At night, the two figures were sneaky.
"Bai, what are we doing? There's not even a ghost on the hillside."
"Of course it's to make a fortune. Didn't you hear the old guy say this afternoon that he lives in seclusion in Qingniu Mountain? If word spreads about the dignified Xuanxian Cave, it will definitely cause turmoil and chaos. How can you and I sit back and watch the tragedy?"
"Zhizhi, I feel a lot after hearing what you said."
A certain white-collar worker and a certain monkey returned late at night just to empty out the wealth of Laoxiandong Mansion. It doesn’t matter what the function of the treasure is, as long as it is valuable. He took advantage of the opportunity to sweep it all away and easily earn a lot of wealth. Even if he doesn’t use it, he can leave it to his relatives and friends. The acquaintances in Longmian World will ascend to meet him. You have to bring out the greeting gift when you meet.
It's much better than just saying "You're here" when meeting someone, and it also shows off that you're doing well.
"Why don't we come and kill him? The old monster is already dead anyway."
"Brother Monkey must remember to make a fortune silently."
"Squeak? Like hitting a sap?"
"It's true if you think so. In short, you can gain benefits secretly and be a low-key and restrained villain."
The monkey seemed to be pushed open to a new world before his eyes...
The radius of five hundred miles is very easy for gods to search and find. They can avoid the land of mountain gods and find random mountain people to intimidate them. After asking for the location of Qingniu Mountain, they rush to the door in the middle of the night to loot. What in the world are Qingniu Mountain, Daniu Mountain, and Daqingshan? There are countless place names. There is a saying that if the mountain is not high, there will be immortals. It is a blessed place.
I found the hut cave halfway up the mountain, bypassed the two gatekeepers and went into the secret room to loot.
The secret elixir bottles, futons for meditation, coffee tables and tea sets, and other things that look pleasing to the eye are all packed away.
Follow the smell into the medicine garden.
Select the best elixirs and dig them out of the soil and give them to Xidang flowers to raise. Low-level elixirs or elixirs of a young age are reserved for those who are destined to collect them.
Before leaving, throw out the demonic energy left behind after killing the demon to cover up the aura and divert the trouble to the east. Anyway, the monsters don't mind if there are many more scapegoats on them. They are very happy to take the scapegoat and gain fame.
Scraping the ground three feet away, there is nothing that can be seen.
Silently, I got into the night clouds and ran wildly for half a month...
…
Outskirts of the war zone.
A certain heavenly garrison camp is operating in an orderly and efficient manner. Although the invasion of monsters has been repelled, the monsters scattered in the chaos have not yet been cleaned up. They either act alone or gather together to cause chaos. Heavenly army camps are set up in each area to eliminate monsters at any time, and there are sufficient troops. Materials are plentiful.
On the ninth day of the lunar month, the wind is warm and the sun is beautiful, so it’s a good time to meditate.
The gatekeepers stationed at the camp saw a lonely and unfamiliar face in the team returning to the camp.
In front of the door, Bai Yujun, wearing jingling broken armor, was waiting for questioning.
Randomly give the monkey the identity of a demon-sparing fairy who has taken on the task of exterminating demons, and take the local turtle to see the big scene. The large and small steel warships and the Pegasus starry sky are completely confused by the monkey's eyes. He scratches his ears and cheeks and jumps around. The Sanxian who was on the mission to eliminate demons covered his mouth and snickered.
Maybe because of Bai Yujun, the monkey has a good impression of Tianjun.
The Heavenly Soldier checked the jade certificate of identity and confirmed that he was not a spy. He looked sympathetically at the dilapidated immortal armor that was about to fall apart. He secretly sighed at his bad luck and encountered a powerful demon. He was lucky enough to survive. A certain immortal who was also beaten and injured by the demon saw someone with him. It was just as miserable, and I suddenly felt much better inside, feeling like we were connected by the same fate.
The inspection is over.
"General, please come to the camp to rest. Military supplies are collected at the Chen position, and the rest barracks are at the Kun position."
"Thank you."
He wandered in with a dog's tail in his mouth.
Passing through the tight defense circle, shaking the dragon's head in front of the mirror that showed his true self, and swaggeringly going to receive the replacement fairy armor, he went on a rampage full of ruffian spirit.
When passing by a neatly parked metal mecha, I kicked the giant metal heel hard twice.
"Ha~ It's really strong. I'll get one to play with when I have time. What should I look at? I've never seen a thorn head!"
"Zhizhi~thorn head!"
This is what happens in frontline military camps.
The more down-to-earth you are, the easier it is to blend in. It would be better to have a better relationship with a group of arrogant men who have different heads and waists but don't care about being sensible. Maybe you can beat them up. People who are likely to blow out the lamp and pull out the wax at any time are basically out of their minds.
Passing by the prison, I saw a huge cage full of monsters. There was a giant monster three stories high that was roaring. The heavenly soldiers used hooks and scythes to pierce the flesh and pull, but they couldn't stop the monster from getting mad and arrogant. The iron cage was shaking and making noises. The little monster was unlucky. Trampled to death.
From time to time, celestial soldiers and generals capture monsters alive.
However, after practicing magic for a long time, the mind becomes confused and it is difficult to calm it down.
A certain Bai took a look.
"How dare you yell? Beat it!"
Without saying a word, he crawled in through the gap in the iron cage and became furious. He grabbed the monster with his small hands, pulled it over, jumped on his face, and punched it hard. The blood spurted out and made a bang-bang sound. The bones of his nose were broken and collapsed. It was quite cruel.
"..."
The heavenly soldiers decided to remain silent.
Not long after, he put on a new suit of immortal armor, whistled, and swayed around with his head in his hands.
He took off his helmet, tied his long hair into a ponytail, and headed straight to the airport terminal.
"Brother Monkey, be more reserved."
"It is best to keep your eyes straight and have an indifferent expression."
"Yes, the eyes of all the immortals in the world must be sharp and domineering."
An extremely arrogant immortal general and a gnashing-teeth demon monkey walked into the cabin, occupied the best Feng Shui position and waited for the boat to sail. They took out ham, bacon, melons and fruits and feasted on them, as if they were on an outing in the countryside.
The huge battleship rose into the sky, slowly turned and accelerated, and the huge teleportation array shone in the sky.
In the cabin, the space jump brought about a brief period of stillness, and after recovery, it reached Xianqiao.
Tianmenwai Pier.
Bai Yujun and Monkey got off the ship and went straight to the mission hall. After receiving the mission, they registered the jade certificate to allocate a small warship. They hurriedly stepped onto the warship and followed the operation manual to familiarize themselves with the dazzling operating facilities.
I'm a monkey, I don't understand what the situation is when I read the operation manual...
A certain person studied the manual carefully.
"Energy furnace operation rune..."
"Spiritual power output adjustment rune..."
"what is this?"
"Adjust the direction up and down, left and right, and open and close the hatch. You can calibrate the target jump point from the three-dimensional star map. It seems that it is a bit troublesome to operate it by yourself. No wonder the spacecraft is piloted by more than two heavenly soldiers. It is really troublesome."
The seat metal can automatically grow to fit the body shape.
When driving on your back, there is a ball engraved with runes in front of the seat, which shines beautifully. There is a gorgeous star map on the side with various transmission points marked. It is purely manual operation.
"Zhizhizhi~I can help~"
The monkey fidgeted anxiously and lost interest in eating half of the peach.
"If you are sitting in the co-pilot seat, please tell me in advance that you are not allowed to vomit in the boat or open the door to vomit outside. Remember this."
"Ji? Where did you vomit?"
"Swallow it, it's just something in your stomach anyway."
"Zhizhi, that makes sense~"
After pondering for a long time, I felt that it was almost done, and slowly closed the hatch. The dock official standing outside had a dark face. Finally, he sighed and touched the warship sympathetically, as if saying goodbye affectionately...
It is not difficult to drive a small warship of the Heavenly Army. I slowly left the dock and drove onto the Immortal Bridge. I almost collided with a male immortal who was riding a lotus flower.
"Watch it carefully! Can you afford to pay for damaging the fairy lotus... Ouch!"
After biting out half a peach and knocking the handsome male fairy off the lotus, Bai closed the porthole and continued driving.
There were countless large and small warships and magic weapons in the gorgeous fairy bridge. A warship about the size of a truck was mixed in the group and slowly approached the huge teleportation array.
