Live commentary on the eighty-eighth Tao family helmsman competition between the Tao family siblings, with the loser becoming the helmsman.
Male contestant Tao Weiran, born in the East China Sea, weighs 87 kilograms, AKA Xiao County Popi County Magistrate, Beibianguan Sancai Fat Boy, Qianqiying Special Advisor, courtesy name Shouzhuo, record of 87 losses, one win, four Fifteen times he was KO, twenty-two times he was surrendered, and he surrendered nineteen times. The only victory was when he called a foreign aid due to violation of regulations, that is, Tao Weiran's adoptive father. Tao's adoptive father surrendered his opponent with Tao Weiran after violating the rules. Later, Tao's adoptive father was surrendered nine times by Tao's mother, and one of his ribs was broken. He never participated in the competition between the two siblings, and became Tao Qi's die-hard fan.
Tao Weiran has only had one opponent since Tao's debut in the past few years, namely Tao Qi, Tao's eldest daughter, AKA Shangyun Peugeot. She has been the champion of the Tao family's internal competition for 29 years and is the number one in unrestricted fighting in Shangyun Tao.
The competition venue is located in the sea area of Guocheng. The male player is worthy of being the eldest son of Tao. He has already run into the sea before any physical contact. The female player Tao Qi is pressing forward step by step, holding a dagger in both hands. The situation is about to get out of control.
There were thousands of people in the audience outside the venue, led by Princess Qingyang, who were shouting and screaming.
The female player is of low quality, has strong verbal attacks, is constantly insulting, and uses unsightly words. She is like sending and receiving telegrams, as if she has transformed into Liang Zhichao's grandmother.
The man is weak-willed and has lost a lot of momentum. He keeps retreating. However, due to the limitations of his body and the special competition venue, it is difficult to use the Youdou Challenge.
Wow, look, the female contestant finally takes action, and an amazing scene appears. She is clearly half in the sea, but she can jump out of thin air.
The female contestant is indeed a veteran. This big, suffocating kick from the old lady's sister's love hit the male contestant right in the chest.
The opportunity was not to be missed. After the male player fell into the sea, the female player took advantage of the situation and performed another famous stunt, "The Crow Flying on a Plane", and she directly rode on the male player's body to score a decisive victory.
Appeared, appeared, really appeared. Although the female player's personal quality was worrying, she still had a competitive spirit. On the premise of taking the absolute initiative, she threw away the two daggers and smashed the male player's face with both hands like a windmill. Face door.
The female contestant burst out with astonishing fighting power. This scene can't help but remind the audience outside the venue of the best fighting style of the two brothers of the Fu family.
The male player is already at a disadvantage, but it can be seen that this player has good resistance to fighting. Although the record data after debut can be embarrassing to grandma's house, he still has experience. He protects his head with his left hand and pushes forward with his right hand. ...pulling forward, scratching, scratching, and beating drums, and at the same time twisting the body to get rid of the female player's struggle.
Successfully, the male contestant finally turned from an absolute disadvantage to... not so absolute an absolute disadvantage. He arched his shoulders to get rid of the female contestant riding on his back, took a few mouthfuls of sea water, coughed and moved forward...continued to pull and scratch his naked body. , crickets, and drums.
The female contestant quickly adjusted her figure, stood up from the ground again, and repeated her old trick. The old lady got under the quilt and sat like a crow... No, what I bought was the long-lost legend of the thirty-level warriors in the world. Barbaric collision, throwing blazing fire with bare hands. , and he still held back the fierce fire twice, and the timing was extremely good.
The female player jumped into the air and used the brute force of the high-speed collision to knock the male player into the sea again.
At this moment, the audience outside the venue cheered loudly, look, it is the real person Bao Daner of the Three Hidden Sects.
This Master Bao Dan'er is a master, a master who has been famous for a long time, and he actually shouted about accepting a disciple. Seeing Bao Dan'er dancing and dancing, the copper plates in his sleeves and trouser legs were flung out, and he couldn't help himself.
Okay, let's turn the screen back to the contestants on both sides, and the battle has become fierce.
The female player's attack style was very personal. Her long fingernails had already scratched the male player's robe. The male player, with his back partially exposed, gritted his teeth and escaped. The female player's kick just now was too much for the male player. The crotch pants were kicked open.
It is unimaginable, really unimaginable, that Tao Weiran, who was once the third person in the poverty alleviation team in Guanwangyuan City in the north, second only to Chu Qing and Sanye Fusan, would have such a miserable day.
In this situation, the male contestant is struggling hard. The resistance and unyielding will of fire can't help but remind people of a poem written by Mr. Cao A'ao, a famous wife lover during the Three Kingdoms period, about drinking and singing, the geometry of life, Although girls are good, girls are wonderful. If you want to ask who is better, who is better, it is better to hold her in the arms of a wife, bah, don’t be ashamed!
The game has come to an end. I believe all free fighting fans can already see that the male player has almost no power to fight back. The situation has shown a one-sided trend. If the male player wants to make a comeback, unless a miracle occurs, unless it is Hai Ke. Withered, stone can rot, so Lao Si gave Sun An 10,000 guan.
There were more and more spectators. The male contestant was crawling toward the beach with his butt stuck out. He was gritting his teeth and holding on under the heavy kicks of the female contestant.
Life is just as difficult as this. There are thousands of spectators outside the stadium, but no one cheers for the male player.
Seeing that the woman was spanking her butt and kicking her hard, the male player finally exploded. Look, he exploded. He completely exploded. He turned around fiercely, his face was ferocious and red as blood, and he shouted out from the bottom of his heart. Grieving, angry and unyielding, the stubborn male player shouted out, "Sister, I was wrong...what, it was me who was wrong?" !
The male player's move is simply against the spirit of sportsmanship and competition. Does the male player have to become a human being?
Sure enough, the female player stopped her continuous attack and grabbed the male player's ear. Was the game over like this?
No, look, the male player moved, punched... no, one... bit the female player's thigh!
This is no longer against the spirit of sportsmanship, this is simply against the spirit of sportsmanship, hei-tui, shameless!
Even Xiao Yi, who turned into a young man when he saw a woman outside the venue, cursed and wanted to avenge his legally recognized wife.
However, this is an unrestricted fighting match within the Tao family. Strictly speaking, this type of attack with teeth is not against the rules.
After being bitten, the female contestant was angered for the second time. The old sister continuously attacked the male contestant's vital position, which is the back of the head, which is called the back of the head in Mandarin.
He didn't let go, no, he didn't let go. The male fighter had amazing perseverance. After being hit by countless big guys, his state at this time was called a trap in the professional term in the unrestricted fighting circle. To use a more accurate term, In professional terms, it's like my head is buzzing.
It can be seen that this competition is completely free of charge. There is no such thing as paying two thousand yuan to hire a foreign teacher to pretend to be the champion of a certain country. Both players are giving their best.
The audience outside the stadium continued to cheer. The game was finally over. The slender female player slapped the male player into the sea. After a while, the male player was floating on the sea like a floating corpse.
The game was completely over, and the female player defended the championship undisputedly. The male player was knocked out again, like a dead dog, being dragged by his hair to the shore by his sister who had the same blood.
The cheers belonging to the winner rang out, and the female contestant waved her hands, without any trace of the demeanor of the female boss of the Tao family.
It was obvious that the female contestant was enjoying the cheers from the audience, her pretty face flushed with excitement, and she even hugged Princess Qingyang, who was known as "the brain and the limbs are doing their own thing" in the audience.
In the distance, Chu Qing's jaw almost dropped to the ground.
"I can see that Fatty Tao's sister is more or less abnormal, but... I really didn't expect that she would be so fucking abnormal. Do you know Qingyang? Just hug her, so why are you high-fiving Freddy and the others? What’s up?”
Yes, it’s not normal. It’s okay to beat up your own brother in front of thousands of people. As soon as he got ashore, he actually screamed and screamed like a madman, and even hugged Qingyang. , hugged Qingyang, whom he didn’t even know, and fist-bumped with a group of Lin Kui and other one-punch veterans! ! !
Xiao Yi's eyes were already cold, looking at all the vital points on Fang Buer's body.
Classmate A Yi wants to nip the crisis in the bud!
At this moment, A Yi also burst out with his own declaration in his heart.
I am determined to marry this girl!
