Wang Yiming also felt a little hot on his face now, because he thought that the Yu family would come up with some tough "test" to embarrass Mr. Shen. After all, according to what he learned, Qizhou customs are very powerful, even for a wealthy family. Or people with official status are also embarrassed by the custom of welcoming brides during weddings.
What can you do? This has been the custom of people for thousands of years. Are you falling out? In the end, the only one who won't fall behind is you. Labels such as "narrow-minded" or "not generous enough" or even "disrespectful" can be slapped on your head.
Therefore, Wang Yiming reminded Mr. Shen more cautiously at that time, and added himself to the list of the main wedding receptionists. He would be honored in the future, and he would have more face when he was shown out, and his reputation as "Mr. Shen's confidant" would be more vivid.
But when someone who had passed the test came in, Wang Yiming thought he could help, but he realized that he had overestimated himself. After all, this was a wedding, and the so-called "test" was either "difficult" or "difficult to drink". Choose one of the two. .
Mr. Shen either doesn't care about the problem, or it can't trouble him at all.
How dare Wang Yiming, the dregs of the rest of the bad wine, dare to put it in and embarrass himself?
However, Wang Yiming glanced at Wang Jian beside him and secretly rejoiced: Fortunately, Wang Jian is here.
Why is it so good that Wang Jian is here? Because Wang Jian, like Wang Yiming, is a dregs of wine, he is a complete bastard among the main force of welcoming the bride, and cannot help at all.
Apart from the three Yuandan realm special guards, the one who really stood out in the wedding ceremony was Lin Chen. Before, Wang Yiming had no special impression of this ferocious-faced deputy commander of the Jingbei Black Flag Battalion, but now Only then did I realize that this person can really drink! I'm afraid your drinking capacity alone is on par with Master Shen, right? !
And it’s not just about the amount of alcohol. The reason why many levels are so easy is also due to Lin Chen’s ferocious look and smile that can chill people’s bones. Many guys who looked like they were supposed to make things difficult for Master Shen were so frightened that they couldn't speak, and finally passed the test without any hesitation.
Of course, Master Shen's ability was also revealed in these tests this time, shocking those guys who were so proud at first and making them look ugly.
Knowing Mr. Shen's reputation as a literary giant, these "tests" are very tricky. He actually asked Mr. Shen to settle accounts, and even said that this is a profound knowledge, what is arithmetic called. After drawing a few shapes and a lot of words, I asked Master Shen to calculate the length and area.
What is this?
Wang Yiming had attended a government school after all, and the Wang family also had children from private school professors. He had also heard of the so-called "arithmetic" but had never taken it seriously. Now that he saw it, it was completely incomprehensible to him, and even a bit confusing.
I know every word, but I can't understand them all together. Isn't this weird?
At that time, Wang Yiming was sadly preparing to watch Lin Chen's animal drink again, but Master Shen burst out laughing and said something like "Pythagorean Theorem" and "Junior Middle School Introductory Geometry", and then Swish, swish, he wrote as soon as he picked up the pen, and he finished his answer in less than half a cup of tea. He threw the pen away, and his expression was cool and unrestrained, with a rather mocking look on his face, as if he was saying: How dare you show off this kind of question in front of me?
It turns out that Mr. Shen even knows a little bit of knowledge like arithmetic? ! Wang Yiming was surprised and admired at the same time. When he thought about it, Mr. Shen was born as an orphan and had never attended school for a day. To know so much knowledge, he must have learned it by himself while running errands. He felt ashamed of this spirit anyway, and at the same time he was secretly determined to learn from Lord Shen.
The last level "test" made Wang Yiming's face glow and his palms turned red.
Wang Yiming didn't understand arithmetic, but he knew a little bit about poetry.
The final test is for Mr. Shen to express his affection for the bride. And he also set a limit, using a famous poem in history as a measure, requiring Mr. Shen to do nothing worse than this one, otherwise he would be served with a lot of wine, and the main force in the final stage was not allowed to be married. They are not allowed to help, and they are not allowed to rely on their cultivation to turn wine into wine.
No matter how you look at it, this is driving people to death. Who can guarantee that the poems produced will be similar to the famous poems of previous generations? If you lose, you have to drink and you are not allowed to use your cultivation to turn into wine. Then this jar weighs ten kilograms. Not to mention drunkenness, even if it is a huge amount, you can't hold so much in your stomach, right?
By this time, the anger that the wedding team had built up before could no longer be suppressed. The people who filled the "test" at their parents' home were all young people. They all claimed to be Yu Shu students, but there was almost nothing "joyful" about what they did. "It all means "making things difficult". After repeated failures, it finally reached such an unreasonable point.
However, Shen Hao waved his hand at that time, suppressing the emotions of those around him who could not suppress their emotions.
Why is this so difficult? that's it?
Shen Hao walked all the way without even saying a few words, just watching Lin Chen and the three special guards drinking. Oh, he also left a five-character first couplet and an introductory geometry question for the first grade of junior high school. Not to mention sweating, you reached the last level without even thinking about it?
After looking at the masterpieces of previous generations that the other party took out as a yardstick, Shen Hao, although not at a high level, still has some appreciation ability, and knew that this poem was definitely a masterpiece about the emotions between men and women. However, in Shen Hao's opinion, the expression was still a bit reserved, and there was no direct and violent emotional catharsis. At least he didn't think it was enough to infect people.
After recalling it for a while, the last poem, which was known to many people in another world and was even adapted into a song, jumped out of Shen Hao's memory.
So he wrote:
The evil!
I want to know you and live a long life.
There are no mausoleums in the mountains, the rivers are exhausted, the winter thunders tremble, the summer rains and snows, the heaven and the earth are united, so I dare to be with you.
Shen Hao's handwriting has always been mediocre, which is the result of taking the time to practice for a while after he became the commander of the Black Flag Battalion. It can't be called a good word now, but it won't be called ugly either.
Shen Hao put down his pen with satisfaction. At least in his opinion, he preferred "Shangxie" to the masterpieces of previous generations in this world. The expression of emotions is more direct and decisive.
Of course, there's nothing wrong with saying "Shang Xie" is exaggerated. However, talking about love is inherently full of irrational words, and it is normal to be more exaggerated.
As soon as the song "Shang Xie" came out, there was a complete silence, which was not right, but there were frequent sounds of breathing.
There were many people watching the ceremony at this last stage. In addition to relatives of the Yu family, there were also many bigwigs from the government academy. Firstly, I wanted to support him, and secondly, I wanted to see what masterpieces the famous writer Shen would come up with.
After seeing "Shang Xie", I was stunned for a moment, and then cheered and clapped loudly. A knowledgeable person will see that with this poem alone, the title of "great writer" should be firmly placed on Mr. Shen's head. Many people even feel that this song "Shangxie" is better than the previous poems.
"The groom has passed! Fire the cannon again and pick up the bride!"
