Huang Cao looked intoxicated and took a deep breath.
People stand upright.
Raise your head and spread your two front paws in a hug.
"Huh~ This damn smell of green grass, this wind, this ouch..."
Gongyang Dong threw the back box out first, and his head came out of the hole. He was covered in mud, especially the dirt in his hair, which made his scalp itchy. Sometimes I really envy the pig butcher's shiny bald head. Long hair is really cumbersome. Look, huh? Huang Cao came out first, why is he gone?
At the bottom of the grassy slope, the one-eyed weasel climbed up with an angry groan and stared at the ram's neck.
His eyes were fierce and he wanted to drink blood.
"Hey! That ram! Let's add two more Bobo chickens after we come down the mountain!"
As soon as Yuan Yu got out of the hole, he heard Huang Cao's words. It was good to think about it carefully. It was time to celebrate.
Before he opened his mouth to order a few jars of old wine, something floated in the wind and slapped the weasel spirit on the face. When he looked carefully, he was overjoyed. It was a drawing of the cracks in hell everywhere!
I thought I was taken away by the arrogant monk and lost, but unexpectedly it flew back again, okay! Very good!
The yellow grass was covered with blueprints and squeaked and turned around. Yuan Yu and Gong Yangyang were so anxious when they saw this, they all rushed to grab the blueprints and almost didn't crush the yellow grass.
"Wow! Have you two ever thought about exposing the wolf? How ungrateful!"
The two young men ignored Huang Cao and carefully put the drawings away with relief.
perhaps……
God has arranged all this.
Gongyang glanced at Huangcao and felt that there was something wrong with what he just said and it was unreasonable.
"Old Huang, are you...are you...?"
When I asked whether it was a wolf or a rat, I didn’t dare to say it. There are rumors among the people that this kind of spirit likes to ask people for help. It is said that it is a human or an immortal, which can help one’s spiritual practice. Otherwise, it can be harmful. In any case, this spirit is still good. I am afraid that I will say a word. Fucked it.
"It's okay, but it doesn't matter. I don't like hypocritical seals. In the future, I will be recognized based on my ability. Don't think I am small, but I am definitely powerful. I have eaten chickens, ducks and fat sheep."
"Why do I think there is something in your words? My last name is Gongyang."
"That's a sheep too."
"..."
"Shh, be quiet, let's leave quickly."
One man and one beast looked at each other and were about to quarrel. Yuan Yu quickly interrupted and asked the two guys to stop making trouble. If they were discovered by the arrogant monks, their work would be in vain.
Huang Cao stroked the long beard on both sides of his mouth in a cool manner, and his confident look made the two humans feel at ease. He felt that the weasel spirit was also quite good. The small round ears did not look as ferocious as other animals. The key was that he was reliable. Compared with the two of him, he was more powerful. Like an old Jianghu.
He quickly started flattering, and his words of praise made Lao Huang intoxicated.
Huang Cao waved his short claws repeatedly to pretend to be reserved, but in fact he raised his ears for fear of missing a word.
"Hehe, it's too much praise, it's too much praise. We've been in jail together and we're all brothers. Let's see Huang take you down the mountain."
"Lao Huang is really talented and has extraordinary literary talent."
Gong Yang's flattery made Yuan Yu feel numb, and he was really curious about where Weasel learned the human language.
Huang Cao walked along the roadside and talked.
"Well, it's a long story. In fact, the mountains are very nice. Who knows, a strange thing happened one night a while ago. The moon suddenly shed more moonlight and the legendary Emperor's Liquid. It's good, but there are ghosts in the mountains. If there are too many, and the territory is not enough, I have no choice but to leave my hometown."
"Leaving one's hometown means leaving one's hometown and going to a distant place."
Gongyang couldn't help but correct him.
Huang Cao nodded.
"It turns out that I was lying on the roof of the private school to learn what people were saying, but the wind was too strong and I couldn't hear clearly."
"..."
The ancients did not deceive me. Strong wind can really delay studies.
The two young men followed the gray-headed yellow grass behind them through the bushes and woods. Although there seemed to be no path, they could always find a narrow, curved path that was two feet wide. They could also walk through steep places, sometimes going up and sometimes down, and they could always avoid the scope of human activities.
The bark of many trees along the rugged and narrow road was strangely smooth.
Gongyang Deng looked curious.
"Old Huang, have you been here before?"
"not at all."
"Then why is it so familiar?"
"Because what we are walking on now is the path of animals. You humans often say that snakes have snake paths, rats have rat paths, and wild boars and blue sheep have more paths. In the words of the private school teacher, it is a 'beast path'."
"..."
The two of them didn't expect to be reduced to such a situation and relied on the beast way to escape.
Although my heart felt uncomfortable, my feet followed me honestly. When they were twisting and turning in the mountains, they could always find stones to cross the river when they encountered fast streams. They secretly sighed that the natives were the most reliable, even if the two of them escaped by themselves, they would still be tired. Die in the mountains and find no way.
After walking along the valley for a long time, Huangcao easily found a way to cross the river and found a giant tree lying across the valley.
The running water roared below, and the splashing water fell on the giant tree, making it even more slippery. The giant tree was very thick and seemed easy to pass, but it was actually very difficult.
The yellow grass that has always been walking upright easily walked onto the giant tree.
It was a leisurely walk.
He put his paws behind his head and squinted his eyes, looking here and there and sniffing, as if the wetness didn't exist.
When Yuan Xu saw this, he stepped on it without hesitation. Then, his feet slipped and he sat down on the tree trunk. His eyes widened. It felt so sour...
Upon seeing this, Gongyang Dong calmly put down his backpack, rummaged around and took out two pairs of non-slip shoes made of animal skins.
Two people and one animal crossed the river and rested in the evening. Huangcao found a dry cave.
Make a fire and use the hot flames to dry damp clothes.
Frightened and on tenterhooks, the two young men were already so tired from climbing over mountains and ridges that their soles of their feet were numb. They almost dragged their legs on the road, and finally managed to get a good night's sleep.
The campfire crackled and was warm.
The two young men still gnawed on the cake. The difference from last time was that this time it could be softened with water. A certain weasel went hunting in the night and brought back two pheasants and small fish skewered with grass stalks. The authentic mountain and stream game was delicious. Wrap it in big leaves and burn it in the charcoal fire for a while, it will be very fragrant.
Huang Cao has been around the world for many years, and he is always talking about all kinds of interesting stories and dirty jokes.
The three guys just had to burn yellow paper to become brothers of different races.
Late at night, a heavy rain came unexpectedly.
The bonfire in the cave was warm, and withered grass and dry leaves were piled into a simple bed. The two of them hugged each other and slept soundly...
This situation lasted for two days, and it turned into a weasel leading two savages.
Finally meeting a human being at noon one day, Yuan Yu and Gong Yangji almost danced with the woodcutter they met.
In the afternoon, the weather was muggy.
In the only inn in the town, Huang Cao stood on the table and gnawed on chicken bones.
"Brother Huang, don't just eat chicken, come and have a bowl!"
"You must drink this bowl of wine! Otherwise, you will lose face and deny us two brothers!"
"Second brother and third brother, I, Lao Huang, will do it first as a courtesy!"
Without saying a word, Huang Cao picked up the wine bowl, which was extremely large for it. He pressed his head into it and started drinking. His belly swelled at a speed visible to the naked eye.
"good!"
Yuan Yu and Gongyang Deng shouted, raised their heads and poured heavily. The farmer's turbid wine was now better than the fairy wine.
Drinking is not just about the category, it’s about the mood.
The shopkeeper and Xiao Zhiqiu were very nervous. They had seen all kinds of tourists for half their lives. They had received good people, bad people, officials, traders, thieves, and even wanted criminals, but they had never received any monsters...
