The dragon's roar echoed through the small courtyard.
Yue Lao woke up with a start. He stood up in a panic but found that his neck was pinched and he couldn't straighten his waist...
Bai Yujun pinched the old man's neck with his small hands, but couldn't lift it up due to his height. Instead, he made Yue Lao lower his head. The scene was quite funny. There are always things that can't be hurt after transforming.
"Fairy, why is this... alas..."
"You're still pretending! You, an old god who fights against the five scum, forgot to plot against me behind my back?"
"Oh... misunderstanding, it must be a misunderstanding..."
His little hands were like iron pincers, unable to break free.
The Yue Lao in front of him is famous all over the world for his fighting prowess. He has a mysterious cloth bag hanging on his waist and can change the trajectory of his life with a simple operation by an experienced hand. Different from other images of gods, Yue Lao has a childish face and fair hair, and is dressed like an ordinary old man in the world.
Moubai was really afraid of squeezing this old man to death.
I can only hate Songzhao and scare him to death. He is really afraid that something big will happen and he will be scratched to death by those boys and girls who worship Yue Lao all day long for marriage signs.
"Be honest, or this dragon will hit you to death!"
"you are……"
Yue Lao straightened up tremblingly.
When he saw the pair of tree branches and dragon horns clearly in front of him, his old eyes widened and his face turned bitter.
Bai Yujun glanced at Yue Lao's cloth bag curiously.
The bulging bag is definitely not a good thing, as if for fear that others won't see it, there is a faint sense of mystery entangled by fate. Could it be that artifact?
He pointed at the cloth pouch at his waist with the scabbard.
"What's in it?"
"The red rope has ears to tie the feet of the couple. The red rope ties the two together. No matter poverty, wealth or distance, they will eventually become husband and wife."
"Oh, where's the concubine?"
"this……"
Yue Lao was also stumped. As the god in charge of marriage contracts, he couldn't speak nonsense.
Bai Yujun rolled his eyes and remembered a story about Yue Lao, but that story had big problems and was simply disgusting.
"There is a story about a certain scholar who was unmarried when he was 30 years old. He met Yue Lao by chance and asked about it. He learned that the girl in the vegetable seller's arms would be married to her when she turned sixteen. The scholar thought that the daughter of the vegetable seller in the countryside was low and vulgar, so he sent The servant killed the girl. The servant was timid and failed to do any real harm. He only left a scar between his eyebrows."
"More than ten years later, the scholar is still unmarried and has established a career."
"He won the appreciation of an official and married an official's daughter. After the marriage, he was curious about the origin of the scar between his new wife's eyebrows, and learned that it was the girl who was pregnant with the vegetable seller during the attempted assassination."
"The girl is not the vegetable seller's biological child, but the official's niece."
Old Yue stroked his beard and nodded with satisfaction, proud of his legendary ability.
"and after?"
Speaking of this, Bai Yujun's face was full of disgust.
"Later, the scholar talked about this adventure with everyone he met, completely forgetting about the murder, and used it as a topic of conversation. Is this red line black?"
"Huh? Well...it's fate, maybe..."
Moubai sneered.
"I don't care what mortals do, but! How dare you hold my red rope? Now Yue Lao even arranges marriages for birds and animals!"
"Fairy, calm down. Fairy, calm down. There must be a misunderstanding here."
"Misunderstand?"
He raised his hand and placed the ax intended to chop down the tree on Yue Lao's shoulder.
"Come on, let me chop you with an axe. It's all a misunderstanding anyway, don't you think? How about I tell the Queen Mother about this?"
Hearing Dragon Girl mention the Queen Mother, Yue Lao felt a chill running up his spine.
"Fairy, please don't be angry. I don't even know. The problem must have been while I was sleeping..."
"Do you get drunk and fall asleep every day?"
Yue Lao smiled and nodded.
Bai Yujun closed his eyes, raised his head and took a deep breath, trying hard not to swing the ax.
I'm speechless, I deeply feel how hateful God's negligence is.
I saw Yue Lao looking around, his appearance furtive, as if he was checking to see if anyone was peeping.
"What bad intentions do you have, you bad old man?"
"Actually, I know that the marriage contract was secretly interfered with, but I don't have the power to speak out. I don't know exactly who it is, but there must be many in this heaven."
Sure enough, the water was too deep.
bass!
He threw away the ax and drew the sword out of its sheath, revealing half of the sharp edge.
Put it on Yue Lao's neck.
With a fierce look on his face, Bai Moulong was incompatible with the rebel organization and wanted to kill each other. He had fought countless times over the years, both openly and secretly.
"How can I tell whether an old man like you is a rebel or not?"
"Fairy, be careful not to be slippery...Although this old man is weak, he is still an ancient god. How could he do such treason? I don't dare to get involved."
Bai Yujun knew that there was no need for Yue Lao to get involved, and there was no need for the marriage agency to stir up trouble.
This guy must be an old man from Heaven. He talks half of the story and half hides it. He is full of tricks. So far, he has almost figured out the matchmaking situation in the engagement hall. The old man is so afraid that he just pretends to be dead when he is drunk. In fact, he secretly observes who is causing trouble. He is not allowed to secretly Report to the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother.
With his ability to string strings together with one hand, the stakes are high and no one dares to touch him.
Who specifically designed it.
It doesn't matter whether you know it or not, except for a limited number of people, all the others are untrustworthy.
After taking back the knife, I had some free time to look at the engagement hall.
"Oh, it's so elegant in front of flowers and under the moon."
"This is what our responsibilities are. It's rare for a fairy to come here. Please move to the inner courtyard to speak. We are colleagues in the heavenly court, so there is no need to see anyone outside."
"You're right, let's go cut wood."
"It can't be cut...it can't be cut..."
Bai Yujun strolled around the courtyard with his hands behind his back, and Yue Lao followed with a wry smile. He wandered around the palace that was in charge of weddings in the world, looking around and touching. The engagement palace was obviously different from ordinary palaces. Red was the main color, and the doors and windows were carved with mandarin ducks hanging in red. Lanterns with red words "happy" on them, wedding wine used for the wedding and red packages in mahogany boxes are placed in the corner.
Quite distinctive.
Especially the beautifully decorated eight-carrying red sedan chair in the front yard.
The decoration of the sedan chair can even be said to be particularly luxurious. The hanging ornaments made of gold and silver are layered and connected, jade pendants, and red ropes to create the most grand wedding. The bright red color is extremely festive.
Three rites and six betrothals, a bright matchmaker getting married, a phoenix crown and a beautiful harem, and a large sedan chair carrying hundreds of red beauties. This is the wedding that many girls are looking forward to.
Hongzhuang was carried in, until Xiao Xiaosubai was carried out many years later...
The front yard of the engagement hall is filled with wedding supplies, which is very festive. The lights, candles and utensils are all related to the wedding.
The palace is huge.
Bai Yujun wandered around for a long time before finishing the shopping.
"Where's the tree? Where's that big tree? The one with the flower on it."
"In the backyard, please~"
The big red door with the word "Happy" on it slowly opened, and in an instant, a strong destiny of marriage hit my face. As the saying goes, there are white evil spirits in funerals, but I don't know that there are red evil spirits in happy events. To put it simply, the mysterious substance is too strong to bear.
Wave your hand and brush away the red evil.
"Tsk tsk, the picture is so beautiful and dreamy."
The huge full moon covers the background, the red luan star hangs in the sky, and the old trees are covered with red ropes and red flowers.
Perhaps only painters who are good at aesthetic painting can draw it. The old tree resembles a thousand-year-old banyan tree, with a canopy like a canopy. Red ropes are densely packed among the branches and leaves. Flowers are blooming and falling all the time. Countless red ropes are connected by themselves. Busy all the time.
Standing under the canopy, you can see red ropes appearing and disappearing, and flowers blooming and withering.
"This acacia tree... is a god?"
