In the pit, the weasel spirit was laughing.
Yuan Yu and Gong Yangji have heard many rumors about fairies, good and bad. They have also seen evil spirits in hell, but this is the first time they have seen fairies with their own eyes. They are slightly different from the legendary spirits. .
That's right, Huang Cao is just a spirit, unable to transform and has low magic power.
Maybe he has been in rural towns all year round and has learned the language through his eyes and ears.
"This is not a fairy mountain at all, otherwise you two would not be able to find the mountain gate. Of course, in the eyes of mortals, it is no different from a fairy mountain."
After Huang Cao finished speaking, he curled up his long tail and sat down on the ground like a human being.
"Are you two looking for the Cultivation Sect or are you really looking for the Immortal Mountain? Didn't you inquire carefully?"
"What...is there any difference?"
"Of course there is a difference, let me explain slowly..."
The weasel spirit turned into a storyteller, shaking his head and shaking his head, and explained in detail the difference between the mortal cultivation sect and the immortal cave. Although there were many hearsays, the difference was not too far.
The two young men listened attentively for a long time and finally figured out that not all those who can do magic are gods. They should not come to these mortal sects to report the cracks in hell. They should look for places with gods. However, the thought of wasting time makes them very upset. Heart.
"Hateful! I won't even listen to an explanation! I'm not a god if I wait for a long time!"
The male sheep grunted angrily.
Huang Cao, who was bored, suddenly became interested.
"Gagaga~ Are the monks from the sect particularly arrogant and unreasonable?"
"That's right! They said that the Celestial Clan is noble and holy, insulted the two of us as inferior human beings, and talked about such nonsense. Could it be that they have a brain disease?"
After hearing this, the weasel spirit laughed even more happily, holding his stomach and rolling on the ground.
"Quack~ You're right, they are indeed mentally ill. Anyway, I, Huang, can't see any difference between these Lao Shizi tribes and you. Quack~ You ridiculous Celestial people, they are so noble and holy that they made me laugh to death~"
Yuan Yu felt that Huang Cao might really die from laughing if he continued to laugh like this, even though it was really ridiculous.
On the other side, the chained man was swallowing hard.
Huang Cao rubbed his belly after laughing enough.
"I've been around for decades, and I've found that only barbaric and backward people like to claim to be noble and holy. That's right! These idiots are unreasonable! I spent money to buy an old hen to stew ginseng. It must be stealing! I was caught in this damn pit. Imprisoned to die!”
"..."
The two of them thought it was strange for the spirit to buy chicken, and the other sentence seemed like a wise saying.
As soon as the weasel here finished cursing, the man who had taken a breath on the other side suddenly became unhappy.
"The monsters are talking nonsense! They are sneaky people! They understand human language but don't understand what respect is! Ouch..."
Huang Cao was furious.
He looked left and right, bent down, picked up a small ball of black stuff and threw it at the man!
A special stench flew over, and Yuan Yu now understood why the man stunk so much. Instead of hitting him with a stone, the weasel picked up a dung ball and threw it at him.
"I admit that I stole chickens before, but I never touched dogs! Also, since they don't respect me, why should I respect them! Do you think I have a brain disease?"
The spirit doesn't care about the dung balls, but the man does. He can't do things like pick up filth, so he's obviously at a disadvantage.
Yuan Yu and Gong Yangdong tried to calm each other down, but if the quarrel continued, the prison would be so smelly that it would be impossible to stay there.
If there were no talisman confinement, it is estimated that the yellow grass would probably make the inmates suffer. They would even dare to pick up dung balls and there would be nothing else they would dare to do.
After calming down, he beckoned Yuan Yu and Gong Yangdong to sit closer.
"We are all brothers who are in trouble here. Don't pay attention to that idiot who is willing to humble himself."
When he said this, he suddenly slapped his head with his paw.
Turning to look at the man.
"Hey~ what's your name?"
"The road is thousands of miles long, and the distance is long. You can call me a traveler in the clouds. I have heard for a long time that there are people from the Tian Clan who are holy..."
Huang Cao couldn't help but get angry again.
"I'll beat you to death!"
Huang Cao, who was so angry at Yunguo that he had a headache, lowered his head to look for the dung balls, but there were so many dung balls in stock. Angrily, he turned around and raised his tail and pointed it at the inmates. Hearing a pop, the three humans present secretly thought at the same time...
The weasel who has become a spirit has extraordinary abilities, and his killer talent has already reached its peak.
Yuan Yu and Gong Yangdong, who hurriedly covered their noses and retreated, were shocked. A cloud of mist flew straight towards Yun Youyou and landed accurately on his face.
"Ugh...it smells so bad..."
With a pop, Tourist Yun fell down neatly.
He was foaming at the mouth, rolling his eyes and twitching, his hands were scratching like chicken claws, and his legs were kicking around.
People who have never experienced that kind of smell can't imagine it. After smelling it once, they will never want to smell it again. It can easily become a nightmare that will last a lifetime.
Huang Cao adjusted the one-eyed dragon's eye mask and expertly assumed the posture of a master.
"Okay, it's finally quiet. The three of us continue to discuss how to escape from prison."
The two looked at each other and nodded at the same time.
In any case, the weasel spirit is more reliable than that cloud tourist. Huang Cao is right. He is an idiot who wants to drag others with him because he is humble. Damn his respect for the Celestial Clan. He has no time for this. What a waste of money.
"Please Huang...senior for advice."
"Don't take advice as an advice, it should be cooperation. You help me remove those talismans, and the three of us can escape together. I don't want to be sent to the Trial Valley and beaten to death by those little monks."
Yuan Yu and Gong Yanggu were a little hesitant. After all, Huang Cao was a wild beast.
"If you don't want to help, then take that idiot and escape from prison. I've had enough of him! Being in the same prison with him is the greatest insult to me!"
"Senior Huang, don't worry, we are willing to help you."
Yuan Yu felt that Huang Cao knew a lot, and as a spirit, he must know magic.
Huang Cao touched his face and smiled.
"Why don't you, senior? Just call me Huang Cao. Breaking the formation is actually very simple. Just take these two talismans at the same time. You are human beings and don't have to worry about backlash. Yes, just those two."
The two stood left and right according to the yellow grass prompts, and at the same time grabbed the talisman and began to break the formation. The glowing talisman indeed had no effect on humans and could be easily broken. The talisman specifically used to restrain evil spirits was ineffective on humans.
The luster of the talisman paper disappeared, and Huangcao finally got out of trouble.
The two were once again on tenterhooks, fearing that the weasel would turn against him.
Unexpectedly, the first thing he did after escaping from the trap was to rush towards Yun Youyou, scratching his feet and beating him severely...
Finally, he spat viciously.
"Bah! Remember! I never pet dogs!"
He turned back to greet Yuan Yu and Gong Yangxi, and pointed to the crack in the stone wall. The crack about one person wide was not rock but loess. It was difficult to spot without looking carefully.
"Do you two have money?"
"Uh, yes, how much does Brother Huang want?"
"Don't get me wrong, I want to say we have a big meal after we escape. Give me two chickens."
Huangcao still can't forget the beggar's chicken made by humans. It tastes more fragrant than ascending to immortality.
Gongyang Dong raised his hand and stretched out five fingers.
"Five of them, as long as we can escape, we will be brothers from now on!"
"Good brother! Look at me!"
Huang Cao was in high spirits, and his remaining little eyes were shining. Under the temptation of the five chickens, he quickly dug into the soil with his claws, digging out a narrow passage along the cracks in the stone wall. The two people following him felt that the weasel was quite trustworthy, so they planned to let it go. Huang Cao caused chaos and took the opportunity to escape. Unexpectedly, the ending was more perfect than planned.
Secluded valley.
The turf on the hillside bulged out and a little head popped out...
