Zhao Doudou was not feeling well. She came back from the United States for summer vacation, but she encountered such a strange thing!
Thinking about what "Gentle Yida" said, it seems that she has really been to the cemetery and the temple!
I went with my grandma last week!
Did he really encounter something unclean and get entangled in it?
But those are the souls of martyrs, why are they pestering me?
ah.......
Although Zhao Doudou has a fierce personality and goes her own way, she is only a sixteen-year-old girl after all and can still be easily fooled.
Shocked and frightened, I immediately put away my arrogant attitude and posted: "Master, what do you think I should do? Is it serious? Will someone die?"
Liang Jiangtao laughed miserably when he saw the private message, and replied in a pretentious manner: "It's not difficult to say it's difficult, but it's not easy to say it's simple. Let's do this. You worship me as your teacher, and I will naturally teach you how to resolve it."
Zhao Doudou looked at the private message. The request seemed very simple, and he should not lose anything.
But if you want to worship this stupid bald donkey... no... the strange monk is your teacher, how can you still hang out in Jiangzhou if word spreads?
In the circle of Jiangzhou children, she is the well-deserved eldest sister, with countless younger brothers.
If people knew that she accepted the old monk as her teacher, it would be too cheap and not cool at all!
Besides, if you become a disciple of him, will you fall into his trap, use this to position yourself, sneak into your room when the moon is dark and the wind is high, and make some weird requests...
Could it be a perverted monk? !
This man is so weird!
We have to guard against it!
If he dares to come, can Wangcai bite him to death?
Wangcai is her family's big wolfdog, with high performance and military use.
Zhao Doudou completely let go of his imagination and flew freely.
Ding dong, another private message came: "Buddha saved the destined person, since you and I are not destined, then you can do it for yourself, I wish you good luck. But for your sake, it is best not to sleep alone recently, do not turn off the lights, and do not shine at night Mirror, you are weak, I am afraid you will see things you shouldn't see, and sometimes you will be scared to death in situations like this. But it's not a big deal, it will dissipate automatically after three to five years, and it won't haunt you for the rest of your life. of."
When Zhao Doudou heard this, he immediately became anxious and typed quickly: "No, no, no, no, master, master, can't I accept you as my master? Tell me quickly, what should I do? Do you want to do something?"
Liang Jiangtao was about to squirt, how did he know?
After thinking about it, he replied deliberately and profoundly: "Uh-huh, don't open the windows when sleeping, don't turn on the air conditioner, lie down before ten o'clock every day, fast and bathe, not distracted, recite "I will serve the people" a hundred times, and have three meals. Rules: no drinking, no killing, no swearing, no wearing strange clothes.”
"Is it that simple?" Zhao Doudou was a little surprised.
"Simple? Only if you can do it! If you break the precept, it will be very dangerous! Don't blame me for not warning you!"
"Ah...how long is this going to last?"
"One month!"
"good."
Zhao Doudou felt much calmer at the moment. If that was all, it would not be difficult to achieve.
"By the way, since you join my sect, you also need to have a dharma name, so let's call you Gray Slave!" Liang Jiangtao continued to send a private message.
Zhao Doudou was anxious: "Master, this name is not cool at all. Why is it called a slave? It's still gray! It sounds like a slave, it's so unpleasant!"
"The name was chosen by Master, how can you be picky? When you come to my house, you must follow the rules!"
Across the screen, Zhao Doudou seemed to feel a hint of majesty and did not dare to make trouble.
Send a private message and ask: "Master, I don't know your Dharma name yet!"
"Since you have joined my sect, you really need to know this. Our sect is the Tianya Yunyu Sect, and our master's name is Yun Chi."
Liang Jiangtao thought of a name casually, and it seemed a bit wise and foolish.
Yun Chi, Yun Chi, Zhao Doudou clicked her tongue, as if the master's name was not much better than hers, and her mentality suddenly became balanced.
"How can I find you in the future? I may have questions that I need to ask for help."
She felt that the master was a bit serious and was probably not a charlatan, so she consciously used honorifics.
"Fate comes and goes, virtual reality, just send a private message through Tianya!"
After Liang Jiangtao finished replying, he almost burst out laughing.
Today's prank was absolutely amazing.
I don’t know if I can meet this girl in the future.
Nor does she know her true identity.
Alas, there is no need to be so clear about it. If it comes from the Internet, let it go to the Internet.
Just treat it as a sideshow.
This time teasing her was, on the one hand, a small punishment. Who told her to be rude to him online?
On the other hand, it also allows her to take care of her body. At a young age, good living habits are very important.
Liang Jiangtao looked at his account and felt that it could really be managed well.
In later generations, there was a KK master in Tianya. His posts accurately predicted the occurrence and trends of many events, and he became a legend on the Tianya Forum.
Many people are impressed by his insight, prediction ability and unique insights.
In this case, let’s do something eye-catching.
At least it can't be worse than this KK!
I immediately thought about my writing and wrote: "Real estate will continue to rise, at least for 20 years. It will see its first big rise around 2005, and it will continue to rise after the Beijing Olympics in 2008. It will be big in about 10 years." It will rise once, there will be a big rise around 14 years, and there will be a big rise around 17 years. If you need it, don’t hesitate, get on the bus quickly.”
This post basically accurately states the trend of housing prices. It will definitely become a god post in a few years, but it should not cause any waves now.
On the contrary, many people will think that he is dreaming and talking nonsense.
A considerable number of people are optimistic about China Real Estate, but as of 2008.
It is believed that once the Olympic Games are over, there will be a rapid decline.
"A financial crisis will occur in the United States in a few years and spread to the world..."
"China will become a heavyweight labor exporting country in the future, and overseas labor services will be very popular. Those who are interested can consider it."
"The stock market will experience a sharp decline in a few years. Those who have made money are advised to stop as soon as the profits are good. If you run late, don't blame me for not warning you!"
These are all things that will be fulfilled one by one in later generations, but it seems that the cycle is a bit long, at least not attractive enough for now.
Decided to come up with something eye-catching: "The famous movie star Li Tiantian has a tax problem, I hope you can take care of it yourself."
He checked and found that this matter hasn't been revealed yet, it should have happened recently.
Zhao Doudou sent several private messages to Yun Chi, but received no reply and pouted in anger.
They all accepted people as their apprentices, and they were still so careless.
Then I saw a few posts from Yun Chi. The first few were not interesting, but the last one was a bit scary.
Oh day!
Tax issues!
Can this be nonsense?
This master is really awesome!
What to do?
Zhao Doudou suddenly realized that the cheap master he recognized seemed to be somewhat interesting.
How dare you say such a specific thing? Whether it is true or not can be verified soon!
