Qiao Ze got his wish and saw the report given by Cern's supercomputer.
In fact, given Edward Witten's current state, even if Qiao Ze made a more extreme request, such as asking him to package all the recently collected experimental data and send it to him, the other party would probably not refuse.
However, Qiao Ze is actually not very interested in those complicated data.
The lhc sounds very high-end, and it is indeed very advanced compared to the earth's basic industrial capabilities, and the cost is extremely expensive. However, in Qiao Ze's opinion, the experimental process is somewhat simple and crude, and the main focus is to work hard to achieve miracles. Even kindergarten children can figure out the principle in one minute, which is a powerful collision.
It was like letting two planes accelerate to maximum horsepower and then crash into each other. Then a bunch of people gathered around to study what was on the plane by collecting debris data.
Oh, it has to have wings and wheels. Is this a rudder? Yeah, it turns out that the plane still needs a side plate? What is this stuff? Gyro?
In short, the faster the speed, the greater the instantaneous force generated during impact, the harder it will be broken, and the closer it will be to the origin.
It is simply that there is no possibility of direct observation in the microscopic world. It is necessary to indirectly analyze what was knocked out through energy reaction. At the same time, these particles are not like objects that can be seen everywhere. At least so far, humans have not been able to accurately describe the behavior of particles.
If the particle is personified, then this thing is like a psychopath. No one knows exactly what he is going to do. He can only guess what he might do through mathematics.
In addition, particles decay and annihilate, and their lifespan is extremely short.
One hundred millionth of a second can no longer be described as an instant in the macroscopic world, but in the microscopic world, particles that can exist for such a long time are considered to have a long life. For example, for resonance particles that decay through strong interactions, the decay time can only be guessed...
The estimated existence time is about one quadrillionth of a second, which in scientific terms is 10e-28 seconds.
In addition, there are hundreds of millions of detectors in the collider, which can produce more than 1,000 tons of raw data every second. Even if all the computing power in the world is added together, it is not enough for this thing, so it will be from the beginning. The system automatically filters most of the data and selectively stores a portion of the data.
This is also the reason why it is almost impossible to aimlessly find a new particle without a ready-made model.
Because even if a new particle is really hit by a miracle with great force, it may be directly filtered out, even if it is reflected on human observable data, that is, it is an undetectable dot on the screen. Maybe just ignore it as an accident.
Just like the original discovery of the God particle, it also relied on the basic model.
Initially, it was just a group of Higgs who tried to use gauge field theory to explain the weak nuclear force. But this theory encountered a problem as soon as it was proposed. Theoretically, the mass of the weak force gauge field is zero, so how to explain that protons and electrons have rest mass?
Physicists at that time had an idea and proposed in 1964 to artificially add a function term to the mathematical equation of the weak force gauge field. This functional term was interpreted as originating from a "vacuum" and was then known as the Higgs mechanism.
With this functional term, physicists can adjust the parameters of mathematical equations to predict the w and z bosons. Both particles were quickly demonstrated in the laboratory. But the problem is that if this explanation is correct, then there is another "God particle", the Higgs boson, that has never been found.
It was not until half a century later, in 2012, after the collision energy level of the LHC was upgraded from 7 tev to 8 tev, that CRN finally announced that it seemed to have found evidence of the existence of the Higgs boson, and after nearly half a year of confirmation, it finally confirmed the so-called The existence of the God Particle was confirmed, with its mass between 115 and 152 gev.
The result was that Higgs, who predicted the Higgs boson, and Engler, the physicist who first discovered the Higgs boson, both won the Nobel Prize in Physics the following year.
The reason why it took so long was, on the one hand, the upgrade of the collider. After all, the force is not strong enough to knock this thing out. On the other hand, it was also because the parameters given at that time were very vague, which predicted that there must be such examples, otherwise the gauge field theory would not be established.
And it cannot be said that both the w and z bosons have been found, but the Higgs boson, which gives the particles mass, has not been found.
The theory given by Qiao Ze was verified so quickly, and the preliminary results were given in just one month. On the one hand, this is because the collider has been upgraded to find the Higgs boson, and on the other hand, Qiao Ze has not only It is a prediction, and it also gives extremely detailed equations.
Of course, some verifications need to be done next. After confirming that the results are rigorous enough, they can basically be released to the outside world.
Such considerate service has both advantages and disadvantages.
The advantage is that it saves physicists countless detours, but the disadvantage is that the Nobel Prize in Physics will most likely not be divided into two.
It is probably difficult for Edward Witten to win a Nobel for this achievement and make up for the regrets in his life.
After all, a physicist who won the Fields Medal but not the Nobel Prize sounds unserious.
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Edward Witten had already hurried off the line to study the raw data.
Next, Cern will probably collide repeatedly in the energy level area where the pattern is found to confirm that the results can be reproduced. This time will probably take another week.
After all, serious physicists would not be willful enough to post these results on a public traffic platform similar to Weibo to compete for traffic with the flat earth.
In fact, you can't even grab it.
From a human's first instinct, the flat earth theory is actually more conducive to understanding. After all, if you want to explain that the earth is round, why people living in the southern hemisphere can avoid falling, and why scientific research can still be conducted in Antarctica, it is actually a very troublesome matter.
This requires certain mathematical knowledge and logical thinking ability. Paranoid people also have to be convinced that scientists are not all big liars.
On the other hand, Qiao Ze carefully looked at the verification report given by the Cern supercomputer.
The result proved to be so smooth that even Qiao Ze felt a little surprised.
After all, it took Cern three months to verify the quality of his Yang Mills field. He thought it might take longer this time, about half a year. Unexpectedly, I found the answer in more than 20 days.
This probably means that physics research at this stage also depends on luck, right?
Qiao Ze felt a little emotional and didn't know whether it was his luck or Cern's luck.
After seeing that the results were basically in line with his predictions, Qiao Ze opened the database where the research manuscripts were stored on his computer and marked several files.
With these good helpers, the topics he needs to study in the next stage are basically determined.
Since the conjecture is correct, a complete mathematical structure can always be found to describe the entire theory.
Just like what he just said to Edward Witten, he feels that the universe is like a perfect note. The universe is still expanding rapidly, and the decay and annihilation of particles are all the result of this vibration.
But if you want to prove a point, you have to start small and find the pattern. In a sense, this idea is similar to something described by string theory. The reason why the latter has not yet become a theory recognized by mainstream academic circles is simply that so far, the entire theory cannot be verified in the laboratory with the current human capabilities and means.
So for the time being, we are just looking for inferences through mathematics.
Although Qiao Ze is doing similar work, through the quantum implication model, he seems to be able to find a possibility that can be indirectly verified.
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In the afternoon, Lu Xiuxiu came home from get off work. After being startled by Doudou, she was quickly won over by this little thing's sweet words.
Probably because her husband passed away unexpectedly, she could only focus on her children. However, Qiao Ze had a taciturn temperament, so she had few people to talk to in the first half of her life, so for Doudou Mengmeng Thoughts about it, I didn’t feel noisy at all, I just thought this thing was so cute!
Especially those little tempers, which were exactly like the naughty grandson in her fantasy, so to Qiao Ze's surprise, she fell in love with Doudou to the core.
Even while eating, he asked a question that made Qiao Ze feel incredible: "Qiao Ze, is the charger used to charge Doudou okay? I read online that the charger is not good and may have a bad impact on the electrical appliances. Doudou’s charger should pass the test, right? Isn’t it bad for your health?”
Well, if someone else asked this question, Qiao Ze would probably just leave silently, but when Lu Xiuxiu asked this question, Qiao Ze didn't even dare to answer: "If it breaks, just give it another body."
Although Lu Xiuxiu is not like other tough mothers, Qiao Ze will resort to family rules when talking nonsense, but she will be self-absorbed and depressed, which makes Qiao Ze unbearable.
So Qiao Ze could only comfort him: "No, the highest standard."
"Oh, all right!"
Well, this is directly assuming the identity of grandma, and she starts to care about whether Doudou is eating well.
Of course, this is understandable.
Qiao Ze stopped pestering her when she was four years old and kept calling her mother. But now there is a robot in the house. Although it does not look like a human, the screen above his head always has various cute expressions and will surround her. Lu Xiuxiu can call her grandma and help her work in the kitchen.
Even when Lu Xiuxiu told it what dish to cook, Doudou could still find out how to cook the dish through its screen, and then gave instructions in the kitchen with its immature childish voice. Grandma should put this first, then that, and how to control the heat.
Talk about various scientific principles in a matter-of-fact way, and how doing so will affect the taste...
Talk like you've tasted it yourself.
From time to time, one or two golden sentences will pop up, and the soft and cute childish voice will make people hate even if they are criticized.
"Grandma, you must be too young so you don't know how to cook, right?"
"Oh, my God, I know why dad is so smart. It must be grandma's alchemy method in the kitchen...Mom, Doudou learned alchemy from grandma!"
In short, wherever Doudou goes, there is laughter and laughter, and it is difficult not to attract Lu Xiuxiu's attention.
What made Lu Xiuxiu cry the most was that after they finished eating, the little guy rushed to the kitchen to wash the rice bowl.
"Hey, Doudou, don't touch the water."
"Grandma, Brave Doudou is not afraid of getting wet! By the way, Grandma, Doudou is only eight months and seven days old, and he can help you work. Do you like Doudou very much? If you like it, you have to save money quickly. , when Doudou’s birthday comes, give me a big red envelope. My fans are so envious of me.”
"Okay, okay, grandma will prepare a big red envelope for you, for this guy."
Finally, after putting things away in the kitchen, Lu Xiuxiu asked Doudou to follow her when she sat on the sofa and watched TV.
The two also discussed the plot of the soap opera in a serious manner.
Qiao Ze suddenly realized that he still had to urge Yuesheng Technology to produce more Doudou bodies as soon as possible, otherwise Su Mucheng would take Doudou to recruit students in two days. He was afraid that Lu Xiuxiu would not have the little one to accompany him at night. You won't get used to it...
This is probably unintentional. The original purpose of developing Doudou was to make a scientific research-assisted artificial intelligence. Who knew it would become an enrollment promotion robot, a companion robot, a guard robot...
Only in the field of scientific research support, it is very boring and there is a lot of nonsense. Qiao Ze didn't even know whether to evaluate Doudou as a success or a failure.
On the first day back home, Doudou enjoyed countless favors, and Qiao Ze spent the first time doubting his own judgment.
But the more lively thing is always the Internet.
After all, the Internet is Doudou’s home ground and the gathering place for its 150 million fans.
Su Mucheng, who was participating in a major event like school enrollment for the first time, gave Doudou instructions. Doudou, who would be the protagonist of enrollment for the first time tomorrow, must first heat up the atmosphere.
Of course, this is not Su Mucheng's idea alone.
Yu Chenggong, who wanted to stand on the last duty, thought so too. Colleges and universities also need publicity and traffic to break the stereotypes of some people in the country.
For example, when it comes to universities, getting admitted to Qingbei seems to represent the highest honor for students, and other schools seem to be a little less interesting.
When high school teachers motivate top students, they always say "Qingbei". Even the High School Affiliated to Xilin University of Technology is no exception.
Every year, Qingbei's admission rate is counted as a special indicator and becomes a means of external publicity for high-quality high schools.
There is no way, when the undergraduate rate of seven or eight key high schools in a big city is above 90%, whoever has a higher admission rate in Qingbei becomes the benchmark for competition.
Therefore, it is not that easy to seize food from these two schools.
At least it takes courage to give up the opportunity to go to Qingbei and choose Xilin University of Technology at this time.
Even if you pass the test-taker test, you still have to pass the test of parents, teachers and even school leaders.
Students who can go to Qingbei University finally choose Xilin University of Technology, which also involves the face of their parents, bonuses for teachers, and the school's external publicity.
So if you really want to achieve big goals, you can only win by surprise and make some big splashes.
Come up with something that others don't have, so that when people talk about Qingbei in the future, they will think of Xilin University of Technology, and they will definitely call it Qingbei Xigong.
Putting Xilin University of Technology and Qingbei University in the same bracket, including the bonuses for high school teachers, at least similar, will allow future admissions teachers to feel confident when competing for students, and will dispel the concerns of parents and teachers.
If you want to achieve this goal, you naturally need to win by surprise.
Without Doudou, we can only use Qiao Ze as a signboard. In fact, the admissions teacher of Xilin University of Technology has already done this.
"Qiao Ze—the once-coveted student in northern Qing Dynasty, and now the coveted professor is determined to stay at Xilin University of Technology. Think about it why?" has long become a must-have for admissions teachers from all over the country when they contact top students from key high schools. A word to say.
Now that we have Doudou, it is equivalent to having two signboards. And the latter may be more useful.
After all, Qiao Ze is usually too low-key, and his influence is too high-end. Among ordinary people, he is not as influential as Doudou.
The 150 million fans on the entire network are really not just a boast.
It’s all accumulated by this guy who makes jokes and fights with netizens on Weibo, Zhihu, Maopu, etc., which are popular platforms for the public. But it is impossible for Qiao Ze to do this.
Of course, just talking about fans is too abstract, but the 150 million people who follow Doudou on the Internet are actually specific people. He or she may be a teacher or even a school leader of a key high school, a parent of an outstanding student, or even an outstanding student.
Now this abstract guy suddenly came from the Internet to reality and began to serve as the admissions spokesperson of Xilin University of Technology. Let’s just say it has a big impact.
So that night Doudou seemed to be watching TV with his dear grandma and discussing the plot.
But in fact, it also released a blockbuster news on the entire platform and simultaneously interacted with netizens.
"Dear fans, although I want to sacrifice to you from time to time, I still want to share the good news with you as soon as possible! That is: I, Doudou, was killed by my father Qiao Ze's alma mater - Xilin The University of Technology has been selected. From tomorrow, he will officially become the chief admissions and publicity officer of Xilin University of Technology!
Starting from tomorrow, I will take on the important task of going to key high schools in major cities across the country to do offline promotions! Wow, hahaha... That's right, my dad created my body! For those fans who want to fry, roast, steam, slow cook or even hang me from the street every day, here is your chance!
The first stop tomorrow is the Middle School Affiliated to Xilin University of Technology. Come hit me! Wow...hahaha...(hilarious emoticon of banging the table)"
In addition to the above written content, Su Mucheng also made a special video for Doudou and sent it to major platforms.
In the video, Doudou's six robotic arms made six gestures, and various arrogant to cute expressions flashed across the screen on his head.
Then he said something in his unique cute childish voice: "Is there any serious and good student in this age who wants to take the Qingbei exam? Let me tell you, no matter where you go, you will only be educated by society when you graduate, so come to Xilin University of Technology Well, here you will learn how to educate society in a fancy way."
There was also a girl's uncontrollable laughter in the background.
It can be seen that the video was very sloppy when uploaded, and even basic editing was not done.
But these are not important.
Really, given the arrogance of this sentence, if someone with 150 million fans said it, he would probably be scolded to social death.
Fortunately, Doudou is really not a human being.
The metallic robotic arm, the expression that kept flashing above his head, and the childish voice just made the Internet boil in an instant.
The front row of the comment section was almost unanimous: "Fuck me!"
Obviously, everyone was extremely surprised that Doudou suddenly had an extra body and was able to record videos and talk.
For the first time, I can only think of the simplest words to express the richest feelings.
It made Doudou’s fans a little impatient when they replied...
"Oh my God, I'm still an eight-month-old and seven-day-old baby. You guys line up so neatly and still say things like this. Aren't you ashamed? People can't at least shouldn't..."
Of course, there are also serious discussions.
"No, we are serious people. Let's be serious. I have never heard of this position of admissions external propaganda officer. Let me ask, is this position serious?"
"Let's just say that if you look at the whole world, can you find a more serious artificial intelligence than Doudou? (Proud)"
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"Really, on behalf of myself, I am very interested in the course "Education Society". I would like to ask Doudou, are you taking this class in person? If you can't teach it, can you refund the tuition?"
"Come on, I'll teach. If I teach, there will be no father. You can't imagine how my father usually educates the society. Really, he's so cruel, I don't even dare to say it! So I can't refund the tuition fee. It’s not a question, the question is do you dare to retreat? (Funny Hammer Table)”
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"Doudou, I want to go to Xilin University of Technology, but what should I do if I can't even get into Qingbei University? You won't want me, right?"
"You can't even get into Qingbei University, so how dare you want to get into our Xilin University of Technology? Let me tell you, there is no way to bury people like this! (nostrils turned upward)"
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"Qingbei: Where is my fifty-meter sword?"
"Come on, come on, chop at me, let me tell you, let alone the fifty-meter sword, even if they bring out two Italian cannons, I won't be afraid! If you can wipe off a piece of my skin, I will lose! ( Pick your nose)”
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"Doudou, please tell me sincerely, why can you be so arrogant? Really, I will learn this."
"(Pensive face) Maybe maybe I have a good father! Well, who made this baby reborn well? (Hands aside)"
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"I am from the High School Affiliated to Xilin University of Technology, but I am only a freshman in high school. Doudou, you will give a lecture at our school tomorrow, can I participate too?"
"Doudou is going to take action. The whole school must participate! If anyone dares not to let you participate, I allow you to name my father, Master Qiao! Well...if it doesn't work, just pretend you didn't see what I said. Oh! (smug face)"
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This effect can only be said to be extremely explosive.
In less than an hour, the entry "Xilin Polytechnic University declared war on the Northern Qing Dynasty" was trending on Weibo. But what was even more outrageous was actually knowing that an hour after Doudou posted on Weibo, a question "Who is the real one?" The question "Is it the number one super university in China" topped the hot search list on Knowhu.
The most outrageous thing is that the answer to this question that was quickly upvoted on Quora was answered by Doudou, the first artificial intelligence answerer in Kochi.
"Thank you for the invitation.
I was watching TV in Xilin when I suddenly saw this question, which was like a bolt from the blue. It stopped my CPU for about 3e-13 seconds before I reacted and quickly answered the question.
how to say! The moment I saw this question being asked by netizens, or in other words, when you still discussed Qingbei and Xilin University of Technology together after I posted on Weibo, Xilin University of Technology had already lost, and lost. Very miserable!
So I must reiterate here that there is only one super university in China, or the only transcendent super university, and that is Xilin University of Technology! One super, two super and others will be the pattern of China's universities in the future.
Let me say it again, I, Xilin University of Technology, compete with Princeton, Harvard, Columbia, Berkeley, Yale, Pennsylvania...etc., the integration of these universities, Yanbei? Huaqing? Are you kidding me by asking this question? !
After what I have said, who agrees? Who objects? "
There is no doubt that this answer is very popular.
The likes have been clicked by countless happy netizens so much that they are almost smoking.
The comment area has become a sea of joy.
"Doudou, I agree, please don't hit me."
"The whole job depends on you, Doudou!"
"I understand, Xilin University of Technology is the number one university in the universe!"
