag, and there were many fools in later generations who also liked to help Ying people brag.
In fact, Chu Qing really knew about seppuku.
This tradition cannot be said to be stupid, it can only be said to be... deathly.
The Japanese are cruel, but not so cruel to themselves. The so-called tradition of seppuku is a big joke if you go to the root of it.
Who was the first person to commit seppuku on Yingdao? Chu Qing didn’t know. He only knew that in official history, the first person to commit seppuku in Japan was a wicked person who committed all kinds of evil. He had nothing to do with bravery, honor, or dignity. Dip.
In the first year of Yongzuo, that is, 989 AD, there was a powerful family in Japan called the Fujiwara family. The first person to commit seppuku came from this family, and his name was Teng Yuanyi.
This guy is a hell of a pervert. He acts like a nobleman during the day and a villain at night. He pretends to be a human being during the day and commits all kinds of crimes including murder and arson at night.
Nobles have been practicing martial arts since they were young. They are well-fed and have strong bodies. This guy is better at martial arts. He committed evil for a long time before he was discovered by the Japanese government in Kyoto. Before he was exposed, he committed numerous murders and horrifying methods. Extremely bloody.
In any case, this guy is quite capable of fighting, so the government led many officers and soldiers to surround Fujiwara Yoshi's house.
Fujiwara Yi knew that he could not escape even if he had wings, so before he died, he performed a ritual. He opened the door, lit all the torches, and then sat cross-legged in the yard with his arms bare, preparing to perform two talents.
After the officials rushed in, the guy first played a flute, a flute that could make sounds. After the first talent show, he raised his sword and thrust it into his abdomen with a pop, cutting a big gash.
Either way, this kid is very fierce. He just picks out all the messy intestines with the tip of the knife, and then throws whatever he grabs at the policemen, and finally hangs up if nothing happens. .
Chu Qing found it funny mainly because of two things.
The first thing is that this is recorded in historical records, and it is in the historical records of Japan.
Then the funny thing appears. When a person is in extreme pain, the brain will enter a protective state. This is beyond human control. Nine times out of ten, he will faint. To take a step back, even if he does not faint, from the perspective of medicine, Come to think of it, this amount of bleeding will cause a person to lose most of his body functions in just a few seconds. Using the tip of a knife to pick out the intestines and throwing the entrails at the officers and soldiers is simply impossible, at least. It's not as exaggerated as recorded in historical records. He laughed wildly like a demon and no one dared to approach him.
The second thing is also the funniest thing.
This guy is a thief and a wicked person. Not to mention committing seppuku, even standing upside down to give birth to a child, he is also a wicked person. He commits murder and arson, and his methods are extremely cruel and bloody.
As a result, this guy's behavior before his death actually became the most noble "popular trend" of bushido, and even influenced future generations, becoming a model of honor, courage, and dignity.
In the era of cold weapons, this method of suicide became a compulsory subject for warriors, thinking that one day they would be so "brave" when they died.
Moreover, this method of suicide, invented by a heinous thief, has developed into a tradition and culture, and has been divided into categories.
If you lose the battle, cut it.
Don't throw it out of the pan, cut it.
Trade your own life for someone else's, yeah.
What are the first abdomen, chasing abdomen, prosthetic abdomen, discussing abdomen, Shang abdomen, interfering with abdomen, angry abdomen, Wu Nian abdomen, 30% of the abdomen, 30% of the abdomen in thirty years, etc. Different cutting methods are used according to different situations. , more delicate than cutting pork.
Flower work is endless, there are many types such as cross cut, one cut, two cut, three cut, scumbag cut, etc.
Especially after this "traditional culture" was perfected later, the difficulty level skyrocketed. For example, if you hit the wrong person with a last-ditch attack, you would normally have to cut off the head of a seppuku samurai with one knife, but in reality, it requires that the head cannot be completely cut off, so you have to The head and neck are connected with a bit of flesh, and the person who commits seppuku cannot make a sound during the whole process. If he makes a sound, it is not perfect. He can only learn from the experience in the next life and try to get over it once and for all.
This is why China is an ancient civilization that has been passed down for thousands of years, but some nations are both ridiculous and hateful.
The descendants of the Chinese nation imitate the ancient sages because of their noble character and carefree attitude towards life and death. For the sake of righteousness, they have courage and height that ordinary people cannot match.
Look at Xiaoli again, imitating a perverted murderer?
If their behavior is simply incomprehensible, forget it. At most, they will be ridiculed, mainly because they brag and are good at putting money on themselves.
The so-called glory of the samurai is laughable. During the Kamakura shogunate period, they were called samurai. To put it bluntly, they were mercenaries. If you give them money, you will recognize them as their elder brothers. If you give them too much money, you can kill people. This kind of profession is to get paid to kill people. , is there any glory to speak of?
Especially in the later period, there were also fake seppuku. The more famous one is the Ako incident. Forty-seven samurai were ordered to commit seppuku. In fact, it was a fake seppuku. They were beheaded directly, but it was declared to be seppuku.
This kind of thing is not too common. At that time, most samurai used wooden knives, bamboo knives or even fans to scratch and pull on the abdomen, without breaking the skin. Then they would chop off the head of the wrong person. This kind of deception is nothing more than a kind of propaganda and self-indulgence.
Even in modern times, they still maintain the tradition of bragging and being tough-talking. The more famous one, Mishima Yukio, failed to commit seppuku. At that time, he was bleeding profusely and rolling on the ground in pain. The wrong person was stunned. He was also a The master swung the knife and started to chop. He made five cuts, but the knife avoided the vital points, but he didn't kill him. In the end, he was stabbed to death with a puff of a knife.
And Takijiro Onishi, who was boasted as the father of naval special attack in his childhood, did not find anyone to repair the wound when he committed seppuku. He cut and pulled it by himself. Before he could make a clear cut, he cut into fifteen pieces intermittently. Hours later, he died of massive hemorrhage.
For this kind of thing, there are no other words to describe it other than pretense and bragging.
Chu Qing respects warriors. The so-called warriors are brave for the country, brave for the people, and brave for the sake of justice. If you are not afraid of death or a painful death, then you are considered a warrior. There must be half of those death row inmates in the prison who have committed heinous crimes. Be considered a warrior.
To imitate a beast who does all kinds of evil and commit suicide to create feelings of reverence. Apart from his childhood, Chu Qing could not think of any other nation that could be more perverted than them. It was both ridiculous and perverted.
When the food and drinks were served, Yu Zhishen realized that he could not enjoy the treatment he received when Di Qinhu was in power, so he did not mention dancing to entertain him.
But my uncle's eyes were rolling around.
Not only was he a Shaoqing of Dali Temple, he was also proficient in the art of hara-kiri, so he didn't believe it. He didn't believe it. How could a person stay awake under extreme pain and complete such a talent?
My uncle is a stubborn person.
He must see it today.
