"This is one of the four major hysterias in the 21st century: cross-dressing. Fortunately, Pindao has a junior brother who is working as an attending physician in the largest four hospitals in C city, specializing in treating these four major hysterics. Patients can enjoy the benefits if they report their Pindao ID number. The hospital's latest Daomen family package. Not 668, not 6668, just 66668, the whole process, guaranteed to satisfy you." A series of fluent slogans came out of Pingzhi's mouth.
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There was a moment of dead silence...
Tan Jiajia stared with dead eyes, took out her mobile phone, unlocked and dialed the number in one go...
"Hey - is this the [City] [Guardian] Brigade? There is a swindler here who not only occupies the road but also defrauds people of money... that's right... it's right here in the Ruins Square..."
"Wait...I said...I said everything...hang up the phone first."
Seeing that the other party was serious, Pingzhi broke into sweat and hurriedly stepped forward to grab her phone and hung up the call.
"Little brother, if you have something to say, please say it, don't do anything, okay..."
"Hurry up and tell the truth." Tan Jiajia immediately threatened.
Master Pingzhi calmed down his expression, put on the air of a peerless expert, and said seriously: "Although I don't know how you became like this, little brother, but Yin and Yang are harmonious, and there are laws between heaven and earth. Yin declines When Yang is strong, when Yang is declining, Yin will naturally be strong..."
"Don't beep blindly, speak human words!" Tan Jiajia interrupted his deception in time.
"Okay." Master Pingzhi smiled, put the phone on the table, and sat down at the same time.
"To put it simply, among people in the world, those with declining yin and strong yang are men, and those with declining yin and strong yin are women. Yin and yang complement each other in both bodies. And little brother, if you suddenly change from a man to a woman, it is most likely that the yang energy in your body has declined. , and it’s caused by the strong Yin Qi.”
"Oh!" Tan Jiajia looked suddenly enlightened, clapped her hands and said, "You mean you want me to strengthen my penis."
Master Pingzhi stroked his beard and said with a childish expression: "Exactly...exactly..." He was about to praise the other party, but the next second——
"You're such a big-headed ghost!!" Tan Jiajia interrupted him with a look of displeasure. "Let me guess, what follows is a recommendation for some kind of aphrodisiac drug! Why do you, a monk who has nothing in common, always accept such messy advertisements?"
"Little brother, what you said is wrong. It's the Shaolin gang of bald grandsons who have lost everything. We Taoists... Uh! Let's talk about business..." Pingzhi was interrupted and was about to talk to the other party about the origins of Buddhism and Taoism. An incident started to be discussed, but Tan Jiajia had already picked up his mobile phone on the table and started dialing, so he had to stop and the topic turned to what Tan Jiajia was concerned about.
"This method of replenishing yang deficiency in the body naturally does not use fake drugs, but uses the ancient secret technique of combining yin and yang to replenish yang with yang..."
"Wait..." Tan Jiajia interrupted him again, "Then according to what you said, if I want to become a man again, I have to find a man, and then have sex with him..."
"That's right, that's what..." Pingzhi had a lewd expression on his face.
Tan Jiajia was petrified...
Ignoring Tan Jiajia's strange reaction, Pingzhi continued: "However, this partner is not found casually. You must find your own destined person and perform secret techniques on the basis of mutual agreement."
"Is there no other way?" Tan Jiajia, who recovered from the shock, asked.
Pingzhi spread his hands and said, "No."
Tan Jiajia thought to herself: Although this method is temporarily unacceptable, it is still feasible as a backup plan.
She then asked again: "Then where should I go to find the right person?"
Master Pingzhi smiled wretchedly again, and took out a small square piece of paper from his Taoist robe and said: "Far away in the horizon, right in front of you. There is a magic weapon here, if you are destined to be near here, this thing will lead you forward." Go and look for it. Little brother, you and I are very close, so I will give you a 20% discount, as long as this number..." He gestured to the number eight.
"Eight yuan?" Tan Jiajia tentatively guessed.
Master Pingzhi shook his head.
"It can't be eight hundred, right? Are you trying to steal money..."
"Hey!" Master Pingzhi interrupted her and said, "The price of friendship is six to eight, so good luck!"
"Haha..." Tan Jiajia opened her dead eyes and sneered. "Goodbye you!"
Seeing that the other party was about to leave, Master Pingzhi hurriedly rushed to hug her legs and stopped her: "Little brother, don't leave, the price is negotiable..."
"Let's discuss it! I thought you were here to grab money, but it turns out you are trying to kill me. Don't say anything. I think I'm fine as I am now, so let's just let it go..." Tan Jiajia While walking out with great effort, he kicked the magic stick holding his leg.
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Just when the two were arguing, a car suddenly drove up the street, with the same four characters written on the car - Urban Management Law Enforcement...
When Pingzhi saw the person coming, he stood up in excitement, threw the small piece of paper to Tan Jiajia and shouted: "Little brother, we see that we are really destined, so I won't take your money this time. I will go first." ………”
Because Pingzhi ran too far away, Tan Jiajia couldn't hear the rest of the words clearly...
"Stop, don't run..."
"It's you, the bastard, who's deceiving you again..."
Hula la, a large group of people in uniforms ran past Tan Jiajia and chased in the direction where Pingzhi Zhenren fled...
"Running so fast." Tan Jiajia muttered, picking up the khaki rectangular card on the ground and looking at it carefully. On one side of the card was a crimson paper crane with dark patterns printed on it. On the other side was a black QR code that took up half of the paper. Below it was the gilded characters "Taoist Association". Taoist Association President Ping Chi Zhenren".
Tan Jiajia had a dark look on her face and said to herself: "Are magic weapons printed in batches these days? Is it possible? The magic stick just now looks unreliable no matter how you look at it." She added After looking through the card a few times, he put it into his bag and left...
As dusk fell, Tan and his party did not go home immediately after saying goodbye to Zeng Qi. He hurriedly crossed several roads and came to the entrance of a hospital.
There seemed to be a special substance spreading in the air, guiding his direction.
Soon, he came to the destination of his trip - the men's room.
Pushing open the door of a toilet, that special substance suddenly appeared in front of him. It was a kind of black smoke that ordinary people could not detect. He thought in his heart: Yes, this place is the source of the energy coming out this afternoon. Looking at it like this, it seems to be the traces of some kind of monster activity.
"It's strange..." He suddenly shrugged his nose in the toilet, "Why is there a sudden smell of blood..."
"Washing..." The sound of flushing came from a cubicle. A moment later, the door was opened, and a man in hospital clothes walked out. He opened his mouth and cursed: "Is it okay if you have hemorrhoids? Why do you keep encountering people in the toilet recently?" So crazy!!! Bad luck.”
The other party was cursing as he walked out of the toilet door. Tan and his party passed by him, and the calm and slightly confused expressions on their faces suddenly cracked...
