The old eunuch had his heart set in front of the emperor, and he told the situation in a few words. The general meaning was that the update time had been changed. They updated it not only at noon, but at any time and anywhere, and as soon as he went to Chu Qing, he No more talk.
"Qi destroys me, Qi destroys me." Huang Laosi paced back and forth: "With this delay of yours, I don't know how many wonderful memories you have missed. That Xun Wukong, Xun Wukong..."
Turning around suddenly, Huang Laosi said fiercely: "Let the Qianqiying in the palace pretend to be guards and order them to help Shang work repair Taowu Hall. Go, go now, and you must hear the story. , go quickly."
The old eunuch looked confused: "You mean... let the guards help?"
"Nonsense, why are you standing there in such a daze? Why don't you go quickly, recruit dozens of people, and tell me the whole story!"
"But didn't you say before that the matter of Taowu Palace would make Chu Wen prosperous, Lord Chu..."
"I can no longer take care of Chu Wensheng, I only care about Xun Wukong now!"
Sun An: "..."
The old eunuch was finally convinced.
Is there anything to listen to about a hairy monkey? As for it, Your Majesty is possessed by a demon. The guards are guarding the palace. Instead of patrolling the palace, they go to build houses. What kind of thing is this?
After leaving the Jingyi Hall, the old eunuch still knew the general situation and did not let the emperor torment him. He thought for a moment and went to the East Palace.
The guards must not be mobilized at will. If something goes wrong, eight heads are not enough to chop off, and there is only one battalion of guards in the palace who are idle every day, and that is the guards of the East Palace. Anyway, they are trying to listen to the story. , just transfer the manpower from the East Palace.
Knowing that the emperor was in a hurry, the old eunuch quickly made arrangements for the appointment, including the prostitution and other matters.
More than forty East Palace guards rushed to the Taowu Palace ruins.
Chu Qing was confused. After understanding the situation, he suddenly realized.
It must be that the emperor was anxious to repair the Taowu Palace, so he called in some people to help.
Thinking of this, Chu Qing felt warm in his heart. Not to mention, the emperor could still do some human work.
In this way, the emperor's prostitution issue was finally resolved.
The head guard of the East Palace is named Tong, and his name is Tong Gui. He is said to be the general on the right side of the East Palace.
There are two teams of people in the East Palace, not battalions, but leaders. Each leader has 600 people. The general is the leader. From the fourth rank, it is considered a very good official position. Once the prince ascends the throne, the tide will rise, and even a minister in the Ministry of War can do it. Not a problem.
However, Chu Qing had no idea about the official position of a general. Even though he saw that Tong Gui was easy to talk to, he didn't get to know him deeply. After all, the project was important.
Although Tong Gui was smiling, he was actually quite unwilling to come to work. He was accompanying the prince and other nobles in the East Palace, listening to Tao Yao's talk about the Four Books and Five Classics, but he ended up bringing his brothers here to work, and he didn't know. What kind of trouble is this Eunuch Sun trying to do?
Not only him, but also the more than forty imperial guards of the East Palace were reluctant, but they didn't show it.
As a result, after the stick of incense was burned, the guards of the East Palace swung their arms harder than the dealers.
Because if everyone works slowly, Chu Qing will curse and tell everyone to work faster, which will affect the "update" speed.
For example, at this moment, Chu Qing said it well: "Tang Sanzang, oh, I'll go and see the village girl who has turned into a goblin. He must be a good person, but the Great Sage has piercing eyes... Hey, hey, that guard brother , Can you please be gentle, that piece of stone sculpture that can be used is broken, oh let me do it, you are too amateurish."
Before Chu Qing could walk over, Tong Gui yelled: "Sun Qian, your mother, is seeking death. If you delay Young Master Chu from telling a story, I will skin you!"
A group of guards also yelled and cursed. The guards carrying the stone sculptures shouted like mourning: "Mr. Chu, please tell me what you want, no need to bother, just tell me quickly, I will be gentle, I will be gentle."
With the participation of the guards, the efficiency has indeed improved.
When the time came, the villagers were about to leave the palace, and the guards reluctantly said goodbye to Chu Qing. They also made an appointment for Chu Qing to enter the palace early tomorrow morning, saying that all the brothers would be waiting here.
Chu Qing didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and left the palace with others.
When he saw Chu Qing and the farmers leaving, Sun An, who was hiding in the distance, ran over quickly and furtively.
"How, how, how, General Tong, is there anything I missed?"
Tong Gui bowed and said, "Eunuch Sun, please feel free. I will choose the brother with the best memory, so there will be no omissions."
"Okay, okay, come with us to the palace to meet His Majesty."
In this way, a group of idle guards were taken to the political hall by an idle old eunuch to meet the emperor, who was even more idle.
Huang Laosi had been feeling itchy for a long time and had not even eaten well. When he saw someone coming, he immediately sat upright.
"Quick, tell me quickly."
Then a group of guards started talking in all directions. Huang Laosi was so excited that he not only listened, but also asked Sun An to call a few young eunuchs to take notes.
It wasn't until half an hour later that Tong Gui finally came to the end.
"Elder Tang was riding on the other's dragon horse to say goodbye to the king of the daughter country. Unexpectedly, the coquettish king of the daughter country suddenly shouted, Elder Tang, would you like to marry to the daughter country and marry me? Elder Tang, will you marry me? Elder Tang's face showed a look like an old man's, he nodded, shouted, "Don't drive, don't let the dragon and the horse run away, leaving the king of the daughter country with a sad face and tears."
After looking at the emperor, Tong Gui said: "Your Majesty, that's all I have to say today. I will listen again at the end of tomorrow."
"Wait a minute." Huang Laosi frowned and murmured: "The king of the Daughter Kingdom asked Elder Tang whether he should marry or not..."
Huang Laosi glanced at everyone: "Elder Tang called for "drive", but I think he might have called for "marry", but Longma thought it was "drive". What do you think?"
The imperial guard and the old eunuch looked at each other with admiration on their faces.
The emperor is the emperor. This question... is a damn good one. Should I drive or marry?
The emperor spoke again: "And what does this old Sepi mean?"
Everyone still looked at each other.
Tong Gui spoke: "Your Majesty, I think it should be a marriage, a marriage, a marriage. Mr. Chu said that the daughter of the princess of the country, let's call it... call it..."
The old eunuch's eyes lit up and he said: "Slim waist, big breasts and long legs!"
Everyone: "..."
Huang Laosi looked at Sun An, and for some reason, he seemed to understand what this old man meant.
It didn't matter whether it was driving or marrying. Huang Laosi was quite satisfied. Knowing that there were a lot of memorials backlogged today, he waved everyone away and got ready to get down to business and approve the memorials.
And Tong Gui, who had just walked out of the Jingyi Hall, suddenly smiled.
"Brothers, His Highness the Crown Prince has been in a bad mood these past few days after being scolded by Tao Yao. Let's go back and tell the story to His Highness, so as to relieve His Highness' boredom."
It has to be said that stories like Journey to the West, with strange powers and chaotic gods, are undoubtedly very attractive to this group of ancient people who had almost no leisure activities. Just like when online novels first emerged in later generations, if you don’t read them for a day, you will feel uncomfortable. Never mind It doesn't matter whether it's a imperial guard or an emperor.
