Sheng Zhaojun felt that Chu Qing was just fooling around, because the two Fu brothers pouted on the ground, with that image, that shape, and that appearance, this was nothing but nonsense.
"Speak, stick out your hair."
Chu Qing kicked Fu Yongkang's butt: "You two will follow me and break up. If you can't think of any ideas, you will be buried with me."
Fu Yongkang rubbed his butt and turned his head, frowning, with a very serious look on his face and a very serious tone: "The reason for the break is to delay time, right?"
"right."
Fu Baobao also looked serious: "Is it just a matter of delaying it for a few days?"
"right."
The two brothers glanced at each other, then their eyes moved around, scanning the group of generals one by one, and began to whisper to each other.
Fu Yongkang: "I can't even imagine this. How did they become generals?"
Fu Baobao: "Eighty percent of it is money."
Fu Yongkang: "No wonder the border troops are so useless."
Fu Bao Bao said: "They are all just wine bags and rice bags."
Chu Qing snapped his fingers, and the friends stood up, gearing up, and surrounded the two brothers.
"Hua Wen Hua Wu, if you two stop talking nonsense, I will let you ride on horseback to assassinate the Golden Wolf King Khan."
Fu Yongkang asked seriously: "Do you know the location of the Golden Wolf King?"
Fu Baobao: "Then you have to give us a team of people who can tell jokes and accompany the uncle and the second uncle."
Chu Qing: "..."
Tao Shaozhang had a very good temper and said in a dumbfounded voice: "Don't be joking, come up with a solution for us. What do you two think about this matter? Tell me, I know that your two brothers are well versed in the art of war."
The two brothers gave Tao Shaozhang some face. They looked at each other and got into the mood.
Fu Yongkang was the first to speak: "I am the Liang Pioneer Army."
Fu Baobao: "I am the idiot behind this group."
Fu Yongkang pointed to the north position of the Dongtu Department on the map: "Now that I am almost here, after another day's march, I will find that the Dongtu Department's grain and grass have been robbed. I will lead an army of 230,000 to chase you and take it back. forage."
Fu Baobao shook his head: "No, there was too much noise tonight. There must be some small tribes nearby who are investigating and will come to you to inform you. You will know about it early tomorrow morning."
"Then you can't run far, what are you going to do?"
Fu Baobao was silent. He looked at the map and was silent for about two or three seconds. Then he nodded and said, "Then I will lead more than 3,000 people and charge forward to the battle."
Chu Qing turned back to Fu San and said, "Take these two cuties away and give them a kick."
Before Fu San could speak, Fu Yongkang shook his head: "I won't fall into the trap, general."
"No, you have fallen into the trap." Fu Baobao said cheerfully: "I am leading 3,000 people to ambush you. You must be surprised to see that there are only 3,000 people. You think this must be a feint attack, trying to lure the enemy deeper. I deliberately lured your army to chase me, but precisely because of this, you had to slow down, fearing that you would fall into the trap. However, you didn’t know that it also played into the hands of idiots like us. My purpose is to make you mistakenly think that I am It’s to lure the enemy deeper, so you don’t dare to pursue them at full speed.”
The expressions of a group of generals changed drastically.
Fu Yongkang laughed: "General, I will send five to ten thousand troops and horses to chase you. Although the army is slow, the ten thousand or so troops and horses are enough to chase you."
Fu Baobao also laughed: "You have fallen into the trap again. Yes, you can send at most 10,000 troops and horses to chase us and explore the enemy's situation. But you don't know that this general has a divine arm crossbow to lure these 10,000 troops and horses over. Three thousand gods The arm crossbow will kill at least a thousand people in one encounter. Turn around and shoot the crossbow again. You have 10,000 troops and horses, and at most 7,000 people are left. When I first saw the divine arm crossbow, I didn’t know the details, and I was terrified. I didn’t dare to pursue it further. , some men will be separated, and they will return to the formation to report the situation. The remaining people, who already have few manpower, will rush into the formation and kill them all in a moment, and then go to provoke you in front of your formation."
Fu Yongkang frowned and fell into silence for a long while: "You are so treacherous."
"You are a general of the cold thieves. If you don't know the enemy's situation and your food and fodder are taken away, you will be worried. This time I will not let my men rush into the formation, but attack the two wings and the rear."
"You only have three thousand divine arm crossbows. Even if they are stronger than horse bows, you can defeat my army of more than two hundred thousand people."
"Disturbing the morale of the army, you chase, I run, you come back, I use the God Arm Crossbow to shoot you on both wings. There are two hundred thousand troops. There are too many people and there are many riots. The morale of the army is unstable. The Rangers will definitely speculate."
Fu Yongkang sneered: "This time, I will dedicate 30,000 troops and horses to chase you to the ends of the earth."
"I fled in every direction."
"Then my thirty thousand troops and horses will pursue them in all directions."
Fu Baobao stretched out his finger and drew a circle on the map: "If you chase me, I will run away, but when I run away, I will run around your main formation."
Fu Yongkang suddenly stood up: "You are really mean to the core!"
Fu Baobao clasped his fists: "I agree, I agree."
Sheng Zhaojun looked extremely strange and looked at each other with a group of generals.
This tactic can't be called cheap, I can only say... it's so damn cheap.
Brother Dajun squatted down next to Fu Yongkang, frowning and said: "But I have more than 200,000 troops and horses. Even if the morale of the army is unstable and the speed is slow, they are still marching. I will allocate my manpower to chase you."
This time, Fu Yongkang squatted next to his second brother and said happily: "Soldiers, it's a trick. I will send out men to lead some of the pursuers behind the more than 60,000 people and herdsmen."
Sheng Zhaojun's expression changed drastically: "Are you crazy?"
"No, we know that these are common people and herdsmen. They are heading south with food and grass, but your pursuers don't know. As long as you calculate the time and lead the pursuers to the Peregrine Tribe camp at night, there will be more than 60,000 soldiers. Man, you saw me at night, with countless fires and crowds of people, so far away, and you were pursued, what would you think?"
Sheng Zhaojun took a breath of cold air: "I would have thought that this was the Chang Army, and the Chang Army's border troops came out to fight!"
"That's right." Fu Yongkang pointed at the Peregrine Tribe: "Place grain, grass, cattle, sheep and livestock in various camps of the Peregrine Tribe. The more than 60,000 people and herdsmen will rest temporarily instead of continuing southward. Your pursuit When the soldiers saw it, they mistakenly thought it was Chang's army, and they would definitely turn their horses around and return to the formation to report to you, but what would you do?"
"I..." Sheng Zhaojun swallowed a mouthful of saliva: "I will order the camp to be set up. Although I have more than 200,000 troops, the 60,000 border troops are also warriors who have fought a hundred battles. With the divine arm crossbow, I would not dare to be careless. , since I have detected that the grain and grass have not yet entered the customs, I will definitely work step by step to pursue the grain and grass, so I will not be in a hurry. I will defeat the frontier army and then snatch it back. Moreover, it also confirms the previous guess that you have cut off the soldiers behind. , only 3,000 people dare to charge into the formation, and it is indeed tempting the enemy to go deeper. Because of this, I cannot act rashly."
"Idiot, you've fallen into the trap again. By the time you know you've been tricked, I'll have already taken you back to prison, hahahaha."
After laughing wildly, Fu Yongkang and Fu Baobao stood up at the same time, put their arms around each other and walked away as if nothing happened.
As they walked, the two chatted.
Fu Yongkang: "Second brother, the eldest brother just saw a prairie girl. Her butt is as big as a millstone."
"Where, where? Does she have a husband?"
Sheng Zhaojun was dumbfounded and looked at Chu Qing who was also stunned: "These two...two generals, where did you find them?"
Chu Qing grinned: "They... they are escorts."
