After the three coast guard ships arrived, Li Hai stayed for a few more minutes, took photos and collected evidence, and then flew back. He was running out of fuel and could return to the Musa Naval Training Station, more than 600 kilometers away, but he could not make any other moves.
Returning to the field smoothly, after getting off the plane, Li Hai noticed that Zhuang Xiaoying's walking posture was not right.
He grabbed Zhuang Xiaoying's arm and asked with concern, "Do you still want to vomit?"
It's normal to feel dizzy and want to vomit after a severe overload, but it's been so long and you've been given oxygen, so you should have recovered.
Zhuang Xiaoying's face looked ugly, and a few words popped out between her teeth, "I'm fine."
Li Hai said, "You look very bad. Stop and I'll call an ambulance."
Zhuang Xiaoying quickly stopped her, "I'm really fine!"
Li Hai looked at Zhuang Xiaoying suspiciously and shook his head slightly, "No, your face is turning white and green. Sit down quickly and I'll call an ambulance!"
Zhuang Xiaoying's face suddenly turned red, she grabbed Li Hai's arm and said urgently, "I'm really fine, don't scream!"
"Don't be brave. I heard the fuselage creaking at that time. There were at least eight G's of overload. If you really need something, I can't bear to walk around." Li Hai was very anxious and wanted to greet the crowd. Li Yuan, who started to provide support with the fighter plane, came over.
"Stop screaming!" Zhuang Xiaoying was so angry that she wanted to jump, but her joints were even more rusty and she was stunned and didn't dare to make any big moves.
Zhuang Xiaoying felt worried and said in a lowered voice, "I'm really fine, just, just, I pooped my pants..."
"Huh? Oh, that's okay. Huh?" Li Hai was stunned for a moment, came back to his senses, and combined with Zhuang Xiaoying's actions, he thought that he pooped his pants instead of peeing his pants. He was stunned again, and his mouth opened in surprise.
Zhuang Xiaoying's face turned white and red for a while, and her eyes were almost bleeding. She gritted her teeth and punched Li Hai, "What's your expression? I'm going to die!"
It's embarrassing, it's so embarrassing. She is a beauty after all, but she actually...
Li Hai closed his mouth suddenly, and then a strong smile came over him. He quickly suppressed it until his face turned red.
Zhuang Xiaoying couldn't care less and walked back with big steps. You absolutely cannot take a car in this situation...
Li Hai caught up and took Zhuang Xiaoying's flight helmet and camera bag, and said, "I'll get it for you. You go back to your residence to deal with it first."
He is leaving.
"etc!"
"Um?"
Zhuang Xiaoying stared at Li Hai with murderous eyes, "If you dare to tell me, I will kill you!"
"That can't be done, that can't be done. I don't know anything, I don't know anything." Li Hai shook his head like a rattle and hurried away.
If this kind of thing is left behind, it will cause trouble for Zhuang Xiaoying.
In fact, there is nothing to be ashamed of. The time in the air is long, coupled with the instant fear and the impact of heavy overload, it is not surprising at all to have a physiological reaction like pulling one's pants. People often say that they are scared to the point of peeing. This is not a description, but a proper expression. When the fear exceeds the limit of endurance, there is no feeling when the adrenaline comes up. When the adrenaline goes away, feces and urine come together.
Beautiful women are human beings too!
After dinner in the evening, Li Hai and Zhuang Xiaoying sorted out today's shooting results in the office. They are a team, and they need to sort out the content every day and then report it before 24:00.
The office belongs to Li Hai. He, a high-ranking party official and deputy captain of the brigade who will not last long, has an office of more than ten square meters, which is no different from the layout of the offices of military agencies. He sat on the office chair, and Zhuang Xiaoying sat opposite. There was an office in the middle, each with a military star laptop.
Zhuang Xiaoying was obviously in a bad mood, and her face kept looking bad. This is something that is really unspeakable for a young girl. No matter how thick-skinned she is, she can't withstand tons of embarrassment. It can even be said that this is more embarrassing than peeing in front of a man.
Li Hai couldn't bear it and said comfortingly, "Actually, it's nothing. It's a normal physiological reaction. You didn't fall into coma under such a huge overload."
Zhuang Xiaoying raised her eyes but said nothing.
Li Hai thought for a while and asked, "Li Zhan, do you know?"
"Legendary pilot of the Air Force?" Zhuang Xiaoying spoke, raised her head and said.
"Yes, he is my master." Li Hai said with a smile, "Isn't he awesome?"
"Of course, the idol of the whole party and the people." Zhuang Xiaoying finally smiled and said with some admiration.
It can be seen that this is also a big fan of Master.
Li Hai chuckled and said, "If I said that my master peed his pants after being scared, would you believe it?"
"Ah? Impossible!" Zhuang Xiaoying was shocked and shook her head without even thinking.
In her eyes, or indeed in the eyes of everyone, how could such a big hero wet his pants in fear? So how could a tall and legendary pilot poop?
Li Hai said, "It's true. At that time, he was just in the army. During a flight training, he encountered a bird collision during landing. He was flying a J-7 at the time. The flying height was only three to four hundred meters. The aircraft lost power instantly. What was fatal was that Because we were preparing to land, the plane itself did not have a very high speed. It can be said that there was no other choice except parachuting. There happened to be someone on the ground, so my master pulled a joystick before parachuting, which delayed me for a second. Just because of this second, I Master almost jumped out. He was so frightened that he peed his pants."
"You can make up the story." Zhuang Xiaoying shook her head and looked at Li Hai dissatisfied, "You don't have to comfort me, let alone make up the little prince with the lever. Really, I'm really fine."
Li Hai could see clearly that this girl didn't believe a word she said.
He was stunned for a while, then shook his head and smiled silently. After so many years of publicity, his master has become a god, and the concept of "Air Force God of War" has long been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. "Appalling" plots such as scaring people to wet their pants will obviously not be accepted. Instead, they will be regarded as fabrications or hearsay. The "self-media attracts attention" story.
"It's good that you're fine. After all, there are still heavy tasks ahead." Li Hai said, remembering some of the content mentioned in the afternoon combat meeting, he said, "The navy is collecting recruitment promotional videos, and all units must participate in the competition. Our team I have given this task to me. You are a professional and I want to hear your opinion. Please help me."
"Oh? It's a recruitment video." Zhuang Xiaoying became interested. She held her chin and asked, "Is it the Naval Aviation Corps?"
"No, it's the entire navy. We are deploying all elements in this big exercise. It's a good opportunity to shoot material. But I can't do the copywriting and I don't have a clue." Li Hai said.
It is a fine tradition of our military to make full use of various resources. It is a big exercise now. All branches of the navy are dispatched. It is much better than pulling out the troops alone to shoot materials, and there is still a lot of money left.
The Hai Zheng issued the order, and the Political Department of China Southern Airlines conveyed it to each division. The Eighth Hai Division issued the order to each regiment, and the Sea and Air Force Corps gave this task to Li Hai. Li Hai's reputation as "Super Photographer Teacher Li" is finally confirmed.
"Let me think about it first. You have helped me so much, I will definitely help you." Zhuang Xiaoying said.
Li Hai said, "Okay, don't worry, this is the second day of the drill."
At least Zhuang Xiaoying stopped thinking about shitting her pants.
