Huang Laosi didn't change into his bodyguard armor, so he just wore a black gown. He wasn't going to hide his identity and play some nasty tricks today. He wanted to beat up Chu Qing as the emperor.
"If I don't teach this bitch a lesson today, I won't be able to vent my anger!"
"Okay!" Before Sun An could say anything, the sound of cheers suddenly came from outside the hall, which was extremely intense and cheered again and again.
The old eunuchs were all convinced.
This is stuck, in one word - accurate!
At this moment, Huang Laosi was no longer Huang Laosi, but Chang Chengyou, the emperor of the Chang Dynasty. He was really angry.
Sun An also saw that Chu Qing had to shed his skin today even if he didn't die. He was so "noisy" in the palace, and he was so brave.
With a wave of his sleeves, Chang Chengyou walked out of the hall with an angry face. As soon as he crossed the threshold, there was another fierce cry of pain.
It was confirmed that it was a cow braying, and the emperor's eyes jumped: "Where did the cow come from in the palace?"
"Earlier Mr. Chu said he was going to tread mud, so he asked the Ministry of Internal Affairs to borrow three cows."
"Collapse of mud?!" Chang Chengyou gritted his teeth and said, "I will crush his bones today!"
The two people walked out of the Jingyi Hall quickly, one after the other, and another burst of cheers came.
Seeing that they were approaching the ruins of Taowu Palace, Chang Chengyou stopped and said fiercely: "Go get the stick. I don't want to hurt his face in front of the people. I will give him a good meal here and let him know what the royal etiquette is today!" "
It has to be said that the emperor was quite kind, and Chu Qing went too far. However, the emperor appreciated Chu Wensheng, and Chu Qing accidentally "offered" the horseshoe, so Huang Laosi still suppressed his anger.
But suppress your anger, suppress your anger, and you will be beaten when you deserve it.
Of course, when he was angry, he didn't even think about it. Chu Qing wasn't so aggressive at first. It wasn't him who asked Sun An to do whatever he wanted, otherwise Chu Qing wouldn't have had the courage.
Sun An ran away and called twelve imperial guards.
After the guards arrived, Chang Chengyou narrowed his eyes: "When Sun An gets the stick, I will punish him severely with my stick!"
The guards all responded with a "Wei".
"Don't be too seriously injured. This bastard will be a meritorious minister after all!"
"only!"
Just as we finished here, cheers came from the distance again, each wave louder than the other.
It has to be said that Chu Qing, a guy who didn't understand the rules, really didn't know how to live or die when he met the Tao family farmer who also didn't understand the rules.
Chang Chengyou couldn't bear it anymore: "Go now and catch him!"
The two guards ran away, and a child from a farmer's family happened to be leading a cow this way. Judging from the route, he should be sending the cow back.
Chang Chengyou looked over intently and found something was wrong.
This cow was too docile. The child walked back and forth deliberately. Wherever he went, the cow followed him docilely.
Chang Chengyou's expression changed slightly: "Why is that cow so submissive behind the child?"
How could the imperial guards know? They all looked at the emperor.
"Bring the child and the cow."
Two more guards ran out.
The child was not very old, about the same age as Erni. He had a runny nose and did not recognize the emperor. When he saw a group of guards, he shivered in fear.
Chang Chengyou's face softened a little: "Why is this cow..."
Before he finished speaking, Chang Chengyou suddenly saw an iron ring hanging on the nose of the strong cow, with a rope tied to it. The naughty boy pulled the rope, and wherever he went, the cow followed him.
"What is this!"
While asking, Chang Chengyou grabbed the rope.
The naughty child said tremblingly: "My boss said it was a nose ring for the cow, and it was used to collapse the mud. The cow was not good-behaved. My boss put the nose ring on the cow, and the cow became well-behaved."
Chang Chengyou looked suspicious and pulled the rope. As expected, the strong bull followed him obediently.
"This..." The emperor looked ecstatic: "Are all strong cattle like this?"
"I, I don't know. The three cows have nose rings and they are all docile. This one is afraid of pain and always cries. The boss couldn't bear to see it and asked me to send it back so that the cows can be treated well. Let me rest for a few days."
"Cow nose ring...Cow nose ring..." Chang Chengyou transformed into Huang Laosi again. As if he had got his beloved toy, he stopped paying attention to the child, grabbed the rope and walked forward quickly, with the strong cow following closely behind.
After walking for a while, Chang Chengyou laughed loudly, turned around like a pervert, and gently stroked the nose ring hanging on the strong cow, just like stroking the skin of a concubine, gently and affectionately.
With the emperor's appearance, let alone the children, even the cows trembled.
When people say someone else has a stubborn temper, they always say they are bull-tempered and bull-tempered, and that's what they mean.
In the farming society, most of the animals currently used in the Chang Dynasty were horses instead of cattle. Because cattle were strong, they were also disobedient and extremely difficult to tame and used in farming.
With a cow nose ring, the strong cow will be "obedient". It is not an exaggeration to say that this small object changed the agriculture of the Chang Dynasty.
How could Huang Laosi not think of this? He knew too well the benefits of promoting this thing to the people.
The farmer's boy was dumbfounded and asked: "Master, can you return the cow to me? I still want to give it away."
With a smile on his face, Huang Laosi gave the child a light kick on the thigh: "This cow is mine, I have to take care of it..."
Halfway through, Huang Laosi suddenly saw two guards leading Chu Qing this way.
Huang Laosi's expression changed slightly, and he ran away without saying a word, back to the Jingyi Hall.
The guards who stayed on the spot looked at each other in confusion. Why is the emperor so angry? Why can't he be beaten?
As for Chu Qing, he was brought to the imperial guard with a mournful face: "You two, just knock the rocks. If you don't knock, then stop knocking. I just explained it to Eunuch Sun. As for the howling of those unruly people, Look for them, I just said you are not allowed to bark, but when they see the cow following people, they start barking, it has nothing to do with me, and besides, didn’t Eunuch Sun say you can knock it?”
"I bumped into His Majesty, so accept your fate. Not to mention the Jingyi Palace, the brothers on duty have been so noisy that their heads hurt."
The imperial guards knew Chu Qing's identity and knew that this boy was the son of Chu Wensheng, so they were not embarrassed. However, it was just a matter assigned by His Majesty, and there was nothing they could do about it.
Chu Qing's mouth was secretly bitter.
Actually, I really don't blame him for this.
Because making bricks requires stepping on the bricks, he asked Fu San to go to the kitchen to ask the eunuch to borrow a cow. The cow was borrowed, but it was disobedient. He didn't think much about it, so he asked Fu San to get a cow nose ring.
As a result, this group of unruly people from the Tao family looked like they had never seen the world. They saw that the three cows were so obedient and barked happily.
The guard didn't say anything when he called him, but he had a pretty good guess in his mind.
The imperial guard who brought Chu Qing asked, "Where has your Majesty gone?"
How did the "left behind" imperial guard know that the emperor had just said he was going to deal with this guy, but he ran away in a hurry.
One of the guards thought for a while and asked everyone tentatively: "How about brothers just give him a beating and then report it to His Majesty?"
Chu Qing shouted: "No, big brother, just slap me for whatever you want, it has nothing to do with me."
The guards were also hesitant.
Is this a fight or a fight?
Seeing that the guards were a little tempted, a person walked back quickly from a distance. It was Huang Laosi who had changed into the guard armor.
The guards were confused and added one.
Your Majesty, what does this mean? Do you have to wear a military uniform to beat someone? Is it so ceremonial?
Huang Laosi was also afraid that the group of guards would reveal his identity unintentionally. Seeing that the guards were about to kneel on one knee and salute, he called out from afar.
"If you're not on duty in the palace, why are we gathering together? Get away. I'm on duty as an errand. Get out of here!"
The guards were stunned and stood still.
It's not that they were disobedient, but that they had to salute before leaving. The emperor was too far away, and Xunsi was curtsying as he approached.
Huang Laosi also realized this problem and yelled: "Why are you so stunned? Why don't you get out."
The guards didn't know what was going on and could only leave quickly.
The guards were confused, and Chu Qing was even more confused.
Huang Laosi walked over in military uniform with a smile on his face.
Chu Qing was confused: "What's wrong? Just now, the imperial guard said that because the farmers are too noisy, Your Majesty wants to cut me off?"
"Oh, what's going on? You're talking nonsense." Huang Laosi laughed and said, "Your Majesty has not had time to appreciate you, so how can he punish you?"
"Your Majesty, do you appreciate me?" Chu Qing became more and more confused as he listened.
"That's natural. I just came out of the Jingyi Hall and found out about you. His Majesty praised you very much."
"real or fake?"
Before Huang Laosi could continue to compile, Sun An ran over with a stick, out of breath.
"Your Majesty...General Huang, I'm looking for you. I'm looking for the stick."
Chu Qing's face was full of doubts: "Didn't you say you won't cut me? What are you doing with a stick?"
"Eunuch Sun..." Huang Laosi laughed loudly: "Eunuch Sun wants to practice his own stick technique for you!"
Chu Qing: "..."
Sun An, holding a long stick, had small eyes and big confusion.
